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u/PM_ME_MICHELADAS · 3 pointsr/USMC

I know you’re probably a ground side Marine, but if I may share a game for our air wingers forward deployed....

Flightline batsuit racing.

Step 1: Find a stash of the old 2 man Army tents.

Step 2: Take said stash to Flight Equipment. Bribery may be necessary for step 3.

Step 3: Fold the tent portion like a poncho, cut hole for head, cut and size tent poles to poncho “wings”. Bribe Flight Equipment to sew tent poles in to poncho.

Step 4: Buy these

Step 5: Bribe forward deployed PMO (Best bucket of protein powder exchange ever)

Step 6: Await Sandstorm

Step 7: Don cranial, batsuit, and roller skates AND contact PMO and tell them to bring a radar gun.

Step 8: Set up at end of Flightline, open batsuit, goggles down, let 60-90 MPH wind catch batsuit and proceed to make you and your team hit 41 MPH (radar confirmed) down the flightline on skates.

Step 9: Make sure Gunny doesn’t try to kill you after your morale boosting flight of glory.

Not that I would know.....

Also if you’re in the field in like 29 Palms, catch a wind scorpion and a regular scorpion, throw them in to an empty cooler, shake it up, open lid, place bets.

Edit to add: Nothing wrong with a good ole fashioned field fuck too.