Reddit mentions of Biokleen Bac-Out Enzyme Stain Remover - 32 Ounce - Natural Foam Spray, Destroys Stains & Odors Safely, for Pet Stains, Laundry, Diapers, Wine, Carpets, Eco-Friendly, Non-Toxic, Plant-Based

We've been using Biokleen powdered detergent and Biokleen Bac-Out since our firstborn was a baby. The laundry powder comes in unscented as well as non-offensive, lightly scented citrus varieties. Both products are great for stains, eco-friendly, and non-irritating. Bac-Out is especially wonderful in eradicating poop and spit up! We've never had any issues with skin irritation with either product, plus the laundry powder lasts much longer than liquid detergent.

Also, as far as the care of your clothing goes, I'd really recommend getting away from store bought detergents and fabric softeners. They're full of chemicals and are harsh on your clothing and hard on your washing machine. I've fallen in love with using soap nuts, distilled white vinegar, and wool dryer balls to do all my laundry.

Soap nuts: http://www.amazon.com/NaturOli-Berries-Seedless-Cleaner-Processed/dp/B001DU4XPY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420238438&sr=8-1&keywords=soap+nuts

Wool dryer balls: http://www.amazon.com/Smart-Sheep-Eco-friendly-All-Natural-Softener--Great/dp/B00GA9P5P0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420238492&sr=8-1&keywords=wool+dryer+balls

And a great stain remover: http://www.amazon.com/Bi-O-Kleen-Bac-Out-Eliminator-Foaming-Action/dp/B005P0UYDS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1420238539&sr=8-2&keywords=biokleen

Then, I just keep a big container of white vinegar around to use as a fabric softener. If you like you can also add whatever essential oils you like to either the vinegar or onto the dryer balls (or both). Orange oil is my favorite, and I like this bigger bottle: http://www.amazon.com/NOW-Foods-Orange-Sweet-ounce/dp/B0019LPL8A/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420238679&sr=8-1&keywords=NOW+orange+oil

I've found this saves money, water, energy, the whole shebang. I also have really sensitive skin, so switching to this way of doing laundry has really benefitted me all around.

This stuff works and its safe. https://www.amazon.com/Biokleen-Bac-Out-Stain-Remover-Ounces/dp/B005P0UYDS

You can also use vinegar.

That smell is mildew, which is another term for mold. There are different ways to kill it, but you do have to be cautious about damaging upholstry. If you are going to put anything on the fabric, test it in a hidden place first to make sure it doesn't discolor the fabric.

1. Super frugal: Mildew needs moisture to survive. Dry, well-ventilated places are less habitable for it. Every time you give it a new infusion of moisture (i.e. sweat), it is reinvigorated. So, dry out the upholstry if you can. Even just putting a fan on it may help.
   
   
2. Pretty frugal: Some household products are useful for fighting mildew. Vinegar and rubbing alcohol (used separately) can help, but may discolor certain fabrics, so dilute them in water and test in a hidden spot first. Diluted bleach works well, of course, but is almost definitely going to cause discoloration! Tea tree oil has antiseptic properties, and mixing 10-20 drops into a spray bottle can be quite effective. I just used this on my carpet at home to freshen up, and had no discoloration (but still test on your own fabrics).
   
   
3. A little less frugal: You could try a product like Biokleen Bacout, which should kill mildew. There are multiple products out there designed to kill mildew, and they may be a good idea if you're having trouble finding something powerful enough and gentle enough for your upholstry.
   
   In all cases, if you apply a liquid solution, be sure to dry out the fabric really well afterwards. Good luck!

get an enzyme spray so your dog doesn't feel the need to do it 100 more times. i use this one and highly recommend it.

Not all of these may apply to you, so please don't take offense if something doesn't.

• Eat enough fiber (probably a good recommendation regardless of where you play).
  
  
• Clean you butt's outside. You may not be wiping as well as you think. Flushable moist wipes are the shizzz.
  
  
• Clean you butt's inside. Buy a fleet enema at any pharmacy, dump out the salt water and refill with lukewarm water, then use that a time or two to rinse out your insides. When you do it and all that comes out is water and no poop, you are good to go.
  
  
• Get some disposable latex/vinyl/nitrile gloves.
  
  
• For heaven's sake put a towel or blanket or tshirt or something down to separate your ass from the chair/couch/carpet/upholstery.
  
• If you do get your couch/carpet/etc. impregnated with butt smell, try Biokleen and follow the label instructions.
  
  You might try a butt plug. Lovehoney has a 2 for $25 deal right now.

One of my friends turned me onto the product Bac-Out. You spray it on your clothes at least five minutes before you throw them in the wash, and enzymes in the spray break down bacteria that causes your clothes to start smelling. It's not practical for me to do laundry every day, so I spray it on, let my clothes hang to dry over night, and then wash them a couple days later.

My clothes were really smelly before, and this has really helped!

Link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005P0UYDS/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1?pf_rd_p=1535523722&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=B0009ET4XQ&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0EJ79NPH3YEES5RD2MBQ

I wash every 4-5 days so, out of an abundance of (paranoid) caution, I spray my poop diapers with a diluted solution of Bac Out after spraying them off. I've been called out on this sub before for this being unnecessary but I've been doing that since Toddler was in diapers and it's been working for us.