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Reddit mentions of EINSKEY Womens Felt Floppy Hat, Wool Bowler Fedora Wide Brim Sun Hat for Beach Church (2)
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Made with wool felt material that is extremely soft and cmfortable. Showing the quality of romantic and feminine. It is foldable and easy to take when going out.Fashion yet practical, floppy wide brim excellent for sun protection. Provides a casual or formal stylish look whether it is indoors or outdoors.Head circumference 23",height 4", brim width 4'', this hat has a ribbon on the inside, which allows you to customize the fit.Elegant party hat easily match your dresses, perfect for lounging at the beach, clubbing, or simply casual everyday wear. Makes a great gift for that fashionable on-trend friend of yours.Easy to care-cleaned with horsehair brush or soft shoeshine brush, a slightly damp cloth, lint roller, and a dry cleaning sponge for stains.
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| Color | 2 |
| Size | One Size |
In a river should do. However, you absolutely MUST make sure that it is at least 5 metres deep. You can do this by dropping in a marked rope with a heavy weight at the bottom (e.g. a stone).
Alternatively, dig a hole. However, you must make sure that it is in a secluded place. Also, when covering the body with dirt, grow grass over it if in a grassy area. This minimises the chances of it being found.
As for what to wear, have a pair of gloves handy. I would personally recommend some nice gardening gloves like these. These are necessary in order to avoid leaving finger prints on the body, in the case of it being found. Also, wear some shoes that do not make noise.
I would recommend moving the body in the night and avoiding other people. Just in case you are seen, keep the body in a camping bag or suitcase. Try not to be seen by security cameras.
In the event of being noticed by security cameras or other people, dump ALL visible clothing worn on the night into the sea or a deep river. Again, do NOT leave fingerprints.
This small guide should set you up quite nicely.
DISCLAIMER: I am not in fact a murderer. This was just a joke that I took waaaay too far. It took me a while, so Iโm gonna post it anyway.