Reddit mentions of Gemüsemesser-Set SwissClassic, 3-tlg., rot

>Showerheads: Get it changed immediately. It'll cost less than 1000. It'll save your time and better your hygiene. You will feel less depressed in the morning.

It takes 10 secs to open a shower head, and a minute to clean one. The force of the shower head depends on the source not the shower head. Been so many years(decades) never had to replace one!

>Western Toilets: Get your toilet seat changed to something more flatter and wider, it'll cost you around 600. Also use a good quality hand faucet/spray/jet. Get it fixed/changed if the pressure has gone down. Should cost you less than 500. Use good quality toilet paper, look up Selpak.

Petite women often slip inside wide toilet seats, ain't nobody got time to buy scented toilet paper, use left hand, water and dettol hand soap.

> Many iPhones run on 1GB RAM and still drop fewer frames than 4GB phones. earlier gen iPhone and you will do fine

Cheapest 1gig Iphone still cost more than Nexus 5X, no thanks! Earlier Iphone's will be slow and get boggled down by lack of memory and low ram from day 1.


>Display: You can now buy a 22 inch, 1080p display from Dell/LG for around 10,000. Buy two of them if you need your work spread out.

Work on excel, Acrobat, and Chrome simultaneously on a 15inch 768p screen, never felt the need for two screens. Just learn to use multiple desktops and stack windows. Albeit some people need multi-monitors for specialized needs, but not everyone.


>Kitchen Knives: If you don't know anything about knives, just start with Victorinox paring knives (http://www.amazon.in/Victorinox-Swiss-Classic-Paring-Knife/dp/B001U54YBU/) They are very affordable. Then move on to Chef's knives. There are many good brands there but you can explore that later.

861rs for 3 Chutkut knives? Fuck no! Unless I am trying to cut metal or rocks, a 50Rs-100rs knife will easily retain it's sharpness for over 3months. And when it loses edge, get that guy with that rock cycle to sharpen it; takes 5-10rs for it!

>Gas Stove: I know everything is right with 2 burner stoves, but your whole cooking process will change with 4 burner stoves. You can never go back to two burners after that. This one is not essential though, specially if you live alone or don't cook much.

4 burners burnt simultaneously will eat the LPG twice as fast. A No LPG subsidy no more, Cover food when cooking, cooks faster.

>Containers/Boxes/Bottles: Tupperware or Signoraware. Their lids will never go loose and they will last forever.

Had a set of those expensive microwave safe Tupperwares, tried cooking maggie, fuckin lid deformed.

>Pillows: Stop buying those 200 rs recron pillows. They have literally zero form. Most of us anyway stress our back by sitting on a chair whole day, don't worsen it by stressing your back for the rest of the night. See, pillows are complicated. One pillow can be good for me but bad for you. You have to figure out first whether you sleep on your back or sides. If you sleep on back, the hight of the pillow needs to be less, if you sleep on the sides then the hight needs to be more. The hardness needs to be just enough to support these heights. So ideally a pillow should support variable sizes depending on the size of your body and sleep pattern. Here is one for reference: http://www.amazon.in/Viaggi-0058-CERVICAL-PILLOW/dp/B00M97WOV0

3k for a fuckin pillow? Go to desi GADDA guy, will give you better stuff at 200 then what you get online.

>Boxes of Museli, roasted grams, peanuts, sprouts, fresh fruits etc.

ye saab museli, roasted grams, sprouts ka heh? Bhai saheb app kaha k ho? Keep atta, refine oil and rice. Will come in handy during APPADKALINE situations more then Mussolini.

>Desk chair: Your chair does not need wheels or 5 inches of padding. The most important thing is the shape of the backrest and to a lesser extent, the armrest. Go to stores, try a few. If you can't get a new one, at least get a separate backrest itself. Something like this: http://www.amazon.in/HealthSense-Backrest-Cushion-Memory-Foam/dp/B00S2J3DFK

90degree angle back chair is o.k to work on a desk for few hours or as a dining table companion to eat, but if an I.T guy were to sit on it all day. He'd be killing himself.

>Footwear: This is very important. You will have to spend some money here. You may not be aware how different it actually feels to wear something that is meant to give care to your feet. Go to a store, try out some stuff from asics, sketchers etc. You will have to spend around 4000 to get started but suddenly you will want to walk to every place. Save up money to get a good pair. I absolutely insist.

4000Rs shoe isn't necessary, got one chappal for 99rs from flipkart and a sneaker from Globalite worth 350 from amazon, still going strong after a year.

Wanna know cheap? Picked up Holi Powder falling on the ground to rub other's today, washed clothes in friends washing machine, ate food at his house, updated apps at his house, snatched a pair of socks he got at some wholesale market. Packed extra roti's in newspaper that his mother made, sabji in polythene bag, gonna eat that now as dinner. Forced him to drop me off. All this at zero rupees!


EDIT: As O.P also requested more hacks, here it goes; (will keep updating it.)

• When eating at a not so fancy place or irregular one, spend money on mineral water, you'd have no idea what kind of water that plastic jar may have. Splash is the new Bisleri it's seal is much harder to fake and open(sometimes get's annoying) but use teeth, keys or nails to open that plastic seal on top. Trust me, splash' seal is much harder to fake.
  
  
• If you can't finish your food, ask them to pack it, if they refuse, get a polythene bag and put food inside it.
  
  
• Buy gadgets based on your needs, don't fixate on that one thing(3gb ram, 4g). Need a laptop to just browse and post dank memes? Buy a sub 20k lapi. Need a phone to just make calls? Buy a sub 1k phone.
  
  For the smokers and Tobacco Chewers
  
  My hipster anytime high friend uses these tricks;
  
  
• Instead of buying cigarettes whose prices are always getting high, he buys packets instead of Khulla. What he does is even more astonishing; he smokes the cig halfway and then plucks the amber away like that of a carom player hitting a striker. This cause the cig to instantly go out, and then he smokes it again at some later point, counting it as 2 where as he actually smoked one cigarette.
  
  
• Use a lighter instead of matches, buy one of those 10-20rs lighters, last ages at lowest flame. Matches create garbage and contribute to deforestation, or so my friend says......
  
  
• Instead of gobbling whole packet of Tulsi-Rajnigandha at once, chew fractions of it. He makes a packet last all day.
  
  
• Drops cigarette ash into his pegs, says it gets him drunk quicker (not sure? don't try this at home, in fact, don't do any of those bad things in the first place!)
  
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• Don't be stupid and start buying those Calvin Klein/branded uber expensive underwear, it's an underwear, ain't nobody gonna see that you wear branded expensive ones. Never buy tight ones just so the can form crease lines across your package, which when you view yourself in the mirror, makes you feel good. The only thing the'll do in the long run is cause rashes, and make you do that "pull underwear off butt crack" every 10 minutes.
  
  
• Rayban/Fasttrack, nobody cares. Buy off shops at cheaper price for not so 'branded ones'(albeit they U.V protected and all) If you see goggles/sunglasses as a practical element, then no need to spend that much on it. if you see it as a in-your-face, I am rich, fashion statement, then by all means buy those expensive ones.
  
  
• Summer is coming, stick with just wearing briefs or vest instead of buying specialized summer clothing, unless you going out.
  
  
• Use Hibernate instead of sleep in laptop, saves battery.
  
  
• Turn off background services on apps not necessary, to save data.
  

>>Kitchen Knives: If you don't know anything about knives, just start with Victorinox paring knives (http://www.amazon.in/Victorinox-Swiss-Classic-Paring-Knife/dp/B001U54YBU/) They are very affordable. Then move on to Chef's knives. There are many good brands there but you can explore that later.

>861rs for 3 Chutkut knives? Fuck no! Unless I am trying to cut metal or rocks, a 50Rs-100rs knife will easily retain it's sharpness for over 3months. And when it loses edge, get that guy with that rock cycle to sharpen it; takes 5-10rs for it!

Or try this. By a decent knife (100 bucks is decent) and get a whet stone for 50 bucks. That shit will last you a LONG time. I mean it. Seriously. You just have to understand how to retain an edge and you'll be left with a sharp knife 24X7.

The secret to this is, you'll probably have to grind the knife a little when you're sharpening it for the first time and this may take a good twenty minutes. Once done, you'll only need to run the knife's edge over the stone gently just a couple of times every time you feel it is losing its edge. That's it. Chop onions like mother fookin Gordon Ramsay. Marvel at your ability to finely slice cucumbers. Become the knife maniac that you should be.