Reddit mentions of REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book

[](/b36 "I'm glad I got into the show. Can't wait for the next episode.")
That's strangely relevant to The Ultimate Power. The first 5 pages are about how his mother chased him around the back yard with a broom because he would get boners thinking about Ninjas and she would stomp on his ass to make them go away. If you thought that was funny I suggest you read it. He also has a full blown conversation with his dog in the annotations. It's a guilty pleasure book.

REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book it's a masterpiece of shitty books.

Good advice, will TIL. Sidebar: Are you Robert Hamburger? If so, can you please just take all my money?

Reading this book is my favorite way of chasing off melancholy. Plus you get to learn about ninjas.

Or this one perhaps?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/080652569X?ie=UTF8&tag=theofficialni-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=080652569X

https://www.amazon.com/REAL-Ultimate-Power-Official-Ninja/dp/080652569X

I used to love this book.

His son is also an author: http://www.amazon.com/REAL-Ultimate-Power-Official-Ninja/dp/080652569X

I was just thinking that!
http://www.amazon.com/REAL-Ultimate-Power-Official-Ninja/dp/080652569X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418153292&sr=8-1&keywords=the+real+ultimate+power

Oh fuck, I knew there was something else I had to do today.

Edit: You might want to check out Real Ultimate Power for information on how to commit seppuku with a Frisbee.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/080652569X?pc_redir=1396777763&robot_redir=1