Reddit mentions of Ritastephens 14k Solid Gold Eyebrow Nipple Circular Barbell HorseShoe Body Jewelry 14g

TL/DR: IMO body piercings are trashy. It is just my personal preference.

• I prefer natural beauty over flashy gimmicks. For example: I much prefer Death Valley Nat'l Park or Monument Valley, Utah over the Las Vegas strip. Las Vegas is OK once (other than the shows.) I never get tired of going to experience the beauty of the parks. (I dread the day when they figure out to superimpose an emoji onto the face of the moon.)
  
  
• When I make love to and with a woman, I want to caress her, not her hardware. Getting amorous with hardware does not turn me on. (That goes for earrings also. I have been conditioned to accept earrings, but during sex I like to nibble and kiss her ear, not her earrings.) I would also be afraid of accidentally getting one caught in the heat of the moment.
  
  
• I looked up what nipple jewelry was made out of. The most popular materials were surgical stainless steel, titanium, Polytetrafluoroethylene (PTFE) or 14K gold (why not 18K or 24K gold?). Other than 14K gold, none of those materials strike me as being classy.
  
  
• I tried to look for jewelry for body piercings at jewelry stores online. I looked at the jewelry stores whose names I recognized. As far as I could tell (maybe I was using the wrong search terms), none of the top jewelry stores (Tiffany & Co., etc.) carried jewelry for body piercings. Where I did find that type of jewelry is at places like Claire's Boutique or the shops that do the piercings. Isn't Claire's Boutique where a splenda daddy does his gift shopping at?
  
  
• I looked on Amazon.com for nipple jewelry. The most expensive I could find was [this] (https://www.amazon.com/Eyebrow-Circular-Barbell-HorseShoe-Jewelry/dp/B00F8KGMI6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1519580325&sr=8-3&keywords=nipple+jewelry). I then looked on Amazon.com for expensive earrings and found [this] (https://www.amazon.com/Certified-Diamond-Earring-4-Prong-VVS2-VS1/dp/B01IJBP8N0/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1519580579&sr=1-1&nodeID=7454925011&psd=1&keywords=earrings) Again, it appears to me that nipple jewelry is cheap and trashy rather than classy.
  
  
• To be licensed to cut hair in my state you have to meet certain minimum standards. (H.S. or equivalent graduate, over 18, graduate from an accredited course, training in exposure to blood borne pathogens, pass a written exam, pass a practical exam, work in a licensed shop.) To perform piercings there are no requirements at all in my state.