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Reddit mentions of TEKTON 3016 8-oz. Tubular Steel Claw Hammer [Older Model]
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We found 1 Reddit mentions of TEKTON 3016 8-oz. Tubular Steel Claw Hammer [Older Model]. Here are the top ones.
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Solid cast steel head with semi-polished, lacquer-coated finishFull size round striking faceBeveled-end curved clawTubular steel handle with cushioned non-slip grip
Specs:
Height | 1.125 Inches |
Length | 10.125 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Weight | 0.6 Pounds |
Width | 4.0625 Inches |
This and this. Condoms and lube are relatable to hammers. Yes, even squeaky ones. How you ask?
Well, there's some really kinky motherfuckers out there, who are suddenly in the mood for some hot, sexy, ANAL PENETRATION! But alas, they're to poor to afford a top-of-the-line Rear Penetration Fucking Machine. :(
So what do they do?? They run down to the nearest hardware store of course! Depending on their mood, they either buy a small Tekton 3016 hammer, or a massive Cold Steel Warhammer. Then they go home, slip a rubber on the hammer of their choice, lube it up nice and slippery, then they slide that big ol hammer right up their poop chute.
And that, my friends, is how condoms and lube are relatable to hammers.
I swear to puppies I'm going to throw a psychotic fit.