Reddit mentions: The best patio furniture covers

Mischief Managed.

1. So I can hear those crybabies whine with much better quality.
   
2. Why even be cryptic? Who likes to sweep?
   
3. Our patio umbrella could use a hat to protect it from the sun.
   
4. It's a game book... a book for my games!
   
5. The cheap secrets go in the physical trunk; the more valuable secrets, the secrets that can never get out, those go in a far more delicate trunk.
   
6. Capeless glass for Mrs. Blu, the Wonder Woman to my Superman.

IN the hammock? See, I'd be worried about water pooling. I'd want something with holes on either end for the tie lines and maybe a drawstring to cinch it up nice and tight.

I thought of getting a basha with a hexagon shape and using the tie points because I could use it as a rainfly or sunshade as well, but then I found a "hammock cocoon". https://www.amazon.com/Snugpak-Hammock-Cocoon-Travelsoft-Filling/dp/B0167IYNLU/ref=pd_rhf_dp_s_cp_1?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B0167IYNLU&pd_rd_r=BXCE2XBGVEWTRTPGHN9T&pd_rd_w=Kn38f&pd_rd_wg=ZQCWC&psc=1&refRID=BXCE2XBGVEWTRTPGHN9T

Looks like I have some research to do while I get more /r/beermoney.

edit: While I'd like a cocoon which could accommodate a bugnet, this rainfly seems to convert into an enclosed tent. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06WVJKTK3?psc=1

Generic but they fit really well. The bottoms are adjustable to tighten them and they have clips at the bottom so they don’t blow away! We have a square coffee table and I ended up buying a fire pit cover instead of a table cover which worked great. Our furniture is actually up on the roof (flat deck up there), so it would be really taking a beating in the sun if we didn’t cover it.

This is the cover we bought but the same company makes other sizes and ones that fit individual chairs if that is what you have.

Classic Accessories Veranda Patio... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078C6YGXN?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

The blackstone one sucks. I also upgraded to the pro series. This one form amazon works amazing and looks way better

Vanteriam Outdoor Rectangular/Oval Patio Dining Table Cover-Waterproof Large Outdoor Patio Furniture Cover for Dining Table https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079Q7724T/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_7Kl5Cb7079PJ9

Yeah, the more I think about that solution the less appealing it is. I'm leaning toward a waterproof zipper bag like this that could hold the contents while keeping it dry and avoiding pooling.

Yup. I've got this on the couch and this on the grill when they're not being used.

Put it an an oversize bag:

https://www.amazon.com/CRESNEL-Furniture-Plastic-Protection-Storage/dp/B01N38LSY0

Then run a small ozone generator:

https://www.amazon.com/FULOXTECH-Deodorization-Sterilizer-Eliminating-Travelling/dp/B07MTVHJBC

Amazon.com has good quality ones by Hadley-Roma, like this one which is in brushed steel.

A cheaper alternative is Modena, but I can't really tell you much about quality as I've never had one.

The only reason I bought the H-R one is because I found a deal on a new one for $20 on a different site. Unfortunately, they are now sold out.