Reddit mentions: The best cricket bats

Buy a Cricket Bat from your local Indian store or Amazon, don’t spend a ton, but make sure you buy a wooden bat.
Bat: Zeepk Sports Cricket Bat Net Practice Tennis Ball Tape Ball Handcrafted Kashmir Willow Wood Full Adult Size Model RED BABERSHAIR https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07C5V9N32/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_WUojDb0MKAP8B


Instead of tennis ball if you get these, they’re awesome Pro Impact Cricket Balls (Blue Windball (6 Balls)) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01H2QDJRK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_PPojDbPG6GX87

Additionally
Stumps (when you want to advance from chair)
Fortress Spring Back Cricket Stumps - Standard Size - Cricket Training Equipment https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074SVSQJD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_wRojDb45GNE6P

The zombies ate my brains yet I was able to come up with a couple items:

• Cricket Bat - not necessarily unusual thanks to Shawn of the Dead, but unusual to own in the US. Would be great for smashing heads.
  
• Sickle - not quite as good for range, but would be good for beheading.
  
• A Spear would be good to keep them at range and run less risk of a bite.
  
• You could be a badass like Tyrese in the Walking Dead comic and use a regular old Claw Hammer
  
• Some leather forearm guards would be good for reducing your chance of a bite while using any melee weapons.
  
• You could also go all Dead Rising and carry around a stack of traffic cones to slap on their heads...
  
  Gotta get back to work, but thanks for this it was amusing...

https://www.amazon.com/Net-World-Sports-Complete-Backyard/dp/B00XLPAXE4/ref=mp_s_a_1_7?keywords=cricket+bat+and+stumps&qid=1566841670&s=gateway&sprefix=Cricket+bat+and+stumps&sr=8-7

Any good?

You can do it with Amazon links as well


https://www.amazon.com/Geoffrey-Boycott-Wife-Beating-Kit/dp/B017BQSDR2/

I'd recommend this then:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Gray-Nicolls-Official-Cricket-Medium/dp/B00BALJIVK/

http://www.cricketbats.com/junior-cricket-bats.asp

http://www.amazon.com/S-Worldwide-Kids-Cricket-Bat/dp/B0006PK11W

Get a Size 1 it's only 28 3/4 inches long.

I was looking at these earlier today....
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zings-Flashing-Cricket-Bails/dp/B00MLX30UG

Interesting. When I went to India, I was able to get 2 authentic 'SS - English Willow" bats for about $120 dollars. They sell on Amazon for about $140. Guess that is still pretty spendy for a Halloween costume, but I love mine. I walk around the office with it and it intimidates the hell out of people.

One would think they would be buying cricket bats and riot with them.

With this: Cricket bat

Dressed like this: Cricket outfit

And also wearing this: Cricket hat


-"I say there William, shall we break in and take a telly?"

-"That would be alright. After tea then?"

-"Indubitably"

I've recently purchased a couple sjamboks. These ones are polypropylene, traditional ones are made of a strip of rhino or hippo hide. They're used for riot control by police in South Africa, but traditional uses include self-defense, herding cattle, and as a riding crop.

They are absolutely brutal... stingy, but deep. The lightest flick of the wrist can cause big puffy welts, I have no doubt that you can draw blood with them. Be sure to start soft and ramp up because they can cause real damage.

[Edit: Alternatively, someone brought a cricket bat to the last play party I went to... I'm tempted to get one.]

https://www.amazon.com/Cricket-Bat-SH-Full-Size/dp/B00CK2TEU8/ref=sr_1_4?s=team-sports&ie=UTF8&qid=1497919138&sr=1-4&keywords=cricket+bat

It's on amazon prime, and it's $30

Edit: Anything I can do to enable you to hit a fucker with a cricket bat, I am here for you.