Reddit mentions: The best equestrian protective gear

I LOVE NSFW items! What an awesome contest!

Oh my, I have a TON of stuff I've been dying for on my wishlist ..

• [because sometimes a certain someone needs to be put in their place] (http://www.amazon.com/Leather-Horse-Riding-Black-Misc/dp/B0045K4LAG/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2OZ2K7MXYQC9T&coliid=I3JW8BDO3KYO30)
  
  
• [for those off days] (http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Multi-Speed-Waterproof-Twist-bottom/dp/B000FERL1M/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2OZ2K7MXYQC9T&coliid=I1VI3INN34APCO)
  
• [It has a suction cup!!] (http://www.amazon.com/Jelly-Corkscrew-Dong-Suction-Inch/dp/B000HWL2YE/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pd_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2OZ2K7MXYQC9T&coliid=I2H2329AC704VM)
  
• [experimenting] (http://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-Fill-er-up-Piece-Purple/dp/B0084FXAQE/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2OZ2K7MXYQC9T&coliid=I246URICJIIFXO)
  
• [what I've always dreamt of owning - oh, the things that would happen ..] (http://www.amazon.com/Sportsheets-Under-Bed-Restraint-System/dp/B000VHH5DW/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2OZ2K7MXYQC9T&coliid=I19NMTAZD5P4GX)
  
  
  thanks for the contest!!
  
  oh, and congrats on the nice new girlfriend! :)

I think Amazon has a great selection of sex & BDSM stuff, but the website makes it hard to find the good stuff. I'm convinced it's designed to lure buyers to buy specific products from certain vendors, so window shopping might be difficult and lead the buyer to cheaper products.

The way I shop on amazon for kinky stuff, is I find a really good pro domme's Amazon wishlist and go from there. Seriously, you find some REAL gems that amazon never suggests (or even shows up in feed).

That's how I discovered this. With the rest, this isn't a bad crop IMHO and this guy is fun and simple.

• Because posh englishmen ride horses. But god I would hope not to wear it in public on regular occasions. -- in horseback riding
  
  
  
• Geeky/cute glasses that Morthy would deem as oh god I wouldn't want to be seen with you in public item -- in $10 & under.
  
  
• The big winner, obv: I would never wear this in public (aside from Halloween. Or would I?) And although a REAL posh gentleman wouldn't wear it, an Englishman thinking he's posh totally would. AND it would be perfect for a desert island because my goal there would be finding treasure (you must always dress appropriately). Did I mention that although it doesn't look like a phallic item, I'm sure tons would--ahem. Pop up. PIRATES CAN BE GEEKS, TOO -- in maybe nsfw.

I am a little late to the party, but I use these: http://www.amazon.com/RAINLEGS-CL1300-Rainlegs-Protector-Small/dp/B001SEQRC2/ref=sr_1_1?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1452364893&sr=1-1&keywords=Rain+legs

In fact I used them today in -2 degree celcius temperature and wind at about 10 m/s and they worked perfectly.

Here I found this for you.

https://www.amazon.com/Intrepid-International-Full-Blinker-Black/dp/B000CQV1BY?ref_=fsclp_pl_dp_3

Innocent people definitely try to end an investigation by any means that would show their innocence.

I saw your comment and figured youd want this. You’re welcome.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075LNTW1V/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_fyG5Cb0TED7NB

Must be a punch for here self esteem if she reads that. I feel you bro, but I'd rather buy one of those and have my way on her and maybe skip the dude.

The headgear he uses