(Part 2) Reddit mentions: The best indoor bonsai

Depends how deep down the rabbit hole you want to go.

A complete set of tools includes shears, wire cutters (the japanese kind, not the kind from home depot), knob cutter, jin pliers, concave cutters, leaf cutters, wire in various sizes, root rake, broom, etc.

In practice, you can get away with just shears for a while. The tools you need are determined by the kind of tree you have & work you plan on doing. If you just have a starter bonsai and want to maintain it, a set of shears is really all you need (and you probably need to leave them in the drawer for at least the first six months!).

• If you plan on taking the plunge into nursery stock or collecting, you’ll find a lot of the other tools helpful. At a minimum, I would definitely add the wire cutters, and concave cutters & knob cutters are pretty handy too. If you're going to get concave or knob cutters, do some reading on ways to use them properly first. You can really damage your tree with them if you don't know what you're doing.
  
  
• A root rake is also cheap and handy when repotting.
  
  
• A long pair of bonsai tweezers is useful for all kinds of things. The good ones have a spatula on the end that's useful for things like scraping off cut paste.
  
  
• Cut paste: the liquid latex kind, and the clay-type. Both are japanese imports, and totally worth every penny. They last forever so you won't be buying them all that often.
  
  
• A cheap set of sieves is useful if you want to mix your own soil.
  
  
• A long wooden chopstick - useful for all kinds of things, but particularly useful when repotting. I never repot without having one handy.
  
  You definitely do get what you pay for with things like shears and cutters. I have Japanese tools that I've been using for 20 years and they still work like the day I got them. I have a cheap Chinese-made concave cutter that I got a couple seasons ago that I already want to get rid of.
  
  Like with anything, prices go all the way from dirt cheap to "how much money do you have?" Best thing is to buy the best you can afford, consider japanese tools if you can afford them, and avoid just getting the cheapest possible set you can find.
  

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good luck!

Looks a bit like this

https://www.amazon.com/Brussels-Bonsai-Gensing-Grafted-Ficus/dp/B07H9SDRMS

But idk for sure

There's a huge greenhouse in Medina called Hirt's. They're a big seller on Amazon (apparently they don't ship things super well, but that's not a concern if you're picking it up.

http://hirts.com/contact-us/

And here's that Bonsai on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.com/Mini-Fukien-Tea-Bonsai-Tree/dp/B000NPSJCI/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1468411454&sr=8-6&keywords=Fukien+Tea+tree+bonsai

I'd imagine it'd be cheaper without having to pay shipping and they might have some larger ones.

Like this? https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K57KJK4/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v7_1_2i_4ch_3d0h_4_x01_-srt10- it's not a succulent but I found it in Amazon quickly.

It's not sarcasm or condescension I'm just disagreeing with you and telling you're wrong to believe this is a bonsai.

They are produced for the retail houseplant market - I see them all the time at the garden centre.

"all this information available" - all I've found are amateur writers on garbage sites like eHow - oh, and this:

• http://forums2.gardenweb.com/forums/load/bonsai/msg111655434903.html - where they point out it's not a bonsai...
  
  I can tell you categorically that these plants are only sold as bonsai by disreputable online stores - including your bonsai boy and their ilk. I bought a plant like this at my garden centre in a plastic pot for 99cents... Putting it in a bonsai pot does not make it a bonsai.
  
  These are bonsai... - they look like trees...

I found it on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Bonsai-Tree-Pot-Baby-Groot/dp/B07F1Z8H73 im on the fence about buying it.

There are quite a few varieties of palm that can be grown as bonsai plants. The ponytail palm is one that is nontoxic to cats and dogs, though there are probably other kinds as well if you don't like the look.

There's one on amazon. cost a lot more than in stores, but it's an option

Amazon has a few options, but it seems this specific one I have sold out.

i found a cheaper one but it's also cheaper in quality i guess

http://www.amazon.com/Bonsai-Boys-Monterey-Double-Trunk-Preserved/dp/B002C6DWP0 I found one of these at Target on clearance for $15 once. I have had it for 3 years and it still looks the same with zero maintenance other than occasionally blowing the dust off with canned air.

http://www.amazon.com/Chinese-Elm-Bonsai-Tree-Medium/dp/B000XXZ01I/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1330656988&sr=8-2

http://www.amazon.com/California-Pepper-Tree-Seeds-Schinus-Tropical-Bonsai/dp/B000UH9XH4

There's plenty of eBay listings, too

i was thinking i could get a grow light and a pot it could grow in to and keep it in the garage maybe during the winter. would that work?