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Generally the process goes like this...

1. Whomever OPENs the position (sometimes called "the req")
   
2. You apply for the position
   
3. You're offered the position
   
4. You're hired.
   
   Generally, the bureaucracy tends to make step 1 take the longest... if you're already working there, step 2 should be a formality.
   
   If they haven't given you something in writing yet, specifying your start date and wage, then you have not been offered a job.
   
   You've been "wink, wink, nudge, nudge "promised" " a job.
   
   That and a couple of bucks will buy you a mundane coffee.
   
   It could be that they are consciously taking advantage of you... I mean, if you're already doing the work for X, why should THEY be in a hurry to suddenly start paying you Y?
   
   However, I doubt that. That implies "conspiracy", and bureaucracies are bad at any form of coordinated effort. ;)
   
   You've got eight months of experience, start looking for another position. Don't accept an offer after you give them notice, because then you'll be branded the "the guy who was leaving". If they make an written offer when they find out that you're interviewing, that's different though.
   
   Here's why the written bit is so important. Working at [Big Company] I was making X, the position making X was going away. They wanted me to transition to a new position. I told them sure, but only if they'd pay me Y. They could not pay me Y immediately, but "would take care of me". I declined. Interviewed at another place, told them my salary requirements, they were okay with it. Came down to the written offer? What'd they do? Offered me X+10%. Declined it on the spot, quite annoyed. Wound up finding another position making ~X*2 (well over Y) within a few months.
   
   That's something else to be aware of... if you hear the phrase "take care of you", basically you should mentally translate that into "We are going to fuck you over SO HARD, you're going to need a donut pillow to sit down. Accept the offer, damnit!". Unfortunately for the person uttering the phrase, I knew how that went, and declined her "most generous" offer.
   
   It's almost been three years, and the folks who accepted it? Not even a pay raise in that time, BUT they are still employed.... watching inflation erode their purchasing power.

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