Reddit mentions of Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing the Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth

The best ones are on Amazon.

Example 1 and Example 2

May I also recommend "[Unicorns Are Jerks](https://www.amazon.com/dp/1477468528/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_hqu-ub1PFE228
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1477468528/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_hqu-ub1PFE228)".

Oh my GOD. I just thought to myself, "I would actually legit like that" and looked up coloring books on Amazon for fun and found this. I may actually buy this and a box of crayons .............

Unicorns are Jerks

Rolling up in my dinosaur footie pajamas, summoning /u/Boobafett13 as my Thunderbuddy 'cause StarWars, and coming equipped with coloring books!

This is so amazing. I love it mucho

I kind of think that /u/martysthreegirls might like Unicorns Are Jerks ... haha!

Life is about using the whole box of crayons. :) (ps, thanks for the contest, you rock!)

This is my second choice, but my first was over the limit. Could pair it with crayons to make it $10.

Just for the giggle it gives, check out the pooping pooches calendar sometime. Great gag gift!

I love my inner child!!

Either:

Coloring for Grown-Ups: The Adult Activity Book

Or

Unicorns Are Jerks: a coloring book exposing the cold, hard, sparkly truth

Thanks for the contest!! It reminded me how much I LOVE to color! It's therapeutic for me.

Edit: I also have Between the Lines: An Expert Level Coloring Book == and == Outside the Lines: An Artists' Coloring Book for Giant Imaginations (totally stole that one from /u/chickenfriedsoup so if you pick this particular book, give it to them)

Let me introduce you to these my coloring brethren http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1477468528/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?pc_redir=1414122015&ref_=sr_1_1&tag=iflt-20

this delights my inner child in a way I can't fully explain. The makeup all looks really good. I've been meaning to check out new makeups, so I'll have to see if I can get my hands on some samples.

Thanks for the contest! Looking good!

Funnily enough, the other two books that I bought that arrived today are from the same author. XD

I love my inner child. :)

And this unicorn book looks like it would be awesome. Because it's got unicorns. XD

I think he definitely needs an [inflatable cat lady] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006GKJ7C/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_Y8-OybY61034Y). Because who doesn't?

Also this [unicorns are jerks coloring book] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/1477468528/?tag=bfmaitland-20&ascsubtag=3529370%2C5%2C16%2Camp%2Cmaitlandquitmeyer%2Cstyle)

unicorns are jerks

1. We don't know each other, but I creeped and noticed your career change would mean you're entering nursing school. My mother was a nurse and I have a lot of good friends in nursing. I think it's incredible when people decide to do something so selfless with their lives. It takes a really amazing person to take care of others like that! I'm so glad you're on track to do something that will make you happy! :)
   
   
2. I'm in about the same place as you right now- going back to school in the fall, but until then (and during school...) I'm working at a job I really don't like but I need to pay the bills. My piece of advice? Focus on why you're doing what you're doing. I really want to be a teacher, so I think about all the kids I've worked with over the years and how much of an impact I will have on kids like them once I'm done and have a teaching job. It helps me most of the time to really take a deep breath and put up with all the crap I deal with from work and such.
   
   
3. I have a few happy and sunshine themed playlists that I'll listen to if I'm having a hard time getting through something or I'm super bored. Music really pulls me in and can definitely make my day brighter. I also like to browse my inspiration board on Pinterest and read all the quotes I posted forever ago and see all the adorable puppy pictures :) And if that fails, I have an album of photos of my family (my baby nephew, my adorable 7 year old cousin, etc) that I flip through and smile at :) Sometimes little things can really change your day in a big way!
   
   
4. I forgot to mention coloring really helps me too. :) This unicorn coloring book would definitely help with my long work days :)
   
   
   Edit: Good luck!! I'm sure we can make it through this and when we're out of school and doing what we love, we'll look back and be grateful we kept pushing through :) Hugs!

Over five but wanted you to see this

Okay, now. Here's your item! Unicorn stickers! They are lovely and you can stick them in random places and feel special! This coffee phone topper is mine because maybe Unicorns love coffee and that is why they are so hyper and love rainbows because they are so awake...okay that was silly but you never know!!

FIVE DOLLA! :)

Depends on what you like. There are books out there for just about everything.

I you like somewhat simple and strange designs The bizzare coloring book for adults, and the sequel are good.

The adult coloring treasury. Is a nice way to get a bunch of samples from different artists to see what you like.

If you like animal designs This one is good.

And if you like irreverent coloring books Unicorns are Jerks is a fun and funny book

Happy Birthday!

I think you'd like this because unicorns. <3

thanks for the contest. :D

Just like last time you ran this contest I can say that the Unicorns are Jerks coloring book would Make me Smile! Mostly because I really want to give it to my best friend because it would make her smile. It fits her personality so perfectly and she loves to color.

Congrats on the job. Boo on moving in with your sister!

You're awesome because monkeyslut! Those monkeys are sluts!

I am odd and enjoy coloring in coloring books to de-stress. There are some funny adult coloring books that may give you a few laughs and help you chill out. Just search "adult coloring book" in Amazon; you'll see what I mean-> [here's an example] (http://www.amazon.com/Coloring-Grown-Ups-Adult-Activity-Book/dp/0452298253/ref=pd_sim_b_1) . I enjoyed the book [Unicorns are Jerks] ( http://www.amazon.com/Unicorns-Are-Jerks-coloring-exposing/dp/1477468528/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1369842721&sr=8-1&keywords=unicorns+are+jerks). Also, listening to music that is uplifting to you or puts you in your "happy place". Is always a good idea.

I hope things start looking up for you. Maybe with your new job you can start saving up to move in with friends or something :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HDATZ this book is pretty whimsical for sure.. So is unicorns are jerks but its much lower than the price range!

Seriously, there's even a coloring book about the fact that Unicorns are Jerks

Colouring books are probably one of the best things I've discovered on amazon, last year for Christmas I got my mom this one and she thought it was awesome. It's also a bit of a fun/unexpected gift which is nice! Everyone should colour more.

Woo YEAH! This is the only coloring book on my WL. Life is about using the whole box of crayons

/u/lauran2323 would love this coloring book!

A Dancing with Jesus Coloring Book is all you need to do for the next couple of months! Whether you believe in him or not, there is something majestic about the look in his eyes, 'dance with me /u/autumnwake! Look how absolutely holy and groovy I am!' That is just from the cover of this coloring book too! Let him boogie into your life while you color him in! The options are endless on how you can color him! Wanna make Dancing Jesus a lime green and gold haired? Now you can! Plus it's fin to be young again and use crayons to color in things! Growing up is great and all but every now and then you gotta sit yourself down with a tall glass of chocolate milk, put in a Spongebob dvd, and enjoy the simple things in life.

On my list what I need is a card binder ! You wanna know why? Whale I'm gonna tell ya! I collect Pokemon cards and so far they are in a cardboard box like a homeless puppy. Even though a binder would not fit them all, I'd get to give a home to at least one-hundred of them u0u The Chosen ones to live at the high top of class. If not this than Unicorns being Jerks Coloring book cause well, the title explains enough.
Also Batman Suit!

& as we all know (mostly from this particular coloring book) that unicorns are in fact very bad not nice no good animals that are harboring animosity over the fact that they were not chosen to board the Noah's arc and thus are extinct. But being the crafty (cough horny cough) unicorn that I am, I somehow snuck onto the arc and am the actual only living unicorn alive. I have committed my life to avenging my fallen brothers and sisters by holding fixed contests.

Because the truth of the matter is, I am a unicorn. & I can ride myself. Er...well you know. I am my own source of transportation.

I have a great and pressing need. This is because the stuff I'd list as actual needs, Amazon won't ship to me.

She's gonna smack you!

Unicorns are jerks.

You're a buttwad and deserve to feel bad. Also, I like horses, unicorns are jerks..