(Part 2) Reddit mentions: The best women costumes

Good morning and happy Wednesday!

It took an hour yesterday afternoon, 2 hours last night, and half an hour this morning, but I finished the data-entry thing (along with cooking, cleaning, and putting away a bunch of stuff last night; thank you, keto stamina), so I feel triumphant. Time to drink all the coffee!

Work today will involve amendment projects, tidying my desk, and making a Kroger run. Home today will involve setting up brisket in the crock pot, sorting paper, choir practice, and seeing how much of my overdue library book I can read. Tomorrow...should have a bit more breathing room.

Weight's up, but I'm blaming ovulation for that and not fretting about it. Today will be a 2-meal day; tomorrow will be OMAD of the aforementioned brisket; Friday will probably be OMAD as well.

Ever feel like your life is one big series of checking the calendar? I noted how full October was when it was still September, and I stand by that. Next week should be calmer, buuuuut who knows?!

Contemplating being Sophie Hatter for Halloween. Checking the sizing charts and wondering whether to trust them. L or XL? Decisions!

Hope you all have a fantastic day. KCKO!!

starlord jacket
https://www.axeopco.com/collections/celebrity-jackets/products/guardians-of-the-galaxy-vol-2-star-lord-chris-pratt-maroon-real-leather-jacket?variant=7756186484791

starlord pants (Highly advised to get custom sizing)
https://cossky.com/collections/star-lord/products/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2-peter-jason-quill-starlord-pants-only-cosplay-costume

blasters (Customized and painted by me, I added internal magnets so it mounts to the holsters more securely)
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Guardians-Star-Lord-Blaster/dp/B01N24E63N/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=starlord+blasters&qid=1558097531&s=gateway&sr=8-1

Gloves
https://www.amazon.com/Chris-Guardians-Galaxy-Leather-Gloves/dp/B07HWV7P7B/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=starlord+gloves&qid=1558097686&s=gateway&sr=8-3

Necklaces (I originally 3d printed them but found these and the work a lot better due to them being metal)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07DL3W59V/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Communicator pin (once again i origianlly 3d printed this as well but finding the SDCC exclusive pin that is "Screne accurate" how could i resist)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07H1VX244/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Cassette player (I am still trying to aquire an actual TPS-L2 but for photo ops i got the toy and repainted it)
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MQVYDIJ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Headphones (Finding the real headphones is a pain in the ass so I went with the Xcosser ones and they work well for what they need to be)
https://www.amazon.com/xcoser-Headphones-Handmade-Headset-Cosplay/dp/B01AHYVJTO/ref=sr_1_3?crid=17P8XIDN0MVET&keywords=starlord+headphones&qid=1558097996&s=gateway&sprefix=starlord+headp%2Caps%2C124&sr=8-3

Starlord Mask (Drunken amazon shopping got me to purchase the Legends series mask, its awesome but i need to get one made that fits better)
https://www.amazon.com/Marvel-Legends-Star-Lord-Electronic-Helmet/dp/B01MR4MC7O/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=starlord+helmet&qid=1558098035&s=gateway&sr=8-2

Holster clips (3d printed for the Nerf blasters which I have I'm just am trying to modify them heavily, but its a free 3d file from Thiniverse)
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1040743

Belt buckle, Earpiece, rocket booster control buttons and ankle rocketes (3d prints from Thingiverse as well)
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:472807
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:963928
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:548474
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:652268

Infinity orb (purchased from a local vendor at a con, there are free 3d files on thingiverse though)

Groot shoulder mount (Modified to utilize magnets to keep secured on my shoulder instead of the straps it comes with, people love him.)
https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Guardians-Shoulder-Accessory/dp/B01N4UPGOA/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=shoulder+groot&qid=1558098698&s=gateway&sr=8-2

Best contest ever, I wanna be a stripper so bad. Being a Sucide Girl is my dream.swoon

1. I'd probably be something steampunk I like this because it looks badass, and I could probably use some cool little props with it. I guess my stripping style is sorta burlesque.
   
   
2. Fuck! I literally just added these 4 1/2" heels to my WL today, and they match my outfit!
   
   
3. A Perfect Circle-Pet then Awolnation-Sail and lastly Marilyn Manson-Tainted Love. I also love this song Kids of 88-Just A Little Bit but doesn't go with this theme.
   
   
4. Honestly I'd probably use my username DizzyVonBlue, it's been my nickname forever. If that isn't acceptable. Roxie Randolph would be my next name. I read once, when I was seriously considering starting burlesque that you take the name of the street you grew up on and your first pets name and use that to make your stripper name. I think I look like a Roxie.
   
   
5. I've wanted this Taxidermy Deer Head forever! No doubt I would run right home after an amazing work night and order this baby!
   
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first of all, if you, or her mom uses facebook, I suggest signing her up for the 'happy mail' group right away! they're lovely people over there.

this cute backpack is on sale for only $14 from $47! (everything else I listed is $10 and under though) https://www.amazon.com/Potter-Hogwarts-Alumni-Knapsack-Backpack/dp/B01N3RUCAD/ref=sr_1_28?ie=UTF8&qid=1536269995&sr=8-28&keywords=harry+potter+purse


ok, I got on a roll cuz I like finding gifts for people...


so if shes at all into it, you could buy her a chocolate frog mold, and the stuff to make little chocolate frogs. that might be a fun activity for her to do. or a fun activity for you and your daughter to do to gift the 10 year old :)

hermione funko
https://www.amazon.com/Funko-POP-Movies-Hermione-Granger/dp/B00TQ4ZSFS/ref=sr_1_14?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269075&sr=8-14&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

sock set https://www.amazon.com/Master-Given-Dobby-Harry-Potter/dp/B078T4PP12/ref=sr_1_18?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269075&sr=8-18&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

golden snitch jewelry set https://www.amazon.com/Necklace-Bracelet-Harry-Potter-Merchandise/dp/B07DRCKP9V/ref=sr_1_17?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269387&sr=8-17&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

playing cards https://www.amazon.com/Aquarius-Harry-Potter-Crests-Playing/dp/B0125KO0YE/ref=sr_1_18?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269387&sr=8-18&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

https://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Juniors-Gryffindor-Maroon/dp/B007D4L1JA/ref=sr_1_21?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269387&sr=8-21&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011
https://www.amazon.com/Wishing-Wooden-Classic-Vitrage-Friends/dp/B07FQV4NCY/ref=sr_1_22?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269387&sr=8-22&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011
https://www.amazon.com/Harry-econoLED-Potter-Book-Notebook/dp/B01F8PWO8C/ref=sr_1_25?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269387&sr=8-25&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

https://www.amazon.com/Klutz-Harry-Potter-Paper-Flyers/dp/1338106392/ref=sr_1_45?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269529&sr=8-45&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MG1Z24Q/ref=sxbs_sxwds-stppvp_2?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=d45777d6-4c64-4117-8332-1659db52e64f&pd_rd_wg=ZmCUY&pf_rd_r=VZ1F47R74EGM2MVK8DQ1&pf_rd_s=desktop-sx-bottom-slot&pf_rd_t=301&pd_rd_i=B01MG1Z24Q&pd_rd_w=kxeQo&pf_rd_i=harry+potter+under+%2410&pd_rd_r=111af3d1-f71c-4d4f-bdad-6ccb75d3f3b5&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269596&sr=2

https://www.amazon.com/Funko-Star-Potter-Rubeus-Hagrid-Multicolor/dp/B07D3QMQV7/ref=sr_1_65?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269650&sr=8-65&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

https://www.amazon.com/Potter-Costume-Headband-Hufflepuff-elope/dp/B01J6FMKW0/ref=sr_1_67?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269650&sr=8-67&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

https://www.amazon.com/Re-Marks-Harry-Potter-Wizards-Hogwarts/dp/B078XMW5BN/ref=sr_1_68?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269650&sr=8-68&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

https://www.amazon.com/Harry-Potter-Albus-Dumbledore-Necklace/dp/B015N9XNN8/ref=sr_1_71?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1536269650&sr=8-71&keywords=harry+potter+under+%2410&refinements=p_76%3A2661625011

this kinda reminds me of harry potter; https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006T92BTO/?coliid=I7LO3A9DA55QV&colid=1X21P3LK0LROK&psc=0&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it


https://www.amazon.com/FAB-Starpoint-Harry-Potter-Hogwarts/dp/B0777QZ549/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1536269958&sr=8-1&keywords=harry+potter+piggy+bank




ok so theres some jewelry, socks, headbands, backpack, a plush harry potter piggie bank, a music box, and others. each $10 or less.

Guess you should have tried Amazon, guy. I mean, you could always just use a black dress too. It's not exactly a complicated look to put together, you know?

>So I posted your wonderful response on FB to all our friends

Did you include your shoddily written and curse laden response, or don't you want everyone to see what a frothy mouthed maniac you truly are?

>Gosh I sure feel bad for those Arab children under your care.

Huh? What makes you think I work with children?

>You write great condescending sentences which serve no purpose other than treating others like children while making yourself feeling superior.

You write great, condescending sentences, which serve no purpose other than to treat people like children, while making yourself feel superior.


>Please do not send your white expat ass to Asia and potentially ruining the childhood of my friends.

Oh dear, you do realize that the Middle East is part of Asia, right? Are you just some dim Otaku type that thinks Asia starts in Japan and ends in China? Yeesh. Anyway, it's too late, as I have already lived throughout Asia for nearly a decade. Also, why do I have to be white? Oh, and you're friends with all of the Asians? Wow, that's a lot of friends.

Are we done here yet, chuckles? I think we're done here.

Duh! Who doesn't!?

OK, NSFW: Most of it. Haha! Huge thing for Garterbelts and stockings! Seriously! LOVE THEM! Especially this one, this one, or this one. I have to get this for my GF. Looks like fun. Also, the classic school girls outfit is never a bad choice! Special mention for the tail and kitten outfit! HOT!!

Doctor Who: I love the Van Gogh beach towel and throw! Then of course theres the Tee, Tee, Tee, Tee, Tee, Tee, Tee, Tee, Tee, Tee, Long sleve Tee, Hoodie, bath robe, Hat, and scarf.

But my FAVOURITE thing in the list is THIS! I want this so bad! Must try and find it on the UK Amazon!

you suck at shopping

Okay so I went with the "I love you to the moon and back".
I don't know if he wears Jewelry but I thought that looked pretty manly and non expensive. I also found this which could be sort-of manly. Kinda expensive but I thought these were cute. OKAY AND I KNOW THAT THIS IS way over budget, but it includes sloths and what's a better gift than you?

Definitely need this for my bedroom. JK

While I am far too shy to not be the person buying myself anything sexy timey, I'd love to wear this and float around my apartment smoking cigars and drinking champagne while Frank Sinatra croons on vinyl, leaving my boyfriend agape with my beauty and grace.

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1. Totally tea(Main) for this one! Or actually, wait, an umbrella(Main) is probably more fitting for England. XD
   
   
2. Oh god, I couldn't imagine walking around like Harley Quinn!(Hobbies)
   
   
3. Most phallic... hm... this giraffe(Home) looks pretty phallic to me. XD
   
   
4. Oh I got this one totally covered! Beaker shotglasses!!!!!(Other)
   
   
5. I really want to learn how to sew so a sewing machine(Expensive) and a dressmaking(Main) book are where I'm going to start.
   
   
6. This magical shady umbrella(Expensive) thingy will keep you from burning up!

I am from South Africa and promised a "friend" I would wear this for the next time he is feeling sad, but I cant find it here! I must have this because he is an amazing person.. My screen name is actually my name :P Its really original and my parents tried to match it to my surname because I am a girl and the surname wont carry forward once I am married :)

Edit: I'm hoping someday he wont be just a friend anymore :)

Here are some ideas that I think would look good on you:

• Lara Croft, Tomb Raider (works well with your body - might be cold though)
  
  
• Alice from Alice in Wonderland (looks great on most girls, but is a relatively rare costume)
  
  
• Dorothy (similar to Alice)
  
  
• Classic goth lady (think this, Adam's Family style)
  
  
• Witch! If you have a good broom, that would be ideal. Otherwise, a plush raven on your shoulder or a "spellbook" would be a great prop.
  
  

This blog entry appeared in 2015 but some are still commenting on the piece; trying to get the webmistress and young earth gerbilist to chime in on the article on the site Disqus. I caught up with Ty after I faced off with Eric Hovind on my own in 2014. Debbie D did a photo that was extremely provocative to illustrate what young earth creationists pull on the educated. She invoked a cyberpunk Cleopatra when she had two costumes like this. In other words suggest the owner of the said website to measure herself for exact fit. Then I suggest under clear conscious have her watching a documentary as this in the process as my contributor she was done up like that -- then forced herself to listen to Genesis literal beliefs while done up like this. As in she must upload this to vimeo and The Babylon Bee can showcase this then she must be able to write of this on WritersCafe.org where everyone can read what she did.

I suggest sticking the guilty party of Creation Science 4 Kids and the "researcher" I don't call "Dr." into something like this then play this for them. I was showing a much darker side of their argument by using the film Carnosaur. Make sure when these young earth creationist ladies are in they they have an open face hood then agree to go on video via vimeo and allow the science community to examine the results. I was thrown off twitter because of this retort because she was mocking the research my roster had done over the years as my science fiction story I debuted with in 2004, was critical of teach the controversy.

My suggestion is finding a bright colored one for both of them then suggest they do this in a real museum not the museum of nothing. I have a museum that lives on your bookshelf that's much cheaper than the price of what one pays in this eyesore. The "Dr." blocked me over my prank on her page and I pranked the church that was the parent of this. I am one of the few who can invoke the response Rational Wiki gets because I have them equally pissed at me because I was trying to share what I did in response to Gail Riplinger.

This is 1 John 2:21 played up in a very elaborate way as I will say as Christians speaking up for the science of evolution is the right thing to do.

My sister bought one of those oversized Totoro onesies and she LOVES it, I've worn it as well and it's super soft and comfortable. Would highly recommend for a Studio Ghibli lover!

Link: https://www.amazon.com/WOWcucos-Onesies-Cosplay-Costume-Halloween/dp/B01LWQ6BYY?th=1&psc=1

1. I just signed a lease with my SO for our first place together :)
   
   
2. /u/iovulca just had a gallery owner interested in her amazing artwork :)
   
   
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   Thank you for thecontest :)

If I was a lot thinner I would love to go as slave leia OR wonder woman ;) If I win I would like $30 towards this costume. :)

Happy Birthday!

1. Birthday: BH Cosmetics BH Party Girl
   
   
2. Book: As I Lay Dying
   
   
3. Animal: Eeyore Pillow Pal Pet
   
   
4. Purple: Nokia Lumia 920 Low Profile Covert Branded PU Leather Wallet Case (Purple)
   
   
5. Game: Cards Against Humanity
   
   
6. Guilty Pleasure: Green Tea Kit Kats
   
   
7. Tool: Nail Art Tweezers
   
   
8. From my childhood: Animal Crossing: New Leaf (The original was my first DS game :)
   
   
9. Organizational: Wristwatch Sticky Notes
   
   
10. Hobby: Mumford and Sons Sigh No More Song Book
    
    
11. Nerdy/Geeky: Barron's AP Italian Language and Culture
    
    
12. Natural: Special Teas - Loose Leaf Tea Sampler Set
    
    
13. Green: Essie Spring 2012 Nail Polish Colors
    
    
14. Wear: Giraffe Pajama Onsie
    
    
15. Funny: Futurama: Volume 7 (1999)
    
    
16. My Favorite: Fred & Friends ManaTEA Infuser
    
    I think you'll pick this as the item you'll purchase with this order
    
    Happy happy cake day

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