(Part 3) Reddit mentions: The best home drug tests

Good for you! As a dad, I'm proud my daughter wanted to go to shows with me, and always took her. She has (like your daughter) an eclectic musical taste, minus the rap.

If you are concerned for your daughter's safety re: drinks, check out these... https://www.amazon.com/SipChip-Drink-Spiking-Test-Detection/dp/B07LFM2S8J/

Sounds good! Apologies for the grammatical errors. Since quitting pot I've been drinking (I got issues haa) and type like an idiot.

Def get one those tests. Lost of times they are sold out and restocked a week or two later. You can also get it from eBay but I think they simply buy them from Amazon because I bought one about 3 weeks ago and even though eBay said the delivery was supposed to be that Friday, it didnt arrive until Monday which I believe was the same ETA on Amazon. I wanted it that Friday because I got paranoid I would get tested that following Monday. Luckily I didn't have the test and now the chance of being tested is like 1%. But when ur 100k+ job is on the line, 1% is too high (pun intended haa). I usually would get clean in about 21 days smoking only flowers. But the damn carts is taking damn forever. Smh.

Here's a link:

https://www.amazon.com/UTest-Meter-Level-Marijuana-Strips/dp/B01N1Z975Y

Have you thought about something like these bulbs for your lighting? You (or someone who can reach the ceiling) can slot them into existing light fittings and they can then be controlled through their built in wifi by alexa.

Also since this is a court ordered test, it'll probably be dropped down to the 15nml cuttoff. Buy Ü-test-o-meter 15mnl urine test.
Buy like 3 packs (6 tests)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01N1Z975Y/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_cpShDbKX88QQ9

On Amazon:

thc/cbd combo detection kit

The max reading is 20%

grab some home test kits. These were the first ones that came up on amazon.

Amazon also sells Follicle drug test kits, which you have to send out to a lab for testing.

With the express service, you can get an answer back in 3 days.

https://www.amazon.com/HairConfirm-Express-Follicle-90-Day-History/dp/B000UALLOO/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1505244111&sr=8-1&keywords=thc%2Bhair%2Btest&th=1

They make tests on Amazon that test multiple levels. I did one that tested 15 all the way to 300. I can link it to you in a minute.

Edit: link.

http://www.amazon.com/DrinkSafe-Coaster-Beverages-drugs-ketamine/dp/B002L7RX8C

So I just take the drug then pee on this thing, right?

Seems . . . legit?

https://www.amazon.com/UTest-Meter-Level-Marijuana-Strips/dp/B01N1Z975Y/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=utest-o-meter+5+level+thc+marijuana+drug+test+strips&qid=1566205591&s=gateway&sprefix=utest&sr=8-3

http://www.amazon.com/Alcohawk-Digital-Alcohol-Breath-Tester/dp/B000FJEQYM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1267597259&sr=8-1

and

http://www.amazon.com/Alcohawk-Precision-Digital-Alcohol-Breath/dp/B000BN32M4/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1267597259&sr=8-2

https://www.amazon.com/Easy-Home-Panel-Instant-Drug/dp/B01H0REB6O

This one

As for using it with your PC, refer to this article. For the light stuff, these bulbs are compatible.

This is the new white bulb. It's rounder than the old Lux bulb. The Lux name seems to have disappeared.

Free drink eh?

You might want to invest in some of these: DrinkSafe Date Rape Coaster

I don't know if it would make any difference in court. But if there actually has NOT been pot smoked in the car, a negative $8 Marijuana Residue Test might be allowed in court. Granted, this comes with GIGANTIC caveats. ;)

Alternatively, if a cop walks up and pulls out the "I smell pot!" line, you could maybe counter with "Well, I've got a test kit!" :D

I believe that number was for follicle tests. A simple piss test is dirt cheap. You can find multidrug panels on Amazon for ~$25 and that's a 5 pack.

I was actually just looking at breathalyzers last night for shits and giggles, and there are some on Amazon for as low as $11.96. However, even if bars were to start a "Blow before you go" campaign, would you be able to stop people from driving even if they had reached the threshold above .06%?

If it was just one of them I'd say it could be a genetic jackpot. All of them? No, they are using some kind of assistance. I've never seen anyone get that jacked in six months as a teenager. In high school I wrestled and guys would lift every day for years without ever getting to that degree of muscle until college - most guys just can't get huge like that at 16.

Force or trick him to pee in a cup if he's unable to talk about it, otherwise you and your dad absolutely need to force a conversation about it. There is a very high likelihood he is putting himself at huge risk, and at 16 he's equally likely to be convinced he knows all the risks and is mitigating them.

Also, tell him to vary his workout a bit. He has twig legs and his muscle shape implies he's spending too much time isolating specific muscles in the gym instead of doing full range of motion exercises that use all of his muscles. In short: Those muscles aren't very functional. When I trained MMA I'd run into guys like that all the time who looked scary as hell but ended up being effectively weak.

That's really crazy. If you can spare the cash they sell portable breathlyzers. That would be fun to bust out next time she tries that. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00R2X59A4/ref=sspa_dk_detail_0?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B00R2X59A4&pd_rd_wg=pHhdD&pd_rd_r=93RWT8JJVZ8M8YX7T4VV&pd_rd_w=3VJyU

It sounds like she's legitamately worrying your wife with her games. If your wife is seriously worried about drunk driving then having a breathylizer isn't a bad idea for both of you, especially when your baby is in the car. It seems crazy but what your MIL is doing is crazy.

This one:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/reviews/B00CUCDYJU/ref=cm_cr_getr_mb_paging_btm_5?ie=UTF8&pageNumber=5

I know it's a negative it's just odd because I've never smoked weed there shouldn't be any thc in my system

I'd suggest picking up a home test kit and using that as your metric, just because it is entirely objective so you can't cheat yourself. 50ng/ml is the standard for employment drug tests, but you may want to go even lower to 20ng/ml for the "get my shit together break" as the longer you stay away the more you'll experience being sober.

To get a (very rough) idea of how long this will take, try this online calculator:

https://calculator.marijuanacentral.com/

20ng/ml (more sensitive) test kit, may want to buy 2 of them (4 total test strips):

https://www.amazon.com/%C3%9CTest-Sensitive-Marijuana-Detection-Customer/dp/B00CUCDYJU/

50ng/ml (less sensitive) test kit. 15 pack

https://www.amazon.com/Easy-Home-Marijuana-Single-Panel/dp/B00DVPS4IQ/

You can test yourself!

"Assume the worst" means assume that you have THC showing up in your system and that is the problem you need to work.

Ketamine doesn't really paralyze you but it severely impairs movement in a similar way to alcohol. It also doesn't selectively numb pain like you describe. I don't really know of any common drug that causes conscious paralysis without complete amnesia. It could've been another anesthetic like Propofol, though I don't know about its effects enough to say for certain.

There is also the possibility that you were put in to a dissociative state because of severe trauma. It can occur weather or not you have a history of psychosis or mental illness. The initial black out could've been caused be a benzodiazepine, GHB, or simmilar drug. Though, how you wrote this it seems you were in this state even before you were assaulted, so I don't know.

Id recommend getting these, they only test for benzodiazepines but there are similar products for ketamine and GHB.

Ok so since you’re a bigger person I doubt you’ve been running or doing something active to help metabolize the thc in your fat cells. No offense. The 30 days and it’ll be out of your system is accurate for SOME people. Usually normal body type, non habitual smokers. Weight plays a huge factor here. I suggest you start drinking at minimum a gallon of water a day. Don’t say you can’t because you can and it’s not hard if you’re serious. I had to detox for a drug test and drank a gallon a day for weeks and still do even though I don’t need to. I just feel better. You will too. I digress. You’re in the end game now and I suggest a detox. I know people are going to say they’re bullshit and most are but I’ve used this 3 times and it cleaned me out good. I recommend the 5 day cleanse but if you want to go hard check out the others they have. I’ll warn you though, the detox is HELL. You take a bunch of pills, drink a bunch of water and piss out of your ass for 5 days. (You’ll need some wet wipes to avoid irritation lol). I swear by the Test In detox though. Also get on amazon and order this home drug test UTest-O-Meter 5 Level THC Marijuana Drug Test Strips - 15 ng/mL, 50 ng/mL, 100 ng/mL, 200 ng/mL and 300 ng/mL, Si It’s a multi level test. You want your thc level to be at 50ng or lower. Oh, also you’re going to deplete yourself of electrolytes so throw a Gatorade in the mix while you’re drinking the water.

Edit: I said dude, I didn’t realize you were a sista until I went back and read it.