Reddit mentions: The best water crackers

Low carb crackers ... I feel you, brother.

Ritz has 2 gm. carbs per cracker ...

Dare Grainsfirst are also 2 gm. per cracker ... but they're larger.

Ryvita Crispbread is another option ... it comes out to 5 gm. net carbs per piece, but each piece is larger than 3 Ritz crackers (at least, I'm estimating). If the taste works for you - this is a good option. I often do a cheese course with dinner, and I never need more than one of these per meal, so they might work for your carb budget.

Let me also mention the "Scandinavian Bran Crispbread" which comes out at 2 gm. net carbs per piece, and they're almost as large as the Ryvita pieces. But the taste didn't do much for me - dry and dusty, and not much
flavor, nor did they work with cheese for me. (I'm guessing they'd work better under smoked salmon ...). I found them on netrition.com, which is a great resource for many other low-carb items.

One of my favorite appetizer recipes is a caviar dip (stay with me...it's not snooty ;) )

You will need:

• 1/4-1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
  
• 1 jar of red caviar (it's the small-grained, not fancy stuff you can find in the same grocery store aisle as canned tuna in most stores, don't bother going fancy. Try and rotate the bottle through the hole in the box to make sure you're getting a nice, fully red batch)
  
• 1 batch green onions
  
  Whip the cream just to stiff peaks stage.
  
  Gently fold in most or all of the jar of caviar - don't over mix as the cream can only take so much.
  
  If you have some time to strain out the liquid before adding the caviar, that would be better, but it's not wholly necessary. Again, not really elaborate - as simple as just holding a spoon up to the side of the jar and letting most of the liquid drain out. You want a really heavy density of caviar, so aim for less cream to more caviar.
  
  With a kitchen scissors, snip in small slices of the green onion to taste.
  
  Put in a pretty bowl and serve with water crackers, preferably ones with cracked pepper.
  
  You can make this a little ahead of time, but I wouldn't do it earlier than the morning of your party.
  
  And technically, black caviar works, but instead of getting an appetizing, valentine pink appetizer, you get a really nasty looking gray appetizer.

Try it with these crackers. Ideally paired with some sliced fruit and coffee. It's one of my favorite snacks.

These are EXPENSIVE and the reviews are very polarized: http://www.julianbakery.com/paleo-product/paleo-wraps/

Also, GemWraps: http://www.amazon.com/GemWraps%C2%AE-Tomato-Sandwich-Wraps-6-sheets/dp/B00KNDX9ES

GemWraps come in a variety of flavors, too.

ffs...

Get yourself some crackers and some wine. Pray over it yourself and have communion directly with Jesus.

Be strong in prayer and remember to judge the body rightly or you will drink condemnation unto yourself. Ask for forgiveness for all sins before approaching the table. Put on the full armor of God as the devil does come against this meal when they can.

They simply want to beware the hidden reefs in their lovefeast. You take it upon yourself to commune with God and you will find out for yourself quickly whether or not you are abiding properly.