Reddit mentions: The best erotic historical books
We found 21 Reddit comments discussing the best erotic historical books. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 18 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the top 20.
1. Powder and Patch (Historical Romances Book 6)
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| Release date | January 2010 |
4. Testing My Purity: A Victorian Medical Exam Submission Erotica (Doctor Winstead Stories Book 1)
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| Release date | February 2017 |
6. The Body of Christ
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- HEALTHY TEETH: The unique stick design and ridged texture makes it easy for your dog to massage gums and help keep teeth clean and tartar-free
- MADE TO LAST: Lightweight, durable, and weather & water resistant
- FOR MEDIUM AND LARGE BREEDS: At 12 inches long, this Competition Stick is ideal for medium and large breeds
- SAFETY FIRST: Designed with you dog's safety in mind, each of our dog toys are tested to ensure endless hours of family fun.Age range description: Young Adult
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| Release date | June 2017 |
8. The Conquest
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| Height | 8.24 Inches |
| Length | 5.56 Inches |
| Number of items | 1 |
| Release date | August 2008 |
| Weight | 0.5291094288 Pounds |
| Width | 0.71 Inches |
10. Trainee for the God: Book 1, Ijax Sex Cult
- Two-piece protective carrying case and stand for the Apple iPad Air 1 (Model A1474/A1475/A1476) gives full access to all ports, buttons, and functions
- Durable EVA foam is shock-resistant while preventing bumps, dust, and scratches
- Crystal-clear, fully integrated screen protector fits over top tablet display | Allows for responsive capacitive touch and keeps your tablet screen looking immaculate – Please remove the protective film from BOTH sides of the screen protector upon arrival to remove bubbles!
- Foldable handle makes for easy transporting while doubling as a kickstand for easy media viewing
- NOT compatible with iPad 1, 2, 3, Mini, Pro
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| Release date | May 2017 |
11. Servant of the Marquis (The Marquis de Mazan Book 1)
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| Release date | April 2016 |
12. Dinosaur Magicians Pinn And Tucker Make Their Wieners Disappear In My Butt
- Six 22 Gauge Stranded Wire Spools by Electronix Express
- Each wire spool is 25 feet in length - 6 Colors: Red, Black, Green, Yellow, Blue, and White
- Insulation: PVC . 010"
- Voltage Rating: 300 Volts
- Resistant to water, oil - also flame retardant
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| Release date | December 2015 |
14. Abraham Lincoln: Fuck Lord of the Moon (Presidential Fuck Machine Book 3)
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| Is adult product | 1 |
| Release date | March 2013 |
15. Man of My Dreams (Sherring Cross Book 1)
- Performance which surpasses NOS original in all areas. Big, warm and very musical. Superb linearity with a dynamic 3-D sound.
- Preferred by guitar technicians for re-tubing and upgrading. Equally well suited for HiFi applications
- Single tube
- 7025/ECC83 equivalent
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| Release date | July 2011 |
16. Dream Catcher
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| Height | 6.75 Inches |
| Length | 4.25 Inches |
| Number of items | 1 |
| Release date | May 1996 |
| Weight | 0.44 Pounds |
| Width | 1 Inches |
18. Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine
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| Is adult product | 1 |
| Release date | April 2012 |
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1. Powder and Patch (Historical Romances Book 6)
Specs:
| Release date | January 2010 |
4. Testing My Purity: A Victorian Medical Exam Submission Erotica (Doctor Winstead Stories Book 1)
Specs:
| Release date | February 2017 |
6. The Body of Christ
- NERF-TOUGH: Nerf-quality materials make our Competition Stick toy perfect for fetch and for teaching your dog new tricks
- HEALTHY TEETH: The unique stick design and ridged texture makes it easy for your dog to massage gums and help keep teeth clean and tartar-free
- MADE TO LAST: Lightweight, durable, and weather & water resistant
- FOR MEDIUM AND LARGE BREEDS: At 12 inches long, this Competition Stick is ideal for medium and large breeds
- SAFETY FIRST: Designed with you dog's safety in mind, each of our dog toys are tested to ensure endless hours of family fun.Age range description: Young Adult
Features:
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| Release date | June 2017 |
8. The Conquest
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| Height | 8.24 Inches |
| Length | 5.56 Inches |
| Number of items | 1 |
| Release date | August 2008 |
| Weight | 0.5291094288 Pounds |
| Width | 0.71 Inches |
10. Trainee for the God: Book 1, Ijax Sex Cult
- Two-piece protective carrying case and stand for the Apple iPad Air 1 (Model A1474/A1475/A1476) gives full access to all ports, buttons, and functions
- Durable EVA foam is shock-resistant while preventing bumps, dust, and scratches
- Crystal-clear, fully integrated screen protector fits over top tablet display | Allows for responsive capacitive touch and keeps your tablet screen looking immaculate – Please remove the protective film from BOTH sides of the screen protector upon arrival to remove bubbles!
- Foldable handle makes for easy transporting while doubling as a kickstand for easy media viewing
- NOT compatible with iPad 1, 2, 3, Mini, Pro
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| Release date | May 2017 |
11. Servant of the Marquis (The Marquis de Mazan Book 1)
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| Release date | April 2016 |
12. Dinosaur Magicians Pinn And Tucker Make Their Wieners Disappear In My Butt
- Six 22 Gauge Stranded Wire Spools by Electronix Express
- Each wire spool is 25 feet in length - 6 Colors: Red, Black, Green, Yellow, Blue, and White
- Insulation: PVC . 010"
- Voltage Rating: 300 Volts
- Resistant to water, oil - also flame retardant
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| Release date | December 2015 |
14. Abraham Lincoln: Fuck Lord of the Moon (Presidential Fuck Machine Book 3)
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| Is adult product | 1 |
| Release date | March 2013 |
15. Man of My Dreams (Sherring Cross Book 1)
- Performance which surpasses NOS original in all areas. Big, warm and very musical. Superb linearity with a dynamic 3-D sound.
- Preferred by guitar technicians for re-tubing and upgrading. Equally well suited for HiFi applications
- Single tube
- 7025/ECC83 equivalent
Features:
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| Release date | July 2011 |
16. Dream Catcher
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| Height | 6.75 Inches |
| Length | 4.25 Inches |
| Number of items | 1 |
| Release date | May 1996 |
| Weight | 0.44 Pounds |
| Width | 1 Inches |
18. Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine
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| Is adult product | 1 |
| Release date | April 2012 |
There's an old book by Georgette Heyer called The Corinthian which was the first romance book I ever read, borrowed off the shelf of our apartment's clubhouse lending library. I was completely blown away and spent ages reading romances looking for anything like that. Sadly, most of what I found was nowhere near as good.
I later read all her works and found that the one that was most transgressive, most interesting, and in some ways most romantic was Powder and Patch. It's nothing like what you're expecting from a romance book, but still manages to be unbearably sweet.
I truly loved The Time Traveler's Wife, as someone below mentioned; it's an uneasy book to read in places, which makes it even better.
Lois Bujold's book A Civil Campaign is book 10 or so in her Vorkosigan series, one of the funniest books I've ever read (I fell off the sofa laughing), and an utterly wonderful romance. You do need some context from the earlier series to thoroughly enjoy it though.
You've eliminated classics so all of Austen's works are out - she's brilliant, by the way, very delicate touch and very illuminating as to how people spent so much time observing other people in society at that timeframe, the smallest gesture and look were fraught with meaning. Wuthering Heights was good for a different reason; it's a book filled with monsters. The monsters are purely awful, and they fall in love, and it destroys them. It's a ruin of a book.
Yes, nerds have skimpy fanservice women.
And women have books like this
Also, as a fair point, how often does Wolverine get all his clothing blown off by a Sentinel? Or the near constant bare-male-torso in shows like Lost, Buffy, Angel, BSG, etc? And how much of the back-and-forth between the sassy Female Companion and the current Doctor is really evident of true gender roles, and how much is female fan-service?
That's not say any of these examples makes things "better" or "even"... nor is it to say that it's never a problem (sometimes it is.)
But it is to say that people -- not just men, and not just nerd men -- occasionally like some objectification and over-sexualization (if I may coin a word) of the genders. And in fact have for all of recorded history (go back and read the Greek myths and find me one that it's absurdly over-sexualized). So let's stop pretending like it's a problem just for existing, and instead address that in some particular cases it goes too far but other times it's fun and perfectly fine.
My book, The Fucking Time Machine and the Titanic is available for a limited time for free on amazon!!
http://www.amazon.com/Fucking-Time-Machine-Titanic-ebook/dp/B01F1AF242/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1462306906&sr=1-1
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College roommates, Chuck and Sam are best friends and kind of an odd couple. Chuck is a physics major and a big nerd. Sam is the opposite, a lacrosse-playing ladies' man with sexy muscles.
After drinking magic mushroom tea at a hippie sex party, Chuck has a dream that he is fucking a beautiful blue skinned alien with hypnotic eyes and tits to die for. When he wakes up he has new insight into the physics behind quantum mechanics and time travel.
Chuck researches the equations from his dream at the library and tracks down a mysterious ancient scepter which allows them to time travel.
In a stroke of genius, they decide to travel through time to the night the Titanic sank, so they can be on a sweet boat and bang women who were going to die anyway.
When they loose the magic scepter, they may be going down with the ship. Their dicks may have got the best of them in this sexy adventure.
I got great advice last time I published here, and I made the changes that were suggested. Sales definitely went up. I then tried my hand at a short, and it has not had as much success as my series. I am wondering if this has to do with the cover at all. Thanks for taking a look!
Same here -- but the same cover indeed shows up on Amazon...
Lessons in seduction...
When Rosalind Howard takes a job as private librarian for the charming and distinguished Julian Hadey, she soon finds that cataloguing his collection of erotica will be the least of her duties.
Oh wait -- it's #16796 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Erotica > Romantic Erotica
It's romance -- explains a lot, huh?
Reciever of Many by Rachel Alexander is a lovely telling of these myths. Covers a lot of backstory. The sequel, Destroyer of Light is complete and published.
These books are pretty thick (so to speak, since the default version is the ebook) and I'm not super pleased with how Thanatos is in them, but otherwise they're great. (They are very NSFW in...lots of places).
I'd be interested to see what the trailer for this would look like lol. A Jesus erotic romance? wtf
https://www.amazon.com/Body-Christ-Eva-Arder-ebook/dp/B073FRV1TC/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1498780863&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=body+of+christ+eva+arden
This is what reddit is for: This an erotic novel set in Norman times I know it's earlier than what your looking for, but the author, Julia Templeton, seems to have cornered the historical smut novel niche. She wrote a smut novel taking place in the 1600s in the Highlands. And Here is a piece written in the 1500s. And a handbook from the 1600s
Extremely manly steampunk:
Sky Rat by Angelia Sparrow.
Silver Wings, ed. by Leigh Ellwood.
Surface Tension by JT Whitehall.
I'll bite, since it's my first short.
I wanted to see what a Fiverr designer would put together, so the cover isn't mine. I dig the gold title.
I went with this subcategory because it doesn't seem to have much in it, and I'm still very new to how niche research actually works. I've been toying with the idea of getting KindleSpy, because there doesn't seem to be an easy way to collate top search results and filter through their stats, but it's so expensive, and I'm still not totally convinced.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071972F39
we have such sights to show you
'a' you say?
https://www.amazon.com/Chucks-Dinosaur-Tinglers-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S7R008U/
https://www.amazon.com/Chucks-Dinosaur-Tinglers-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00YPRSCJK/
https://www.amazon.com/Chucks-Dinosaur-Tinglers-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B019HA3U0U/
https://www.amazon.com/Chucks-Dinosaur-Tinglers-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B01LW0KHWP/
https://www.amazon.com/Chucks-Dinosaur-Tinglers-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B01N9NS93Z/
https://www.amazon.com/Chucks-Dinosaur-Tinglers-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B06WRP3PZJ/
https://www.amazon.com/Chucks-Dinosaur-Tinglers-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B07694YXWR/
https://www.chucktingle.com/ebook.html
You were able to go back in time a couple of days?!?
Haha... hadn't seen this one, either: https://www.amazon.com/Dinosaur-Magicians-Tucker-Wieners-Disappear-ebook/dp/B019GITKYI/ref=pd_sim_351_5?ie=UTF8&dpID=51a85jzzXDL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_UX300_PJku-sticker-v3%2CTopRight%2C0%2C-44_OU01_AC_UL320_SR200%2C320_&psc=1&refRID=629MHHYM7AAE76ZDGSPQ#navbar
Why do I even know this exists? NsFW
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00BPF5MLG?pc_redir=1404325350&robot_redir=1
They've updated the cover.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A9V2IRI/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
https://www.amazon.com/Servant-Marquis-Mazan-Book-ebook/dp/B01DUWNTA2
dream catcher - Kathleen Harrington
Just gonna leave this here.
Feeling patriotic (Americans)? Check out Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine! Make sure click the "look inside" link so you can read the first paragraph.