Reddit mentions: The best outdoor statues

So sorry for how long this is... ☹️
1.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MY7PEIP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_OUK5AbRGQZFYS
2.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01FH2MXOG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_gSK5AbSHDCDQX
3.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BPXNT4K/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_GTK5AbCGJFNXW
4.) I want to gift https://www.amazon.com/dp/B015ORGFNE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_qWK5AbWACC624 to u/cera_cyanide cuz they’re super cute & made me giggle when I saw them
5.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0545477115/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_DYK5Ab88FHE6P because it was my favorite book growing up & the story is so amazingly awesome & captivating!
6.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PCPCBVO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_TsQ5Ab5VXF741
7.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00P0YQYYW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_L0K5AbVK59RCQ Super cute!!
8.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00523M5MQ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_M2K5AbSYKVRDT I had a stuffed animal Gizmo as a child & this is just adorable!
9.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047CG9F2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_53K5AbK5D5B99 It is just an adorable older movie (I wanted to link “Unacknowledged” but it wouldn’t let me.
10.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0038A05X6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_iqL5AbB5AJQ2M useful for digging yet also sharp to stab zombies in the face with.
11.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0756692393/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_G9K5AbJS3RVQS My son learned French in school & I would love to surprise him by being able to speak to him in French 🤓
12.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B019FGCM00/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_hpL5Ab4XX7SZ3
13.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PYHLS3W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ibL5AbV9DFWV2
14.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BP9LFKV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_cNK5AbFK932E6
15.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074TLXNLR/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_3cL5AbQRTTP8P
16.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VY3SSSI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_4dL5AbZT81WEY
17.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076P9GWKD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ngL5AbW09YCMF I ALWAYS wanted a remote control car/truck growing up but I never got one ☹️
18.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/0877798508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_DoL5AbZ5SGMZJ
19.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01H644BJ8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_RlL5Ab4R201E7 I love Loki sooooo much 😍 & I need a new purse 😂
20.) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00TKPIC9M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_3nL5AbNAY31QF

First of all, thank you. Thank you for being a brave person and contacting people and helping out those kids.


I would recommend that like everyone else said, you should not answer any calls unless you're sure who they're from. I would also educate yourself. For me, when I told my Nmom that I wasn't going to see her, I looked up the non-emergency number for my local police and put it on the bulletin board. You could also put it in your phone. Research the process of a restraining order in your area. If you're up to it, call and talk to a police officer about your Nmom and mention that you're feeling scared and wondering what you can do.

I had an issue just a few weeks ago with our apartment manager. He started threatening me and the finally straw was when he called me at 2am and left a scary message on my voice mail. I called the cops, told them I was was scared, and they had an officer call me back. He was great, he explained what I could do to keep myself safe, and what options I had (like if I told him to stop calling me, and if he didn't, it would be considered telephonic harassment and he would be taken to jail). In my particular case, they knew the guy, knew that he was causing problems, and the officer took it upon himself to call the property owner and tell him that he was not fit to be a manager.

So my point is, if you're polite, and just ask for information, you can usually get it. If you can call the cops, you may find that they already know there is a situation, and if not, they can make note of the situation so they can help to keep your safe. If you're not comfortable calling, it can just be comforting to know your options and what rights you have.

And just to make you feel better, I lock my door every time i walk in my house, and I have a 90 pound guard dog who patrols my house. I wouldn't see it as paranoid, but being safe. I might also suggest, if you have the money, finding something to alert you to anyone walking towards your door. From some kind of alarm system, to one of those little garden frogs that croaks every time someone walks in front of it. Then at least you wouldn't freak out at car doors, only at the croaking.

Best of luck, and please, if you can, update us on how things work out. You are an awesome person, feel good about yourself.

This is rather confusing lol....but I did like this one for your not your everyday gnome....

CCOQUS Garden Gnome Massacre - 10" Bear Eating Gnomes Outdoor Statues, Funny Garden Decor Lawn Patio Art Sculpture https://www.amazon.com/dp/B077FWNYT3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_-NiWCb7V8ABY0

My ohio state gnome on my list is amazing and has been there for quite some time until last week when an awesome person on here got it for me!!! I ga e other Ohio state gnomes around the yard and what makes them amazing, obviously, is the fact that are ohio state considering they are the absolute best team ever and my college and my daughters soon to be college. I actually broke one of them recently when moving it and was absolutely devastated (pathetic I know) but they add so much to the garden that their loss is felt.

Hope you are doing awesome and dont forget to squishie!! Lol be good. 🐢🐢🐢

So, often if you click on the stores selling the items you can find more cheap items like that. It's usually Chinese wholesale stores, much like AliExpress. Here's one of the cheapiest items I've found that seems good quality. But if you follow through to the store that sell that, you can find these cute little mushrooms, these little rhinestones for nail art, and these cute fake flowers all for less than $2 with free shipping. You just have to dig! It's fun because I love just "browser" shopping.

1. A few years ago, I was freaking out over the exact same thing. Graduating, crushing debt, getting a job in this economy, losing the support network I'd built up at college and the automatically-available peers with similar interests that university provides. I'm a planner at heart, so what I did is build up a plan for the short term (how to fully take advantage of my remaining time in college) and one for the long-term (a job I should be able to get easily enough and how long I would want to work there in order to gain the necessary experience to get the job I ultimately want).
   
   
2. As a fan of gnomes, this makes me giggle.
   
   
3. Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
   
   
4. It's okay. Everyone freaks out at this sort of thing. It will get better. Focus on what you can do in the here and now instead of freaking out about future maybes. If you need someone to talk to, PM me any time.

Hmmm... my grandma gave me an 18" pink plastic flamingo with dress-up outfits one year. Very similar to this.

Mine has a Santa outfit, a Thanksgiving costume, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, and 4th of July.

Grandma and I had a flamingo thing, thanks to this movie. After she died in 2008 (age 95... at 94, she went to Iceland-- the lady was badass), I found out she had a "thing" with each person who was special to her. My step-mom had lobsters. A cousin of mine had cardinals (the birds). Etc.

I still find flamingos awesome because of her. And my flamingo still has a place of honor in my window.

Love you, Grandma.

1 no scotch in this water bottle

2 shorts that work 60% everytime

3 beach towel use the force

4 floatie far far away

5 sun glasses at night

6 classy beach bag

7 lite reading and espianoge

8 [blockbuster movie time] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B076Y4M98R/ref=s9_acsd_top_hd_bw_b2rfnRz_c_x_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-5&pf_rd_r=AJZ7Y9CKT1JG1CV0AHZR&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=0bf21515-1eaa-5336-924c-fa1216514d45&pf_rd_i=2625373011)

9 movie snack time

10 outdoor gnome decor

11 for my pop
who loves napping. He's the greatest and still treats me like a kid, in a good way.

12 [Ahhh-murica] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DYQG5QY/ref=sspa_dk_detail_3?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B01DYQG5QY&pd_rd_wg=Zsv3A&pd_rd_r=Z5PB2MF5ZQG803AN77BT&pd_rd_w=U7gSq)

13 my thunder buddy

14 indoor boredom :|

15 musack

16 snacktime

17 pineapple is yummy

18 baby pineapple plant?

19 bocce balls!

20 ahh sharks!

Here ya go, order one for the holidays lol


Military Garden Gnome with an AK47 | Funny Army Statue, Perfect for Gun Lovers, Military Collectors, Combat Enthusiasts & Army Men | Indoor & Outdoor Lawn Yard Decor (Standing, Traditional) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0751GYV4W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JfFWDb3CPAGAS

When in Florida . . . ;)

April Fools prank: my husband's former roommate for some reason was really creeped out by Dr. Neil Clark Warren of eHarmony. I worked at Kinko's at the time (about 7 years ago) and printed out a very large poster of Warren's face. My husband and I taped this poster on the ceiling above his bed. The roommate flipped his shit, crumpled the poster and threw it at us. We put up another one when he was in the bathroom. O_o

My sister's bachelorette party happened at a male strip club. I thought one of the guys was super cute and told my sister. She got my aunts to pay for a lap dance for me with this guy. Instead, he pulled me on stage, pantsed me and pretended stuff. I was wearing thong underwear and there was a giant mirror wall behind us. All the ladies in my family got a great view of my bum. lol.

Thanks for the contest!

1. I dated a pretty horrible woman a little over two years ago. We lived together with her 6-year-old son. She didn't show much interest in her child so when he wasn't doing well at school, I taught him to read and spell. I used non-traditional methods in doing so but now he loves to read. He's still not up-to-par on his reading but I send him books to read with his family and tutor when I can afford it. I haven't been able to afford it lately but he loves stories.
   
   
2. Strange NSFW Garden Gnome. I found it randomly when browsing amazon a few weeks ago.
   
   
3. Pinky-swear

My mom had this cast in dark brown resin. I thought it was great, but she was eventually convinced that it could be seen as racist(!?) and took it off her porch.

I miss the little gold-digger. Wish people could just understand fantasy creatures without making it some kind of PC nightmare.

I like the 'bad' gnomes. it makes more sense, considering gnomes and gremlins are traditionally mischievous Scandinavian or German folklore instead of cleaned up happy little people.

I'd give this guy a home. I think he needs a little moonshine still or a bag of bad kids slung over his back.

I posted the dinosaur since I thought it was funnier, but this one seems a better fit for Ben and Aaron: Yaway version from amazon.

I bought a Hot Rod for my first tube amp a few years ago—mostly because I didn't really know what I was getting into. I haven't really had the money to replace it yet. (OK, fine, to be fair, I have, but I have other things I want to buy too.)

I've managed to get a sound I like out of it—even for my chimey 12-string. Here's how I do it:

1. Plug only into channel 2.
   
2. Keep my drive as clean as possible (1 or 2).
   
3. Use a volume box in the effects loop (the pre/post jacks on the center-right of your controls).
   
4. (Or build that box—it's a ridiculously simple project, but when I eventually rebuild mine, I'm going with a 25k ohm audio pot, not the 100k I used)
   
5. Crank the master volume and use the volume box to keep your volume reasonable.
   
6. Use an overdrive pedal the way god intended—slap your shit straight into full drive, but with some actual control over your tone.
   
7. the Monoprice compressor pedal is surprisingly perfect for adding just a bit of bite to your tone without appreciably increasing the drive.
   
8. Just get used to constantly apologizing for your amp's uncontrollable volume and bad-gnarly drive.

I love the links on this website. How about a $9,000 life size yeti sculpture. And bonus points, it's on sale. It was $21,000.

https://www.amazon.com/Abominable-Snowman-Statue-Design-Bigfoot/dp/B01LYJBTH9/ref=pd_day0_200_3/147-8293368-2447211?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=2SPR5573YERBMWTNAYE2&dpID=61aSA157BwL&preST=_SY300_QL70_&dpSrc=detail

LOL, that's awesome
now you just need some of this
https://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Gnome-Gnombie-Statue-Garden/dp/B00FFG9XBG

Okay so this is over budget so I'm not entering the contest itself, but I do want to share the item because it's very cool!

It's .... THIS!

Great all I need is sexy lingerie and $2500 life size bigfoot duking it out in the margins of my browser.

Yesss! Super cute idea!

Side note: SOOO tempted to buy Lucy's keys.

Not sure if it's what you're looking for, but I found some neat little chwinga figures that I'm giving my group when we're done, along with a special d20 in Chult green and a group portrait.

This seems like a fun contest, I'm in! :) Thank you and Here goes:

1.https://www.amazon.com/Tervis-1146628-Octopus-Water-Bottle/dp/B00KY3YYDC/ref=sr_1_3?s=sports-and-fitness&ie=UTF8&qid=1527743703&sr=1-3&keywords=octopus+water+bottle

2.https://www.amazon.com/Hibiscus-Swim-Trunks-Pokemon-Pikachu/dp/B07CK3CP9H/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1527743811&sr=8-8&keywords=pokemon+swim+trunks

3.https://www.amazon.com/Pokemon-Beach-Towel-Featuring-Character/dp/B07BK8RYV3/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1527743859&sr=8-1&keywords=pokemon+beach+towel

4.https://www.amazon.com/BigMouth-Inc-Inflatable-Included-Octopus/dp/B078T5DCRT/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1527743927&sr=8-1&keywords=octopus+floatie

5.https://www.amazon.com/AO-Eyewear-Original-Sunglasses-OP55S-BA-TC/dp/B000LJJAF6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1527743970&sr=8-1&keywords=american+optical

6.https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DUFXGTI/ref=sspa_dk_detail_6?psc=1&pd_rd_i=B01DUFXGTI&pd_rd_wg=80h14&pd_rd_r=6ZPJEAYHEWW825VB5NVW&pd_rd_w=YDiCD

7.https://www.amazon.com/Complete-Fiction-H-P-Lovecraft/dp/0785834206/ref=sr_1_22?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744064&sr=8-22&keywords=cthulhu

8.https://www.amazon.com/Oldboy-English-Subtitled-Min-sik-Choi/dp/B003AKLFAG/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744110&sr=8-2&keywords=old+boy

9.https://www.amazon.com/Hawaiian-Shaved-Ice-S900A-Electric/dp/B004UBMRKG/ref=sr_1_6?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1527744143&sr=1-6&keywords=ice+shaver+machine

10.https://www.amazon.com/Evergreen-Garden-Painted-Polystone-Outdoor/dp/B004Q8GSYO/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744221&sr=8-6&keywords=ceramic+frog

11.https://www.amazon.com/OTS-NHL-Philadelphia-Challenger-Adjustable/dp/B0722QNCNP/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744269&sr=8-5&keywords=flyers+hat (My real dad isn't so special to me, but my step dad has sacrificed alot for me!)

12.https://www.amazon.com/American-Flag-Bullets-Tumbler-Sticker/dp/B06Y4FHSPQ/ref=sr_1_4?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1527744338&sr=1-4&keywords=american+flag+gun

13.https://www.amazon.com/Thundershirt-Anxiety-Jacket-Heather-Large/dp/B0028QK6EY/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744395&sr=8-3&keywords=thunder+buddy

14.https://www.amazon.com/Dark-Souls-The-Board-Game/dp/B01MXLB67B/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744429&sr=8-1&keywords=dark+souls+the+board+game

15.https://www.amazon.com/At-Folsom-Prison-Johnny-Cash/dp/B000028U0Y/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1527744456&sr=1-1&keywords=johnny+cash+folsom+prison+cd

16.https://www.amazon.com/Gold-Bond-Medicated-10-Ounce-Containers/dp/B001G7QSS4/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744482&sr=8-5&keywords=gold+bond

17.https://www.amazon.com/Nickelodeons-SpongeBob-SquarePants-Pineapple-Aquarium/dp/B0026GXXMS/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744523&sr=8-2&keywords=spongebob+pineapple+house

18.https://www.amazon.com/50-Assorted-Chrysanthemum-Seeds-Gardens/dp/B00QVZ8LS6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744562&sr=8-2&keywords=mums

19.https://www.amazon.com/World-Nintendo-Splatoon-Splattershot-Blaster/dp/B06XP5GYS5/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1527744609&sr=1-1&keywords=splatoon+squirt+gun

20.https://www.amazon.com/Polyester-Costume-Accessory-Elastic-Straps/dp/B00B1TJ31G/ref=sr_1_34?ie=UTF8&qid=1527744643&sr=8-34&keywords=shark+goggles

Oh man... Do I have to put the most expensive item. You asked for it. :)

1. This
   
   
2. I don't want it. I just put it on my ridiculously expensive list because I think it's hilarious to have it on there. Once it stops being funny to me, I'm going to take it off.
   
   
3. I would be incredibly okay if I never get this item. I couldn't imagine owning the thing.
   
   
   Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

I'm ready.

One.

[Two.]
(https://www.amazon.com/JL421-Badonkadonk-Land-Cruiser-Tank/dp/B00067F1CE?tag=zdgeek-20)

Three.

Oh, and if I happened to win, I'd want the Womens owlbear design shirt on my list called Liszt, which is also a fairly weird item if you think about it.

no. but you did miss a once in a lifetime opportunity to buy this.

it's like they say, early bird gets the worm

That's amazing. I'd need someone to make it for me. I did find this and this.

This one looks like the cheapest set with 130 some reviews on it

Amazon.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0081EDWV6/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This

This

And this

A thing on my list.

Right here my guy

And for $30 it could be yours


https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074TLXNLR/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_-BMrDbDXYY5PQ

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074TLXNLR/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_-BMrDbDXYY5PQ

https://www.amazon.ca/Princess-Gardening-Decoration-Landscape-Accessories/dp/B0119Z34FW

Zombie Garden gnome?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Zombie-Gnome-Gnombie-Statue-Garden/dp/B00FFG9XBG

It is prime day. I need this.

How about a LIFE SIZE YETI STATUE!!!