Reddit mentions: The best board shorts for men

I ended up getting some shorts that were like chubbies in Amazon.


MaaMgic Mens Short Swim Trunks... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B078NK3SC9?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share


WUAMBO Men's Solid Board Shorts... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07C5NHS3S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

I love wearing these shorts now swimming. My quads almost don’t fit so it keeps the shorts nice and tight and shows off the gains. Girls love them too, I got a lot of compliments on em

I just got the O'Neill Hybrid Freak short, can't speak to durability yet, but pretty impressed so far. Materials seem good, both side pockets zip up as well as left back pocket. Tried the Volcom board short which was meh, but this is much nicer.

http://www.amazon.com/ONeill-Heather-Hybrid-Freak-Short/dp/B00NHO345E/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1456865209&sr=8-1&keywords=O%27Neill+Men%27s+Heather+Hybrid+Freak+Short

Board shorts and button up short sleeve shirts. Also masc sandals. Like, get those old man sandals. Cut your hair to suit your face, and drink all of the water. If you bind, tank binder, not a full length one. If you can get away without it, layer a thin button up over a tank top, button only one or two buttons to make the shirt cover what it needs to. If you need a reference, look at Steve Irwin's outfit (with slightly longer shorts), and just color it up a bit. Inconsistent patterns are a great way to distract from certain areas.

So, something like this:
Shorts https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01J3L0GU0/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_BwV3CbPH2Z7NB
Shirt https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HMKZD35/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_2yV3CbQNBHJMK
Sandals https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KYHKJGL/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_YzV3CbNTBRPK1


Remember to drink plenty of water. Good luck!

What makes me feel better

I recently lost a lot of weight, and I've always been uncomfortable wearing swimsuits and going shirtless because of my weight. In a couple months I'm going to San Diego and being able to confidently wear this swimsuit will make me feel better!

Hope your cuddles make everything better!

Marshalls and TJ Maxx are great places to find cheaper, good quality brand workout clothes, although they are hit or miss.

A friend of mine just bought some board shorts to wear at the gym for $12 on Amazon.

Tank

[Shorts] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008FB9XOA/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1)

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Because I know you freedom lovers would want to know.

I have a pair of THESE which have all kinds of hidden pockets and are really comfortable as well. Good for both in and out of the water.

I mean, people wanna be fancy, but I've been wearingOP swim shorts (with 4-way flex technology!) for years. They work great - lightweight, stretchy, breathable, $10 at Walmart\Kohls on sale.

I work out in board shorts. They have no liner and are usually less expensive than most high-end workout shorts.

I love the Quiksilver Men's Everyday Kaimana Boardshort.

They are not too long, have great range of motion, are light, and a are little stretchy.

They are usually $50, but you can find certain colors and sizes for less on Amazon.

I use these shorts from Aviator.

For something cheaper, many brands offer hybrid shorts which would get the job done. I have some from (Da Hui)[https://www.amazon.com/Dahui-Hybrid-Stretch-Board-Shorts/dp/B01J9K853A?th=1&psc=1] that are a great value, if not quite as stylish.

Yes I discovered it for the first time 2 nights ago and I won 2 things in an hour. This, which isn't something I'd use but my girlfriend will. And this, which isn't my size but I'll just give it away.

Your wish is my command. if you have a 28-34 inch waist you can get them right now!

I found a better one for you.

Yep. I have the Patagonia Wavefarers, and recently got a pair of black O'Neill Epic Freaks (also have a pair of Volcom 6-way stretch, but run a little shorter in the length). Keep 'em out the dryer and they'll last a long time.

Search "Neon green gym shorts" and you can find a dozen more examples.

Here's the most similar one tho.

Link: https://www.amazon.com/ONeill-Mens-Lennox-Boardshort-Asphalt/dp/B01LX6WOK8/ref=lp_14292191_1_29?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1502861156&sr=1-29&nodeID=14292191&psd=1

O'Neill's hybrid board shorts

https://www.amazon.co.uk/ONeill-Loaded-Hybrid-Short-Board/dp/B00OZFR55E?th=1&psc=1

https://www.oneill.com/gb/en/chino-hybrid-boardshort/9A3302-6058-28.html

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0048KK8UA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_lv2JxbJT321JA

Board shorts.

Board shorts don't have any of that ruffly bullshit to chafe on the hips. Stretchy, smooth, often have a pocket or two, fuck man. Board shorts.

If it's cold, wear some long underwear.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00M1SHLI8/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Those lasted me the whole thru hike and still look great and I am apparently hard on my gear.