Reddit mentions of Sugar Free Gummy Bears, 5LBS by Albanese Confectionery

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_4/179-7019870-5388561?ie=UTF8&qid=1422252461&sr=8-4&keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears

Read the reviews.

For those who do not understand the reference

According to amazon reviews, they taste quite good.

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS

See here:
https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS

And here

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

For some of the funniest shit to ever grace Amazon reviews

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS

these ones are awesome too.

so evil. i like it.

also: why not some sugarless gummy bears?

if you are going to punish them, do it right >:D

As someone else pointed out, it's a known side effect of consuming sugar alcohols. Check out the reviews for these sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS#customerReviews

> Haribo sugar-free gummi

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/

the haribo brand ones aren't available but these are made by the same company. Enjoy, Jeffrey Denning

For those interested, you can get alternate versions of the gummy bears from hell.

These are not identical, having, as a sweetener, Maltitol instead of Lycasin.

Maltitol is the active ingredient in Lycasin, so they will probably have the same effect if enough is consumed, but it might not be as dramatic as the original hell-bears.

There is also a 5 pound version that is probably the same, but the ingredients aren't listed on Amazon, so not certain...

Haribo Gummy Bears are the fucking best. None of that sugar free bullshit laxative.

If they are sugar free than who needs fiber?

If I wasn't so broke I'd buy them a bunch of these sugar-free gummy bears with a very supportive letter so there was no suspicion. They'd shit their pants in an hour.

He just has to switch to Sugar Free Gummy Bears...

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1571770656&sr=8-7

Don't eat at restaurants anymore, from now on you will be eating only sugar free gummy bears for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Your Intestines will love you.

Harbro SF Gummy bears.

Trust me... its says 6 is a serving.. go for like 7 or 8 :) They clear out stuff REALLY fast...check out the reviews here lol My husband didnt beleive me when is aid ONLY TAKE 6!!! He downed a large handful, and the rest is history. At the end he lost about 4 lbs by the time he finished!

https://smile.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1496800797&sr=8-2&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummy+bears+5lb+bag

OP, I suggest getting a large Tupperware box, filling it with these, (read the reviews) and labeling the top with "OP's sweets, do not use" or words to that effect.

Then simply sit back and watch the fireworks. If that's not aggressive, I don't know what is.

Relevant:

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_btm/176-0102492-3135906?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=recent

They're no longer available, it seems; but there are others like [this] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS8RQC/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_325_1?ie=UTF8&dpID=51Sg3PrA8sL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C53_&refRID=0AN5XM2SQ1ZC77SNMZKC) or [this one] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00CMS97YS/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_325_2?ie=UTF8&dpID=51Sg3PrA8sL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL100_SR100%2C53_&refRID=0AN5XM2SQ1ZC77SNMZKC) that cause the same effects, just look for [lycasin] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin) or [maltitol] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltitol)

[beware] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE)

Edit: sorry if links don't work, I'm on my phone :/

They only wish that they had been....

Pretty sure it was these gummies

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS

Read the reviews.