Reddit mentions: The best jelly beans, chewy & gummy candies

1. When drinking delicious wine, there is always a good time when playing Mario Kart. You get a little tipsy and start screaming obscenities at a handheld gaming device when racing with your friends or just randoms online (who are totally cheating). The wine actually enhances your skills, so really, the two go hand-in-hand together. One is not the same without the other.
   
2. Brooms are good for cleaning (but who likes to do that), they're ideal for flying...but that's a skill we don't all acquire, sadly. I don't like sweeping at all, so this pet bed is ideal. All the dog and cat hair will be confined to this one space instead of all over the floors, rugs, couches and beds. Then you just need to wash one thing instead of everything. It's the perfect plan...
   
3. The thing about hats is, they're an accessory. They enhance your look but should not be the focal point when someone looks to your face. You need some nice, black eyeliner to create a nice, dramatic look for people to gaze at. They need to look into your eyes with that magnificent hat as just an enhancement in the background.
   
4. Books are magical, books are kind, books bring happiness all within a bind. And while books are awesome, it's really a sin to read anyone with a candle present. You need that scented candle to help transport you into another world. It helps to muddle your senses so that you feel like you are no longer at home, smelling what you always do, but far away in another land, smelling what the characters in your book smell instead. Living with them, walking beside them.
   
5. Trunks are wonderful places. They can hide things at the foot of your bed that you don't quite want people to look at, while still being accessible for you to enjoy. That's where this Ryan Gosling Pillow Case comes in handy. I want to gaze upon that beautiful face and rest next to him...but I don't want others to see that magnificence, so when I awaken, I will hide him in my trunk and when I go to sleep, I can fetch all his handsome glory and rest easy.
   
   Bonus: Capes are for superheros and they need them to fly. It is known. But what most people do not know is that while they need the cape to fly, they need sour candies to stay in the air. It's a real conundrum with the scientists over why. Why are sour candies the fuel that keep them afloat ? It just is. It is known.

I had the sushi one and now want to try the hamburger one

/u/tinyblondehuman you are wonderful to talk to, and are so awesome for dealing with the fact that I never shut up. You are my favorite avocado and are simply wonderful!

/u/ButturedToast you are sweet, hilarious, and are simply a wonderful person to spend time with and play games with. I miss kicking ass in BGO with you and love you lots!

/u/bubblybreath you are a wonderful person and one of the strongest people I know. You are a complete duck loving sweetheart and I wish we talked more because our conversations always leave me with a wonderful grin and I always love sharing seductive animals with you.

I could not pick one person so I picked three :P

All of me, loves all of you

1. Cake=Candy?
   
   
2. Simon Pegg
   
   
3. Comic Book!
   
   
4. Knife! (This was in my wishlist, I promise...)
   
   
5. TIGER
   
   
6. I'll take a purple pair!
   
   
7. A game of WAR!
   
   
8. Microbiology! Not very guilty though ;)
   
   
9. Sometimes he acts like a tool...
   
   
10. Mmm. Childhood.
    
    
11. Organize my lunch!
    
    
12. Hobby!
    
    
13. Neurology <3
    
    
14. Dopamine is a natural hormone...
    
    
15. Green...SCREEN
    
    
16. Spidey <3 My boyfriend.
    
    
17. The JOKER... haha, get it? :D
    
    
18. This shirt is cool beans
    
    
19. Flowers are "precious little life"...
    
    
20. I can't pick a favorite, but this is up there!
    
    
    
    Thanks for the contest, Happy Happy Cake Day! :D
    
    
    
    (is this the reddit raffle phrase? "Happy happy cake day If I have enough money I may do a 3rd prize for $5.00 and if I do, I will use the raffle to pick a winner") lol
    
    
    

Did you know the active ingredient in Adderall can also be found in sugar-free gummy bears? You will need a large quantity, but it can be done. Hear me out...

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Step 1: buy a 5lb bag of sugar-free gummy bears from Amazon - https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1558646508&s=gateway&sr=8-3

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Step 2: split the bag into 4oz portions, about 40 gummy bears each. That's 20 portions.

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Step 3: place each portion in a zip-loc bag and carry it with you.

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Step 4: every hour, on the hour, open one of the ziplocs and swallow the gummy bears whole. DO NOT CHEW!!! Water will help you, but carbonated water like LaCroix will speed up the reaction. Get yourself a few cans of LaCroix. flavor doesn't matter.

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Step 5: you will burp! you need to stay active. walk around in circles, jump a few times to let it out. whatever you can do will help.

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As long as there is always a good amount of gummy bears in your system, you will stay alert and focused. I've done this for many years in college and it has helped me a lot.

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Best of luck to you, my friend!

MAY I INTEREST YOU IN A 5LBS GUMMY BEAR? I've always thought it was ridiculous but also wanted to try eating it, just to see what it'll be like haha.

I'll share with you one of my favorite breakfast items: dark chocolate oatmeal! I find that most "chocolate flavored" things are too sweet, or too rich/creamy, so I make my own.

• 1/4 oats
  
• 1 cup water (or however your oatmeal box tells you to cook it)
  
• 2~3 tsp cocoa powder
  
• 1~2 tbsp unsweetened peanut butter (I use natural crunchy peanut butter)
  
• honey, to taste
  
• salt, to taste
  
  So cook your oatmeal like you would normally, and stir in the ingredients. The trick to making it really amazingly dark chocolate is SALT. I'm telling you, dark chocolate things taste good because it has enough salt in it. The honey is just to make the dish less flat tasting, and the peanut butter gives it creaminess/body/protein but doesn't actually contribute that much flavor. The key is cocoa powder and salt. As long as you don't put too much sugar, it should be a pretty healthy start to your morning =)
  

I was just checking, dear! ;)

What's something you need?? Food! Obviously its a necessity for life! I can't honestly say what this is, but look at that panda o: Who doesn't love pandas?

Something you'll have fun with? Anything to do with My Chemical Romance!! Do you even realize how amazing this band is??? They are pure perfection. This one is on my list actually too ;)

Something for your cat? Look at this! If I still had a cat, I could play with something like this for hours with him/her! But I dunno, I just love animals lol

I'm spending the first few days of the break driving up to FSU with a bunch of friends as a surprise for one of our friends that recently graduated. The rest of the break'll be spent at home, enjoying one of these babies.

Honestly Kim, if your family's away during this time of year and you want to get into Christmas, I suggest simply celebrating it with any of your friends; I'm sure they'd happily celebrate it with you!

Would you kindly gift me The Walking Dead?

My fondest gaming memory would be the first game I ever played-Diablo II with my dad. We never really had anything in common when I was growing up, and out of the blue one day he bought 2 copies of the game and asked if I wanted to play with him. I was reluctant because I wasn't really into gaming or anything, but it was AWESOME! We really enjoyed it and played together quite a bit. Anyway, red vines always remind me of playing Diablo with my dad because he had this huge tub of them right next to the desks and would snack on them while we played :)

I think these are so incredibly bizarre and adorable. They're super mini edible DIY foods. XD Perfect for college, right? Haha. College bound!

This graphic novel for me please!


Thanks for the contest!

I hope you'll be able to make some Christmas crafts. Merry Christmas! <3

I'd say the Popin' Cookin' Make Bento is incredibly festive. Don't believe me? Well what do you do during Christmas time? You eat lots of food and sweets, and eat big meals! And what's this? It combines both those qualities! It's a box of sweets that puts on the facade of being a meal. GENIUS!

Additionally, it's a box. What's the traditional shape of presents under a tree? That's right-- a box! It's also bright and colorful, and would draw in any parents who are looking for a present for their kid.

Merry Christmas to you too.

I'll have to go with poppin' cookin'! I did the sushi version and had so much fun. Yes, the shipping takes forever, but then when you get it, it's like a surprise! I have the same one on my list! I promise, you'll feel like a six year old again where nothing but fun matters. I adore these kits! (:

Thanks for running this!!

reddit raffle phrase gifting is fun.

Crazy Japanese thingy on my Main. ($5.99)

Basil seeds on my Main. ($2.47)

Sunglasses on my Main. ($3.15)

Nail polish top coat on my Polish. ($4.44)

Tape measure on my Hobbies. ($3.39)

Totaling... $19.44!

Edit:

I'm curious to see what other combination I can do with just stuff for apartments. XD

Santoku knife on my Prep. ($7.04)

Baking spoons on my Prep. ($6.03)

Collapsible measuring cup on my Prep. ($7.81)

Totaling... $20.88

Blegh, it's a lot harder with apartment stuff. XD

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This For clarification on relation of #2

4. I think it counts :D

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9. I'd consider it a tool, buut some may not.

10. This was the best as a kid. Still is xD

12. I game a lot

13. Best i could come up with

14. Some may call it unnatural...

15.

16.

17. Gotta have em all :P

18. Jelly beans! :D

19.
This will clarify #19

20. This most definitely :P

Bonus:

Happy happy cake day! Make it rock.. you only get one a year... :P

By the way, of few of those say they were added August 3rd, but it was honestly at like 2 in the morning before I went to bed, so I thought they were added yesterday.

Two ain't so bad!


12.27 in my general wishlist, linked to the right one...pretty sure.


1.00 in under $5, it's cheaper than the default, but not the default, but I'm sure I linked it right.

Three's a crowd!

5.49 in food

6.89 in default wishlist, not cheapest but I think I linked the exact one.

.99 Whisper to a dream MP3, in mp3 wishlist

Hopefully, no crazy price swings! And thanks for all the gifting, this socking,y took less time than damnyoureloud's contest!

I may edit if I can find that one perfect gift?

Some super cool Popin' Cookin' Candy!

I think that is's pretty cool kinda thing. :)

Have fun gifting! :)

On the topic of gummy bears, I highly recommend to anyone that loves gummy bears to order these:

http://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Flavor-Assorted-Gummi-5-Pound/dp/B001E5DWW8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374173158&sr=8-1&keywords=albanese+gummy+bears

I have bought these twice, they're delicious, soft, flavorful goodness.
10 pounds lasted me about a week and a half. I've eaten many gummy bears in my life, these are by far the best. Try them! They do come in smaller bags as well.

Tomorrow is Friday, and then I can rest over the weekend! That is VERY GOOD NEWS. Also, I'm seeing an old college friend tomorrow after work, which is going to be fun!

This Japanese candy would make me happy! :)

Top 5 facts about myself.

1. My dream car is a Chevrolet Chevelle SS. I will have this car at some point in my life. It is my ultimate life goal.
   
   
2. I read every single Goosebumps book I could get my hands on in the public and school libraries.
   
   
3. My first car was a red 1989 Pontiac Grand Prix and the air conditioning smelled like wet cat.
   
   
4. My eye color shifts from blue to green depending on the weather for that day.
   
   
5. I’m a great cook but hate cooking. My favorite meal to cook would be baked ziti and meatballs with salad.
   
   Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his Karma level?
   
   Gift Card if possible. However, if you prefer physical gifts for your contest I understand. :) In that case I would like some candy please. Yum!

u/lydeuh We run in the same slack group, but I don't think I've spoken to you enough!! Can we be friends? (*sounds like a little kid ><* )
 
Off my wishlist, I nominate any of the DIY candy kits on my Japanese wish list like these!! Because I mainly want to see the fun that my guy is going to have making them!

From one Amazon bulk candy fiend to another: you've got to try Priming the Albanese gummy bears [not an affiliate link pinky swear]. They are 👌👌👌

They sell these on Amazon at a pretty reasonable price with free shipping. Pretty cool gift idea. And I'll probably get a couple for myself cause, c'mon, this shit looks fun.

Here's a gummy animal one and there are a bunch of others in the "customers also bought" section.

I made this before! It was a lot of fun but mine turned out a bit sloppy looking :c. I would definitely recommend this one to add to your wishlist! It tastes really good. It's one of the better tasting Kracie candy kits c:

These jellybeans, if we are being serious. I have a super rough job (i teach at a title 1 school with a high population of kids with behavioral support needs and special needs) and having these to snack on/treat myself with when I get home from work will prevent me from making too many bagel bites/mozzarella sticks.

I hope you can have a lovely holiday despite the situations your family put you in, in the past <3

Ok so my boyfriend is addicted to LOTR, I've got the hugest crush on Legolas. Orlando Bloom not so much but when he gets hair and ears it drives me wild. lol. Anything from my misc. list would be great or I have these candies that I love so much

Oh boy a scavenger hunt

1. Deadly Class Volume 6 The cover is blue
   
   
2. Summer Stars 2012 - Playstation 3 it got summer onthe box
   
   
3. Cricket Lollipop candy is fruit related in cricket can be protein
   
   
4. basketball socks my sister is a basketball coach I think she would get a kick out of them
   
   
5. Survivor: by Chuck Palahniuk it's from the writer of Fight Club and it's a very peculiar story about a man who survives a creedish death cult ends up becoming a prophet there are other twists and turns
   
   
6. The song Summer Breeze by Seals and Croft
   
   
7. [This Pet Massaging Groomer De-Shedding Brush] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075CQF8NJ/ref=s9_acsd_bw_wf_e_wfallpet_cdl_42?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-9&pf_rd_r=Z3KV8AJT1DAMJJHQGR2Q&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=0b3abadb-a523-41d7-b90a-e1319e3d094c&pf_rd_i=15469025011) great for massaging your dog and getting rid of loose hair
   
   
8. [Xavier Institute T-Shirt] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075RQTMHY/?coliid=I2XL814S1KI9XP&colid=T61FSWUV1I31&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it) The X-Men are awesome
   
   
9. 8 1/2 I think everyone for once in their life should see this movie
   
   
10. LED Flashlight Tactical Rescue Pocket Knife you don't need to reload of a knife and it's got a flashlight
    
    
11. Black Panther #23 My goal is to have all the 90s issue of black panther this is the last issue that I need
    
    
12. Strawberry Pop-Tarts this big box is an add-on for this price
    
    
13. The book Aliens: Dead Orbit it's from the alien franchise
    
    
14. Autographed Cards Of Mickey Mantle Set of Four it over 90,909.99 but it got free shipping
    
    
15. Jaws the video game
    
    
16. the scent of musty Leather Cologne
    
    
17. X-Men Pocket Comics: Wolverine vs Omega Red when was a kid I had this I also remember I had another playset with Cyclops in it
    
    
18. David Lynch's Catching the Big Fish: Meditation, Consciousness, and Creativity in this book David Lynch talks about what he uses in his writing and filmmaking process thru Transcendental Meditation
    
    
19. Haunted Love #3 my current Obsession and always will comicbooks
    
    
20. sugar-free gummy bears the comment section alone just keeps me laughing
    
    Thank you for the contest

Happy happy birthday!! You should buy yourself some yummy mango candy, a luxurious bath bomb, and Howl's Moving Castle. Sounds like a good way to pamper yourself for your birthday! :)

My latest obsession!

Christmas in April!

Haha congrats on finally getting mail! That sounds like a lot of fun. Hooray opening mail!

I agree with you. Haribo are inferior. That said, a great deal of people really love them, and this is pretty subjective. I doubt that fruit juice in the gummy bear makes them all that much better for you than extracts, either.

THESE are the best. If you haven't tried them, do yourself a favor and do so immediately.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Flavor-Gummi-Bears/dp/B00OYPFC46

Swedish Fish!! They are sweet and gummy and delicious. I loved to eat them as a kid and now I really love them as a big kid.

I didn't get the right net, so plastic wrap had to do. For those who might wonder. Caught this in the Amazon, (I have no relationship, but just like the product and thought it was fitting).

Yes, its overpriced, yes its excessive amount of calories, and yes, its just for me (though the last one I had took two weeks to eat). I am ready for league...
edit: typo.

Happy Anniversary! May yo have many more years to come :) <3

http://amzn.com/B002EDEMLY cause I love licorice :)

Happiness is a warm gun A cute Charmander gif If you wanna talk I am up for it :] I hope you get better soon For me

Harbro SF Gummy bears.

Trust me... its says 6 is a serving.. go for like 7 or 8 :) They clear out stuff REALLY fast...check out the reviews here lol My husband didnt beleive me when is aid ONLY TAKE 6!!! He downed a large handful, and the rest is history. At the end he lost about 4 lbs by the time he finished!

https://smile.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1496800797&sr=8-2&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummy+bears+5lb+bag

Oh...definitely [ The Settlers of Catan] (http://www.amazon.com/MayFair-Games-MFG3061-Settlers-Catan/dp/B000W7JWUA/ref=wl_it_dp_v_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=1X0AGLBRP5NP2&coliid=I2K9ONUSQP9IL4) because when one wins a game of Settlers, one won't be able to stop. It is a bit of a splurge, but it will pay for itself in the end. If it is out of reach for you, I would personally go for the Mango Gummies :) Happy Birthday!!!!!

I see those little kits all over and I've always wanted to try some! they're so stinking cute!













I think my favorite candy might be twixx but I'd be hesitant about trying to make it at home because I don't think it would taste the same.
























I added this and this to my under five dollar list on amazon, they both have free shipping, they're so stinking CUTE!
















Edit: just found this one too oh my goodness! x.x ~<3

Payday is fun. I miss them.

I would like to make some candy burgers. These sound super fun!

Every time I see a comment like yours, I have to go back and read the Haribo sugar free dummies product reviews page.


Scroll down and have a good laugh.

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https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2RQ8FVQZ2JIZ9&keywords=haribo+sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1562163352&s=gateway&sprefix=hard%2Caps%2C134&sr=8-3

> A few years ago I got a bag of Starburst with no red one

Are you the one to thank for Starburst FaveReds? Cause if so, you should win a Nobel Prize in Candy or whatever they award for such a thing.

I got mine on Amazon. Most of the kits are great, that one just happened to be yucky. It was still really fun to make though. The sushi kit was yummy, and the hamburger shop one was interesting since it was actually food flavored instead of candy flavored.

I'm sure she'd love a gift, I recommend this.

The Old Apartment

I would like some Starburst if I win, please.

Thanks for the contest!

This is all I would want. Mmm Japanese candy! It's on my Amazon snacks wish list.

It's $3.86 so I'd be happy to split the rest with someone else, but I don't have anyone in mind right off the bat.

Mo thinks I'm beautiful and I know she's right!

Yup! The mall nearby has a kiosk that sells them, so we grabbed it from there.

The instructions aren't that bad, but we did have a YouTube video ready to go if we were confused about anything.

All in all it was pretty fun

1. Here I am.
   
2. I'm a girl. I am married, have two cats and a dog, correct people for a living, and swear semi-frequently. I've also been known to watch TV now and then.
   
3. Probably the time a homeless guy told me my makeup looked nice. Definitely memorable. Haha
   
4. I'm proud of myself for letting go of something that was holding me back.
   
5. These gummies are cheap!

SWEDISH FISH is fantastic. It's basically the perfect candy. Not to hard and not to soft. Whenever I crave something sweet, this is my "go to snack".

Gummy Bears reviews here. In fact it was whilst I was reading these reviews about three years ago that I first met one of my good friends. She had just come to the UK and could hardly speak English. She was sitting across from me in a cafe and I was reading these reviews, laughing so hard I was crying. She asked if I was ok and we have been friends ever since!

Pika2, I'm blue daba de daba da.
a. My username is ChCoOhWeNeCo
b. My item is this.
c. My item costs $0.89.
d. I am of the house of Gryffindor.
e. My favorite pokemon is Blaziken.
f. My favorite doctor is Dr. House from House.
g. My favorite my little pony is Fluttershy.
h. My favorite TV show is Perception and my favorite movies are Patch Adams, A League of Their Own, and Forrest Gump.
i. My favorite book is Code Orange.
j. I like anime. My favorites are Fruit's Basket and Negima.
k. I have a Sidekick (I am a guy, but it is functional...for now).
l. My favorite animal is a King Cobra. They are the longest poisonous snake in the world and that can be intimidating.
z. I am doing good, nothing to complain about here.

I hear these are good. 😂😆😅

Seriously though, just read the comments!!

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

You have not known true pain my sweet summer child, educate yourself, read the reviews, don't try them though, don't make the mistake of thinking it is all just a joke, live in blissful ignorance of what a truely tattered asshole feels like https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

Not actually stories, but the sugar free gummi bears' reviews on Amazon are a great way of wasting your time.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

400 gifts?! That's incredible!!! :D

Candy would be dandy!

Thanks fro the contest and for being totally amazing!

Truly an excellent example of modern rhetoric and prose. The writers of tomorrow aren't training in colleges and writing schools- no, they're busy writing Amazon reviews about sugar free gummy bears.

IS IT PI?

1 2(I'm not sure if this counts) 3 4 5

I hope you have an AMAZING time!

Happy Birthday!

Candy kits are fun!!

happy birthday elisha you're so awesome thanks for living

Here is the Link to the Product Listing if anyone is interested in reading the reviews. They are absolutely hilarious!

Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag

Unfortunately something happened to the Haribo version 2-3 years ago. Discontinued due to popularity. But this one is only $26! The sugar free ones are the best! Oh, dont trust the reviews. /s

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY

omnomnom

This summer you need to make this - Dirt Cake

So you need

Trolli Bright Crawlers

Vanilla Pudding

Oreos

Everything else you should be able to get in a store.

OR

Dr. Pepper with Red Vines for a straw

OR

Risen

OR

Deep Fried Snickers (Midwestern Treat)

Snickers

OR

Make yourself some good ol' American Fair Food

Funnel Cake

If their household is candy-friendly, we’ve had great responses to giving kids this age giant gummies like this one and this one.

park,morning,breakfast,hungry,party

FOOOOOOD

Thanks for the contest, and good luck to all

ROFL

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gold-Bears-Delicious-Packaging-Packaging/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1539883798&sr=8-3&keywords=sugar%2Bfree%2Bgummy%2Bbears&th=1

Please read comments here.

AND

here.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1539884422&sr=8-4&keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears

They have a Starburst "favorite reds" pack now! I normally never eat Starburst but I've had these a few times during pregnancy and loved them: https://www.amazon.com/Starburst-FaveREDs-Fruit-Chews-Candy/dp/B0041285XC

1. my daughter was missing for about 45min. being only about 6 years old back then i freaked out. i called the police and went to the neighbors to ask around. i chose to make a game plan to search more efficiently and i finally found her about 6 houses down in the back yard just sitting in their swingset. really odd.
   
   
2. huge gummy bear is pretty funny and a little weird
   
   
3. Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff
   
   
4. make a game plan and calm down
   
   
5. i always like surprises

It was bothering me very much coming in here and not seeing a lot of links so I found you some!
Grape gummies!

Kiwi candy!

Wonka spree!

Jelly babies, amirite?

Yes, so far all I've found is candy. I like candy lol.

Don't eat at restaurants anymore, from now on you will be eating only sugar free gummy bears for Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. Your Intestines will love you.

http://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Flavor-Assorted-Gummi-5-Pound/dp/B001E5DWW8

I get them from Amazon usually. At first I thought that $30 was steep for something like this, but one day I just bought them. Anyway, they're amazing.

For responsive play I'd say

Renegade - $16

For responsive, then learning unresponsive,

YoYoFactory Arrow - $15

Just for something a little different, plus you get a counter weight.

Duncan Freehand - $20


String


100pk of Kitty Fat - $21

And because you have some cash left over..

Cellphone tri-pod to record some trick circles with - $12

5 Pound bag of sour gummy worms, because sour gummy worms are fucking awesome. - $16

Boom.

Ah, I'll check. Thanks!

Edit: This giant gummy worm showed up when looking for dildos lmao.

Sodium Chlorate by the KG

Giant Gummy Bear

Good luck, God speed.

I noticed you wanted some Japanese gummies! Have you tried Lychee? It's my favorite flavor! :3

I'd like this so I can spend hours in the mirror cursing at them for not sticking on right.

Doodlebug!

In fact, skip the textbook and just get some of these delicious guys. Think of the money you'll save.

You would appreciate "Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears."

They're the best tasting colon cleanse money can buy.

They still exist, and are available for purchase, just without the Haribo brand name on the package. Same product.

this is the first one ive tried. Ive seen another one where you make your own burgers and fries. found it but yeah it seems to be something thats really popular in japan

I don't have a snack wishlist, but I just wanted to say that whenever I have the munchies, I love these. :DD

>So great is McCarthy's desire to ingratiate himself to Trump that, noticing that Trump only ate red and pink Starburst candies, McCarthy ordered an aide to pick out only those colors -- them put them in a jar and delivered them as a present to Trump.

Somebody needs to tell this guy about Starburst FaveREDs.

I want to try these gummies om nom nom. I should've picked them up in Epcot. :)

Feel better!!

That one is original, but does everyone realize that you can buy Japanese kits that let you do this kind of thing yourself? These are toy kits that make edible candy that looks like teeny-tiny versions of various foods:

• Hamburgers with fries & soda
  
  
• Pizzas with soda
  
  
• Donuts, but different from the video and without the Krispy Kreme box
  
  
• Sushi bento box, including extremely realistic-looking fake salmon roe
  
  
• "Ice cream" cones, with the ice cream being made out of frosting
  
  
• Similarly, here's an eBay auction with 12 different kits. My wife did the bento kit with the panda-shaped "rice" ball on the bottom row, and she loved it.

After shipping on the wig a a fun candy kit would round out her prize.

That page just keeps on giving.

Giant Gummyworm



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I vote that at every RepRap festival there should be a Prusa build-off competition where they replace the Haribo Gold Bears with the Albanese Sugar Free kind instead. Anyone who manages to finish building the printer gets to keep it.https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/

I got a sample pack (3 30ml) of Lychee, Monster and Hawaiian Punch.

Monster: Taste just like the energy drink, love it.

Lychee: Taste exactly like those gummy candies. Was very harsh when I first got it, week later has lessened.

Fruit Punch: I tried it a few time on a dripper here and there, it taste funky to me. Don't know how to describe it, but I'm giving it another go later to see if I will keep it or not.

Ooo definitely get the Kiwi Candy!

Because usually kiwis are very good for you. Lots of nutrients! But now, in candy form, they're actually quite bad for you! Aha!

So if you choose to get the kiwi candies, you can sit back in your big chair, shoving them into your mouth, and laughing manically and evilly - knowing that you chose the less healthy option!

MWUAHAHAHAHHAHA!

D

Thanks for the contest!

Toilet humour (literally) but read the reviews and enjoy.

omnomnom that pocky flavor is already on my wishlist! I LOVE almond crush pocky!

also: Swedish Fish!

Man, I love those lychee gummies! Amazon link here if anyone wants to buy them:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0009HGVWA/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D

What're you planning to do today?

Link

HALF WAY TO FIFTY

got time to read the most amazing Amazon reviews?

This is my favorite white elephant gift of all time. It's 2 feet long with a 5" girth.

Give her the Haribo sugar free ones, and I bet she'll stop.

For those that haven't seen Christine Torok's brilliant review yet: https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

Are you telling me there's better than Haribo?

This better not awaken anything in me...

Fyi: 5 lbs for $12.

Ugh! Having read the sugar free Haribo gummy bears Amazon reviews I'm concerned about if you survived the ordeal.

this is the closest thing to $2 on my list! Happy Friday!!

I am gluten free, and I absolutely love everything from this company. I wouldn't mind getting some of those or these suckers either ;) I have a new obsession with sour gummies, but It's totally up to you!! nomalicious

My next order would be this: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00DE4GWWY

I know it would be $20'ish wasted, but my hope would be after a day of stealing boxes, they open this puppy up and have themselves a nice big handful and relax for a bit.

EDIT: If you haven't heard of these little delish bears, check out some of the rave reviews!

I know you said you had Sour Patch Kids, but did you have these. Also, I'm sure that you've heard of or had these, but this flavor is must try!

Now I want to omnomnom!

Pretty sure it was these gummies

Crazy little Japanese candy thing
I've never been gifted and doesn't that kit look awesome?

Well, it looks like someone at Haribo or Amazon may have done some damage control. If you follow all of the links from various articles to the iconic 'Haribo sugarfree gummy bears' it now links you to 'Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag'

Pugs are awesome! :D

For those interested, you can get alternate versions of the gummy bears from hell.

These are not identical, having, as a sweetener, Maltitol instead of Lycasin.

Maltitol is the active ingredient in Lycasin, so they will probably have the same effect if enough is consumed, but it might not be as dramatic as the original hell-bears.

There is also a 5 pound version that is probably the same, but the ingredients aren't listed on Amazon, so not certain...

> Haribo sugar-free gummi

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/

the haribo brand ones aren't available but these are made by the same company. Enjoy, Jeffrey Denning

Morthy's demands:


2. This Hand of the King Pin because we know what kind of luck those guys have... It's on the Game of Thrones wishlist.


Akeleie's Demands:

1. Something to rest my weary head... and it's on my $5 up to $25 wishlist
   
2. Might as well have a bit of junk food from my Yummy List~ wishlist.
   

Love Lychee Candy Yum

These are the best.

Albanese Candy 12 Flavor Gummi Bears 5 lb Bag,

OP, I suggest getting a large Tupperware box, filling it with these, (read the reviews) and labeling the top with "OP's sweets, do not use" or words to that effect.

Then simply sit back and watch the fireworks. If that's not aggressive, I don't know what is.

Sugar Free Gummi Bears. Usually people are referring to the Haribo ones, but this one was "Albanese" brand. (I got the link by clicking the "No Image Found" image).



They use a sugar substitute which is highly laxative, and more than like 3-5 gummies at a time will trigger thunderstorms from your anus.

Of course it's well labeled in the product description /s

>About the product

>Sweetener: Hydrogenated Glucose Syrup (lycasin)

Oh, just regular old everyday lycasin, is that all!?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycasin

>Lycasin's known side effects in adults include bloating, explosive diarrhea, intestinal gurgling or rumbling (borborygmi), and flatulence. Some cases of extremely intense intestinal distress have been reported from consuming foods containing Lycasin, which led to many humorous reviews of German confectioner Haribo's Sugarless Gummy Bears.

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS

these ones are awesome too.

So /u/stillneverwrong was making dinner, it ended up being delicious!

P item.

Haribo Gummy Bears are the fucking best. None of that sugar free bullshit laxative.

It was! It is for Haribo Sugarfree Bears, also affectionately known as Hell Bears. Here is the rest of the comment section.

That one was funny! How do you housetrain a large kaiju like that?

Kiwi candies! I've never actually had them before, but maybe you like them?

Here you go homie. You can also get them in bulk at Sprout's if you have one near you, and they occasionally go on sale for super cheap.

Thanks to you, I've decided to order some gummy bears off of amazon. (https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY) I'll tell you how they taste!

According to amazon reviews, they taste quite good.

http://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears-5LBS/dp/B00CMS97YS

lol amazon has them.....

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https://www.amazon.com/Count-SWEDISH-Chewy-Individually-Wrapped/dp/B004KAT9HQ/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=swedish%2Bfish&qid=1562633950&s=gateway&sr=8-3&th=1

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

The reviews are amazing.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=sr_1_4?crid=3AJ7YJ0LXPL3V&keywords=gummy+bears+sugar+free&qid=1568927296&s=gateway&sprefix=gummy+bears+s%2Caps%2C341&sr=8-4

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The amazon reviews are interesting.

You'll be happy to hear about this then:
http://www.amazon.com/Starburst-Fave-Reds-14-Ounce-Bags/dp/B0041285XC

He just has to switch to Sugar Free Gummy Bears...

https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/dp/B00CMS97YS/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=sugar+free+gummy+bears&qid=1571770656&sr=8-7

If they are sugar free than who needs fiber?

Amazon is your friend.

I received one as a gift. If it tasted like a Haribo gummy bear, it would be amazeballs. Unfortunately it tastes like ass; it's too chewy and there's not enough good flavor.

5 lbs of Haribo gummy bears, that's what you should get.

I like them a lot. You might as well just buy this, though. It'll take you a few months to go through it so watch out if you live in a moist climate.

may god have mercy on your colon

Sugar Free Gummy Bear. Hear that boys!

1. Thanks /u/captivatingbleu for all that you do.
   
   
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Today I read a review on Amazon for a 5 pound bag of an incredibly powerful diuretic posted by a family member of a person with a colostomy bag who ate some, and it was less disgusting than Kevin Andrew's utterance.

Here is the review for comparison.

Mother-in-law is diabetic and has a colostomy bag. We're always careful to get her sugar-free candy when her sweet tooth starts acting up. Up until now, we've had great luck......up until now. We got her this bag of gummy bears for her to snack on. She tried a few and really liked them. Unfortunately, I hadn't read the reviews on this product, so didn't think she needed to pace herself. Boy, were we wrong! It only took a couple of hours, and she started screaming bloody murder. We walked in, only to see her colostomy bag completely full. So full, in fact, that you could thump it and it sounded like a melon. We tried to pinch off the tube so that we could quickly change the bag. The contents of her stomach were so watery that no amount of "pinch" would stop it. We quickly helped her into the bathroom, hoping we could disconnect the tube, and aim straight for the toilet. When we did, it was like a freakin', brown geyser from Hell!! Covered in watery fecal matter, we capped it off as fast as we could, only to have the bag immediately fill back up. We didn't know what else to do, so we put her in the shower. My wife tried to help her out of her clothes, but the bag kept expanding. We heard this stretching, gutteral sound of the bag expanding, when we closed the shower door, and yelled, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, MA!!", then proceeded to slam the bathroom door shut, and ran. Over her screaming, we finally heard an explosion. What can only be described as a "fecal Hiroshima" was all we saw when we opened the door. Ma-in-law had collapsed and passed out in the shower floor, covered in her own watery excrement. It was all over the shower walls and ceiling, and had easily ricocheted off the ceiling into the bathroom area. We called 911 for assistance. When they arrived and assessed the situation, it was like a scene out of "Outbreak". They hung a massive plastic sheet that covered the entire exterior of the house. People in hazmat suits were coming in and out. I even saw some of them vomiting. One of the tougher guys came out and told us that he'd never seen anything like it, even during 3 tours in 'Nam. He then cried like a baby.

I'm just glad we tried these on the mother-in-law before anyone else got hurt. While she was in the hospital recovering, I took her some flowers and a card that read, "Get well soon!" And then added, "And thanks for taking one for the team!" She hasn't spoken to me since.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt_lft?pageNumber=1&filterByStar=positive

See here:
https://www.amazon.com/Sugar-Gummy-Bears-Albanese-Confectionery/product-reviews/B00CMS97YS

And here

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Sugar-Free-Flavor/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

For some of the funniest shit to ever grace Amazon reviews

If you are into 5 pound bags of candy, might I suggest the best gummy bears in the entire world. 12 fucking flavors and none of them suck. even the orange is good. and you get two 5 pound bags for $23

these look yummy

The amazon reviews on those things are hilarious.

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Assorted-Flavors-Gluten/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_cr_dp_d_show_all_btm?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews

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Thank you so much for the contest!!!

Thanks for the contest!!

Taylor Swift and a goat

Pikachu

Justin Timberlake

Foreign land It's Mars!

Helium walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bertender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve noble gases here." He didn't react. Bonus picture joke

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These would be fun to do with the kids munchies

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Assorted-Gummi-Bears-Sugar/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=pd_sim_sbs_325_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=51KzMTcIm2L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR108%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=9PGDJDETDME61DATTJT6

Amazon.com to the rescue. The reviews, I think, say it all.

Sugar Free Gummy Bears.

Albanese Candy, Sugar Free Assorted Fruit Gummi Bears, 5-pound Bag https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DE4GWWY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_mJ1XCbC08BXTJ

He probably just ate a bag of sugar free gummy bears.

I'd buy you some more Diet Pepsi... clearly!

these are around 5 with shipping

He could just save himself the effort and buy the giant gummy bear and put that in a pillowcase.

Suffer

Enjoy.

I...kept all my baby teeth. Besides the one I swallowed >_<

Yummy candy

gummy bear

Thanks for the contest!

Trader Joe's has 1 lb bars! And they're only $5, and pretty good. Also, you're screwed when your kid discovers these.

My DD is 10 and i got her a popin cookin candy kit seen here as an extra for her birthday and she flipped for it, im going to get another for christmas. I do cutesy earings also https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076QG1RFN/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_hre0DbJT5AERD)
Bookmarks, stickers, pop keychains

Or Reagan’s Favorite when he bottomed to Nancy.

Yes! Haribo. I couldn't remember the name. :P. I found this monster the other day.

Probably not embarrassing, but the sheer amount of Funko Pop figures I want. There's probably 20-50 in there... I also want a ride-on inflatable swan for my pool. But what I really want is one of those [Japanese candy making kits.] (http://www.amazon.com/Kawaii-Popin-Cookin-Make-Bento/dp/B004N8S36S/ref=sr_1_24?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1372366882&sr=1-24&keywords=japanese+kit+kat)

My first time reading about these.. well worth it I'm in stitches here laughing about it. Not sure if this is the same product but the other links I looked at are the same

https://www.amazon.com/Albanese-Candy-Sugar-Assorted-5-pound/product-reviews/B00DE4GWWY

Maybe these I personally think they sound good

crud, you said prime, brb

Good. Here you go.

Could've saved you some time....

http://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bear-Pounds-Flavored/dp/B00315HJ8C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1343576078&sr=8-1&keywords=giant+gummy+bear