Thanks Smakin', I'm also a new-ish fan. I hadn't seen a pro hockey game in about twenty years, but last year I became a Minnesota Wild fan as a sort of self-help project focused on managing my own expectations. Here are a few things that "helped" me to quickly become an obsessive compulsive follower of the Minnesota Wild.

• Involvement: Check r/wildhockey at least once a day. I post a lot, but I also read every single post and comment (unless it's a twitter redirect). r/wildhockey has a Great mix of news, stats, and exactly the sort of low-brow humor that keeps me interested in stuff. I also check r/hockey every once in a while, but I think it can be safely ignored. I don't post there because every time I do, the mods chirp at me for breaking some weird-assed rule I could only have known about had I taken the time to read the rules.
  
• Investment and Commitment: Buy this spatula. Lot's of people have hats and shirts, but buying a team spatula obligates you in a way that other sports merch never can. Of course, buy hats and shirts too, but don't put bumper stickers on your car---Sheesh! What kind of fucking hillbilly ARE you?
  
• Community: Go to a hockey bar and ask them to put the Wild game on. This is hard for me because I live in South Texas where asking to put on a hockey game at a bar is like asking them to put the chess tournament on TV; they WILL, but you gotta tip well, early, and often.
  
• Indoctrination: Find friends and family members who know less about hockey than you do, then ask them to watch games with you. Show them your spatula. Buy them some fan merch targeted toward their personalities. They will ask you questions for which you will have to look up answers---always answer them. I converted our "family pit" into something like a dive sports-bar, and during most Wild games you'll find everybody (including the dog) decked out in jerseys, noshing on a cheese try, and screaming at the flat screen.
  
• Wisdom: Embrace disappointments (vodka) and celebrate victories (bourbon).
  
• Attendance: Go to or watch every game you can, and be sure to watch other games with rival teams every once in a while, especially when it's likely they will lose. (schadenboner)
  
• Rivalry Cultivation: I started this spreadsheet (here is the archive) to understand how the regular season worked, but early on, I started making little notes about rival teams. There is a surprising amount of controversy surrounding what exactly constitutes a rival, so the column on the left of the S/S shows a mix of the accepted cannon (flame icons), along with few personal grudges (Just Real Dicks)
  
• Personality Integration: Everybody is different. People tell me I'm extra different---you can probably deduce a few things about me from the above. Look deeply into Lake You, and try to align your hockey habits with your existing character assets and, most importantly, with your character defects. Sure, there are some character flaws you probably don't want to reinforce or aggravate, but if you can align your efforts with a few mild peccadilloes like good-natured malevolence or recreational alcoholism you stand a much better chance of fully integrating hockey into your daily life and submersing yourself into following the Minnesota Wild at a sustainable level.
  
  Let's Go Wild!

Sure thing! My Giftee had a lot of information for me to work with, so I knew their hobbies and likes instantly! I got lucky this year and got someone who filled out every area of their profile, and also gave me a lot of info on their likes/dislikes section.

I decided to focus on one of those likes that they had, since it also allowed me to connect the gift(s) to their other likes. For example: let's say someone loved collecting flags, but also liked AC-DC music, The New York Mets, and Harry Potter. I would focus on that flag collecting hobby and could get them these three flag/banners based on all of their likes:

• ACDC Flag
  
  
• New York Mets Flag
  
  
• Harry Potter Banner
  
  BOOM, easy gift researched and shipped (this is just an example).

If your uncle's a drinker, try a set of pint glasses or a couple of shot glasses.

If he's not much of a drinker (or already has the stuff!) you could go with a blanket or possibly a flag.

You said that you didn't want to do clothes, but if hats are ok, there are a ton of hats at the [Blues Online Store.] (http://www.shop.nhl.com) I personally like the knit caps (especially retro ones like this) but if you're including hats in the clothes group, disregard this section.

There's tons of Blues stuff on Amazon or the NHL Shop, so you'll have to shop around a bit, but hopefully this input from a fan helps!

I say that this relates to squeaky hammers, because it would be fun to smack him in the head with one when they lose!!!!

I swear to puppies I'm going to throw a psychotic fit.

LOL thanks...hammers are awesome!

Thanks for the contest! Have a great day!

Oh, I love this! (I'll look for baby stuff tonight.)

• 1. Okay I couldn't help it - I started looking now. Every baby needs a funny pacifier. This one sold me as soon as I saw image 5 of 8 in the customer posted photos
     
     
• 2. Wanna start saving for baby's college?
     
     
• 3. I love these types of things for kids. I mean they're kids! They can't read that shit!
     
     
• 4. When the little one is big enough to crawl around but you just want to take a shower or do the dishes this is your savior. Any kind of stationary baby jail works but babies love to bounce and these keep them giggling for hours.
     
     
• I'll say May 28th is your due date

lol! Seriously thank you for that laugh this morning.
https://www.amazon.com/Foxfarm-FX14000-Ocean-Forest-Naturals/dp/B007C9QKCO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1465574578&sr=8-2&keywords=fox+farms

I only covered the top with sand because im experiencing a small fungus gnat issue atm (I have about 7 different carnivorous plants in there so it isn't that big of a problem). This is the light im using. I have 2 of the hanging directly above it. about 2-3 ft away from the top of the plant

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B014ZZLP8G/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Not much fertilizing as it is still fairly young and I didnt know I should be. I did just repot it though so the soil should have some good nutri's (Nutrients) in there or so I would imagine. I water when ever my meter says its dry deep in the soil. (didnt trust the minger method for my first time around.) Yes there are holes in the bottoms of all my containers... im not that noob I did read before i got started lol air temp in the room fluctuates from 74-80. (Im in Las Vegas) but I have a fan in the room if it gets to muggy and I got lucky and my home had an a/c vent in the closet they are in already. Also humidity in that room is usually high to medium even in this dry heat with some things i do.

Yo Raider Fans:

What's better than having this hanging in your front yard? How about telling your Raider Bros that a Bronco Fan bought it for you? Raiders win, I'll send you that Raider flag. If the Broncos win (haha, I had to force myself to write 'If') WHEN the Broncos win, you send me this.

Any takers?

Item which would most make you seem like an old posh Englishman from the Office Space list

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Thanks for the contest, guys!!

Right on man CO born and raised! The UC flag was 3ft by 5ft I believe. This was the flag pole I got. Can't say enough about the quality. This one is 17ft with the 3' x 5' UC flag and a 1-1/2' x 3' CO flag. Both flags are very light material. I duck taped every section to the fitting so it wouldn't collapse on its own. This pole stayed up in a monsoon! 30mph winds and sideways rain last year! Until the canopy it was attached to collapsed anyway haha. You could go 20ft but it may be too much. I think a heavier cloth flag would be too much as well. Good pole though. CO represent! The clips that come on the pole are strong too. Here is where I put the tape if you can see it. Everywhere you tighten each section. http://i.imgur.com/yjar0GW.jpg

Haha that's my dad as well. And me as well but that's the best way to describe him lol. You can get them online.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AKIC8AW/ref=asc_df_B00AKIC8AW5089051/?tag=hyprod-20&creative=394997&creativeASIN=B00AKIC8AW&linkCode=df0&hvadid=198091107028&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15360257368781274261&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9028035&hvtargid=pla-320475128785

Looking for an Eagles fan to do a flag bet. When the Giants win you can buy me this. If by some accident the Eagles win I'll buy you this atrocity or something similar.

In addition the bet will include a compliment bet where every comment on r/NFL and teams subs compliment the opposing team/players however you choose.

My wishlist is very Home Sweet Home friendly! Thanks for the contest!

Home Sweet Home

I have never had a sports flag of any of my favorite teams and I would love to have a Sounders FC flag. Hope you like soccer.

http://www.amazon.com/MLS-Seattle-Sounders-foot-Flag/dp/B003ZLD12K/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1319082752&sr=8-1

Thanks for your insights. I've changed tack quite a bit about the structure. I found a pretty simple deep water setup that looks very doable: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxVHS9o5yDA

As far as lights go...Whew, it's surprising how expensive the options out there are. I'm very limited with respect to that. Would it work to just get one of these? http://www.amazon.com/Efficient-TaoTronics-Lights-Growing-Garden/dp/B014ZZLP8G/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1456898476&sr=8-7&keywords=hydroponic+grow+light Maybe supplement with a regular old CFL or two if necessary?

This is the one im using, pretty good quality and not to big can fit in your luggage bag if youre flying. Having it able to fit it in my luggage and a compact size is what i was mainly looking for

This is what I got from amazon. Worked very well. The flagpole towards the bottom locks very well but not quite as well at the top. I just put a little duct tape around each extension point and it worked great all weekend long. The 20 foot height made our flag visible from real far away.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OWNMRM?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o06_s00

i started with two of these and then bit the bullet and bought this guy. worth it. the little ones are fine for a couple of plants but the rectangular one is SO bright (PS- do NOT look at those when you're plugging in the light) that you can have one several feet above your couple hundred seedlings and it's fine.

Not sure if this will help but I'll chime in with my experience. I went to home depot and purchased regular old LED bulbs (5500k) daylight. I also got one of these: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014ZZLP8G/ref=sr_ph?ie=UTF8&qid=1465930547&sr=1&keywords=taotronics+led. I hung em using standard clip aluminum hoods. I grew everything from seed using this set up (3 of the LED daylight bulbs) and that LED growlight. Basil, Parsley, Coriander, Nasturtium flowers, Tomatoes, Cucumbers and peppers. Now, I'll say, that the lights were perfectly fine to grow everything, but once the plants were big enough, I would transplant outside or place in my sun room with sound facing window.

Thanks for the detailed feedback!

Have you ever tried using a grow light to supplement the natural light you do get?

Something like this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014ZZLP8G/ref=sr_ph_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1485978136&sr=sr-1&keywords=grow+light

I use a 350 watt VIPARSPECTRA for my Schefflera "luseane", and it is too much... i have to put it on a timer that is on for an hour off for an hour, or else it burns it.

For my other tropicals i use two of these: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01HQ35ULC because the light throws the light pretty wide, you really gotta put these right on top of your plants.

and one of these:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B014ZZLP8G
Throws a much narrower (and brighter) beam, but it is purple/pink and makes my house look like a strip club from the street. It is the reason I ended up getting the other two above... they produce a much whiter light. But it is effective. Got crazy growth out of my fukien tea during winter with it.

No more tropicals for me...

This one from Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OWM2BY/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Wasn't too tall so it didn't hit any of the decorations that are above (e.g. while walking on/off Rainbow Road there are lights that could easily get tangled up). If you hold it up high, you'll be able to see it in the live streams. But it's not so high that you're getting in the way of others when you set it down since it's as tall as you are basically.

When we walked in, I had the telescoping part all the way down and the flag folded up so it could simply be patted by security. Much easier than having it in full-mast and them question anything.

Pro-Tip for future flagbearers:

Get yourself one of [these] (https://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-Go-20-Foot/dp/B000OWM2BE?th=1&psc=1)

and if you feel like planting it, combine it with one of these [bad boys] (https://www.amazon.com/Yosoo-Umbrella-Anchor-Holder-Fishing/dp/B077M76HWL/ref=sr_1_20?ie=UTF8&qid=1540011466&sr=8-20&keywords=flagpole+ground+spike)

Have used this set-up for multiple music festivals and is convenient to carry, easy to setup

Portable power pack like this one I bought last year

At about 60 bucks, its a steal. Only weighs about 2 pounds, is a little bigger than a standard TV remote, and it's a whopping 22400mAh. To put in perspective, a full iPhone battery is about 1900mAh. We had a group of 5 last year, and all topped up our phones batteries each day, charged our GoPros and digital cameras, one iPad, and portable speakers starting from Thursday, and still had about 10-15% juice left by Sunday.

Flagpoles like this one are also great for beautifying your spot and making it easy to find. This is the one I bought 2 years ago, and it's held up, but I didn't extend it fully last year due to high winds. It's not too expensive, so it could be worth your while.

Grab yourself one of these. I ordered one last year and it's perfect. Super lightweight, sturdy, all that good shit. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWKELO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_UeuSAbY20H9W3

Well, at least most of #3 is reusable from season to season. I'm in close to $400 on my tailgate gear, but I've put it together over several seasons. It's not too bad, you get a

• Coleman Roadtrip XLE - $125 plus tax
  
• Cosco folding table - $38 plus tax
  
• Cooler - $30-40 for something decent by coleman or rubbermaid, $50 wth wheels
  
• Flagpole - $35 plus another $30-50 for flags - it's a must so you can find your car more easily
  
• Canopy - $80, I've been using this model for 4 years now with no issues.
  
• Collapsible chairs, various utensils, canopy weights, containers, etc. that are essentially tailgate-only, maybe occasionally used for camping
  
  Now, food and beer is another story - for 5 home games and a neutral site, I'd say we average $75-100 per game on refreshments. Craft beer costs money, and I only do frozen burgers and dogs 2 game per season; I usually barbecue a pork shoulder and ribs the other 3 and just reheat them on the grill top; the ribs add up quickly, and so do sides.
  
  Next additions are some tailgate games - I'd like to build cornhole boards or maybe ladder ball, but i might need to buy a pickup to fit all this stuff. We're already to the point that I use a hitch-mounted cargo carrier on the wife's SUV since we can only put the 3rd row of seats down with 2 kids in car seats and a stroller taking up space in the trunk.

Can't remember the brand but it's some sort of led grow light from amazon. It's just to get them started. Im building a stand for that light so I can get it closer to the plants.


Edit: found it. High Efficient 24w LED Grow Light, TaoTronics Plant Grow Lights E27 Growing Bulbs For Garden https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014ZZLP8G/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_.IIjxbQGHWC0W

I just got two of these and they're working really well. The plants are also turning a really pretty color.

I've read (I'll try to find where) that 6500k color temperature is great for growing succulents, but it doesn't promote flowering, you'd have to add in some with a lower color temperature, but the colored LED lights have the right colors for both growth and flowering. Some of the fancier/more expensive LED grow light even have a switch to control if you want the flowering lights on, the grow lights on, or both. Like this one.

Flagpole To Go Portable Flagpole Hide A Pole https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWM2BY/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_ratfvb1QG5NK4
I'm wondering if I need to wrap it in like a foam noodle or something. It's pretty solid and this is my first EDC so not sure if they will allow it.

I personally have never used either of these, but have had my eye on them since last year. I feel they would be perfect. (There are varieties of both also, shop around)

Campsite Flagpole

Handheld (collapsible) Flagpole

Edit: Formatting

1. University Customs makes pretty much all of the flags you're seeing on the subreddit lately.
   
   
2. Use something like this flag pole at your campsite.
   
   
3. Totems are sorta vague in their limitations. I used a telescoping pole similar to this, and got past security with no issue. Once inside I extended it out further so it was far above the crowd.

It's a little expensive but it's tough and their customer service was awesome when I had an issue.

https://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-Ultimate-Tailgaters-Package-Portable/dp/B000OWIFGA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1518970809&sr=8-3&keywords=flag+pole+to+go

My group bought this last year and worked perfectly, but it was also only $30 then. We just hammered PVC in the ground to secure it.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OWM2BE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I have this one and it works like a charm!

http://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-Go-20-Foot-Portable/dp/B000OWM2BE?ie=UTF8&psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00

bought last year and has been with me for 3 festivals now. works really well, taller than other poles, holds two flags, and collapses to fit in your car!

While not cheap we have been using this from amazon for years and its super sturdy:

https://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-Go-Ultimate-Tailgaters-Portable/dp/B000OWIFGA/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=flag+pole+to+go&qid=1574906907&sr=8-4

Just buy one. This one's $30 and works great.

I use this one from Amazon. Works just fine. I duct-taped it to our canopy for extra security.

Selfe-stick! hahaha

But for real,

/u/rayhoop has it:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWM2BY/ref=cm_sw_su_dp

As an alternative if you want to save a couple bucks and have a canopy this one without the base is a little cheaper and you can just zip tie it to the legs of the canopy.

I use this coupled with a tire mount. Never had any problems :)
Flagpole To Go 20-Foot Portable Flagpole https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWM2BE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_By2txbD7T2VKT

We made the PVC flag pole last year and the wind made it super droopy. This year we're going with this

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001IBHVJ8/ref=oh_details_o02_s02_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OWKELO/ref=oh_details_o02_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Here is the one I have, it is held up by your car tire! Very easy setup.

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OWNMRM/ref=psdcmw_13923601_t1_B000OWM2EQ

Used this at every festival for 3 years now.

Flagpole To Go 14-Foot Portable Flagpole https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWKELO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_exIjyb70N4XFF

You needa give it a little more sun bro and a little fertilizer wont hurt. Fuck it while your at it jump on amazon and get a little grow light. Here have a link
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B014ZZLP8G/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1464672174&sr=1-1&pi=SY200_QL40&dpPl=1&dpID=51th1OrJT-L&ref=plSrch

This one. I hope its enough...

This is what I just recently bought for forest and was recommended by several people here: http://amzn.com/B000OWNMRM

It's a telescoping flagpole with stand (you drive your car over it to keep it standing). It's for the campsite which I wasn't sure if that's what you were asking.

If you're looking for a flag pole for in the forest I think a telescoping lightbulb inserter for tall ceilings could easily be converted into something more portable.

Thank you! The light is ...
TaoTronics 24w Led Grow light Bulb, Grow Plant Light for Hydropoics Organic Mini Greenhouse (3 Bands) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014ZZLP8G/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_oGkYBbNVFHT33

Please don't bring your huge flags into the forest. Telescoping flag poles (like this one) are great for your campsite but leave them there.

To help you find your campsite

Flagpole-To-Go Portable Flagpole

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWM2BE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_yZX7CbNQMDR32

Flag poles To Go brand on amazon have lightweight ones that they can ship in a couple days. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OWKELO/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

This kind of tent, not a camping tent. But yeah we just leave stuff there and come back for it.

Found this one on amazon for $19 https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OWM2BY/ref=psdcmw_13923601_t3_B000OWKENC. Collapsible too!

Amazon. Flagpole-to-go. I got the 15’ one. Keep it short when you go in. Go here


Edit: Link

I found these on amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OWKENC/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1519397098&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=flagpole+to+go&dpPl=1&dpID=21mYY08fGCL&ref=plSrch

I believe they are using an extendable flag pole.
Here's an amazon link. You can find more by searching "Extendable Flag Pole"
Flagpole To Go 17-Foot Portable Flagpole

Search for a tailgate flagpole and base. You park your car tire on the base. Maybe cut a pool noodle to wrap around the bottom of the pole where it could slightly bump your ride. I use something like this.

https://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-Go-Ultimate-Tailgaters-Portable/dp/B000OWIFGA/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=2MDDYC3HDP2WQ&keywords=tailgate+flag+pole+and+base+kit&qid=1554427968&s=gateway&sprefix=tailagate+flag&sr=8-3

I amazon'd the thing for you.

I picked up a collapsible flag pole last year that I've used in a few stadiums (including TCF) without too much hassle.

17' and only 1lb. can hold 2 flags:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OWKENC/

Just put an order in for this bad boy

https://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-Go-17-Foot-Portable/dp/B000OWKENC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1465494846&sr=8-2&keywords=retractable+flag+pole

We use: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OWNMRM/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1527306045&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=flagpole%2Bto%2Bgo&dpPl=1&dpID=21DjBvruviL&ref=plSrch&th=1&psc=1

http://amzn.com/B000OWM2BY - You can even incorporate it into a costume (when it's retracted). It beats using a pool noddle or a long stick

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OWKELO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1525550730&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=flag+pole+to+go+15&dpPl=1&dpID=31bYhPlvAAL&ref=plSrch

I think it's this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Oakland-Raiders-Logo-Only-Grommetts/dp/B006UTFJF6/ref=sr_1_4?s=fan-shop&ie=UTF8&qid=1504236072&sr=1-4&keywords=raiders+flag

I think it's this one, but I don't remember it being quite so expensive...

https://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-To-Go-FP-21-21-Portable-Flagpole/dp/B000OWKENC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1525100618&sr=8-2&keywords=collapsible%2Bflag%2Bpole&th=1&psc=1

Flagpole-To-Go Portable Flagpole https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWKENC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_DBIQCbH6DTD5F

Try this one

Flagpole-To-Go Ultimate Tailgaters Package with 20' Portable Flagpole https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWNMRM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_4incBb61C0G8M

I believe what you're looking for is one of these:

Flagpole To Go 20-Foot Portable Flagpole https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWM2BE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apip_O8Pu8Sb17r7gm

I ordered this in 2013, and it's been working ever since.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OWKELO?cache=e4f0b92b4e6f3d791cb4acaeb4f0bcc0&pi=SY200_QL40&qid=1404768754&sr=8-1#ref=mp_s_a_1_1

Just order one of these puppies -
Flagpole-To-Go Portable Flagpole https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWKENC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Mw.FDbJPJ6XPP

Here.

i found this > https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OWKELO/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o08_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I didn't make a totem, but I had a 14' Portable Flagpole at my campsite.

This is what you're looking for https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWKENC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awd_1mHUwbF88NAGC

https://imgur.com/c3dQHAr

Flagpole To Go Ultimate Tailgaters Package With 20-Foot Portable Flagpole https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OWNMRM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_yqmKAbCDYV9Q7

Not sure if that’s the cheapest, but I’ve used the similar set up for multiple feats, camping etc.

I got this: http://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-To-Go-14-Foot-Portable/dp/B000OWKELO

EDIT: When they say no metal poles this will still be allowed right? It's lightweight aluminum, but the whole thing is barely a pound.

Nah dude, check this out!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OWKELO/ref=psdcmw_13923601_t1_B000OWM2BY

I had considered this one:

https://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-To-Go-FPFTG18-Portable-Flagpole/dp/B000OWKENC

One review said he used it at tomorrowland and it worked great, so seems like a really tall pole. The problem will be with Gorge security saying NO METAL POLES even though this kind of telescoping pole is specifically allowed - but try proving that to the asshole with tiny tyrant syndrome denying your way in!

I have this one, the whole thing is ridiculously lightweight and it collapses. It also has rubber stoppers on the ends. No problems at other fests, hope they allow it

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B000OWKELO?pc_redir=1411189595&robot_redir=1

Zero problems. Bought this one in 2011, and it has been used every burn since! We zip tie it to a conduit shade pole and run a 4x3' flag on it. It collapses down into something you can throw in your luggage.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000OWKELO/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I bought this one: http://www.amazon.com/Flagpole-Ultimate-Tailgaters-Package-Portable/dp/B000OWNMRM

Cost $65 and then it was snapped in half when the little storm came and none of my neighbors stuff was staked down. Their sleeping tent and canopy tent wrapped around my entire car, it scratch and dented the fuck out of the car and broke my flag pole. They found this funny and didn't even help untangle all their shit from our shit. I'm still a little bitter in case you can't tell

As far as that flag pole I had it for 2 years, it works really really well, it stood up to all sorts of storms and high wind, was really well made as well. It goes under the tire of your car to keep the base of it in place. I think it held up well, it just couldn't withstand all of my neighbors possessions smashing in to it at a high velocity.