Reddit mentions of Go the F**k to Sleep

That cannot be unintentional.

Edit: I realize that its probably a similar type of book to this. In other words, not actually for kids.

Passive Aggressive Panda, eh? I can work with that.

For that matter, it doesn't need to necessarily be a children's book, that's just a style. Plenty of coffee-table books that are meant as comedy.

It's one of the sequels. Comes from the same author as Go the F**k To Sleep.

> Your reading time will consist of Goodnight Moon

Go The Fuck To Sleep.

http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

The only book you'll ever need to read to your child.

Just one book. Go the Fuck to Sleep

Many replies here dismissing sleep deprivation because you think you can just "get by".

You can just "get by" with smoking too. With a shortened lifespan.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/307334.php

> Although occasional sleep interruptions are generally no more than a nuisance, ongoing lack of sleep can lead to excessive daytime sleepiness, emotional difficulties, poor job performance, obesity and a lowered perception of quality of life.

> Sleep loss alters normal functioning of attention and disrupts the ability to focus on environmental sensory input

> Lack of sleep has been implicated as playing a significant role in tragic accidents involving airplanes, ships, trains, automobiles and nuclear power plants

> Children and young adults are most vulnerable to the negative effects of sleep deprivation

> Sleep deprivation can be a symptom of an undiagnosed sleep disorder or other medical problem

> When you fail to get your required amount of sufficient sleep, you start to accumulate a sleep debt.



> Sleep deprivation can negatively affect a range of systems in the body.
It can have the following impact:

> Not getting enough sleep prevents the body from strengthening the immune system and producing more cytokines to fight infection. This can mean a person can take longer to recover from illness as well as having an increased risk of chronic illness.

> Sleep deprivation can also result in an increased risk of new and advanced respiratory diseases.

> A lack of sleep can affect body weight. Two hormones in the body, leptin and ghrelin, control feelings of hunger and satiety, or fullness. The levels of these hormones are affected by sleep. Sleep deprivation also causes the release of insulin, which leads to increased fat storage and a higher risk of type 2 diabetes.

> Sleep helps the heart vessels to heal and rebuild as well as affecting processes that maintain blood pressure and sugar levels as well as inflammation control. Not sleeping enough increases the risk of cardiovascular disease.

> Insufficient sleep can affect hormone production, including growth hormones and testosterone in men.

I've lived almost all my life with constant sleep issues and chronic sleep deprivation/massive sleep debt. Don't do it. Don't condition your body to think it's fine because you only feel a little like crap.

Get off your computer.

Get off your phone.

Go the f*ck to sleep.



Also, PSA about a lesser known sleep disorder:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_sleep_phase_disorder

> Delayed sleep phase disorder (DSPD), more often known as delayed sleep phase syndrome and also as delayed sleep–wake phase disorder, is a chronic dysregulation of a person's circadian rhythm (biological clock), compared to those of the general population and societal norms. The disorder affects the timing of sleep, peak period of alertness, the core body temperature rhythm, and hormonal and other daily cycles. People with DSPD generally fall asleep some hours after midnight and have difficulty waking up in the morning.[1] People with DSPD probably have a circadian period significantly longer than 24 hours.[2] Depending on the severity, the symptoms can be managed to a greater or lesser degree, but no cure is known, and research suggests a genetic origin for the disorder.

Are you a night owl? You might have this.

Here's something to help you, OP

That's actually a pretty good idea. Something along the lines of Go the F**k to Sleep http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X where Cinderella ends up a single mother working at McDonald's and living off food stamps.

Try giving young adult and children's books a read.

They're highly under-rated. There's a reason why the Harry Potter series is so well loved by BOTH children and adults.

In addition, if you have a little one, you both can read together and share some great memories.

To start off I highly suggest, "Go the Fuck to Sleep" by Admas Mansbach.

Or, if you're too lazy to read to your child you can always put the Samuel L. Jackson audio book on repeat.

I foresee such good memories and bonding ahead for you and the kids!

I do that too and then get so little sleep!

Also have you read the book? Go the fuck to sleep Also read by Samuel Jackson here

You have to put this in it

"Go the F**k to Sleep"

Maybe burn a CD and make it an audio read-along for them.

Link for the lazy

Serious answer: https://www.harpercollins.com/9780062457714/the-subtle-art-of-not-giving-a-fck

Joke answer: https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

MISTERY ANSWER: https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI

https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

May I perhaps interest you in a reading of my favorite bed time book?

http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

I have previous experience reading this master piece to women with my soothing voice.

Nah this one https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

Oh it is not blurred it is part of the art lol

Read them this.

http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

Bedime 3: Go the fuck to sleep

Go The F**k to Sleep

How about:
https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

Well, I'm not sure if this one qualifies.

So if it doesn't, I'll do this one

Either one, both are great and I plan to use for baby sitting gigs.

Perhaps a bedtime story?

Yep. What he said.

I'm reminded of this.

Highly recommend this book.

Just kidding.

I'd probably try The Berenstain Bears Show Some Respect
http://www.amazon.com/Berenstain-Bears-Respect-Living-Lights/dp/0310720869

Obviously not for the 17 yr old. A book isn't going to help that one.

For the doubtful/lazy: https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

Read this. Quickly. http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

It's been done already. :(
http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X#

As requested.