A different perspective: if you like wearing shorts but you also need protection for your legs, there are good options for individual problems:

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SUN:

If you are just worried about sun protection, get some cheep cotton pajamas, bar non the best, most comfortable sun protection. Just dont expect these to provide warmth or dry fast. Also slow drying cotton is great for getting wet at a water source to keep you cool for you next miles.

Sun Protection in the Desert: https://www.amazon.com/CYZ-Womens-Cotton-Pajama-Pants-VoileSilverStripe-L/dp/B076F8TMRD/ref=sr_1_15?dchild=1&keywords=pajama+bottoms+cotton&psc=1&qid=1571767226&sr=8-15 $12.00

WIND:

https://www.amazon.com/Body-Wrappers-Ripstop-Pants-Black/dp/B0002UR7SQ/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=dance+pants+nylon&psc=1&qid=1571767509&sr=8-1 $18.00

Enlightened Equipment and Montbell make good ones too.

COLD:

Leggings/tights/long underwear. Pretty self explanatory, many many brands available.

https://www.amazon.com/Cuddl-Duds-ClimateRight-Underwear-Leggings/dp/B077T671HN $25.00

If your worried about scratchies / are doing a decent amount of bushwacking then your going to want some hiking pants like the author listed.

Doctor Penfield, I smell burnt toast!

I would love these, penguins may not be Canadian, but they can handle the Canadian cold better than I can

What makes me uniquely Canadian? My over the top politeness, friendliness and compassion? Naw, that can't be it! My love if beer, bacon and poutine? Maybe. The fact that born and raised in French Canada, I am still and always will be Canadian, not Quebecoise!

Thanks for the contest :-)

Yay! I was hoping to add something lighthearted to the shit bull trash lol

WD-Amour Women's Comfy Stretch Floral Print Drawstring Palazzo Wide Leg Lounge Pants(M,Blue) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07BHM5H9Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_icI5CbJYF9EHJ

I got my usual medium and omg they are the greatest pants I've ever owned. Super clowny, but SO comfy.

This is really cool
Infuser Water Bottle 28 ounce - Made with TRITAN Copolyester - PLUS Recipe eBOOK INCLUDED - Twist Cap Style Drinking Cup https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00L1WQFKU/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_onObvb1R01183

Because she like friends
ICUP Friends Central Perk Ceramic Mug https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CAN0O2E/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_4pObvb1263YC5

Hatley "Ruff Night" (Dogs) Cotton Jersey Pants/PJ Bottoms (Extra Large) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007FDMOOU/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_mxObvb1ZW7W2G

Get her ingredients to make her own bath bombs!

Edit: you should totally make her birthday card say "You're My Lobster"

In addition to the dermaplast the hospital gave me, I loved the Earth Mama Angel Baby "new mama bottom spray". Awful name but it was so refreshing and I really think helped contribute to a pretty speedy healing process.

https://www.amazon.com/Mama-Bottom-Earth-Angel-Baby/dp/B0090YQYMK

I'd also add maybe soft lounge pants. I found some off Amazon that were cheap and comfy (a little thin but not bad). Nice to have when you're sore and don't want to put on real pants or tighter yoga pants

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00KOIEMXY/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1494577440&sr=1-3&pi=SL180_SX113_CR0,0,113,180_QL70


And I liked these nursing bras

https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Seamless-Nursing-Bralette-Extenders/dp/B01C6M6E04

Oh, rats. You are right. I think of the whole camping trips and things associated with them as wants because I love it so much. I can see that it doesn't fit. How about:

THIS is my ridiculous want. Sure, I don't need Paul Frank shorts. But I do want them.

Orange julius jammies

Aw yiss, delicious!

Almost 6 weeks out over here and all I wear are these sweatpants. They are so comfy and actually look nice!

Sexymee Women's High Waist Casual Floral Print Drawstring Wide Leg Pants,Black,Small https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0776XBDSM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_E2ESCbP6CMHDR

Loose sleep shorts!

https://www.amazon.com/Casual-Nights-Womens-Cotton-Lounge/dp/B071H941N2

They're the best!

Pajamas all day, you say? Like this? Every Wednesday morning

Looks like op's are sold out. Here's these though https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B075DJZDYR/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1511149354&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=jack+skellington+pajama+pants&dpPl=1&dpID=517heWQbdLL&ref=plSrch

Tank tops, pajama pants, nursing bras, cheap comfy undies. This has been my mommy uniform for weeks. If I'm leaving the house, I'll put on a t-shirt and jeggings, or a dress.

That's amazing! Thanks for the tip.

Here's some from Amazon.

You could do a harness over a black bra and then a loose black v-neck shirt and shorts.

[edit] or a short robe instead of a shirt