Reddit mentions of Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

I'm more of a "Ass Goblins of Auschwitz" kind of fan.

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz - It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.

In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

>"It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.

>In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

>While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

>Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered."

Bizarro Fiction is hilariously awesome. Ass Goblins was an alright story IMO. Other books in this particular genre include:

• Please Do Not Shoot Me In The Face
  
  
• I Am Genghis Cum
  
  
• The Morbidly Obese Ninja
  
  
• The Cannibal's Guide to Ethical Living
  
  
• The Faggiest Vampire
  
  
• Super Fetus
  
  
• Shatnerquake
  
  
• Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere
  
  
• Rico Slade Will Fucking Kill You
  
  and so much more. more info
  
  EDIT: Spacing

If that happened in a class I was in I honestly would not have had a second thought about it. That is some pretty normal college private reading, and at least one person in there would also enjoy that book. If you are close to anyone in that class they may poke fun at it, but as long as nothing continued to draw attention to it they will forget about it.

Could have been worse.. It was no Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.

Also next to my first edition copy of the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.

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It's almost as good as Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere

but not as good as the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.

It's real... wow. Goodreads / Amazon

I need to read this book.

my recommendation

I’d recommend checking out this classic

are you just ignoring the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

Holy shit, it's a real book D:

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

And there's more WTF to be had in the related books section

Go ahead, skim the first three chapters...

Apparently, it's a thing.

It is 1000% serious. Just like this harrowing novel.

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That'd be THAUM!, which I've posted about a few times... It's not quite in the sky-shark category, but it's up there. It's urban fantasy, and important elements of the story include garden gnomes waking up from their slumber to turn all of life into porcelain, Hell getting new management and becoming like an infernal Las Vegas, knights driving around in cars with the souls of warhorses, a radio host choking to death on air and being condemned to haunt the aether, the tentacled Elder Evils discovering they're living inside a story, and Satan accidentally conceiving the Antichrist on a drunken one-night stand.

There are still rules, of course. I'm not willing to go more chaotic than this: where the rules of narration break down, so does every interesting thing in the story. If you really crave the crazy, I recommend you read Ass Goblins of Auschwitz, though at the same time I'd urge you never to touch that book.

Link for those who don't mind tainting their Amazon search history. The "Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought" section is well worth a look too.

Dude, the very top result when you search "bullshit" contains the word in the title. Plus, there's this fine gem which means Amazon doesn't care much about vulgarity in titles.

Edit: gotta give a shoutout to another of my favorite absurd titles: click if ye dare

Just to add to u/autophobe2e 's excellent description. Check out the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by Cameron Pierce, even the title gives you a rough idea of what the genre is like, it's not for the faint of heart but if you have a peculiar (some may say sick) sense of humour you will love bizarro fiction.

https://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

It reminds me a bit of this, which can be found free in pdf form extremely easily, which I did through no fault of my own. I don't know who found it, but it wasn't me. I wasn't even in the room, and also I can't read or write. I only know how to type one paragraph.

I came across a screenshot of it on 4chan one day, and out of disbelief looked it up... And yes, Ass Goblins of Auschwitz is a real book. It's fucking weird.

From Amazon:
It's Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.

In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1405476751&sr=8-1&keywords=ass+goblins

Lend me your ears as I weave for you the tale of the Ass goblins from Aushwitz http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1933929936?pc_redir=1408593891&robot_redir=1

Read him the Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

Maybe this?

Or some literature!

The Hater trilogy... Book 1, Book 2, and Book 3. This trilogy is amazing. It's about a sixth sense that about half the world's population has, it causes a world wide war. It has great imagery (but it's very gory). If you're into post apocalyptic survival stories, this is for you! The whole series is out now, but when I first started reading it I had to wait for each book to come out...gaaahh it was killing me!

Also, for shits and giggles, Ass Goblins of Auschwitz. I've never read it, but I read the description, and now it is my life goal to read it haha!! Seriously though, read the description...

Thanks for the contest!!

Fucking Ass goblins

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz. For real...

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Here is the mobile version of your link

Another good one!

Well... there's Ass Goblins of Auschwitz : http://www.amazon.ca/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

this

So apparently there are many other good reads.

Sex sells. You know? The books feel like some cross between a Troma film fan fiction.

In fact, Bizarro Central describes Bizarro as:

• Franz Kafka meets John Waters
  
• Dr. Suess of the post-apocalypse
  
• Takashi Miike meets William S. Burroughs
  
• Alice in Wonderland for adults
  
• Japanese animation directed by David Lynch
  
  Other great Bizarro authors include Jeff Burk, Mykle Hansen, and Cameron Pierce.
  
  It's really fun stuff, in the way that art house films and dropping acid are really fun stuff.

I'll just leave you with these...

i always thought this book looked interesting https://www.amazon.com/dp/1933929936 never read it though

Name- Cassidy Okuda

Age- 16

Allegiance- Undecided but probably Defenders, eventually

Main Power- "Shadow"/Dark Energy Manipulation*

Minor Power- Unconsciously exudes a mild terror pheromone, just enough to amplify already agitated peoples' fear. For example, he's part of a team doing a breaking and entering stealth mission of some sort. There's a guard that's already incredibly nervous about guarding, I don't know, Jesus' left testicle or something, Cas' pheromones would just sort of push him over the edge to where somebody popping up and going "boo." in a monotone would make him faint. Meanwhile, the other guards who're all hardened war criminals wouldn't be affected at all.

Weakness(es)/Power Drawbacks- ^^^I ^^^think ^^^I ^^^can ^^^spin ^^^this ^^^to ^^^be ^^^both ^^^at ^^^once. Actually using his main power for more than few seconds at a time causes horrific hallucinations that can start anywhere between instantly and days later and can last from seconds to hours. Sometimes causes "precognitive" visions ^^^that ^^^are ^^^occasionally ^^^forced ^^^on ^^^anyone ^^^he ^^^uses ^^^his ^^^powers ^^^on. The difference between the two is the "visions" basically force a third person/out of body experience where the experiencer for lack of a better word more or less views a Superjail-ish massacre/apocalypse/whatever.

He's still willing to use his powers (pfft sanity, who needs, mirite?), this just sort of relegates him to a support character- drag off/aggro one enemy at a time, temporary cloaks, stuff like that. I'd like to eventually have him be able to turn this on other people (like what Raven did to Doctor Light in the old Teen Titans show; less tentacles, more badass Sith-styled hands-over-the-throat-while-darkness-slowly-covers-the-face) but at the cost of taxing his mind more. Basically, regardless of any upgrades he might get later, using his powers in any capacity will eventually break him.

**Personality(?)- Since this is just a little blurb for a character submission and not a full on template (and Origin Story and all that good stuff is separate... the easiest way to start this comparing him to pre-Trigon trying to end the world Raven. Mostly "speak when spoken to" kind of quiet, measured, likes to keep to himself. He's not outwardly creepy or offputting, he doesn't actually go out of his way to avoid people, just... doesn't do much to encourage anyone to notice him, either. Spends most of his time reading and meditating (something he started doing to cope with the hallucinations and faux-visions), collecting horror memorabilia, stuff like that. It's actually not until you get to know him that he gets creepy, or worse still, you get a taste of his powers' kickback.

*As of starting, I'd like to leave it at shadows. It's really energy from a sort of "Negative Zone" dimnsion that's full of eldritch abominations and stuff. Would obviously need some help, but I'd like to explore the dimension and how Cas has access to it at some point.

*More often= quicker, etc. etc. Even with meditation and constant reminders that the horrible, horrible shit using his powers projects onto him... I'm talking like bizzarro fiction Ass Goblins of Auschwitz mixed with H.R. Geiger and Clive Barker. Stuff that would be a lot for anyone, let alone a 16 year old kid.

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Think I did that right. If/when he's approved I'll expound on it more, but my characters are usually the ones causing* the massacres, so it'll be nice to write someone he's not a violent mentally unstable bastard for a change ^^^two ^^^out ^^^of ^^^three.

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Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz has to be up there for most ridiculous book. But it is actually a pretty decent read.

Most ridiculous book I know of?

I'm going to have to go with Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

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Ass Goblins of Auschwitz

Here are some of my favourite from the thread
UnBEARable: A Russet Falls Novel |
Bear |
How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? |
The Erect Oak |
The Baby Jesus Butt Plug |
The Haunted Vagina |
De'nisha Diamond |
Ass Goblins of Auschwitz |
Master Nage's Guide to Training Consensual Slaves |
Cum For Bigfoot |
Amish Vampires in Space |
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes |
The Jewish-Japanese Sex & Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves |
The Day My Bum Went Psycho (Butt Trilogy #1)

Bwahahaha :D My evil plan has worked.

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I am fairly sure that this wins...

http://www.amazon.com/Ass-Goblins-Auschwitz-Cameron-Pierce/dp/1933929936

This book is what convinced me to pursue medicine

Its on Amazon

Personally, I prefer this