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Reddit mentions of Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Wet Wipes, 20 Count
Sentiment score: 4
Reddit mentions: 25
We found 25 Reddit mentions of Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Wet Wipes, 20 Count. Here are the top ones.
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- SHITTENS 20 COUNT GIVES YOU 2 INDIVIDUAL PACKS OF 10
- THE ULTIMATE WET WIPE: If there's one universal truth that we can all agree on, it’s this: no one wants poop on their hands. We’re the first mitten shaped wet wipes that protect your hands while cleaning posteriors.
- WHO NEEDS IT: Anyone who poops. Or is around poop. Additionally, anyone who has a small child, a fur baby, or a grandpa. Shittens are a lifesaver for elderly adults, for a shower-on-the-go (after the gym or on the “walk of shame”), and on that camping trip. How many times has your dog's "number two" been closer to a “number one and a half"? Enough is enough! When you REALLY need a Shitten, nothing else will do(o).
- WE’RE THE SH*T: Shittens are made in the USA, eco-friendly, hypoallergenic and fragrance-free. Feel good about using Shittens to wipe your babies, pets and adults. Everybutty loves a cool, clean Shitten!
- HOW TO: After using it, make a fist. With your other hand, grab the bottom edge of the Shitten on the back of your hand and pull it up & over, creating an inside out "Shitten Ball" for easy disposal. Like all wet wipes, Shittens shouldn’t be flushed down the toilet (and seriously, a Shitten Ball is FAR less gross in your trash can than a used square wet wipe).
Features:
Specs:
| Color | White |
| Number of items | 1 |
| Size | 20 Count (Pack of 1) |
I think my favorite solution was the Shittens. A product I didn't even know existed. I'd have to imagine they are also far less porous than socks...
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_R.EXCbCB1337H
The website is not active, but it is registered with the campaign creators name.
But I agree that it looks very much like a resale.
EDIT 1: These Alibaba or these [Amazon gloves called "Shittens Disposable Mitten"] (http://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S) look quite similar :D
EDIT 2: User question regarding the Shittens:
>Are these re-usable?
Answer: If you turn them inside out they are perfectly reusable for a second time wipe.
Hahaha...
The only thing that makes me angry is that by doing this, this tabloid of a gamer news site justified this guys investment by giving him a platform to spout a bunch of sexist hate. Lucina and Rosalina are slutty character designs? Are you KIDDING me?
People like this need to be allowed to waste away in obscurity, plain and simple. He may be causing fans some pain in the short term, but by buying so many so fast he's actually giving Nintendo more incentive to re-release these lines of amiibos down the road. Hell, this would probably be a great article to email to Nintendo for them to justify producing more stock. But giving him a platform to spout a bunch of hate was incredibly irresponsible, and thanking him and wishing him luck at the end just cemented this site's status as a garbage online tabloid in my eyes. So fuck this guy, and fuck this shitty "news site". End of story.
Edit: Haaahahaha, oh man. So I went ahead and called out the author of this rag on giving this douche a platform, and his response after just two messages is "Cry more please". So yeah, this is undeniably a clickbait article by a desperate blogger.
Edit 2: HOLY SHIT HE DELETED THE ARTICLE! Oh man this is too good.
So after the author decided to reply to me with a baby wipes link (https://archive.today/o/xBKVZ/http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F547P6S/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1420830653&sr=8-1) I replied with this little gem to another user in the comment thread;
"Tabloid schmucks like this have no concept of accountability or self image, they just keep scraping the bottom of the barrel until they realize they’re digging themselves into a hole. I have no vested interest in this site, and he has no way to justify his support of this moron, so all I have to do is push a bit here and there to get his true colors to show brighter and brighter. It’s quite comical, really."
Immediately after that I archived the page, since I had a feeling he couldn't handle being called out;
https://archive.today/xBKVZ
I guessed right. Dude wiped the comment, but because of their shitty anonymous comments section, I was able to just keep putting it right back up there. Went back and forth maybe 3 times until good ol' Randy decided to pull the article entirely.
Honestly, this was probably the most dickish thing I've done in a long time, but I'm kind of happy with myself at the same time now that this asshole gets one less point of exposure in the world. Now this cagey fuck can go back to languishing in obscurity like he deserves to. Sorry to anybody who was late to the party to read the original article but......shit dawg, people like this (mario and the article author) deserve to be called out, and that's all I had to do.
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
You’re welcome
No need for toilet paper when you carry around some of these.
A shitten perhaps?
Unfortunately shittens are a real product as funny as the word is
I found a thing
The aforementioned Amazon Reviews
Holy crap, were the ads on that page also wonderful for anyone else?
Manly Essence :
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003DN6EWY/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_147_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=V5C3CK2CATSB04YYKAQX&dpPl=1&dpID=41eK%2BsAANVL
Fuck You Leggings :
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01GQ637E2/ref=pd_aw_sim_sbs_147_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=4FFMAA6VDWNRV6QFYRB0&dpPl=1&dpID=61-6dCO7aUL
Shittens, the full hand wetwipe mittens :
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F547P6S/ref=pd_aw_vtph_147_bs_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=WC7Z68A8DAVKV57HX9QZ
Matrix Centaur Finger Puppets, Compete Set:
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0153STBZS/ref=pd_aw_vtph_147_tr_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=Q5JED4F639Y78FG6CDWP
Can’t call it a shitten. Shittens has that trademarked.
Right here!
Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea
Awiens!
..and Shittens, just cuz
Absolutely. Seems hit or miss.
Though I'm now interested in one of the related products, Shittens.
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Haha. Tell her to check out Shittens! Read this review while you're at it: http://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
You mean Shittens: https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?keywords=shittens&qid=1558737467&s=gateway&sprefix=shittens&sr=8-2
Shittens is an actual thing.
https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
Available at Amazon. Great xmas gift.
Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Wet Wipes, 20 Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_y-IoDbVBQ620Z
TIL You can still order Shittens on Amazon.
Don't forget to pick up a pack of Shittens while you're there.
http://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Moist-Wipes/dp/B00F547P6S
read the reviews & questions shit is gold.
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The above is this item's information as of 1-6-2017
Product Title: Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes, 20 Count
Rating: 4-5/5 stars
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