Reddit mentions: The best powersports towing & winches

So the hitch that I found sits comfortably behind the number and actually affects the exit angle very little if at all. I'll also be getting a 1 1/4 to 2 inch adapter that is technically only meant for class II hitches, but for only holding a spare tire, it will be fine. It's also fine for holding a bike rack or something. I'll edit this comment when I'm at my computer and show you what I'm getting

EDIT:

1. This is the hitch that I will be using. If you look at the pictures, it seems very discrete without much taken away from exit angle.
   
   
2. This is the best one that I can find for your car. There aren't any pictures form reviews, but it sounds like in the comments that it is also discrete, although there's no guarantee. If that one doesn't work, something custom is probably your only option.
   
   
3. This is the adapter that you can use. Just remember that as a general rule of thumb, your towing capacity is cut in half if you use one of these, just as a safety precaution. Towing with an adapter also depends on how strong the pin is that you're using to hold it into the base hitch.
   
   
4. This is the tire holder that I am probably going to get. It seems a little short, but I measured on my car and it should be alright. If it is way too short, you can get a hitch riser like this
   
   
5. THIS is the tire carrier that I want, because it is very very strong and the cheaper one folds to the side, which is really nice. I don't know if I'll be able to afford it, though, so I'll see
   If all this metal that's bolted to your car is rattling around way too much because of the couple millimeters of play in the hitches, pick yourself up a couple of these and it's problem solved.
   
   Hope this helps! If you want to know anything else, let me know
   
   
   Edit 2: formatting

I needed a riser anyway to get the rack higher off the ground so I bought this http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00FAUF4TW?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00

Have to make sure you also buy an anti-rattle device to make sure it doesnt sway, but it works like a charm!

This is the carrier I bought btw: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00916MMJG?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_detailpage_o05_s00

You can actually do it yourself pretty easily - order the hitch off Amazon and install. I think U-Haul might install them - they carry trailer hitch attachments too. And you're gonna need some of these.

Fleshlight. Truck Balls. Truck balls with lock so some idiot doesn't steal your gross truck balls
I say it's worth a go.

I’ve got considerably more play than I expected before ordering these.

Ball is 2 5/16ths and the inner diameter of the lunette is 3 inches.

CURT 48660 Pintle Hitch Lunette Ring, 3-Inch I.D., 24,000 lbs. GTW, 2-Inch Bolt Pattern, Channel Required https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001GN34ZI/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Cpg1CbB8Q8T2Q

Reese Towpower 7024200 2" Receiver Mount with 2-5/16" Ball and Pintle Combo https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003NBK1KC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_Rqg1Cb9BCNFZJ

It appears to be a lift handle to properly place the trunnion bars of a weight distribution hitch for a trailer. It would be used to lift the bars into place for a hitch like this one (anti-sway and weight distribution),

Fastway e2 2-Point Sway Control Trunnion Hitch, https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00AZS91MK/

You could attach these with a piece of wire to the chin vent. An added advantage would be the feeling of 8'' plastic nads slapping you in the chest each time you downshift.

link to the fake balls on amazon with a better pic

That's what they make these for.

about 10, apparently (not including shipping).

Can I give him a set of balls as a present?

You need some Nutz, though. I've heard good things about it.

Yes.

I would just order some of these

If you are that worried about being misgendered, put one of these on the back of your car:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002A6LL2I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_XFRPCbY55YPED

Get a pair of fake balls and hide them in your pants, then you have extra room to hide things. Remember, the TSA goes until they touch your balls and then back down. This way you just have a little more vertical storage area.