(Part 3) Reddit mentions: The best cat, dog & animal humor books

Hello, hello, /u/spidersam639 ! I would so love and appreciate this screaming goat book and figurine because I'm very excited to put it on my desk at work so that my coworkers/desk visitors can play with it. I found it on a list of must-have items and it's supposedly hilarious! I like to be mildly goofy at work in whatever way I can, so I feel like this will be a fun way to make myself and coworkers laugh!

This cookbook has a lot of exciting and internet-approved recipes!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1623430321/ref=dra_a_rv_hp_hn_it_P3120_100?tag=dradisplay-20&ascsubtag=4a251a2ef9bbf4ccc35f97aba2c9cbda
I think you might like this I see you love pugs!! They are cute and interesting LOL

I would love to have this book. In fact, if you gifted it to me, it would make you a...

ROCKSTAR

Haha, thanks for the contest!

A book I picked up and enjoyed recently is the Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America – she might get a kick out of it if she has a good sense of humour and doesn't mind profanity. You can read the preview pages on Amazon to see if you think she'd like it.

As it happens there is a book about this very subject! I recommend looking into that for further detail. But right away we can rule out any man-eating or predatory beast, such things are never kosher. Things that crawl on their bellies like worms, bugs (with four specific exceptions which are generally understood to be crickets, two types of locust, and one type of grasshopper) and most reptiles are also not kosher.

So in short it'll be:

Land creatures that eat plants, chew their cud, and have split hooves-- a creature that has a mix of hooves and paws is a no-go.

Birds with a crop, a gizzard, and a vestigial finger and that are not birds of prey or scavengers.

Sea creatures with both fins and scales.

Interestingly, this means that there's one possibly unexpected kosher mythological animal: sea serpents, assuming they have fins of some kind, as most do.

Actually, there's a few of these on Amazon:

Brenda's Beaver Needs a Barber

Would You Like To Play With My Pussy?

Show Me Your Cock

etc etc etc

My favorite book for new dog owners. I hope it is everything you want it to be :D

these are straight from this book http://www.amazon.com/Facts-About-Pandas-Penguin-Original/dp/0143118064 (Which is an awesome book that I got for my birthday a few years back)

Agreed, just like this one too,

Drink, Play, F@#k: One Man's Search for Anything Across Ireland, Las Vegas, and Thailand http://www.amazon.com/Drink-Play-Anything-Ireland-Thailand/dp/0802170528/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1291905680&sr=8-1

Dean Winchester, because sexiness. Seriously, I have a unhealthy obsession with that man. It's hard to pick just one quote because he always has great lines, but: "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women."

http://www.amazon.com/The-Dog-Owners-Maintenance-PerformanceQuirk/dp/B000HT218I/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=1JOYXZ55GGM1C&coliid=I1J87GPIFBPEWQ

https://www.amazon.de/Bunnies-Jobs-Sardonic-Childrens-Book/dp/1986516652 <<< german amazonlink for your page

BUT: support your local dealer.
will buy tomorrow :) bigthx

I wish it was Go The Fuck To Sleep, but sadly that book didn't exist when I was a kid. That book's hilarious though.

As for me, it was probably Guess How Much I Love You. That story used to put me to sleep every night when I was little.

EDIT: For anyone interested, you can purchase Go The Fuck To Sleep from Amazon. It's a legitimate kids book.

You Are a Dog: Life Through the Eyes of Man's Best Friend

anustart

Happy birthday!

Super Cute

I study how anesthetics work in the brain. It's absolutely stimulating, but it's stressful, and often requires careful precision, so I don't kill myself making solutions for example. I need to be reminded of the lighter side of life. I need to explain that whenever friends come by and see my CuteOverload calender :P

I just found this: Five on Brexit Island (Enid Blyton for grownups) :-D

He seems talented, you should get him this book

http://www.amazon.com/Hanukcats-Other-Traditional-Jewish-Songs/dp/1452115427

Sweet it's real!

Reminds me of this coffee table book that I enjoy: Cats Galore: A Compendium of Cultured Cats
https://www.amazon.com/dp/0500239363?ref=yo_pop_ma_swf

Go the F*ck to Sleep, by Adam Mansbach.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/0857862650

Required reading :)

http://www.amazon.com/Kosher-Guide-Imaginary-Animals-Dialogues/dp/1892391929

Published several months before :)

all I need to know about manners from a pug

What more could anyone ask for lol. I also have a lot of normal, proper books on my 'books' list

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/0857862650/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1464112911&sr=8-1&keywords=go+the+fuck+to+sleep

I nice bed time story

Here's a book you might like.

There’s some modern day remakes of the famous 5 books. One of them is “5 escape Brexit island”. Got it for my birthday this year, it’s cracking

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Escape-Brexit-Island-Blyton-Grown/dp/1786486989

Edit: also found 5 on Brexit island -

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Five-Brexit-Island-Blyton-Grown/dp/178648384X/ref=pd_aw_fbt_14_img_2/258-8260587-0823620?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=HMYGTKAJ5TFM0Z3P7YAK

He should stick to reading cat paws..

It's on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/1580081118
Help the poor guy out he must need the money.

I hear https://www.amazon.co.uk/Five-Brexit-Island-Blyton-Grown/dp/178648384X/ is factually very accurate.

saw this the other day

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Five-Brexit-Island-Blyton-Grown/dp/178648384X

If you haven't seen it so far: Five on Brexit Island

Hey there.

I highly suggest this book

wtf is hanukcats

wow http://www.amazon.com/Hanukcats-Other-Traditional-Jewish-Songs/dp/1452115427

I suggest reading this.

Maybe not exactly, but this might work

Blöjor och https://www.amazon.co.uk/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/0857862650

Available HERE

Use that 6 dollars to get Maurer this instead

Got one of these as a stocking stuffer one year. Took it to work, and now it gets pressed by everyone that walks by.

(Screaming Goat)

https://www.amazon.com/The-Screaming-Goat-Book-Figure/dp/0762459816

https://www.amazon.de/gp/product/B006OO7Y8W/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Brauch man immer mal.

Aus der "geschenkt gerne" Kategorie:

Strohhalme: Kannste entweder mit basteln oder sie tatsächlich benutzen.

Buch ist einfach ziemlich lustig, auch als Geschenk gut.

Fujifilm Instax

100 facts about pandas

M.A.C cosmetics, Tartan tale collection

Animal mug + spoon

Kid Robot toys

Taschen books

Eboy poster

Normal watch

Where to buy

Description: Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. With migratory maps and tips for birding, plus musings on the avian population and the ethics of birdwatching, this is the essential guide to all things wings. No need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

Just going to leave this here.

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Alternate link in case the above is broken for anyone else.

Reminds me of "Go the Fuck to Sleep"

Go the Fuck to Sleep a children's book.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0857862650/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_NUuoDbMEWSK55


Now go fuck yourself you whiny cunt. Have a pleasant day.

Ever find yourself sitting around wondering, "What am I supposed to do with this pug?!" Worry no more, with this book!

Once you've figured out what to do with it. This book should teach you the appropriate way to do so.

My name is Rosa, and I gotta a lotta thoughts in my head, my bad if the force themselves out at the wrong time. ;)