(Part 2) Reddit mentions: The best kids bathroom safety products

Alarm systems and Ring doorbells are reactive rather than proactive. They help the bad guys get caught after they break into your home and steal your stuff or injure/kill the occupants.

You want to be proactive. My 2 main focuses would be the following:

1. Make it difficult for someone to get into your apartment.
   
2. Give yourself the means to protect yourself if your apartment is breached.
   
   Things to think about for Main focus 1 (security):
   
   As far as making it difficult for someone to get into your apartment, having the appearance of a hard target will help. Beware of dog signs are supposedly effective for homes, I don't know how they work for apartments. May be worth researching.
   
   How secure is your door? How deep do the screws go into the door frame on the bolt? If it is less than 3 inches replace them. Consider a door jam, I don't have one of these yet but have heard great things about their effectiveness of resisting doors getting kicked in. Obviously won't help while you are out but is great for when you are inside.
   
   How secure/reachable are your windows? Is it feasible that someone could get to your window with or without a ladder? Secure your windows as best you can. I am a fan of security screens for windows but on an apartment I doubt you are going to want to install those.
   
   Do you have a balcony? How secure is the door/slider? If it is a door consider a door jam like for the front door. If it is a slider then make sure you have a security bar. Glass is a weakpoint, I like security screens as for windows, but if not an option security film may be.
   
   Things to think about for Main focus 2 (defense):
   
   I saw in a previous comment you are not comfortable having a gun in your house. I would suggest you get comfortable with it. A firearm is the most effect tool to use in self defense because it is a distance tool. It can be used to stop a threat before they get within range to do lethal damage. Also it is not uncommon for armed robbers to be equipped with stolen firearms themselves and you will be left at their mercy praying they are just thieves and not murderers. If you do decide to get a firearm to protect yourself and your home get some training. A good instructor will make you comfortable with firearm safety and help you develop good practices early to be safe and effective with a firearm. I realize you might not want to consider this option and it is your right to choose whatever you feel comfortable with but I wanted to mention it anyway.
   
   Non-firearm defense tools you could utilize is flashlights, pepper spray, blunt objects (as lethal as firearms but not as effective for self defense), sharp objects (also as lethal and less effective), stun guns (can be effective against weak willed opponents).
   
   Personally I always have a 800 Lumen flashlight, knife, and pepper spray on my body. In my home and car I also keep a 1000 lumen flashlight and large fixed blade knives. Although I would hope to never be in such a fight for my life that I have exhausted all my firearms and have to use them.
   
   I would highly recommend you get a bright flashlight you are comfortable carrying with you and pepper spray. A bright flashlight can be blinding in low light, if you have to deploy it shine it in their eyes and use that opportunity to see what is in their hands. Pepper spray is not very effective against determined attackers but may be enough to buy you some time to escape.
   
   You may also want to look into a stun gun to use when walking the dog to deploy if the pepper spray fails to stop your assailant. I have two flashlight/stungun combos for walking the dog.
   
   You only get one life, when it comes time to act or die; act with everything you got and the tools you have available to yourself at that time. Hopefully you will never have to deploy those defense tools but keeping them handy could be the difference between a long life and one that ends that afternoon.
   
   Good luck and stay safe

What about something like this?
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07J43N1PV/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_JOrIDbKCNDMQA

My daughter is four and figured out the door handle covers a long time ago. We use this lock (and I set the house security alarm) Cardinal Gates Door Guardian, White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004RL1IMC/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_0kPHub1H6X6XQ

Just got a few of these nifty little guys because Youngest is an escape artist and Middle has interrupted the sexy times on FAAAR too many occasions!

Cardinal Gates Door Guardian, White https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004RL1IMC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_In8MxbTJV3VT2

Although the, if the door opens outwardly (also why the FUCK would he do that?!), maybe this would be better...

Belwith Products 1849-SN Satin Nickel Finish Slide Surface Door Bolt (Solid Brass), 3-Inch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000PIQWAO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_6p8MxbHARH8N8

Don't.

Water + sex is pretty much a terrible combo. A full size male person in even a large tub alone is cramped enough also.

If you must continue in this foolhardy pursuit, silicone lube and plenty of it. Also, buy one of these child safety thingies that covers the tub faucet.

My daughter had the same problem. She grew out of it before I found out about products like these, or I would have bought one:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CP4QQJN/ref=sspa_dk_detail_3?psc=1

Have a poke around Amazon; there are a lot of similar products, but the general idea is the same—they shield your kid’s face while you rinse their hair.

Just get one of these. They're for kids to reach the water, but they'd work here too.

Got it in one. OP, I think this is the one you have.

These are what my NF has (was on mobile earlier and couldn't figure out how to copy a link)

https://www.amazon.com/Safety-Toliet-Bathroom-Toilet-Installation%E4%B8%A8Easy/dp/B07K76QGH9/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_75_img_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=5ZKW5FBEWMF4QV5H087Q

You could just get something like this.

this?

https://www.amazon.com/SafeHolmes-Designs-LLC-SH001-Restraint/dp/B075Q22KP2

We gave up trying to make him sit in the tub around 11 months. We got a suction bath mat and a faucet cover and let him do his thing.

https://www.amazon.com/AQUEDUCK-Faucet-Handle-Extender-Toddlers/dp/B00BJELBPE

or google "faucet handle extender"

Tear-free shampoo rinser

Different design but the same thing.

Seconding the faucet extender suggestion. But highly reccomend the duck/shark two pack instead.

You're right to be worried, I fixed these to all our lids so they can't be opened by little hands.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DFWJ9J9/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_kx0vDbV9CADRF

Oh I understand the tacky baby clothes. My MIL did that for my daughter and got clothes that were practically useless by the time they were mailed out.

Here's one of the tacky things she got my daughter: This

Could be worse. Try one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Aipleril-Faucet-Extender-Silicone-Toddlers/dp/B017OUKMIS/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1488143509&sr=8-5&keywords=sink+extender

Thanks! here is the link to mine, but if you look there are a ton of different brands with this design

https://www.amazon.com/Cardinal-Gates-Door-Guardian-Brass/dp/B000H5ON10

EDIT: I should add, if you get this particular model, buy your own screws because the screws it came with were terrible