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The best use I have found for it is to move myself just a touch away from her and use my arms to pull her on to my erection. As the standing position also does, it take 100% of my weight off her body and allows her free access to play with her clit for maximum stimulation.

The one I have came from here.
https://www.adameve.com/sexy-extras/liberators-position-aids/sex-swings/sp-fetish-fantasy-spinning-swing-85885.aspx

Or you might look here.

https://www.amazon.com/360-Degree-Spinning-Sex-Swing/dp/B005GFY57I/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_121_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&refRID=MKS3BBF0BXT5R2V7G09D&th=1

I think that this one is a very budget friendly one that could be put up in a more open place like the living room and could be fun.
https://www.amazon.com/Sorbus-Hanging-Hammock-Cushions-Included/dp/B010GA2X1M

I would suggest also making sure that you buy a good quality spring for the connection for the last one and rated carabiniers if you plan to take it down.

When putting up ceiling hooks in shared places, potted plants hanging from the ceiling make a nice way to hide the more naughty uses.

We have a very active and enjoyable sex life :)

Well i think that giving her this picnic backpack is a win win for the both of you. Its very outdoorsy, u can easily take some wine and cheese have a great picnic imo.
http://www.amazon.com/London-Picnic-Backpack-Blanket/dp/B0034P3DQ6/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1377489509&sr=8-3&keywords=picnic+backpack+for+2
im pretty sure she will love it

I do the farmer's market every summer so I needed a really well made canopy and settled on the E-Z Up brand canopy as others have mentioned. It is similar to this one except that I bought it from Sam's Club and it has the options of sides (which I do use depending on the weather!) that you can velcro on quickly. I love it. It goes up easily and is pretty high quality. I'm going on year two with it and so far so good! The only thing I will complain about is the bag. You have to be very careful with taking it out/putting it back in. I went through two bags so far, but luckily the company has been really good about replacing them for me. Wonderful customer service. I also suggest something stronger than the typical weights you buy with canopies. I just use sand bags now. But that's with any canopy. Watch out for the windy days!

I'll second the Brazilian hammock suggestion. I'm a warm sleeper and the all-cotton nature seems to be the most comfortable to me.

I've slept in a Mayan as well, which is also very comfortable. I don't care for the materials used in camping hammocks, though, so those are off
my list.

I use a small pillow behind my head and a tiny pillow under my knees. I also was a stomach sleeper, but find I can sleep quite comfortably on my back diagonally on a hammock. The head being slightly higher helps.

I don't bolt mine into the walls. I have a compact hammock stand. It's similar to this one. I find a good cotton Brazilian hammock will last about a year or year and a half and then I replace it when it gets too stretched out or some of the strings start fraying. You can buy a good one for $50-125 though, which I think is reasonable for a year's worth of good sleep.

This question makes me think a lot of things.

As a smaller truck, if you find a camper shell with any "features" beyond places to sit and sleep (such as a stove, a sink, a furnace), these will take up so much room inside as to make it a very cramped experience.

Not only that, but I think it would hamper handling, acceleration, and maneuverability in ways you might not like.

If you found one for under $500 at all, it would very likely have been used and worn out well past its serviceable lifespan. Decently livable campers are a fairly hot commodity.

I would recommend something more like this, which gets you off the ground and will sleep one comfortably or two if you like to snuggle. Plus the fact that you'd be buying a new item and not someone else's old stuff, you'll have fewer worries as far as leaks or other failure points are concerned.

I don't know if you prefer to pack light or fill the truck bed with gear (I'm of the latter variety), but one of these would complement that arrangement really nicely. The ones they sell at Wal-Mart are less expensive and exactly the same item.

One of those would give you a place to sit, cook, and enjoy the great outdoors in comfort without bringing a truly unreasonable amount of gear along with.

Made by "Enjoydeal" ?
This is my very first hammock, bought it on Amazon (link below). It's probably going to get snubbed at because it's a "cheapo" but it worked great as something to get started with for a beginner. I loved the built in mosquito net. Brother and I both bought 'em and a friend used some netted one and liked ours so much, he ended up buying the same one also.

http://amzn.com/B00FQBZ84Q

I used this for 6 months as my bed, I've built stands before and they work well enough but this one is nice and sturdy (Zupapa 550LBS Capacity Universal Multi-Use Steel Hammock Stand, 2 Person, Fits Hammocks 9 to 14 Feet Long, Adjustable Heavy Duty Hammock Frame https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01JRWHNE2/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_aI6rDbP6EK3DR) , there is a stand that Walmart sells that is $50 and folds out, it works pretty well but if you're over 200 lb it may not last, mine lasted around 2 months of daily use and then just bent in half when I got in it one day. The Amazon one is great, heavy duty enough for two people and packs down into a small bag.

Following your formatting lol

⚡️🌲 hmmmm tape, scissors, maybe a marker (to mark what cup is yours). The bigger problem IMO is forgetting “obvious” stuff. My first year, I forgot a toothbrush. This year, my friend forgot a pillow. I have a google doc that I maintain throughout the year. As I remember stuff I should bring, I add it to the list. You’re a lot less likely to forget something if you’ve been compiling the list for months.

⚡️🌲 a super comfy bed setup. I have a queen sized air bed cot and I always bring lots of blankets and pillows. Invest in a comfortable camping chair, not just a $10 Walmart one. You don’t have to splurge, I got a $20 one this summer and it’s 1000% more cozy than the one I had before. Bring lots of string lights (solar ones are great and you don’t have to buy batteries) to put around the campsite so you aren’t fumbling in the dark. Don’t forget a lantern for the table. I like having a camping rug/mat for under the canopy so the campsite isn’t muddy/dirty. Also, this is a game changer.

⚡️🌲 Not a solar charger but this is the battery pack I have. Fully charged, it has lasted me throughout every festival I’ve taken it to.

⚡️🌲 2017 I arrived at 9 pm on Wednesday, this year I arrived at noon. I think I had an hour wait this year and about half an hour last year. They’re pretty good at getting you in quickly. I’d say just arrive at the most convenient time for you.

Hey, a little late to the party, and while this is not a comprehensive list, I can tell you that I always end up needing these things

• Headlamp - cannot emphasize this enough
  
• Knife
  
• Walkie Talkies
  
• Extra Pair of Socks
  
• Hammock
  
• Air Pump for if you have an air mattress/anything inflatable
  
• Extra Batteries
  
• First Aid Kit
  
• 50-100ft of paracord- you never know what you need some rope for until you need it
  
  Hope that helps and good luck, sounds fun!

Looks legit, but their site doesn't show any USA retailers, even online. :/

Well, except for this: https://www.amazon.com/Amazonas-Paradiso-Hammock-Double-Terra/dp/B001ECQ6LU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1499628431&sr=8-2&keywords=amazonas

And, that luxury one looks awesome. But too rich for me, as well!

The best investment you can make is a EZ-Up Canopy. They are THE BEST. We ordered several off Amazon and they keep our team cool when detailing in the sun. Plus you can do so much more work in any location. http://amzn.com/B00M3PBA5E

If you don't have trees, you can get a hammock on a frame. I have one like this that I bring camping and it's pretty awesome! I used to have it up on my patio when I lived in a 2nd story condo and it was almost as good as not being on a patio.

I used this for the last two Roo's and it worked great. Is more like a hammock/ cot hydrid. But, its cheap and pretty comfy.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003ED9T6Q/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_GZWpxbXGK3HAM

I would go with this. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00Q2GQ3R0/ref=yo_ii_img?ie=UTF8&psc=1 $13.99 with prime, comes with 2 great straps and caribiners, also it's huge and is fun to double nest in it. Bought 2 for lake days.

A relatively cheap and comfortable option is the GT nano 7; http://www.outdoorgearlab.com/Hammock-Reviews/Grand-Trunk-Nano-7

It is my favorite hammock, because I like lightweight, small gear. It comes with a couple of carabiners at the ends, but those are meant to be replaced with a more permanent suspension (I added whoopie slings, which are slightly expensive to buy, but cheap and easy to make if you have a sailing supply store nearby). The result is a modular hammock; the hammock itself is very light, so I can take it by itself to a lot of places, but the insulation and bugnet are carried separately, which means that I can customize for each trip. Last weekend, I took it camping with my girlfriend, and we had some extra insulation but no bugnet.

If you are looking for a first hammock, you might just want to get something cheap with a built in bugnet. In the UP in the summer, bugs are going to be a serious problem for you. I started with this one, and used it for a week long trip in Russia: http://www.amazon.com/Byer-of-Maine-Moskito-Hammock/dp/B00092M246

As Zooshooter suggested, Hennessy and Warbonnet are some of the more comfortable options that would be sold complete with everything you need (except insulation).

I use these shoe deodorizer inserts:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00YCT5EA6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_V3U8BbNWKW824

And this is the spray:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076KSBGG6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_X6U8BbH3YDNK2

I also use a powder on my feet / in my shoes in the heat of summer (I live in a super humid, super hot place) so I need all the help I can get. It has helped immensely. I used to have to actually trash shoes because they’d smell so bad, but with this method I can’t even tell I’ve worn them usually. And my closet smells amazing.

Can you? Totally! Will they stretch? Possibly.

I have this one - https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01JRWHNE2/ - it came with a chain on each end to attach to the hooks, works like a charm.

Chain doesn't stretch either, so if it's a semi-permanent setup, it doesn't hurt to get two short lengths of chain from your local Home Depot or Lowes or the like.

> So I'd really appreciate any advice anyone might have in that realm. A cozy plush hammock where weight doesn't matter, only sheer comfort.

I've heard really good things about the Mayan Hammocks.

couple links for you

http://www.seasidehammocks.com/~seasideh/MAYAN-HAMMOCKS-c5.html

https://www.amazon.com/Hammocks-Rada-Handmade-Matrimonial-Yucatan/dp/B015X6OYYS

So I’ve been sleeping in my hammock for a few weeks now, and have really liked it. The hammock I bought is here:

Hammock Sky Brazilian Double... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00PB03YA2?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

And the stand is here:

Sunnydaze 550-Pound Capacity... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016KUWT5M?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share

The stand is quite large, but kind of needs to be. I didn’t need to buy anything else, everything I needed to hand was included in the two kits. The frame is a little heavy, but moveable by one person. You can put it together alone, but two people makes assembly much easier.

It's $50 now but the order I looked up said it was a little under 40 when we bought it, might have been a random sale or coupon code but this is the exact model we purchased in 2015.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00PB03YA2/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1

The straps we bought

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00YFH8498/ref=ppx_od_dt_b_asin_title_s02?ie=UTF8&psc=1

The carabiners we got aren't on amazon but it was "Black Diamond Positron Screwgate Carabiner." Just make sure it's enough to hold the weight you plan on putting and it'll be good.


I also bought a wall mount kit and we would randomly hang it in the office for a cozy reading or nap spot. A couple of lag screws and hooks and it was ready.

I have a pair of these tree straps. I liked my Atlas straps for the simplicity, and these are essentially an improvement on them but lighter. Really like them

Can you list a budget? If $2K is too expensive, what is reasonable?
Are you looking for just the tent and cot/mattress - or does this budget also include 4 sleeping bags, chairs, stove, canopy, and other camping essentials?
What low temps do you expect to sleep in?

Tents are not insulated. You'll need a quality sleeping pad, sleeping bag, and clothing for warmth.

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Here are some items I'd recommend:

• Tent: https://www.rei.com/product/894016/rei-co-op-kingdom-6-tent
  
• Cot: https://www.rei.com/product/892837/rei-co-op-kingdom-cot-3
  
• Sleeping Pads: https://www.thermarest.com/mattresses/fast-light/z-lite (for dogs and people)
  
• Sleeping Bags: https://www.kelty.com/cosmic-20/ (kids and women's versions too)
  
• Stove: https://www.coleman.com/triton-propane-stove/2000020953.html
  
• Table: https://www.amazon.com/Best-Choice-Products-Folding-Portable/dp/B00D491T2W
  
• Water Jug: https://www.amazon.com/Coleman-Water-Carrier-Gallons-Blue/dp/B00168PI4S
  
  Plus a set of chairs that will make everyone comfortable around the fire.
  

Got rough plans from a hammock forum online, decided to beef them up- original plans called for regular 2x4 construction, I wanted to make this strong enough to potentially hold me and my wife. Everything in this project can hold at least 500+ lbs, I think... we shouldn't come anywhere close to testing its limits.

Construction was primarily AC2 treated Cedartone 2x6s from Menards. Legs were 4x4s from the same material. Net was from Amazon, rated at 550 lbs:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B015X6OYYS/

Carabiners also from Amazon, rated at over 2k pounds, these hook to the eye bolts for an easy way to attach/detach the netting so that we can bring it inside when not in use, hopefully extend its life.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01M3V3MKM/

The hammock structure will remain in place all year long, and hopefully last a while, the wood is rated for ground contact. It's freaking heavy & awkward, and I don't look forward to ever having to move it again...

I know you said good hammock, not cheapest hammock that works, but I have this: https://www.amazon.com/Lazy-Daze-Hammocks-Portable-Carrying/dp/B01J9K5S94/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?keywords=lazy%2Bdaze&qid=1557578230&s=gateway&sr=8-3&th=1&psc=1

Thats a good price if you want a stand with it for the price.

I sleep in it every night and haven't had a single issue and its comfy. Some of the comments say it arrived broken but mine didn't and you could probably just return it. Its easy to set up too.


If you're just looking for a hammock for $150 then probably not this.

cutequeen on amazon. best deal ive seen anywhere

I "disguise" the booze.

I have one of these types of things as the backpack: https://www.amazon.com/Picnic-Ascot-Equipped-Backpack-Insulated/dp/B0034P3DQ6/

With this to keep food warm: https://www.amazon.com/Insulated-Food-Carrier-Portable-Keeps/dp/B00BTVKKQS

Something like this to drink the wine out of: https://www.amazon.com/Rubbermaid-Refill-Reuse-20-ounce-Bottle/dp/B00Q41VSZU/

Something like this to hold the sangria & wine: https://www.amazon.com/Thermo-Tank-Insulated-Stainless-Bottle/dp/B016NYENPE/

I'm debating on making space for one of these or a couple of these. The ability to lay down off the ground and outside a tent would be nice.

Keep an eye out for hammock gear on Woot, they run some incredible bundle deals. I got a Yukon Outfitters hammock, bug net and rain fly for $30.

Get these hammock straps. I've been using them for several years; they are lightweight yet extremely durable. Totally worth $20.

I recommend these carabiners (comes in many different colors).

Best purchase I ever made
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00G7H7AUS/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o04_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I actually bought it in Costco, it's supposed to be a picnic table or bench. But it works great as a bonsai bench


http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00556W6UQ

FYI I just bought this hammock stand and it came in the mail a couple days ago. I haven't used it yet but it looks exactly like the one you are planning on buying but half the price. https://www.amazon.com/OnCloud-Portable-Universal-Carrying-Capacity/dp/B01JP1CI6I/ref=sr_1_4?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1487468006&sr=1-4&keywords=portable+hammock+stand

I have this one: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00092M246/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

But it looks like the price has gone up in the last 2 years.

I don't think those hammocks with the bug net only over your face would be sufficient. I like the full netting and a sleeping pad on the bottom.

A lot of people use washing machines just fine but I tend to steer away from it.

The key is to just do preventative cleaning, especially if you live somewhere where there's snow, slush and salt to deal with. I'll wipe my shoes down with a damp rag or just a hint of soap for wiping away the easy grime and any spot stains. If they get really dirty I give them a scrub with a brush and some Jason Markk.

If you clean proactively, it's a lot easier to keep your shoes fresh. For odors I use a couple of these to rotate between my pairs. Not an instant fix for a really bad pair but keeps everything smelling fresh: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00YCT5EA6/

Currently I'm using right this now I got it around $49. It folds up pretty quick too.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01JP1CI6I/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_dndDybB06H1NY

It comes with a really nice bag to store it in as well. I use it with my 11ft and 9ft hammocks both indoor and out.

Took only Five days to get it but was in the warehouse for 3 days just waiting.

For those who are curious, it's a Byer Paradiso hammock.

I slept in the hammock last night (we have guests over and they took my bed) and I have no complaints. The sand under the hammock could be a bit more level so that the whole thing doesn't wobble but it's only 2-3 degrees tops.

Not related to your question, but I have 2 of this https://www.amazon.com/Best-Choice-Products-Folding-Portable/dp/B00D491T2W

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each one is 120cm x 60cm, when I want to play big games, I just put them together and have 120x120 which is enough for most of my games (Biggest one so far is the Rising Sun playmat)

I agree, but no worries. I was borrowing my buddies "Ultimate Hammocks" straps. They taper from 1" huggers to .5" webbing loops to save weight.

Edit:
Ultimate Hammocks Straps with Nano Weave Technology Tree Straps Ultralight 800 Tensile https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01J3VB3Y8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_RHGmDb9HWVC33

http://www.amazon.com/Lifetime-Convertible-Bench-Construction-60054/dp/B00556W6UQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1369426037&sr=8-2&keywords=bench+table

you're welcome.

I use [these](Natural Shoe Deodorizer & Odor Eliminator Removes Moisture & Odor From Shoes & Bags. Better Than Sprays, Sneaker Balls, Powders and Last up to 2 Years. (130g) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00YCT5EA6/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_Rrppxb14YFFN3) when I'm not using my shoes

I'd buy one of these and either some good books or some mobile games

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That seems to be one of the lowest prices (Per CamelCamelCamel).

ETA: It looks like you can get the Envoy model with a blue canopy for $104. It seems to be a slightly less robust model, but it's still Ez-Up and straight legged.

This will be my first time out on the playa and I'm looking for anyone in this thread to tell me if this is a terrible idea before I commit to it:

Instead of a tent, I'll be using a hammock on a fold-out hammock stand and I'll be draping fabric from my car to some stakes in the ground around me to avoid the sun and hopefully the majority of the dust. It'll all be facing west so that in the morning the sun will be on the other side of my car, which will have a windshield reflector on it so as to not allow the sun to shine through the windshield, out the back, and directly into my sleeping area.

i mean, this dude is looking for a temporary solution for a few months, and you're trying to direct him towards expensive lightweight stuff for camping, when a $15 amazon hammock and straps would work fine. /u/LimitedWard ... if you arent looking for a permanant setup, look at one of these

https://smile.amazon.com/CUTEQUEEN-Ultralight-Outfitters-Parachute-Backpacking/dp/B00Q2GQ3R0/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=cutequeen+11+hammock&qid=1569517138&s=gateway&sr=8-1

i have one and its held up to some stupid levels of abuse from drunk friends, sugar high children, and some heavyweights.

as for your anchors etc, i havent got a clue. personally id probably go for a stand since you are in an apartment and probably cant make major modifications required for hanging a hammock.

https://smile.amazon.com/Sunnydaze-Hammock-Heavy-Duty-Construction-Capacity/dp/B00K7HEA4S/ref=sr_1_6?crid=1DFTWTZQVQUPU&keywords=11%2Bhammock%2Bstand&qid=1569517288&s=gateway&sprefix=11%2Bhammock%2Caps%2C141&sr=8-6&th=1

the stand is going to be the pricey part tho... i got mine on sale for like $50, but i had the option to wait... im sure you are trying to do this asap.

and id personally get the 15' to give the straps some room to absorb the vibrations.

and i get it, i started with saying go cheap and now im saying go expensive... but if you go the wall anchor route, be very careful. hammocks exert a LOT of lateral force. walls werent meant to hold laterally, and if you have plaster walls, with crappy old studs... well... use caution for sure.

you can also make a stand quite cheaply if price is a concern.

I'm thinking about getting some inflatable stuff for camp, specifically this: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G7H7AUS/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_g.jIAb9656Q29

Anyone ever used this or something similar? Worth my money?

I dont know anything about that specific bench, but a long ass google search of over an hour later i have been unable to find any cast iron ones like this. I had hoped to too its beautiful, id kill to have it in my yard.

BUT! I did find more modern bench styles! dont know if thats what you are looking for information wise
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00556W6UQ/ref=s9_acsd_top_hd_bw_b2K4g_c_x_6_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-3&pf_rd_r=DCQKNE3DDB15KPF0F8JH&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=ba56f2c3-1662-564f-8669-a3af0ab69c5f&pf_rd_i=553826

We bought this one recently, and even found a way to make it work for bunk bed hammocks, WITH a bug net. Highly reccomend!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01JRWHNE2/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

For your uncle: https://www.amazon.com/Best-Choice-Products-Folding-Portable/dp/B00D491T2W/ref=sr_1_4?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1519235469&sr=1-4&keywords=folding+card+table&refinements=p_n_material_browse%3A316603011

For 10 grands you could pay someone to make it for you.

You can track down the specific manufactured of this one and get it shipped.

You can buy a cheaper version on amazon.

Or you can just have a bench and a table, and move them around as needed.

One thing to consider would be a hammock. My dad is 65, bad legs and a bad back. 300+ pounds. He was 6'4" in his prime. I bought him this hammock https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00Q2GQ3R0/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1493953828&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=cutequeen+double+nest+hammock&dpPl=1&dpID=51Ula5E-jNL&ref=plSrch
He slept in it for a week in the boundary waters and said that he slept better than he has ever slept on the ground, even with a thermarest. They guys over at r/hammockcamping could help you with gear suggestions and setup tips.