(Part 2) Reddit mentions: The best interior & exterior house paint
We found 173 Reddit comments discussing the best interior & exterior house paint. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 77 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
21. TriCoPolymer VOC Free Non Toxic Lumber-Seal Clear Satin Wood Sealer, 1 gallon
Non Toxic, Eco~Friendly, and VOC FreeSimple and Easy to Apply- No dangerous ingredients, no harsh fumesSeals Treated Wood From LeachingSafe for Pet Pens, Animal Shelters, and Livestock Yards*Ships from GA, United States
Specs:
Color | clear-VOC Free-Non-Toxic |
Height | 8 Inches |
Length | 7 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 128 Fl Oz (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 8.5 Pounds |
Width | 7 Inches |
22. General Finishes Water Based Milk Paint, 1 Quart, Seagull Gray
This paint is self-sealing and does not require a topcoatDo not apply clear topcoats over bright white paint, as yellowing may occur due to a reaction to the substrate. Light color paints may also experience yellowing due to topcoat application, but it will less noticeableExtremely durable premium f...
Specs:
Color | Seagull Gray |
Height | 5 Inches |
Length | 5 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 1 Quarts (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 3 Pounds |
Width | 5 Inches |
24. Giani Brick Transformations Whitewash Paint for Brick and Fireplaces
Important Note: This paint must be diluted with water to achieve full 100 square foot coverage. Please follow instructions included with the Brick Transformations kit, or product video for further details.Safe, low on odor, and VOCsCovers 100 sq. Ft. Of brick surfaceTransforms in five hoursWater-bas...
Specs:
Color | Whitewash |
Height | 8 Inches |
Length | 3 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 16 Fl Oz (Pack of 1) |
Width | 3 Inches |
25. Rust-Oleum 263231 Cabinet Transformations, Small Kit, Espresso
- Ideal for wood melamine metal and laminat cabinetry
- Easy to use, no stripping, sanding, or priming required
- 102-Square-Foot kit is perfect for kitchen cabinets bath vanities and furniture
- Beautiful, durable and professional results
- Always read complete instructions before use
Features:
Specs:
Color | Espresso |
Height | 40 Inches |
Length | 40 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | Small Kit |
Weight | 13.35 Pounds |
Width | 12.19 Inches |
26. Glidden Interior Paint + Primer: White/White Interior Paint /Moroccan Moonlight, One Coat, Eggshell, 1 Gallon
- One Coat Coverage - Glidden One Coat Interior Paint & Primer has exceptional hide and stain block which means you need fewer coats to hide your common stains and make your walls beautiful.
- Makes Walls Washable - Exceptional scrubbability and washability make sure that if anything does get on your finish, it can handle the scrubs to get it off.
- Colors Chosen By Experts - These hand-selected beautiful White Paint Colors make Glidden One Coat Interior Paint perfect for use in every room of your home.
- Looking for another color? Glidden One Coat is also available in over 300 other premium-curated paint colors chosen by professional color experts to make sure your next painting project comes out beautiful.
- Low-VOC, Less Stress - As a Low-odor, low-VOC paint Glidden One Coat Paint & Primer In One allows you to paint with less stress and disruption to your daily routine
- Available in Flat, Eggshell, and Semi-Gloss - Glidden One Coat Paint & Primer is perfect for every room in your home, whether it is the bathroom, the bedroom, the kitchen, or nursery
- Shipped Safely And Securely - Each can of premium Glidden One Coat Paint is shipped safely And securely in so you get your paint quickly without a huge mess
- The Glidden paint brand knows paint - From the first latex paints that were developed and marketed under the Glidden brand decades ago, to today’s broad assortment of versatile paints, Glidden Paint makes it easy for homeowners to stop procrastinating and start painting by turning inspiration into action. Nobody can make painting less painful, but Glidden Paint makes it quicker and easier to get started. After all, the sooner you get painting, the sooner you’ll be finished.
- Lifetime Guarantee - Glidden one Coat Paint & Primer In One has a Lifetime Guarantee. Please see the can for more details
Features:
Specs:
Color | Moroccan Moonlight |
Number of items | 1 |
Release date | March 2018 |
Size | 1 Gallon (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 11.9490404 Pounds |
27. Glidden Interior Paint + Primer: White/Tundra Frost, One Coat, Flat, 1 Gallon
- One Coat Coverage - Glidden One Coat Interior Paint & Primer has exceptional hide and stain block which means you need fewer coats to hide your common stains and make your walls beautiful.
- Makes Walls Washable - Exceptional scrubbability and washability make sure that if anything does get on your finish, it can handle the scrubs to get it off.
- Colors Chosen By Experts - These hand-selected beautiful White Paint Colors make Glidden One Coat Interior Paint perfect for use in every room of your home.
- Looking for another color? Glidden One Coat is also available in over 300 other premium-curated paint colors chosen by professional color experts to make sure your next painting project comes out beautiful.
- Low-VOC, Less Stress - As a Low-odor, low-VOC paint Glidden One Coat Paint & Primer In One allows you to paint with less stress and disruption to your daily routine
- Available in Flat, Eggshell, and Semi-Gloss - Glidden One Coat Paint & Primer is perfect for every room in your home, whether it is the bathroom, the bedroom, the kitchen, or nursery
- Shipped Safely And Securely - Each can of premium Glidden One Coat Paint is shipped safely And securely in so you get your paint quickly without a huge mess
- The Glidden paint brand knows paint - From the first latex paints that were developed and marketed under the Glidden brand decades ago, to today’s broad assortment of versatile paints, Glidden Paint makes it easy for homeowners to stop procrastinating and start painting by turning inspiration into action. Nobody can make painting less painful, but Glidden Paint makes it quicker and easier to get started. After all, the sooner you get painting, the sooner you’ll be finished.
- Lifetime Guarantee - Glidden one Coat Paint & Primer In One has a Lifetime Guarantee. Please see the can for more details
Features:
Specs:
Color | Tundra Frost |
Number of items | 1 |
Release date | March 2018 |
Size | 1 Gallon (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 11.80794472 Pounds |
28. TCP Global 250 Pack of Paint Strainers with Fine 190 Micron Filter Tips - Premium"Pure Blue" Ultra-Flow Blue Nylon Mesh - Cone Paint Filter Screen
- Pack of 250 Premium Quality "Pure Blue" ultra-flow fine blue nylon mesh paint strainers with fine 190 micron filter tips
- High performance cone shaped paint strainers that eliminate dirt, dust, particulates, lumps or any debris that can affect your paint job by clogging your spray gun, airless sprayer or paint brush
- Strainers are perfect for all painting projects, as they strain out particles down to 190 microns and work for all types of solvent or water-based paints, stains, varnishes, latex and other liquids
- Disposable strainers are ideal for automotive coatings like primers, sealers, basecoats, clear coats and single stage topcoats. Also excellent for house, hobby, arts and craft paints
- Exclusive TCP Global design with premium durable lint free blue nylon mesh, fast ultra-flow tip and thick paperboard to reduce bleed through
Features:
Specs:
Color | 250-Pack |
Height | 5.5 Inches |
Length | 11.5 Inches |
Size | 250 Count (Pack of 1) |
Width | 5.5 Inches |
29. Rust-Oleum 2774 Zinsser Interior Eggshell, Perma White
Self-Priming formula - requires no sandingMold & Mildew-Proof paint film - guaranteed for 5 yearsResists dirt and moisture on film coatingFinish is washable and scrubbable with soap and waterProduct contains a mildewcide to prevent the growth of mold and mildew on the paint film only
30. Rust-Oleum 254100 Painter's Touch Latex Paint, Quart, Metallic Silver
- Use for a variety of indoor and outdoor project surfaces including wood, metal, plaster, masonry or unglazed ceramic
- Water-based acrylic formula is low odor, resist chips and provides long-lasting protection
- Covers up to 120 sq ft and dries to touch in 30 minutes for quick project completion
- Metallic finish provides a fresh new look for surfaces, goes on smoothly and provides excellent hide
- Prior to application sand surfaces with 180/200 grit sandpaper, then wash with a degreaser, allow the surface to dry and apply paint
Features:
Specs:
Color | Metallic Silver |
Height | 5 Inches |
Length | 4.5 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 32 Fl Oz (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 2.3 Pounds |
Width | 4.5 Inches |
31. Giani Wood Look Garage Door Paint Kit, 2 Car, Black Walnut
- From cold, plain white or simple solid, paint your garage door to look like wood in a single morning or afternoon with Giani Wood Look Paint for Garage Doors!
- The Giani Wood Look Paint Kit is a simple, two-step application that will transform smooth, embossed, flat or raised panel doors into high-end carriage style doors in just three hours.
- Giani Wood Look Paint is a Water-Based Acrylic, Safe, Low on Odor and VOCs, but designed for outdoor durability and weather resistance while covering up to 180 sq. ft.
- Each kit contains: Two 16 oz. Giani Black Walnut Wood Tone Base Coat, Two 16 oz. Giani Black Walnut Wood Grain Finish Coat, Giani Paint Mitt, 2" Brush, 2 Plastic Tarps, 6" Roller Arm & Cover, and 2 Stir Sticks
- Add instant curb appeal to your home in just 3 hours with Giani Wood Look Paint Kits!
Features:
Specs:
Color | Black Walnut |
Height | 11 Inches |
Length | 11 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 1 Count (Pack of 1) |
Width | 4 Inches |
32. Drylok 28613 Extreme Latex Masonry Waterproofer Interior/Exterior Smooth Finish, White
GUARANTEED to stop water – withstands 15 pounds of hydrostatic pressure (PSI), equivalent to a wall of water 33 feet highFully transferable 15 Year WarrantyHelps protect against radon gas penetration by reducing vapor transferGreen Wise CertifiedLow-odor formula complies with all current VOC requi...
Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 7.8 Inches |
Length | 6.8 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 1 Gallon (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 11 Pounds |
Width | 7.3 Inches |
33. Real Milk Paint PTO-G Pure Tung Oil
- 100% PURE - Pure Tung Oil for wood finishing. Tung Oil provides an all-natural, matte, and waterproof protective finish for a variety of wooden surfaces
- MULTIPLE USES - Use the wood oil for finishing countertops, bowls, butcher blocks, cutting boards, chopping blocks, unfinished wood furniture, decks, wood siding, wood flooring, concrete, and brick
- FOOD GRADE - Safe for food contact. A great penetrating oil for use on wooden kitchen items such as chopping boards
- WATERPROOF - Our Tung Oil can be used as a waterproof wood sealer. It’s ASTM Quality Tested and a natural light “Honey” color, forming a flexible waterproof finish
- PLANET FRIENDLY - Pure Tung Oil wood finish is planet friendly and contains zero VOC’s, heavy metals, additives, or distillates
Features:
Specs:
Color | Amber |
Height | 8 Inches |
Length | 8 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 1 Gallon (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 7.25 Pounds |
Width | 8 Inches |
34. Jolie Paint - Premier Chalk Finish Paint - Matte Finish Paint for Furniture, cabinets, Floors, Walls, Home Decor and Accessories - Water-Based, Non-Toxic - Gentlemen's Blue - 32 oz (Quart)
- Premier Chalk Finish Paint - Minimal to no prep with no sanding or priming and easy application on a variety of interior surfaces
- Water-based for easy clean-up with soap and water
- Non-toxic and low VOC paint that is safe to use indoors
- Superior coverage: one 32oz quart covers about 150 sq. ft; 4oz sample covers 20 sq. ft, most colors need only 1-2 coats
- Dries quickly in 30 minutes to a flat (matte) finish. Use with Jolie Finishing Wax and buff to a higher sheen
Features:
Specs:
Color | Gentlemen's Blue |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 32 Fl Oz (Pack of 1) |
35. General Finishes Water Based Milk Paint, 1 Quart, Persian Blue
- This paint is self-sealing and does not require a topcoat
- Do not apply clear topcoats over bright white paint, as yellowing may occur due to a reaction to the substrate. Light color paints may also experience yellowing due to topcoat application, but it will less noticeable
- Extremely durable premium furniture paint with high adhesion rated for interior or exterior use.
- Apply over raw wood or prepped existing finishes. Perfect for upcycling and cabinet refinishing.
- Apply 2-3 coats by roller, brush or sprayer with an HVLP 2.0 tip. Water cleanup.
Features:
Specs:
Color | Persian Blue |
Height | 4.88 Inches |
Length | 4.5 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 1 Quarts (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 2.94 Pounds |
Width | 4.5 Inches |
36. Rust-Oleum 285143 Ultra Matte Interior Chalked Paint 30 oz, Aged Gray
- Use on a variety of interior surfaces like wood, metal, ceramic, canvas and easily distress to create a vintage look
- Low-odor, latex formula allows for easy clean up with soap and water
- Dries to the touch in just 30 minutes and covers up to 150 sq. ft.; one-coat coverage allows projects to be completed easily
- Excellent adhesion and easy application with minimal prep
- Dries to an ultra-matte velvety, smooth finish
Features:
Specs:
Color | Aged Gray |
Height | 5 Inches |
Length | 4.25 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 1 Quart (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 2.5 Pounds |
Width | 4.25 Inches |
37. Diamond Brite Paint 11900-5 Flat Paint and Primer in One, 5-Gallon, White
PAINT & PRIMER IN-ONE MAKES APPLICATION SIMPLE AND EASY SAVING TIME AND MONEYPERFECT FOR DRYWALL, PLASTER, AND TEXTURED SURFACESEASY TOO APPLY WITH BRUSH, ROLLER, OR PROFESSIONAL SPRAYERCLEAN UP WITH SOAP AND WATERA MINIMUM OF TWO COATS REQUIRED WHEN USED AS A PAINT AND PRIMER
Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 12.5 Inches |
Length | 12.5 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 5 Gallon (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 52 Pounds |
Width | 14.5 Inches |
38. Rosco Chroma Key Matte Green Paint - Gallon
- Rosco Chroma Key Matte Green Paint - Gallon
Features:
Specs:
Color | Green |
Height | 6.6 Inches |
Length | 7.6 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 1 Gallon (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 12.45 Pounds |
Width | 7.2 Inches |
39. Rust-Oleum 248923 Automotive Fabric & Vinyl Spray Paint, 11-Ounce, Gloss Red
- Ideal for use on car seats, car door panels, vinyl car tops, dashboards, floor mats and more
- Provides excellent adhesion that won't rub off, crack or peel
- Dries to the touch in as little as 10 minutes and covers up to 12 sq ft
- Any-angle spray technology with comfort tip for easy project completion
- Restores color on vinyl, simulated leather and some fabrics with a gloss sheen
Features:
Specs:
Color | Red |
Height | 2.62 Inches |
Length | 8 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 11 oz |
Weight | 0.881849048 Pounds |
Width | 2.62 Inches |
40. Modern Masters ME149-06 Reactive Metallic Copper, 6-Ounce
This product is a household paint solventsPaint contains real metal particles, Oxidized metal finishInterior and exterior water based paintModel number: ME149-06
Specs:
Color | Copper |
Height | 4.62 Inches |
Length | 2.12 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 6 Fl Oz (Pack of 1) |
Weight | 0.5 Pounds |
Width | 2.12 Inches |
🎓 Reddit experts on interior & exterior house paint
The comments and opinions expressed on this page are written exclusively by redditors. To provide you with the most relevant data, we sourced opinions from the most knowledgeable Reddit users based the total number of upvotes and downvotes received across comments on subreddits where interior & exterior house paint are discussed. For your reference and for the sake of transparency, here are the specialists whose opinions mattered the most in our ranking.
I understand your wife's aesthetic concerns; a white kitchen really does brighten up a space, and the old wooden decor is extremely outdated and makes you feel like you're in the 80's nowadays. I recently repainted my kitchen cabinets as well: https://imgur.com/a/8zw3SZo
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I bought General Finishes milk paint. You don't need any other base coat or stripping original paint; just put it right on top the old wood. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JUP1WLM/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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Topped it off with some topcoat: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001DSZ3C8/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
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Total paint cost about $160, and the additional paintbrushes/trays $30, so all in less than $200. It took me about 5 full (~8 hour) days; definitely a lot of work, but worth it for the value. Super happy with the end result given how cheap it was.
This is so far the best option I've found because it specifically states its food safe. People will say that any old wood sealer wont leach but to be overly cautious, I'd rather use something that says its food safe. There are also cedar oils like this if you don't mind having to reapply every so often. I've just finished my own cedar bed so I've yet to make up my mind about which to use so I have nothing to back up either option. Do let us know what you choose to go with!
frost king foam duct insulation works well for that application
you can also buy butyl tape with foil backing at any big box home improvement store not the asphalt shit though that smells but works theres this stuff too
also latex elastomeric roof coating mixed with sand or microspheres is another one i use. works well for the floor pan. this stuff is already mixed
look here 30 bucks then get soam ccf camping mats or floor underlayment and your set
spray foam in the right spots or bed foam
then polyfil or whatever from walmart is nice too can stuff it in all the little spots nothing else will fit in using a coat hangar or whatever
I wouldn't recommend a big spend as a renter, but something like this (https://www.amazon.com/Rust-Oleum-263231-Cabinet-Transformations-Espresso/dp/B006Z6ADT6/ref=sr_1_fkmr0_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1482019777&sr=8-1-fkmr0&keywords=Cabinet+Transformations+Wood+Refinishing+System) in a lighter color would completely change the kitchen for the better.
I'm kind of in your situatuon. All of the walls of my new house were some shade of yellow when we moved in. I have since painted the bedrooms and the kitchen, and the rest of the house is still yellow.
I wanted a light color (lots of trees around so the house doesnt't get much direct sunlight) so I got a couple different off-white paint colors. The bedrooms I did in a very subtle green tint and the kitchen is a pinkish tint. I have a gray/blue tint for the main parts of the house for when I want to tackle it. These are all "white" paints.
Kitchen color
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07BK7WLZT?psc=1&ref=ppx_pop_mob_b_asin_title
Bedrooms color
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07BDTZT7C/ref=yo_ii_img?ie=UTF8&psc=1
I don't know how to choose colors; I'm not creative really. I just wanted to get rid of the dark yellows. I never even imagined the pink for the kitchen, but it was on sale. I painted the cabinets white and the contrast actually looks very nice.
I wanted different colors for the dining room and living room, but I can't without it looking stupid because the fireplace is partially in the dining area.
I am kind of winging it right now for my house because I don't know what I'm doing, but it's coming along ok. Sorry if this isn't more helpful.
I got 250 of the filters from amazon for like $23. They’re pretty cheap all in all. Have a link!
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LW5IAO5/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_wYotDbP2B4NQG
Hopefully, I'm posting this at the right time! Here is something at $15!
However, since it keeps going out of stock, here and here are two back-ups. :) Ya' know, in case by some crazy chance, I can do this right, lol.
Repaint with something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Rust-Oleum-254100-Painters-Metallic-Silver/dp/B006ZTHHR4/
Looks like the original was the cheap-and-nasty version of that kind of paint.
So I’ve not used this specific product but their countertop paint was amazing.
Giani Wood Look Garage Door Paint Kit, 2 Car, Black Walnut https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0766685D8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_CHiXDb2PJD9EA
I use drylok for my enclosures. Extreme goes on a bit easier than normal. It's a very good masonry waterproofing agent- a good two coats on your plywood will seal it well. No fumes with heat or otherwise, I painted a 7x2x3 in 2 coats in 3-4 hours in a 1bd apartment with only the screen door open- after the 3 hours for the final coat to dry, absolutely no smell was left.
It was pretty simple. Here's what I used:
A little pricey for the torch, but it's great for getting rid of weeds/killing sod. And I use it to light my pizza oven and fire pit quickly.
Paint : 45 Dollars
https://www.amazon.com/Jolie-Paint-Accessories-Quart-32oz-Gentlemens/dp/B07KFL722B/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=blue+wall+paint&qid=1572963787&sr=8-1
Dual monitor Arm : 35 Dollars
https://www.amazon.com/VIVO-Monitor-Adjustable-Screens-STAND-V002/dp/B009S750LA/ref=sr_1_9?keywords=monitor+arm&qid=1572963822&sr=8-9
Drill a hole in your desk : 0 Dollar
Cable cover : 15 Dollars
https://www.amazon.com/D-Line-Raceway-1D3015W-Electrical-Paintable/dp/B077YD9DG6/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=cable+cover&qid=1572965300&sr=8-3
Cable straps : 8 Dollars
https://www.amazon.com/Attmu-Reusable-Fastening-Microfiber-6-Inch/dp/B00O9VKVFK/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=cable+straps&qid=1572965368&sr=8-3
Cable sleeve : 9 Dollars
https://www.amazon.com/Alex-Tech-10ft-Protector-Sleeving/dp/B07FW3GTXB/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?keywords=cable+sleeve&qid=1572965405&sr=8-2-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzSzhQR1pSSU40Rks4JmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNjgyMDQ5MkpQU1lMMlhMV0g1RiZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwODEyODg1Mkw4UEE5T1Q2SkNDRCZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=
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Double sided tape : 6 Dollars
https://www.amazon.com/ReLuien-Adhesive-Reusable-Washable-Anti-Slip/dp/B07Y1QWZ5V/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=1OOIXED1G83R8&keywords=double+sided+tape&qid=1572965456&sprefix=double+%2Caps%2C267&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEyTkQ1SklLSzBYV1BSJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNjM1NjgzMVpPMEZKTjhSUFpNTSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwNjU0NTA0MkNKTVNEMzZGWFhSQyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=
Total cost : 118 Dollars
You're right i'm waaaaaay off my estimated price, it's about half the price i thought it would be.
I'm sorry dude I just gave my opinion on how to easily improve the aesthetic of your setup but you clearly don't really care about it, then again why post on this sub reddit then ?
Thank you! I am thinking of painting my golden-colored oak cabinets with this paint: https://www.amazon.com/General-Finishes-Persian-Paint-Quart/dp/B00JUP1ZZ0/ref=sr_1_12?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1486008365&sr=1-12&keywords=general+finishes+milk+paint#Ask
It is a little pricey, but I am hearing great things about this milk paint. And I have a problem with attention to detail when projects are very lengthy, so I am hoping the milk paint alleviates some of that.
The color seems very similar to yours!
My personal friendly letter to your husband:
https://www.amazon.com/Premier-Paint-Roller-69730-Plastic/dp/B000KKKXCU/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1487637049&sr=8-2&keywords=drop+cloth
https://www.amazon.com/HomeRight-C800766-Finish-Fine-Sprayer/dp/B003VKFDEO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487637070&sr=8-1&keywords=paint+sprayer
https://www.amazon.com/ScotchBlue-Painters-Multi-Use-1-41-Inch-60-Yard/dp/B00004Z4DI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487637095&sr=8-1&keywords=painter%27s+tapehttps://www.amazon.com/3M-8511PB1-Particulate-Respirator-10-Pack/dp/B0002YKBV2/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1487637121&sr=8-5&keywords=painter%27s+mask
https://www.amazon.com/Presa-Premium-Paint-Brushes-Piece/dp/B011ARI5IU/ref=sr_1_1?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1487637193&sr=1-1&keywords=paintbrushes
https://www.amazon.com/285143-Rust-Oleum-Ultra-Interior-Chalked/dp/B010FEBFOA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1487637303&sr=8-1&keywords=interior+paint
Or, you know. YELLOW PAGES for actual painters where she IS.
Edit:formatting.
https://www.amazon.com/Rosco-Chroma-Key-Green-Paint/dp/B003ZX2V8S ?
Just swipe that grass when they aren't looking, before they have a chance to package it?
Buy jars/buckets full?
Start growing?
double shot? If you don't mind losing the legend on the key you can dye them, just search for dying keycaps.
I know people use vinyl spray paint to dye plastics as well and I've though about doing it for test purposes. They use it on car seats/dashboards and I've seen people use it on Nerf guns and xbox controllers and it seemed to hold up.
It's $5 a can on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Rust-Oleum-248919-Automotive-11-Ounce-Fabric/dp/B003CT4ATI?th=1
I used a oxidizing paint from Modern Masters. It's a two part process first is the paint then the oxidizing solution that creates the patina.
http://www.amazon.com/Modern-Masters-ME149-06-Reactive-Metallic/dp/B000I1THBO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1462248275&sr=8-1&keywords=modern+masters+copper
Use a stain instead of latex. Looks better, and much more heat resistant.
https://www.amazon.com/Giani-Brick-Transformations-Whitewash-Fireplaces/dp/B07DXN2H2N
What about something like this. Giani Brick Transformations Whitewash Paint for Brick and Fireplaces https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DXN2H2N/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_tai_D6oWDb509EVXA paint it all. There should be other high temp paint too for different colors and looks. You may not need high temp paint so confirm first.
We use Pure Tung Oil on all of our Western Redceder, Redwood and Pine. Real Milk Paint Pure Tung Oil - Gallon https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007RO1PJC/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_rjgWzbG1PSK93