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Haha: "I am Canadian. I am opinionated. I am easily distracted."

Here's what else I know about you. I know you won a neighborhood double dutch contest when you were eleven by cheating. Yeah, I saw you put tacks into Shayla's special jump roping shoes. She didn't stand a chance, once those pins started stabbing her in the feet. And don't even deny it was you who tied Lacey's laces together so she fell and hurt her knee too badly to compete. I ain't saying you've got no balls, but I'm saying I know what you did. I never jumped rope again after I saw you, my idol, cheat to get to the top.

I know you sometimes take bubble baths in spaghetti sauce. I'm too traumatized to explain that one much more.

I know you have an affinity for cloaked clown figurines, and that you run the black market on ceramic cats, as well. I also am aware of the counterfeit business you've got going on in which you lop the horns off of ceramic cow statues and sand down the hooves so you can sell them to unsuspecting cat lovers. Well I'm no dummy, and I know a cow when I see one.



My item: I really would like this super large container of parmesan cheese. Stop. Stop laughing! Shut your mouth; this isn't a laughing matter! I really like cheese. It'd be super to have this bulk container of cheese so I don't have to keep buying a new small container every week.

http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Grated-Parmesan-Cheese-container/dp/B001C5Z23M/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2Z8QXC2F6RJMY&coliid=I1CJBGMO7OD2KR

The cheese is sort of a joke, but sort of not. My actual wish is this dog toy for my husky, but you could get me cheese, too, if you want. Or just surprise me.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuffys-LIL-Oscar-Sea-Creatures/dp/B000NVDEY0/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=2Z8QXC2F6RJMY&coliid=I7OCQV1ZAU3ED

A few of my favorites:

Honey

French's fried Onions. Great with veggies, on sandwiches, meat, pasta: https://www.amazon.com/Frenchs-Fried-Onions-Original-Ounce/dp/B00934Q7BU?th=1

Crumbled chips/crackers. These store for weeks and are great for adding flavor, crunch, and filler to foods. High in carbs - good for hiking/camping.

Freeze dried veg. Don't knock these til you try em. They're awesome: https://www.northbaytrading.com/freeze-dried-organic-peas

Savory spicy nut butter from Eliot's (or any nut butter for that matter): https://www.amazon.com/Eliots-Adult-Nut-Butters-Friendly/dp/B01APBSWJO/ref=sr_1_4_s_it?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1537740651&sr=1-4&keywords=eliots%2Bnut%2Bbutter&th=1

My pantry go-to for rice, grains, and pasta: https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Grated-Parmesan-24-Ounce/dp/B06XQ3GV8B/ref=sr_1_6_s_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1537740778&sr=1-6&fpw=pantry&keywords=parmesan+cheese

Cheese powder. Great in eggs, on popcorn, etc: https://www.amazon.com/Anthonys-Premium-Cheddar-Cheese-Powder/dp/B076TPLFFD/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1537740917&sr=8-2&keywords=cheese%2Bpowder&th=1

Last time I posted a link to a product people bitched because ugh, marketing even though I had deleted the /ref= tag from the amazon url.

A simple "What kind did you use, brands can vary in consistency quite a bit?" probably would have been more constructive than "it's useless to people," but whatever.

Isopure Zero Carb Protein Powder, 100% Whey Protein Isolate

Kraft 100% Grated Parmesan Cheese, 8 oz

I figure if we're doing this, I might as well make the links easy to click, ya know? Enjoy these exciting products. You're welcome. Glad to have helped.

Hi -- here are some things you might add, based on what you say you like:

Peanut butter: http://www.amazon.com/Creamy-Peanut-Butter-Twin-Ounce/dp/B00061ETX2/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1419134519&sr=8-10&keywords=peanut+butter

Jelly (grape, but there are other kinds): http://www.amazon.com/Welchs-Concord-Grape-Jelly-jars/dp/B0046ZD6LK/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1419134732&sr=8-3&keywords=jelly

Nutella: http://www.amazon.com/Nutella-Chocolate-Hazelnut-Spread-35-3oz/dp/B008IGB0QQ/ref=sr_1_2?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1419134619&sr=1-2&keywords=nutella

mac and cheese: http://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Macaroni-Cheese-7-25-oz-Boxes/dp/B0019RLJV2/ref=pd_bxgy_gro_text_z

Pasta (there are others, but this seemed like a lot for the money, at least at first glance, and given that we're talking Amazon Prime): http://www.amazon.com/Barilla-Pasta-Rotini-Farfalle-Value/dp/B003N9HMQ0/ref=sr_1_34?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1419134819&sr=1-34&keywords=pasta

Pasta sauce: http://www.amazon.com/Barilla-Pasta-Sauce-Variety-Ounce/dp/B00FQGP20Q/ref=sr_1_47?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1419134819&sr=1-47&keywords=pasta

Parmesan cheese (because pasta!): http://www.amazon.com/Milanos-Parmesan-Cheese-Grated-Ounce/dp/B00B1OWX2M/ref=sr_1_9?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1419135159&sr=1-9&keywords=parmesan+cheese

There are lots of others; these are just thoughts. They're things you say you like, and honestly, I'd rather buy them than Pringles (for one thing, they are much more yummy.) Let me now if you update it; in any case, happy holidays1

Cello Whisps... made from parmesan cheese. Delish and zero carbs. Perfect for when you want that salty crunch.
I dip mine into veggie cream cheese for an awesome snack. https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1484675216&sr=8-3&keywords=cello%2Bwhisps&th=1

It varies slightly from time to time, sometimes I saute some minced garlic and peppers to mix in, other times it's just uncooked minced garlic.

The basic recipe:

1TBSP butter (optional)

1/2 onion, chopped (optional)

1-2 small red/yellow/orange peppers, chopped (optional)

3 cloves minced garlic

20oz ground turkey

1/2c breadcrumbs (I use 4C Salt-Free Seasoned Bread Crumbs )

1 egg

2.5tsp Worcestershire sauce

1tsp salt

1/2tsp each black pepper, onion powder, dried oregano, smoked paprika, dried basil, garlic powder, cumin

1-2 dashes liquid smoke (optional)

~1/2c catsup, divided

1/4-1/3c Grated/shredded cheese (I use 4C Homestyle Parmesean-Romano which doesn't contain Cellulose powder)

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If using peppers/onions, saute with minced garlic in butter until browned then set aside for 5 minute in bowl to cool.

If not cooking garlic, add straight to bowl.

Add 1/4c catsup and all other ingredients except cheese to bowl, hand-mix until combined. Overmixing will cause it to be too firm; done correctly, it will come out light and fluffy.

Press into 4x8" loaf pan, spread remaining catsup on top.

Bake at 350F until internal temp reaches 165F. In a regular oven this is ~45-55min; I do mine in a toaster oven which cuts cooking time in half. A remote thermometer is a godsend for me on this.

Remove from oven, spread cheese on top and cover with foil for 5 minutes.

You should check out Parmesan cheese whisps, they sell them at costco, or you can get them on amazon in that link. They are a great cheesey chip substitute

well yeah

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-Bonati-Riserva-Approximately/dp/B0029Y12G6

its cheese bro

what do you expect. it taste like cheese.

Hopefully someone else can answer (I haven't had Parmesan since going veg).

I found this online though which had decent reviews. Maybe it's good?

depends on how much you love your sister...

enourmously

a lot! bien sur!

a bunch!, but she's kinda stinky

let's be realistic, she's just my sister...

hey her husband should be shelling out the big bucks not me...

meh, if it's round, it's a wheel, right?

oh wow, it really is $3000. Only $4.99 shipping though!

Compare to Whisps, the TJ's is a much more price friendly. https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O

keto snack of the Gods :) https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O

Haha some of the customer reviews for it are just great

Did you happen to write a review of this cheese. There is also plenty of other good reviews

Parmesan is only worth $2 a lb. in bulk??

That's a 10x Markup to retail.
http://www.amazon.com/Italian-Parmigiano-Reggiano-1-Pound/dp/B0012143AE

Those cheese wheels should be worth a lot more at vendors.

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-Bonati-Riserva-Approximately/dp/B0029Y12G6

here's an 80 pound wheel of parmigiano reggiano for just over 3 grand. idk the size of the one in the post, but there's a benchmark at least.

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-Bonati-Riserva-Approximately/dp/B0029Y12G6

>Parmigiano Reggiano, Bonati Riserva Cheese (Whole Wheel) Approximately 80 Lbs

>Price: $2,565.57 ($32.07 / pound) + $264.05 shipping

Parmesan Cheese Whisps.

https://www.amazon.com/Cello-Whisps-Parmesan-Cheese-Crisps/dp/B010LWFX9O

I am guessing you have not been to the USA
https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Grated-Parmesan-Cheese-Canister/dp/B06XQ23K58

Canister or bottle
https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Grated-Parmesan-Cheese-Canister/dp/B06XQ23K58

https://smile.amazon.com/Kraft-Grated-Parmesan-Cheese-Canister/dp/B06XQ23K58

whisps

https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Grated-Parmesan-Cheese-Canister/dp/B06XQ23K58

I get mine online

Go Veggie Dairy-Free Grated Topping, Parmesan, 4 oz (Pack of 2) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018660S4W/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_Lx-wyb2VS577N

How about a little Parmigiano

Better Price, and Prime-able

https://www.amazon.com/Parmigiano-Reggiano-First-Quality-Reggiano/dp/B001F5IFLA/?tag=readerwp-20

You can get an 80lb wheel for about $1000 USD from Amazon.

Here you go.

https://www.amazon.com/Kraft-Cheese-mburring-Parmesan-Grated/dp/B000RPVQC4

I'm lazy and on mobile but here's a precut wedge: Belgioioso, Cheese Parmesan Reggiano Wedge, 8 oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000BF5GNK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_LIFgAb4VED1E2

Artificial is not bad. Artificial is bad when it replaces natural nutrients your body needs.


Would you rather eat 8 ounces of protein or 8 oz of cardboard? Have a look at this can of grated Parmesan with no fillers. It lists cellulose powder as an ingredient while clearly saying there are no fillers. Now think about that when you eat 100% beef McDonalds hamburgers and feed your baby Gerber Applesauce made with 100% apples.

TIL how much cheese that actually is

shits expensive yo

Breakfasts - Bulletproof coffee, and some coldbrew coffees with cream till lunch

Lunches - protein shake, with some Cello cheese crisps

Dinners - Hubby's in charge tonight and tomorrow, so probably bacon wrapped hotdogs or some scramble (bacon, broccoli cheese and scrambled eggs). I'll make Hamburger salads or some keto veggie succotash (zuchinni, broccoli, and cauliflower cooked with bacon) later in the week. I've also got some low carb Chicken Tikka Masala in the fridge, make some cauliflower rice with it, Yum!!