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How to (actually) be anonymous online

Section 1: Prerequisites — Hardware

Computer

To use the Internet you will obviously need a computer. You may use your existing one (provided you install the recommended software below), but its a much better idea to get a dedicated machine that you would be using for all your alter-ego activities. If you don’t care about performance, a cheap $300 netbook may do just fine, however if you plan to be using it a lot, it’s recommended you get something with at least 8GB of RAM, 128GB SSD and a decent CPU (Modern Core i3 or better). Make sure you pay cash for the machine.

Phone

Many online services require phone verification in order to get an account, while others may require it for 2 factor authentication, which is always a good idea. While there are many websites that allow you to receive SMS, they are typically used by thousands of people and you will have a hard time finding one that will work with popular services, so it’s best to get your own. You can get a cheap pre-paid phone, put $100 on it, which should last you almost a year. You will buy it with cash. Many providers will allow you to pick a number and area code, so be sure to pick one that’s different from the state/province that you are in.

Section 2: Prerequisites — Software

Veracrypt is a full disk encryption software which is the de facto successor to TrueCrypt (which ceased development in 2014 under very suspicious circumstances). Like TrueCrypt, Veracrypt is open source, and has been recently audited so it’s your best bet.

VirtualBox allows you to run a different operating system inside a virtual machine.

TOR/VPN

You will need a way to hide your ISP assigned IP address. The free option, TOR, is open source and is actively maintained by hundreds of developers world wide. However, TOR usage is easily detected so you may have a hard time accessing some services and the speeds are going to be less than stellar.

Alternatively, you can invest a few dollars per month into a privacy conscious VPN provider. TorrentFreak keeps an excellent list of these providers, which is updated every year. Things to look out for include lack of logs, built in firewall, acceptance of Bitcoin and a proven history of not turning over subscriber data when asked for it. HideMyAss for example is a popular provider, however you may want to stay away from it, even if you don’t plan on having your data being subpoenaed by the FBI.

Section 2: Setup

Step 1 — Setup your computer

OS Encryption

This is the first step is also your last line of defense in a worst case scenario. Use VeraCrypt to encrypt your OS. For the extra paranoid, you can also setup a hidden operating system where you essentially have 2 completely separate operating systems, depending on which password you enter during the decryption process, and its nearly impossible to prove the existence of the other.

Virtual Machine

Whether you’re using your existing computer, or a dedicated device, I strongly recommend running a VM (virtual machine) on it, and restricting your alter-ego activities to it. This has the extra benefit of containing most malware inside the VM itself, which could also deanonymize you if you’re sharing the same OS for your regular and alter-ego activities. Think of it as a quarantine zone, and everything inside has space AIDs. You don’t want anything going in it (personal information), and more importantly out of it.

Never use this VM to access any of your existing accounts including but not limited to your bank, Gmail, Twitter, Facebook, Yahoo, Instagram, Pornhub, your local church’s message board, etc.

Don’t open the browser inside the VM until you get a VPN, as you run the risk of getting fingerprinted and tracked while on your ISP IP address.

Step 2 — Get some Bitcoin

Contrary to popular belief, Bitcoin is not anonymous. All transactions and wallet (account) balances are public information. Bitcoin does hide the identity of the wallet holder. Unfortunately, simply spending the Bitcoins on products/services in your name nullifies this. You can watch a video on this subject here.

There are many exchanges online where you can buy Bitcoin, all of which will require personal identification, which sometimes goes above and beyond what you need to provide to trade on the stock market. You have plenty of opportunity to expose yourself as you use Bitcoin, so at the very least try not to do that at the very beginning.

The best thing to do is buy Bitcoin with cash. You can use LocalBitcoins for this purpose. Alternatively you could use a Bitcoin ATM if one is available in your city. Keep in mind some of them require extreme measures like providing your ID, palm scanning, DNA samples and first born child sacrifice in order to use them. Only use the ones that don’t require any of these things, unless you hate your kids.

You will also need a wallet. I’m not talking about getting another highly fashionable Bacon Wallet you may be carrying around already, but a Bitcoin wallet, which is unfortunately not bacon flavored.

When it comes to storing your Bitcoins you have 3 options: online wallet, computer wallet and cold storage. We’ll ignore cold storage for the purposes of this article.

There are many online wallets being provided by various companies, but they suffer from the same issues mentioned above (need to provide private information). I personally like having the wallet on my computer since I’m the only one truly in possession of my Bitcoins, and I don’t have to rely on any 3rd party which has my private information or is constantly at a risk of getting robbed. Here is a good list of wallets you could use. Make sure you’re looking at the “Desktop” category. The downside to using these is that if your hard-drive crashes, and you made no backups, all your money is gone.

Step 3 — Get a VPN

Now that you got your computing environment setup, and acquired Bitcoins, it’s time to get a good VPN for situations where TOR is blocked, or you must change your IP to a specific country in order to access a service.

Fire up your TOR Browser, and head over to your favorite VPN provider’s website. Most will ask you for an email, you can use a disposable email provider for this purpose. Some providers don’t even ask you for an email, which is a good sign of their commitment to privacy.

Firewall

Make sure the provider you choose has a proper firewall built into the client, not just a “kill switch”, which is basically snake oil, since it’s a reactive measure that simply shuts off the processes of your choice if the VPN connection drops. Between the connection dropping, and your browser being forcibly closed by the app, there is no guarantee that packets will not leak, not to mention all the other applications running on your computer, including the OS itself, which make random requests to random servers at random times. With a kill switch you won’t be able to protect yourself from leaks.

A firewall on the other hand is a proactive measure, which if properly implemented, fails closed, meaning all activity outside of the tunnel is firewalled at all times, by default, so if your connection drops, there is nothing for the application to do, and you can guarantee that not a single packet will leak revealing your ISP assigned IP address to the outside world. Windscribe, IVPN and AirVPN all have excellent firewalls which use Windows Filtering Platform and pf to block all activity outside of the tunnel.

Those who don’t trust the application level firewall, can setup Whonix, which uses a separate VM which functions as a router for the VM where your activity takes place. If connectivity drops for any reason, packets cannot go out to the Internet.

Protocols

Of the 3 commonly used protocols, I strongly encourage using the open source OpenVPN protocol. PPTP is entirely broken and unsafe to use, and IPSec/L2TP is easily detected and arguably already exploited by the NSA.

Now that you chose your VPN provider, pay for the account with Bitcoin and connect to a server of your choosing.

Step 4 — Setup your browser

Unless you plan to use TOR exclusively, you will need another browser that you will use in conjunction with the VPN you just got.

I don’t recommend using Google Chrome or Firefox, as they have tracking built in. I recommend getting the latest stable version of Chromium (what Chrome is based on), with no Sync or WebRTC support. Alternatively you can use Palemoon, but the extension support is very limited.

Then install the following browser extensions:

Step 5 — Get a password manager

Weak and reused passwords are usually the number one cause of accounts getting hijacked, and a compromised account on any 3rd party service may assist an adversary in deanonymizing you. You can’t prevent or foresee security issues which may exist in the service itself, but at least you can do your part by generating strong and unique passwords for all the services you use. There are many password managers out there, LastPass, KeePass and Dashlane are just some of them.

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• Rubber Duck x Colorless: Bright White High Top Plimsoll's Sz. 10.5 - copped these beauties in Copenhagen for around a $100 USD if I remember correctly, wore them around the town for a day and never since as they were packed in the box and I gained a shoe addiction rotation that spun far out of control. BEST OFFER as Rubber Ducks aren't sold much in the states. Will consider trades if something interesting.
  
  
  
  
• Banana Republic 40R Black 3 button Modern Fit Black Blazer, this beauty is a staple of every wardrobe and has all of the tags still attached (never wore it outside fitting room) - $100 OBO
  
  
• Banana Republic Black Modern Fit Tailored Pants, 32/34 originally bought these in the same fabric as the above Blazer. With that blazer it can be worn simply as a suit, or you can wear just the bottoms or just the tops. The fabric is beautiful , light weight yet substantiand an amazing example of a staple of every wardrobe and has all of the tags still attached (never wore it outside fitting room) - $60 OBO
  
  
• Levi's Trucker Size Large (Worn once) - $55 $45 OBO
  
  
• NEW IN PACKAGE JIMI wallet in White - $12 OBO (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-Smith-Sports-Wallet-White/dp/B0097AEHLM/ref=lh_ni_t?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A2NS3BI6LEB43L[1] )
  
  
• Northface Denali - $100 , Size Medium, Worn one season.
  
  
• 4 AE Vintage Slim Fit Polos Size Medium (each worn maybe once, I think some have the tags on them), Amazing for summer these are high quality and hold up better than my lacoste / RL piques. Not to mention the fit is spot on - $60 FOR ALL FOUR!
  
  
• Allen Edmonds OxBlood/Cordovan, McAllister 10.5 - looking for trades in equivalent shoes (or preferably boots) in 9.5
  
  
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Does anyone have recommendations for a cute wallet? Looking at black or white ones that aren't too big, other colors are fine (not pink, light blue or purple are best). Ideally it'll be very slim and able to fit in a purse, but I'm fine if it's nice enough to carry it by hand. A keyring/chain would be great too, but I think it may ruin the aesthetic. It also has to be from Amazon or eBay since I'm not allowed to buy stuff from Alibaba/other sites by my parents. Ideally they'll be under $25, but $50 would probably be the hard cutoff for price.

This is the only one I'm looking at seriously right now, but it's pink and doubles as a handbag, which I'm not really looking for.

[Pink/Black Clutch] (https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00Z9WS2A4/ref=ox_sc_act_title_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&smid=A147ZDMDBNOCK5)

Here are some other ones I think are cute, but eliminated for whatever reason.

Cute, but Bad Quality Clutch
, Cute, but Bulky Clutch

These are pictures I've found online that I think are also really cute. I do like the vintage floral/polka dot type designs, and I adore the clasp on the second one.

Kinda my Style, Kinda not, Polka Dot Clutch/not Really Wallet

To be perfectly honest, I'm kinda confused as to what I want to get. I was looking at the minimalist steel ones since I tend to wear jeans with tiny pockets, but they're so plain I'm worried that I'll lose it easily. I also love the sophisticated black with metal clasp look but they also seem to double as clutches. I like the vintage floral kinda thing and they tend to be smaller, but I think I like them slightly less than the other kind. Can anyone help me pick?

1. Ae Wooden Toys Cherrywood Kazoo I know kazoos are huge in the edc community so I'm excited to tell you all this thing is excellent! I used to find myself in all sorts of situations where I needed one but was sadly kazooless. Playing shows, Hiking mountain trails, having SEX with WOMEN. All failures without kazoo. I resorted to stashing plastic Party City kazoos everywhere. But plastic kazoos break. This wooden one is more durable, goes around my neck and is all around nicer. No more embarassing moments like being a grown-ass man without a kazoo around his neck. No sir.
   
2. SOG Key Folding Knife it's actually pretty nice for my needs but I wish I had more of a compact multitool to keep in my pocket
   
3. Cheap Handkerchief from walmart
   
4. Bic Lighter More of a sometimes carry, I don't smoke anything (contrary to popular belief) I just really like certain songs and you never know who might need a light or when you'll need to set something on fire.
   
5. DeWalt MT16 I mostly leave this one in the car and only put it in my pocket when I'm on a job or at a gig. I feel like it opens too slowly and has a few wasted tools like the straight edge/ruler that's too small to be any good. The knife/wire cutters/pliers/screwdrivers/scissors come in pretty handy, but Ideally I want something that opens faster, is less bulky and maybe has a hole punch. A small multitool for my keychain and one with more functions for my car.
   
6. Coin Purse I don't know why everyone doesn't use one of these or what they do with their coins but it's been a godsend. I guess theoretically when full it can also be used as a makeshift fistload for defense, but let's be real, who picks fights with the kazoo guy?
   
7. Royce Leather Jotter This item is one of my favorite things in the world. I have a habit of losing pens and forgetting notebooks which Everyone should carry especially if you're the writing type and this eliminates that problem and is a pretty slim wallet. (the rest of the 7s are kept inside the wallet)
   a. ImageReflectors shatterproof mirror because it's way harder to check your teeth/eyes/nose with a front facing camera for some reason
   b. Base Set 2 Meowth card for sentimental and slightly superstitious reasons
   c. lense cloth cleans glasses better than the handkerchief
   d. Dunlop tortex 1mm a similar case to the lighter I have a pick in my mandolin case that I like better and I think dunlop discontinued and I refuse to use one for guitar unless my hand is bleeding but there's always someone who needs one.
   
8. LG X Power with Zizo case and screen protector bad phone, bad case, screen apparently cracked in my pocket during a 15 minute drive, but it's all I got until I save up some more.

I‘m looking for a wallet with a coin pouch similar to the one in this MK wallet

https://www.amazon.com/Michael-Kors-Around-Signature-Jacquard/dp/B00HAZCIE4

I have this wallet in black but it is a few years old now and the leather is fading! I‘d like to find a wallet in a similar size (maybe larger? But not a full length size if that makes sense!) with a dedicated flap coin pouch and in a nicer design or brand.

I don‘t know if a wallet like this exists in luxury, but honestly anything that can fit both euros and dollars, and have a place to access coins easily (and fit a decent amount of them) will be good! I feel like most wallets this size don‘t accommodate coins very well. If I can‘t find one similar, I may just have to buy the Victorine off DHGate!

Budget: Under 80 USD including shipping

I'm a HUGE Rebecca Minkoff fan. I have this bag and it's amazing. It's convertible, so it can be a cross-body or shoulder bag, and it has zippers on the sides that expand it when you need to fit extra stuff. There's a video here on Zappo's that demonstrates. It comes in tons of colors (just google "Rebecca Minkoff Swing"); I got Tortora, which is like a very pale purple-grey. It's great quality and very versatile, I love it!

I also got the matching Olivia Tech Wallet, which is great for when I don't want to carry a purse, I can just grab it and go.

Sorry I sound like such a salesperson here, I just really love my set-up. :)

My BDAY is April 13th! I have been told twice that my spirit animal is a wolf, because i'm a good
communicator, and seek trust in people. And I can relate on their love for freedom, and their loyalty to family. Also from time to time I have had dreams where a wolf appears (this seems to happen before I take a big decision).
They are really beautiful and intelligent animals. :)

I would love to have this or this as a BDAY gift! n.n

Btw! [HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!] (http://youtu.be/v1WDAV9FQC8)

A few days ago my wallet was stolen and all my cash was in it :( i have too little on all my cards to buy a new one, i get my replacement cards soon but I'd be a little less stressed about it if i had a cute wallet.
I really love this one :) its in my wishlist! Pink would be awesome :)))

Thank you for helping out :)

Oh god, how convenient! I am soooo confused on wallets! I really need a good wallet, and I found this lovely wallet: Amazon black trifold one I like this because it meets all my requirements and has a very unique but class design. I do NOT like how "T" and "B" are in the gems though.

So, I wandered over to the ted baker website and low and behold, there's a 50% off sale! Like omg, wtf, how did this happen? Sooooo I found these two wallets for a total of $160.

Green trifold one

Black envelope one

Brown envelope one

Since, for a mere twenty dollars more than what i was planning on paying, I can get TWO wallets. I initially wanted a black one for my multipurpose wardrobe and one that would look classy with a lot, which the Amazon link does quite well. The green one, is in the style I like, and in green, which is my favorite color, but doesn't go with a ton. Unfortunately. The second black one, the envelope design, that is a very practical style and still has a bit of style. It also comes in brown. Which is why I am asking, should I get the evelope style in both black and brown, or should I go with the black envelope and the trifold styles but in black and green? I mean, the brown is practical and would fit in with the rest of my wardrobe, but the green is soooo much prettier.

TLDR, should I get two matching envelope styles wallets in both black or brown (to coordinate with EVERYTHING) or should I get two different wallet styles, but in the colors that I love and don't go with exactly everything?

1. This is what first came to mind when you mentioned "sweaty". It's a great way to get some exercise without having to go outside and get super sweaty from the heat alone!
   
   
2. Cool down, you say? I was looking for cool ice molds when I found this. I actually really want some of these someday. Not for whiskey as intended, but it would still look cool in any drink.
   
   
3. No picnic would be complete without THIS! I'm lazy when it comes to picnics, I'd much prefer to just get food to go and then go sit in a park and eat it. All the fun, none of the cooking/cleanup.
   
   
4. There's no question of where I'd want to go. My mom and I have been talking about our trip to Italy "someday" since I was a toddler.
   
   
5. This sums up my childhood perfectly. I was not a very outgoing child, and I didn't have many friends. But HP was my link to a wonderful, open world with so many friends and possibilities.
   
   
6. I would bring one of these for everyone camping with us. I'm trying to think of a logical reason why, but I can't come up with one because I'm laughing too much. Let's just say because it would be freaking hilarious.
   
   
7. This is adorable and I want one someday. It probably wouldn't help against wildfires, but who knows?
   
   
8. This is totally my pump-up song What's better to get the whole car dancing and singing along?
   
   
9. This would not be a good idea to bring along. I'm also kind of scared of what watchlist I'm on now for searching that.
   
   
10. Two years ago, I got to see this wonderful group at my state fair. I still remember that concert every time I think of summer.
    
    Ah, summer...Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.

Ba Co N

Bacon Strips and Bacon strips

Bacon Wallet

Exercise = Bacon

Exercise = Bacon 2

Bacon Strips hoodie

Everything tastes better wrapped in Bacon

Bacon Makes everything Better

Bacon is my Fav Veggie

Got Bacon?

Egg skull and cross Bacon

Come to the Darkside We Have Bacon

This Guy Loves Bacon

Life is Better With Bacon

Bacon Lounge Pants

Bacon duct tape

Bacon boxers

Bc = Bacon the Delicious element

I <3 Bacon sticker

Bacon Mints

Bacon toothpaste

Bacon floss

Bacon Jellybeans

Bacon Tie

Bacon Candy bar

Maple and Bacon Lollipops

Keep calm and Bacon Nom

If Bacon Grew on Trees

Mmmmm Bacon

50 shades of Bacon

I'd wrap that in Bacon

Bacon Soap

Bacon coffee mug

And to Wrap All of these amazing thing up???

BACON WRAPPING PAPER!!!!

Bacon is Meat Candy when it comes to finding things bacon.. I go above and beyond the call of duty.

I know a lot of you have made resolutions to buy fewer, more quality pieces, so I'm going to include more of the higher-end stores in my Fashion Finds this year. Please note that these pieces will be more expensive. But I'll still be checking the fast fashion stores I'm not currently boycotting as well. I'm also going to get better at noting if an item is Men's or Plus, although I strongly encourage everyone to check out every link. You never know what you might find on the other side of the aisle.

• asymmetrical cashmere vest - great layering piece!
  
  
• Helmut Lang Asymmetrical zip jacket - another great layering piece, since it's rayon and can go under a heavier jacket
  
  
• Men's Vince asymmetrical-zip peacoat - whatever happened to our tactical-elf guy? This made me this of you!
  
  
• Helmut Lang asymmetrical bra top - for those of you jealous of BBQ's tank top
  
  
• silk blazer with asymmetric collar - TOTES SPACESHIP CORPORATE or HIGH-TECH CYBERPUNK god damn it I wish I had an office job so I could justify this one
  
  
• Kenneth Cole men's asymmetrical-zip down filled jacket - yes, one of my favorite search keywords is asymmetrical, however did you guess?
  
  
• T by Alexander Wang charcoal dress - the neon yellow piping pops it right over to the cyberpunk side of the spectrum
  
  
• T by Alexander Wang black sweater with neon trim - very sporty, but still could be cyberpunk
  
  
• McQ tank top - the processed devil baby totally makes this shirt, I can't decide if I love it or hate it. Very McQueen, really.
  
  
• T by Alexander Wang red cropped cotton cardigan- could be a nice layering piece for our Leveled Up Punks around here
  
  
• Alexander Wang tank top - digitalized face, for those of you not into devil babies
  
  
• Men's wrap-around kimono in olive green - this could work in so many styles, everyone check it out, moris, tactical elves, cyberpunks, etc.
  
  
• MEN'S GLITTER FABRIC BUTTON DOWN SHIRT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
  
  
• Men's black and white graphic button-down - high-tech cyberpunk/spaceship corporate right here, fellas!
  
  
• Star Wars Captain Phasma wallet - I didn't even realize this was a Star Wars wallet at the first, the design is so sleek and exaggerated it looks very modern. Perfect example of Geek Chic.
  
  
• Just a very pretty checked scarf
  
  
• Of course we all need another asymmetric hooded cardigan
  
  
• CYBERPUNK OR PUNK BLAZER - seriously, look at this shit what even is this pattern? Digitized houndstooth on acid? SOMEONE BUY THIS.
  
  
• burgundy knit sweater with asymmetrical hem - there's at least five of you I know this would be perfect for!
  
  
• Men's long asymmetric jersey jacket - FANTASTIC layering piece!
  
  
• Men's pattered cotton sweater - it's like a grayscale modern camo, very cool
  
  
• and of course everyone needs a hatching dinosaur candle
  

Not so much that they were inconvenient, but sometimes feels too bulky for me. I liked having the notebook, but used it mostly for reference (IT stuff, commands, notes, etc) and was not updating it often. I have since switched to a smaller zipper wallet like this, and in doing so have given up the notebook but gained the ability to carry a pen, small thumb drives, guitar picks, and other nonsense in a package that's easier on my back end. I'm with you in that initially it feels better to take notes on paper, but I've switched to using phone apps like Google Keep for the trade-off of pocket comfort.

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I'd say get your hands on a cheap one and see how it works for you.

Giiiirl I feel you. I'm a 2x-4x depending on the brand, and I literally spent like 3 hours looking at clothes in my size in every single subcategory on Amazon today. Granted I was looking for stuff under $25 (I'm cheap), but I found fuckall as far as funny nerdy gamery retro awesome things. I should probably expand my search.

I love your Ash cosplay by the way. Like, a lot. So, here's a men's shirt (because there are zero Boomstick related feminine-cut clothing on Amazon)

40s/50s pinup rockabilly

• Red polka dot, ruffly tank
  
• 50s era polka dot dress
  
• Seriously hot secretary skirt
  
• Wednesday Addams dress if she grew up
  
• Sunglasses
  
  Casual and graphic tees
  
  
• Nautical T-shirt
  
• Native style feather bib necklace tee
  
• Celestial symbol tank
  
• Skull tee with vintage Chemist logo and floral back
  
• Crybaby tee
  
• Wonder Woman tee
  
• obligatory Dia de los Muertos tee
  
• Palmestry tank
  
  Zombie stuff
  
  
• Daryl Dixon faux knit ugly Christmas sweater
  
• Illustrated zombie wallet
  
• Illustrated zombie and vertical stripe tank dress
  
• Pillsbury dough boy zombie tee
  
• Vitruvian Zombie tee
  
• Zombie element tee
  
• Zombie hoodie

I understand what you are looking for, but this is even better.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B010QAPIDW/ref=twister_B00LHYM650?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1

Basically, it comes with the sticks, BUT it also comes with skins and a strap for the little butterfingers :=). I personally have them, took around 3 weeks :( to order into Florida, but was worth the low price + free shipping. Very high quality and you get 6 thumb stick replacements. I could post pics if you don't believe ;D.

If you don't feel like waiting three weeks, get these suckers. http://www.amazon.com/Aweek%C2%AE-Silicone-PlayStation-Controller-Black-3/dp/B00VFY0KCS/ref=pd_sim_147_7?ie=UTF8&dpID=41gVA5okRYL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=1W4ZA8YAQAVR5C1PGR1N . My children surprised me with them when my wife bought my ps4. I definitely love them. Don't forget, kontrol freeks are also an option, I love them very much :D

Wow! Thanks so much for linking your review! Your pictures make me really want to buy it! Would you be able to take a pic of the bag when it's completely filled with all of the items you usually carry (all the items in the last pic in your review)? I feel like I would carry most of those items and that would give me a better idea of how it looks when filled for normal use!
Also, if I don't include the notebook, do you thing a full size wallet would fit easily? I use this one for reference.

HI!!!! HOW ARE YOU??? I LOVE WORKING! My favorite thing was actually applying and getting a job... well, getting three offers and then picking one... and I don't regret the one I picked :)

this can be used!

Bacon is Meat Candy

surprise me!

Here is what I had to drink on my 21st. Smelled good, tasted... well i dont know, i was drunk :)

If he is a redditor, he might like this

and one of my personal favorites, the bacon wallet!

I have become successful and independent at my job! I am so stoked!

I also got my dad a movie I knew that he would love and he called me grinning ear to ear!

I wanted to say also, that my mom is a midwife! She has been studying under Ina Mae Gaskin for years now, and she loves it. My littlest sister was an at home birth, and since then my mom has dedicated herself to learning to be a midwife. It is so interesting!

and this wallet would be so awesomeeeeeeee :D its on my ghibli list! (there are two but I have so many lists, I figured I would narrow it down for you hahaha)

An Epic Meal Time bacon strips shirt!

And a wallet :D

Duct tape?

50 Shades of Bacon.

And wrap it all in some bacon gift wrap.

Bacon is Meat Candy! Surprise me :)

Chums surfshorts wallet for cards you don’t need to actually use in public and for pocket edc consolidation

Chums Surfshort Wallet (Orange) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B008H0XDOU/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_rf1yDb2939Q09

Plus A sinjimoru phone wallet for the credt card and gas rewards card

Sinjimoru Phone Grip Card Holder with Flap, Credit Card Stick-On Wallet Functioning as Phone Holder, Safety Finger Strap for iPhone and Android Sinji Pouch B-Flap, Black https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FT8KSHZ/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_xe1yDbJZXWBWZ

This is super cute.

My phone case has a slot for 3 cards, and this is similar.

This is also decent.

hmbmelly wrote:

This is super cute.

My phone case has a slot for 3 cards, and this is similar.

This is also decent.

This is pretty similar to the wallet I have. It is super slim and I only carry 4 cards with me and minimal cash. I've never had an issue carrying it is sweatpants or gym shorts either as it isn't very bulky.

CIti Costco Anywhere: Gas 4%, dining travel 3%
Chase freedom or/and discover depending on the quarter.
One debt card from chase or citi, does not matter in case credit card is not accepted.
DL.
$20 bill
Photocopy (trimmed) of all membership card that does not use mag strip, total 6 pics, as thin as one credit card.


After reducing the cards in my wallet, I am able to use this wallet. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01FICEK6Y/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

bacon wallet?

Bacon is meat candy.
All my items are in euros so with shipping included anything 4 euro or less should be about 10$ surprises are nice if its not too much trouble for you. ^ -^

No mattress wallet to be found, but I've found you some better options...

Bringin' home the bacon

Banana for scale

Dad joke

Bacon is Meat Candy. Surprise me.

I think the bacon wallet is kinda nifty.

#4 would be my pick. It's actually very similar to my wallet which is just a card holder with a pocket for cash. I fell into a Costanza wallet situation where I filled my bifold to the point that it was basically exploding. Much happier with the card holder.

my wallet is attached to my keys (the little chums wallet is great and I highly recommend) so if I am taking my car I take it. If I am not taking my car I usually just take my credit card out of the wallet and take that with me along with my phone. If I'll need my ID with me for some reason I'll take that too, but not usually

#1

#2

#3 different item now.

Bacon is Meat Candy and surprise me!

Jame's Jean's art always inspires me.
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My item: http://www.amazon.com/My-Neighbor-Totoro-Long-Wallet/dp/B0042LL6V0/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=1UVZZ2SW561HY&coliid=I258NPDROAFO9Y

Something like this?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B008H0XDOU/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1526048565&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=chums+wallet&dpPl=1&dpID=51pBit9LIwL&ref=plSrch

I just got this wallet. It's cheap ($12), small and compact, and holds 6 cards. You may need something bigger though but for me it works well as I have 3 cards in my every-day wallet and 6 in the other.

I work as a project engineer (fancy name for a PM's lackey) and I have two wallets. I use this for all my every day carry (ID, credit/debit, public transport, insurance cards etc., all the stuff that would be very inconvenient to lose). Then I have a second wallet (just a leather bifold) that I keep cash, gift cards, punch cards, stuff that I don't care if I lose).

I keep the first one in my front left pocket at all times. I keep the second one in my back right whenever its convenient to carry it. I've had them for a few months and they've held up so far. Bonus points for the first wallet being RFID protected.

IPhone 8+

Apple Airpods

Pontiac G5 & Office Keys

Watch: https://www.mvmtwatches.com/collections/boulevard-collection/products/melrose
(I switch between MVMT and a grey/white H&M watch)

Wallet: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01FICEK6Y/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1526006590&sr=1-4&pi=SL180_SX140_CR0%2C0%2C140%2C180_QL70&th=1&psc=1

Karambit Knife: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B072DTL9SJ?psc=1&ref=yo_pop_mb_pd_title

Kershaw Grey Spring Assited Knife: https://kershaw.kaiusaltd.com/knives/knife/cryo
(I bought mine at Dick’s for about $40)


I carry a few other things in my purse, but it didn’t feel nessicary to include everything

Since you're asking reddit, these seemed oddly apt, and $1.29 to spare: This and this.

Does this not work in every subreddit?

I AM LINKING THIS BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ADDED IT AFTER OUR BACON CULT TALK YESTERDAY <33333 IM SO PROUD/HAPPY

You should get the [bacon wallet] (https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11653-Bacon-Wallet/dp/B0014J7NDI) to go with it.

Bacon wallet and bacon floss.

I use this as a front pocket wallet. I don't carry more than a couple of bills if any cash. It suits my needs.

Travelambo Minimalist Front Pocket Wallet

Not sure exactly what you're looking for, but I use one of these. Function over fashion. Small for pocket carry, or can be thrown in a bag.

Why is that you link to the bacon floss twice :(

bacon wallet

1)Im pissed off that my pool isnt filled yet. its going to cost alot of money to fill which i dont have! GRRRR. im waiting for the rain to do its job,
2)Seen a kid pick up a 20 dollar bill and give it to a police officer.
3) Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your going to get.
4) Whats not to love about a BACON WALLET