Reddit mentions: The best laundry bleach

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Your standard oxi-clean should be fine.

https://www.amazon.com/OxiClean-Versatile-Stain-Remover-7-22/dp/B005GI8UOO/

You can also try using something like this: https://www.amazon.com/Angry-Orange-Eliminator-Industrial-Strength/dp/B00OI20SXA

I don't know about salvaging your bag (take it out back and hose it down?) but you should be able to do a bathtub brew to clean your gear like normal.

Fill with hot water, put gear in with laundry detergent. Let sit for an hour or two, stirring occasionally. Drain water, wash gear to remove suds. Re-fill with hot water and let sit again for an hour or two. Drain water, re-fill and repeat with Oxi-clean/pet stain remover thingy.

Once done, hang to dry all your gear in the bathroom with the bathroom fan on.

Once you are through this process, rotate dryer sheets in your bag weekly to help keep the smell fresh.

My all time favorite product for this is Stain Solver, but it's on the pricey side. The next best thing is BioKleen Oxygen Bleach. You can usually get this from a local health food store. This one is more reasonably priced and you only have to use a little more elbow grease. These products are like Oxyclean on steroids. But for the product to work properly it has to be dissolved in Hot water. It also needs dwell time.

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https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG
remember to stir it well.

I don't have personal experience with it, but family members have used Bluing to whiten antique tablecloths. As others have mentioned, you'll probably want to test it out first and do a bit of research on fabrics. Good luck!

There are a few things that might be the culprit. I see you mentioned deodorant, and that's a good first place to check -- deodorant is designed to trap odors, and if it doesn't fully wash out of your clothes, it can essentially hold your bo on your shirts.

To treat this, I like the other suggestion of white vinegar. It will lower the PH of the water to help remove the deodorant . One thing to try with the really smelly clothes is to let them soak in the washer with the vinegar for 15 mins to an hour.(Turn the washer on, allow the tub to fill, add the vinegar, allow it to agitate for a little while, then turn the washer off for 15 minutes or more. If you have a front-loading washer, soak them in a bucket or bathtub instead.) Other than vinegar, other things to try: Oxygen Bleach (see below; oxygen bleach can even be soaked overnight), baking soda (3/4 cup), and hydrogen peroxide diluted to 3% (1/2 cup).

You might also try stepping up your laundry detergent to something like Charlie's Soap or Nellie's Laundry Soda. They are better than tide etc for removing oils and bacteria that cause odor. You can also try a good Oxygen Bleach like Charlie's Soap Oxygen Bleach (which is safe for colors and whites, and can remove odors).

Follow the directions regarding quantity of detergent. Sometimes people think: my clothes smell extra bad, so I'm going to use double the detergent to get them extra clean. This is a mistake; it'll only lead to your clothes being super-saturated with soap that doesn't wash away, and that can turn or trap odors as well (and your clothes will wear out faster as well).

Finally, if you're using fabric softener, stop; the fabric softener (like deodorant) can trap odors.

Mrs. Stewart's Laundry Solution. I actually use it on my horses' white tails and legs, but it's great for clothes too. It will stain like crazy if undiluted though. Fill up the washer, add 1 or 2 drops, then put the whites in.

http://smile.amazon.com/Mrs-Stewarts-Bluing-8oz/dp/B001NEMV3Q/ref=smi_www_rcolv2_go_smi?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

Awesome job! Maybe try a bleach pen or a tide to go pen. It may be easier to work with? I'm not sure how it would affect the cloth though.

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(Note that it's lavender scented, this helps ease the descent into darkness.)

You'll also need some duct tape, make sure to line the window seams and doors with it, the tighter the seal the better. You'll want to mix a little bit of the bleach and the ammonia into (preferably) an evenly spread series of bowls, maximize the volume and output, don't attempt this until everyone is snug in their beds. You can find all of these materials at a Walmart, you might have to go to New York if you're banned from the local ones. If it's too expensive, just steal the items, which shouldn't be an issue with your expertise.

I think that about covers it, best of luck bud. Tuck yourself in and report back tomorrow.

If you like that game, you might enjoy this as well

http://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG/ref=sr_1_7?ie=UTF8&qid=1318032514&sr=8-7

It can be! Just splash a bit of bleach here and there, and hope you have a station wagon! (Or a bit of creative thinking!)

This seems to be the best value.

I do the same! Amazon has Borax has it for 5¢ per oz if you have Prime vs Oxyclean at 13¢ per oz. I've found it super cheap at Walmart too and it is always less expensive than Oxyclean. Then again, I haven't been inside a Costco in years so I'm guessing they have it closer to wholesale price!

Oxyclean and other peroxides are good for getting out protein stains (e.g. armpits, non-greasy food stains, grass, blood), whereas bleach will react with the protein and make the area yellower. So, you're already doing Step 1 correctly.

The next step is to add a bluing agent to your laundry! Mrs. Stewart's is a good brand.

Do you think this concentrated ultra bleach will cure my concentrated ultra autism for not trying this first?
https://www.amazon.com/1-Clorox-Concentrated-Ultra-Bleach-bottle/dp/B0009STDA6/ref=sr_1_3_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1467155304&sr=1-3&keywords=bleach
Thanks for the solution tho

Blue-ing. (Bluing) They sell a product in suprmarkets or Amazon. Its a mild detergent with a slight blue hue, removes the yellow look from your skin oil.

I like Mrs Stewarts, but experiment to find the brand you like.

http://www.amazon.com/Mrs-Stewarts-Bluing-8oz/dp/B001NEMV3Q

I think it mentions it on the bottle but half strength would work. I've done the same on gutters and painted siding. It works wonders for getting that junk off.

You can also find generic brand Oxyclean, it's generally labeled as "Oxygen Bleach". Which is sodium percarbonate.

*Something to keep in mind, Oxyclean is best used with HOT water.

Blue dye. Just a little drop of it in the washing machine (filled with water) is enough to keep clothes bright white. The blue dye will mix with the yellowing (from wear and wash, use) in turn becoming bright white. It has something to do with the colour wheel and mixing. Oxyclean for cleaning out any smell.

Giants fans, here's a deal on a 6 pack of bleach for you, and 5 of your fellow Giants fans.

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

Enjoy!

Maybe a Clorox bleach pen and a very steady hand? I know some people use types of wax to stop ink from going on certain areas, you could try that if the space allows for it.

The regular "versatile" one is the way to go. They make a small tub and a big box of it, both are pretty reasonable at your local supermarket/walmart/target. Or on amazon

You want bluing for this for sure - https://www.amazon.com/Mrs-Stewarts-Bluing-1101-MPLS-8oz/dp/B001NEMV3Q Better than bleach and then just stick them in the sun to dry/naturally bleach when finished.

What you need is Mrs. Stewart's Bluing. Frankly, it works better than bleach. Just read the reviews.

Here you go, this will make it all better

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

Lol

I assume if you are wanting to make your garments 'white as snow' Christ can do that. Isaiah 1:18

All joking aside, Bluing works wonders. Amazon

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01K8HT54G

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Dry cleaning would be a waste if it is old, especially if you do not know the cause, as they are unable to pretreat it to target the cause of the stain. It's white, just use a bleach pen. Bleach pens use a low concentration of bleach, making them safe on most garments. Definitely give it a try.

Oxyclean is great, but if it happened because the black dye bled, it's not going to help. Maybe a bleach pen?

I found the bleach
it's in a 3 pack you want some too?

Clorox Laundry Pens, 2 Bleach Pens and 2 Stain Fighter Pens for Colors, 4 Pens https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CZKEGMA/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_BviBCbSS8GW3Y

yeah i read online that's what a lot of ppl use

sadly it's not sold in uk although I did see it on amazon uk for over 300 pounds!

THIS for white shirts—I drink coffee every morning.

http://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Bleach-Pen-Gel-56/dp/B00027C8N8

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

Bucket + Water + A few scoops of Oxyclean + 2 days.

It's worked for me for the past 5 years.

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By the way on a completely unrelated note . Get your bleach here

Mrs. Stewart's Bluing 8oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001NEMV3Q/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_vs4xwbJ4WW864

Here You Go

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B005GI8UOO/ref=mp_s_a_1_1_a_it?qid=1458046751&sr=8-1&keywords=oxiclean&pi=SY200_QL40&dpPl=1&dpID=617gufMzV%2BL&ref=plSrch

Here is the one I use.

I got you fam https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1483731978&sr=8-3&keywords=clorox+bleach+bulk

When people are saying "oxyclean" are they talking about the the powdered laundry bleach? Like this?

yeah

Here you go, OP.

Have a drink, master troll

You can buy some bleach here: https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Regular-Liquid-Bleach-Bottle/dp/B0036B8UGG

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Regular-Liquid-Bleach-Bottle/dp/B0036B8UGG

Here you go!

https://www.amazon.com/Clorox-Liquid-Regular-96-Fluid-Bottles/dp/B0036B8UGG

Buy this and chug it down. Be sure to report yourself before drinking it.

Edit: OP's been spamming threads asking whether or not he should purchase that hack for $5. Please ban him. :)

Different stains require different treatments to clean them. Here's a handy chart.

If it's white, worse case scenario, get a bleach pen and bleach it out.

No, you mix oxyclean with water and let it soak before washing.

I'm not sure if bleaching will ruin the spandex, but it will ruin the white, if that makes sense. White clothing isn't just lack-of-color, it's often treated with a bluing agent like this one. Bleach on white items will make them more yellow-ish. It also looks like this version of Oxiclean might hit the mark. I'm actually going to buy some of this myself now that I stumbled across it!

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