He's in luck! There is a wonderful product to help with his butt wiping needs.

http://www.amazon.com/ss/customer-reviews/B001G70QW8/ref=?_encoding=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

technology is really pretty amazing http://imgur.com/ZhOPrf7

Well if you do somehow get the urge to do some spleunking in those dank caverns, just be careful which folds you enter. That is, unless your hamplanet regularly uses her Long Reach Comfort Wipe!

It's quite popular on Amazon actually http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?qid=1414449058&sr=8-1&vs=1

Would something like this do the trick?

Yeah you weren't kidding...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B001G70QW8/R1CHGUPF29JKXW/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_2?ie=UTF8&cursor=2

I once knew someone (with a normal BMI) who used one of these butt-wiping sticks after he had surgery:

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

His range of motion was limited, but he REALLY did not want another person helping.

One of the top-rated reviews on this product is from a guy who weighs 500 pounds, so it apparently also works for the morbidly obese.

I suggest a butt wiper. I got one for my boss before he had surgery as a gag gift.

http://www.amazon.com/Compact-Easy-Toilet-Tissue-Extender/dp/B003AU0F8Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1301715557&sr=8-1

You might want to buy her one of these.

$10 fix, not a $5 one, but this sounds like what you’re describing!

how about this?

Probably with one of these.

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/product-reviews/B001G70QW8

Comfort wipe

Juvo Toilet Aid with Integrated Hygienic Caddy for Range of Motion Assistance, White/Blue (SATA1) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0151FP9AY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_2pvYBb893P3E5

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?vs=1

A lot of people on the show have to ask their spouse/caretaker to wipe for them. Some obese people use extenders, but I think a lot of these people are past that point.

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/product-reviews/B001G70QW8

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001G70QW8?pc_redir=1398754569&robot_redir=1

Available from amazon

Here you go

Here you go

He just needs to repurpose a toilet aid extender, add some claws eg

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07CJ65BZB/ref=sspa_mw_detail_0?ie=UTF8&psc=1

perhaps?

http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-International-JB5231-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=pd_sim_hpc_2

Maybe one of these is in her purse?

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

Look and shudder.

https://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1493648862&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=personal%2Bhygiene%2Bextension%2Brod&th=1

http://www.amazon.com/IdeaWorks-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

This thing.

*edit*

The reviews on this thing are golden!

I think they have to use toilet paper on a stick

relevant

There is this for those hard to reach places.

http://www.amazon.com/Long-Reach-Comfort-Wipe-1/dp/B001G70QW8

Holy shit this is real. At first, I thought it was the wrong item..then I noticed the use in the picture is...awkward...then I noticed... "Great for personal hygiene."

Oh God.

Don't tell me you've never heard of Comfort Wipe! http://www.amazon.com/Jobar-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8

Legit? They use a stick that holds TP.

It's pretty fucking gross to think about it.

I don't think I could get to the point where buying that is a better option than not stuffing my fat ass with 10k calories a day.

This guy needs to make up for all of these years of doing it wrong, and put some distance between himself and his business.

This is how. Literally an extender stick so they can reach their ass.

Also, I've heard several obese people confess that they only poop at home and shower afterwards because of their inability to properly clean up any other way.

"I wipe my ass with paper on a stick"

Fear not! In extreme cases this can be used!

Yikes...

Splash/Pee guard Do a google search there are many types of these.


The cheap way is to raise the toilet seat, sit on the rim, lean forward while you pee. No more troubles.

I had a tummy tuck in June. You need a raised toilet seat, I had this. It will make your post tummy tuck life 100% easier. You also need a shower chair. And instead of buying a ton of expensive gauze go ahead and get some of the old school thick ass maxi pads without wings. They are much cheaper and far more absorbent.

To be 100% real... This is about to suck. It's worth it but it is an extremely painful procedure.

I'm here if you have questions or want to talk.

Use One of these [extenders] (http://www.amazon.com/IdeaWorks-JB5231-Long-Reach-Comfort/dp/B001G70QW8/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top/189-9367830-0286509)

Which reminded me of the best Extender story.

It is from a blogger . She removed it after getting loads of rude comments, mostly blaming Reddit They made fun of it regularly at /r/fatpeoplestories

> Morbid Obesity and Toilet Hygiene This post is not for the squeamish and/or faint-hearted. You have been warned.

>I'm going to share one of the worst, if not the worst, thing about being this obese -dealing with toilet hygiene. Or rather, the common lack thereof. The mechanics are that I just can't reach to wipe myself. Either fore or aft.

>I have a sponge on a stick that I use for wiping aft. Or rather, that my husband uses to wipe me. He is very laid back about it all, but it hurts and embarrasses me to have to have him take care of something so intimate and frankly, disgusting. When he is not at home, I can contort myself just enough to use it. One hand on the tub rim, the other holding the stick. I dig under my huge apron, brace my arm on the toilet rim and squirm a bit. It's not nearly as neat and hygienic as when hubby does it as I have to bring the dirty sponge forward past my fore and belly. There is no "front to back" wiping except when hubby does it.

>When I am out of the house, I simply have to do without wiping. We call it having "poopy butt." I can't use the sponge myself since there isn't a tub rim to brace myself on. And family unisex bathrooms are rare. Even if I could use the sponge alone while out, where would I rinse it? At home, I use the tub. I couldn't bear to rinse my sponge at a common bathroom sink and I'm not about to put the sponge in a Ziploc to rinse hours later. Ugh.

>I simply do without fore wipes. I don't want to use the sponge that wipes my aft to wipe my fore. So, I wear absorbent cotton underwear when I'm out and sit on a sheet on the couch at home. Only after a shower do I ever feel clean and my underwear is too awful to discuss. I've have a few urinary tract infections in the last couple of years and I get painfully raw at times.

>Why am I sharing something so intimate and private? Because sometimes I get the impression that people think that we morbidly obese people are unmotivated to lose weight. That we LIKE being this heavy and eating "all we want." This is the ugly side of living with super morbid obesity. It's not pretty and it's not fun and it's no way to live

I generally don't even post here or read this sub, but I got redirected from another sub and happened upon this. Being a guy that's overweight and actively taking steps (and succeeding) to lose weight, I felt like responding.

1. No shit. BMI is used as a baseline. If you look like Brock Lesner or Dwayne Johnson, you're not paying any attention to the BMI.

2. All? No, of course not. Nobody with a brain fails to acknowledge that there are several disorders and diseases that can cause obesity regardless of diet or activity level. However, it's reasonable to state that most obese people have poor diets and low activity levels.

3. Of course fat itself isn't unhealthy. Being obese is the symptom, not the illness. Excess body fat is simply a sign that you're leading an unhealthy lifestyle.

4. You're right, it doesn't. A lot of people simply don't give enough of a fuck to change anything. I know people that smoke, know it's unhealthy, and just don't care. There are smokers that have strong willpower, too. There's also a difference between being unable to quit an unhealthy habit and simply not wanting to.

5. Yeah, it is real. It's just as real as the negative impact of high obesity rates on the medical industry. Oh, and the poor hygiene thing? Yeah, well, they make ass wiping sticks for people that are so fat they can't wipe their own asses. I doubt those are as effective or as dexterous as the human hand wielding them.

6. There's a difference there, too. I don't shame people that are fat, I shame people that are fat by their own volition and act like it's not their fault. Look, if you're fat and you know why and don't care, good for you. It's your body. If you're fat and hate everyone that's not fat? Yeah, fuck you. The traffic flows both ways, bitch.

7. I'm not even sure this stereotype exists. Everyone over the age of twelve has heard the term "chubby chaser" once or twice.

8. No shit. See #4.

9. Context is everything. I'm pretty sure "Move your fat ass." is very much an insult directed at the size of the individual's posterior.