Reddit mentions: The best bedpans & urinals

Thank you for posting this, I'm glad someone did since I've been wanting to discuss my solution. Amazon sells different catheters that also quality for Prime shipping (gotta save that money).

• This ones a comfort fit with a spill proof collection back. As you can see you avoid having to do any insertion. Only downside is you don't get the security of a normal catheter that sits in the urethra.
  
  
• Here's another one that also comes with a strap, no matter how big or small you are it should fit fine.
  
  
• You can also get the regular variety that requires insertion. And pair it with this bag here. It's not as comfortable but you don't have to worry about accidental leakage in your raws.
  
  There's also different ways to mount the bag.
  
  
• Here's a leg attachment system that you can use, but if you're jeans aren't a repro cut it might not work. Still, the perfect solution for the dedicated Superdenim user.
  
  
• You can also get this tote bag. Comes in a dark blue to match your jeans.

Get a PO Box immediately so youhave a place for your mail to go. Don't check "commercial or business use" or the post office will be obligated to give out your contact info for anyone who asks. They are about $30 for six months.

Buy a little urinal jug for $5 or pack of disposable ones for $12.

(You have to pee when in a car a lot more than your tire goes flat so why do you have a spare tire and no pee jug in your trunk?)

Here is one with a female adapter for $5. everyone should have one of these in their car trunk anyway.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000M3DCHI?ie=UTF8&tag=reddit0e-20

here are some disposable cardboard paper ones 6 for $12 if you want something smaller.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000NV878S?ie=UTF8&tag=reddit0e-20

You don't want to exit a car at night to walk the woods or city streets to find privacy. Aircraft supply stores came up with these women's pee jugs which are used in small airplanes flying for several hours when no one wants to land just to pee.

Other practical things from a friend of mine who has camped across the country:

If you have a car to sleep in find the neighborhoods with lots of apartments becuase they usually have a lot of apartment dwellers who park overnight on the streets so your car won't get hassled.

IF you live near a swimming pool park, beach or lake a lot of them have open showers.

If you have a sportsclub membership you can usually shower and change clothes there (might be worth the monthly purchase for national shower privileges alone.) If you go to a 24 hr one in work out sweats no one will think anything of it if you "accidentally fall asleep" on a floor mat "doing your exercises".

Buy a small wind up or battery powered alarm clock.
A plastic jar of peanut butter, a half gallon jug of spring water, a multivitamin and aspirin bottle, cold cans of chicken based Progresso soups with rice or veggies (which taste like high end gazpacho cold) and a spoon or fork and a can opener a wash cloth, deodorant, hairspray, toilet paper are wonderful things to have in a car at all times whether or not you are homeless/camping whatever.

A wool blanket is a wonderful thing for warmth and window privacy. A Sunday newspaper and tape makes great car window privacy (but also alerts police you might be sleeping in your car which is illegal some places.) An alternative is some of those sun reflectors for car windows which you can get at the 99cents store. Lots of people leave those on windows when they aren't sleeping in a car.

Even an out of service (with canceled monthly bill etc) cell phone can be used for emergency 911 calls if you keep it charged.

Get a thing that plugs into your cigarettes lighter that lets you pull in regular electrical plug devices to do things like run your cell phone and small laptop.here's one for $25

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000157TNA?ie=UTF8&tag=reddit0e-20

WARNING they CANNOT BE USED WITH HAIRDRYERS or HEATING THINGS becuase those use to much electricity.

for that you need a heavy duty one 1500 watt one which will be a few hundred like this
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00126IDDC?ie=UTF8&tag=reddit0e-20

no 2000 watt hairdryers if it's 1500 watts! (you should really not use a hairdryer in your car)

Even the smaller ones for cell phones and laptops will run down your car battery within an hour if the car isn't running and the larger one may even run it down when the car IS running becuase they pull so much electric juice.

If you are ever sleeping in your car, the easiest way to stay warm is to get a 2 liter soda bottle and empty it and fill it to the top (no air) with the hottest tap water you can find from a public sink, screw the plastic lid back on tight, and then put that bottle in a blanket or sleeping bag with you. You will stay very warm all night. You probably will need to wrap the hot water bottle in a pants leg or blanket becuase it will be hot on your skin otherwise. Don't leave air in there or it will expand and pressurize the bottle as soon as the hot water gets shaken. got o an aquarium store and buy two clear hoses like in aquariums.
One small diameter and one larger.

The small one can fill jugs from sinks etc when you can't get the jug under the sink faucet.
The large one can be used to route fluids outside your car without opening the door or to help fill radiators etc.

Get a $5 led flashlight and bunches of batteries for 99 cents

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000LIQQ7M?ie=UTF8&tag=reddit0e-20

Those are all good things to have in your car anyway.

Great helpful write up! Some clarifying questions:


Midnight what time zone?


Have you used a Stadium Buddy before?


Duro-Med Portable Wearable Men's Urinal, One Size Fits Most https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_LQWYxbQ7X85TE



I'd recommend using a password manager to have your CC info, address available with one click. My password manager 1Password fills in all those fields almost instantly, saving you those precious seconds. You don't have to read your numerical CC info, 1Password fills in all those numbers.

water bottles are no good for a variety of players and circumstances:

1. Penis may not fit in the opening
   
2. Shoving the head of ones penis forcefully into the opening causes a situation where air can not escape. When penis is removed, urine sprays wildly upon the unfortunate grinder.
   
3. Dropping a bottle of piss while playing a dozen tables is a mood killer.
   
   As a professional online poker player who has dealt with the issue of not wanting to leave great games, my solution has become Male Bed Urinal w/Handle!
   
   Nice wide opening, easy to use handle, ftw!
   
   

I am not, but it does look like there is a female version. Part of me wants to see videos of how to use it but another part is like, ehh that sounds gross.

Thanks for the suggestion though!

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B003LUDNIM/R5HVAX7XMKUOV?ref_=glimp_1rv_cl

Dudes other review is pretty good as well..

OK, but there are easier ways.

1. https://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Portable-Wearable-Mens-Urinal/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1493773462&sr=8-1&keywords=mens+catheter
   
   
2. https://www.ebay.com/p/?iid=281993694915&lpid=82&&&ul_noapp=true&chn=ps

Reusable Portable Male Comfort Fit Advantage Urinal System with Spill Proof Collection Bag https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003LUDNIM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_fUKzCbBVME77P

Congrats! If you're in that stage of pregnancy where you're peeing more than normal (which is most of it, IIRC), a urinal might be a really nice thing to have. We use things like this in the hospital, and I've taken one with me to burning man for years now, and it saves me from the trek to the portos in the middle of the night.


(Not a woman, never been pregnant, but RN. Take this with a grain of salt)

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https://www.amazon.com/Deluxe-Urinal-32oz-1000ml-Standard/dp/B06ZYKY44Q/ref=sr_1_4?crid=X7FAEMO01BH4&keywords=urinals+for+men&qid=1559078770&s=gateway&sprefix=urinal%2Caps%2C863&sr=8-4

In case anyone else couldn't figure it out, it's like a homemade Jane.

Edit: Maybe more like a non portable P EZ.

http://www.amazon.com/Male-Advantage-Urinal-Comfort-Fit/dp/B003LUDNIM/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1332975776&sr=8-6 Here, buddy. Maybe we can all pitch in on this one. I've got an extra phone if ya need it too but it looks like you've got lots of offers.

For years I've told my wife if I ever won the lottery I wanted to install a vacuum-tube pisser like the astronauts use in space. Then I found this. Close enough.

> needing to pee in the middle of the night

This has always bothered me when camping. But this summer, when camping with my brother and his son (who has cerebral palsy), my brother commented that he has a pee bottle.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/NRS-Healthcare-G47469-Urinal-Eligible/dp/B00A7UKVMA/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=NRS+Healthcare+G47469+Male+Urinal+Bottle&qid=1573540095&s=drugstore&sr=1-2

Best camping idea ever!

The main advantage of a urinal for home is reduced mess. Try something like this first

Reusable Portable Standard Male Advantage Urinal
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003C3P174/

Even better, get a stadium buddy.

I carry one of these inside a shaving kit bag so that it's discreet. Clean it out daily with soapy water when you get home.

I'm assuming you're male, I don't have any advice otherwise.

Looks like they're still in the Whizdom game: https://www.amazon.com/The-Whizdom-Personal-Urinary-Device/dp/B00CSW5WIS

Get some medical urinal bottles off of amazon, you can pee while sitting in your chair with less chance of over spray. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003U3CJWQ/ref=mp_s_a_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1485481574&sr=8-2&keywords=urinal+bottle

Here you go. I’ll pray for you.

Be prepared with

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003LUDNIM/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1491707936&sr=8-3&keywords=catheter

Turns out Amazon sells a solution to their employees problems. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_Emr1AbENCJKRP. For men anyway

32 Ounce Deluxe Male Urinal Glow in the Dark Incontinence Pee Bottle (Pack of 2) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CYSHWNY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_N6z0Bb9Q18ZPY

I just go ahead and buy a few of these: http://www.amazon.com/NOVA-Medical-Products-Male-Urinal/dp/B003U3CJWQ

Last year I used: http://www.amazon.com/Depend-FIT-FLEX-Incontinence-Underwear-Absorbency/dp/B004M3CPDG/ref=sr_1_2_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1463676451&sr=1-2&keywords=depends

Right here.

My man - I’m going tonight and I bought these.

YUMSUM Thick Firm Male Urinal Urine Bottle with Lid 32oz./1000mL (White) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07DNXPRBY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_FwWWCbXF26YDS

http://www.amazon.com/Nova-Male-Bed-Urinal-White/dp/B003U3CJWQ/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1309808107&sr=1-1

Because this is a thing.

I personally use one of these: https://www.amazon.com/Male-Comfort-Fit-Advantage-Urinal/dp/B003LUDNIM

The library i'm browsing at doesnt seem to mind.

https://www.amazon.com/Male-Comfort-Fit-Advantage-Urinal/dp/B003LUDNIM/

You just need the right accessories.

here's a similar [condom catheter] (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000FHAMX8/ref=pd_lpo_sbs_dp_ss_1/178-1827649-5006912?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_r=16F2T2YX0F285ZSNFRPX&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_p=1944687642&pf_rd_i=B000BKE406) us medical personnel use on our incontinent patients.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_U7zPCbPJQY9QC

http://www.amazon.com/Duro-Med-Suspensory-Urinal-Size-Fits/dp/B000FHAMX8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1377537951&sr=8-1&keywords=stadium+pal

At home they get up and walk 15 feet to a flush toilet.

At Philmont, you wake up, grab a light, put on a jacket, put on headlamp, check boots for spiders, put on socks or other clothes you don't sleep in, walk 50 feet from camp, pee, and then undo everything you just did. Then you're pretty darn awake and you've interrupted your sleep cycle.
https://www.amazon.com/NOVA-Medical-Products-Male-Urinal/dp/B003U3CJWQ
These are used routinely in healthcare. Not a big deal.
I'm not really sure what peeing overnight has to do with smelling in the day time. You lost me there. Unless your urethra is abnormal (e.g. hypospadias), males should not have a big problem peeing into a bottle. In any case, it's between that guy and maybe his tentmate and nobody else. The point of my post was that Phil-rules don't back up stopping this, not that it was tasteful to do so.

Sorry, it's been done. here

Yeah, you'd think Amazon would at least give them a discount on a piss bag they can wear so they don't have to take the time to put their dicks in a bottle, just go while they're working. This should allow Amazon to do the absolute maximum mental and physical damage to their workers on a daily basis, so that Bezos can add more billions to his existing ones.

https://www.amazon.com/Male-Comfort-Fit-Advantage-Urinal/dp/B003LUDNIM/

Ladies and gentlemen... problem solved.

This exists, somewhat unfortunately.