This book was inspired by a film adaptation of "She," the story of three British adventurers who travel to east Africa and find an immortal white woman ruling over a tribe of native Africans and have a series of pulpish adventures there.

Adventures of the Ooga-Wooga Kid: Book 1" was INSPIRED by "She" but is nothing like that. It's NOT "She" with explicit sex scenes. (That is a description that much more closely matches the prequel I'm working on now, more about that later.)

I realized that I COULDN'T write an honest book about a 1920s adventure in Africa that involves slavegirls (because you KNOW it's got to involve slavegirls) that would pass Amazon's muster, especially given that I am on super-double probation there due to so many of my earlier books getting banned.

I figured out a solution: start the story with the adventurer (George Huntington) returning to America with a wife who was a slavegirl there, whom he freed and married after buying her from slavery.

This gets rid of the nonconsensual elements that generally make slavegirl stories objectionable to Amazon (and of interest to readers). But it still left me with a problem: where to get the dramatic punch for the story?

On further thought, I decided to take a two-pronged approach: first of all, have the conflict in the story provided by the deeply inhibited nature of 1920s Americans with regard to sex. The depth of American sexual inhibitions with regard to sex is hard to comprehend from our Internet-enabled age, but I remembered an account I read somewhere years ago that brought it to my attention.

It was just a paragraph in a long article about something else, but it recounted the story of a country singer in the 1960s, think Hank Williams, Sr., or George Jones, somebody like that. He was on a tour, and was enjoying the services of a local whore, and suddenly bolted from his hotel room with startled expression on his face.

"What's the matter?" his buddies asked.

"She tried to put it in her MOUTH!" he said in tones of surprise and disgust.

Now, if stuff like that went on in the 1960s, you can imagine what the 1920s were like. Granted, the country singer didn't exactly come from the most enlightened background, but if things were still that backward in some cultures in the 60s, I think it's reasonable to hypothesize that even the most educated and affluent people in the 1920s might have had a lot of inhibitions where sex is concerned.

And that there would be much shock and awe among such people in close personal encounters with a woman who had been a sex slave.

The other prong dealt with race. Slavery in America was a matter of race, but in Africa it was not. It was mostly Africans enslaving other Africans. It was a matter of social status that was not linked to race.

But it wasn't JUST Africans. Between 1530 and 1780, Barbary Coast slavers ranged up and down the coastal villages of Europe, raiding them and taking away their villagers as slaves. It got so bad in Spain and Italy that long stretches of the coast were virtually abandoned during this period.

That white Europeans occasionally got enslaved has long been known, but what has not been known is the extent of it. [A recent study](https://researchnews.osu.edu/archive/whtslav.htm" target="_blank") has estimated that well over a million captives were taken from all over Europe by slavers during this period, far more than was thought to be the case previously. (No one had really done any serious research previously.

So there's ample precedent for white slaves to be in the gene pool of slaves in Africa, because women and children were taken as well as men.

Now, having the explorer returning to America with a black or brown wife when America was rife with racism of the very worst sort and miscegenation laws were still in effect in many states, might take my story in a different direction than I intended.

But what if the woman the explorer brought back was to all visible inspection, white, in fact, with pale skin and red hair … perhaps a genetic throwback to an ancestor kidnapped in the distant past? Her parents, brothers and sisters might all be dark brown, and she would be mentally a part of the culture of her family and city, a well-adjusted slavegirl who thought of black and brown people as her equals and often her superiors, given that she was a slavegirl.

She would then be an excellent stalking-horse for introducing her cultural attitudes about sex to the inhibited denizens of upstate Connecticut.

And thus you have my story.

As for the characters, well I read or tried to read "She" to prep me for writing the story. Haggard, I discovered, was not a particularly good writer. He could come up with ripping stories, but his characters were wooden and not at all believable. But it was easy enough to model my explorer roughly on Indiana Jones and to keep Haggard's keen sense of the exotic.

I also reread a Bertie Wooster story or two, to get a feel for Percy Webster, the dissolute playboy who heads the Humboldt College Department of Antiquities. Percy has a little bit more on the ball than Bertie Wooster, but shares his slangy language, his lack of interest in work, and his taste for drinking and dancing.

I had some trouble coming up with the personality for Mrs. Webster, until I remembered Natalie Wood's plucky feminist heroine in the movie ["The Great Race."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJjLiayCGtU" target="_blank") Wood's character wasn't a serious feminist figure, her role was mainly to be a romantic foil for the hero, and to fall in love with him, but Wood did a great job in the movie of conveying a sense of plucky independence and charm, which I was happy to borrow for Lily Webster.

As for Safi, she remains a bit of an enigma. People looked at her and saw an Irish colleen, a beautiful young women with red hair and pale skin, while in her heart she was what we would describe as a black woman who was also a happy and well adjusted sex slave. (OK we can argue about the likelihood that any real life sex slaves would be happy and well adjusted, but for the erotic sake of this story, she's a fictionally happy and well-adjusted sex slave.)

We'll find out more about Safi in the prequel to Book 1 of "Adventures of the Ooga-Wooga Kid" which is what I am working on right now.

Unfortunately, the prequel will have to be published on Smashwords, a much more open and free publishing platform than Amazon, because Amazon isn't going to put up with any stories about sex slaves having nonconsensual sex, however well adjusted they might be.

It's a shame I have to jump around publishing platforms like that, but I just can't denature the story of Safi's origins enough to suit Amazon and still have a story that makes any kind of sense. I see this as a case of artistic integrity being blighted by censorship, pure and simple. Straight up, no excuses: Amazon is doing its readers wrong with its ridiculous censorship practices.

In fact, there's an interesting erotica series I have read that has a very neat way of sidestepping Amazon censorship practices: the ["Sold To The Master" trilogy](https://www.amazon.com/Sold-Master-Complete-Captured-Enslaved-ebook/dp/B011MM9FLE/ref=sr_1_sc_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1483582923&sr=1-1-spell&keywords=Capture+By+Him" target="_blank") by Brittany Adams. In it, there's an alternate America where women are enslaved when they reach the age of 18. They become the property of a man at that point, and it isn't their choice who they become the property of.

Adams' sidestep in this case is to have the whole "enslaving" thing be pretty much like an arranged marriage, and the enslavement roughly equivalent to being a 1940s/50s style housewife in America. Despite the fact that she uses the terms "slave" and that the women wear collars (instead of rings on their fingers) and they have sex with their owners whom they presumably have no choice about, it still reads like a romance set in 1950s America somehow.

And as well as Brittany does it, I have to wonder what sort of slavery the women would be in if Amazon weren't so censorious on topics like slavery and rape. I suspect, a very different, much more dramatically interesting sort of slavery.So read "Ooga-Wooga Kid" and enjoy, enjoy. I think it's a fine little story that gets some major erotic kink going and also conveys a nice jazz age feel to it. Then keep an eye out for the prequel … on [Smashwords.](https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/patpowers1995" target="_blank")

thank you i have anwsered similar question elsewhere but YOUR WAY IS IMPORTANT TOO thank you for being here and talkin tingle with me you have made my timeline a lot better and i appreciate you so much. as bi buckaroo i think it was fun to try trotting in other ways and OPEN MY BUTTS HEART to the world now part of prove love is real is that it is ACTIVE so instead of sitting back i wanted to say to all 'EVERYONE IS WELCOME IN THE TINGLEVERSE' and so i thought it was important to make this content. it takes a little longer on this timeline as i like to reach out to community that i am writing about to make sure they feel good about story but now there are even trans tinglers and asexual tinglers so i think i am proud to prove love to these buckaroos as well and i am honored to be a part of this way

I'm pretty confident in my content but less so with blurbs/covers, so any feedback would be appreciated. I've already made a couple of wording choices to the blurb and hoped they would have updated before this thread but alas, it hasn't happened yet. I'll write the soon to be updated version here. The elements involved in the story are lesbian group sex, submission, light bdsm (handcuffs) and ass eating. I find the last one particularly difficult to allude to cleanly in a blurb.

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0813R8FSR

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Blurb:

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Two months since our submission to Kendra had enlightened us to the fantastical pleasures of other women, my friend Taylor and I wanted to give her a gift to show our appreciation. We went to the park in search of the hottest present we could find, and sparked the interest of a passing jogger. The woman initially let her hesitance get the better of her but when she turned up on Taylor's front doorstep it seemed her curiosity had triumphed. It took some time, but the woman's inhibitions eventually succumbed to Taylor and my seduction, and we opened her eyes to a whole new world she was eager to explore. We prepared her, washed her and shaved her before presenting her to our mistress, ready to be inducted.

As a reward for her efforts, Kendra used a new toy on Taylor; a pair of handcuffs to further her submission. My excited best friend was cuffed and bent over, while Kendra taught her new present about the pleasures of the rear. Our afternoon of wild lesbian passion should have been enough to convince any woman to join us, but would it be enough for the shy jogger? Would she join our harem of women devout to Kendra? Would she submit?

Hi Everyone. I hope you are having a great week. I just published my second book last month! This is a contemporary Romance book. Currently priced at .99 c . Heres the blurb of this book, It's a hilarious Novel. Check it out https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NMWSDWD

Title: Aftercare

"Regina’s life has been defined by a series of missed connections, disappointments, and broken hearts. Despite her secret yearning for love, she had long since abandoned the idea of finding the perfect man: that is until he walks right into her bed and sweeps her off her feet.
When an impulsive one night stands with a gorgeous dominant stranger who takes charge and gives her pleasure as she has never experienced before leads to something unexpected, Regina is filled with fear and self-doubt, her past romantic encounters keeping her from entrusting him with her heart.
Will Mr. Right make her fall for him despite her inhibitions? And will Regina finally accept the love she truly deserves? "

All the Firemen—my wildest book yet. Years ago, a writer friend used the phrase 'thirty seconds of courage.' She summed up what it takes for those risks we have to take. A few years of writing fiction for a living have been like that. Taking a breath and risking. Each act of self promotion is much tougher for me than writing a book.

My latest book is a collection of five erotic episodes with firemen. Eve wants her dad's best friend, the town's tough fire chief. The prospect of a job at the firehouse gives her a chance to make her private dreams into reality. Her adventures straddle erotica and erotic romance, forming a complete novel with a reverse-harem vibe. Like all of my books, it's for adventurous readers over 18.

The sex scenes are unusual and detailed. One of the scenes is the longest sex scene I've ever written.

If you're up for a wicked-hot, far-from-formula high-heat 200-page coming of age adventure with a virgin, muscular firefighters, older-younger love, mild BDSM, sharing, kink in the hose room, a heroine who wants to be one of the guys, an eerie small town, ghost stories, danger, and poly romance, take a look at All the Firemen. It's on sale for 99c and free for one day, Sunday, February 10. It's also free to borrow in KU for a limited time. See All the Firemen on Amazon.

> Is it because you're afraid to lose momentum on the erotica shorts by putting energy into a new niche that may not give you $$ at the start?

Absolutely! $500 a month is good money if you're not working. I don't want to lose this base. My dream is economic independence, not to get rich. I know transgender erotica. Not romance. It's a new genre for me.

> I'm assuming what you're writing on the side is romance and it's long (35k-50k) and that it's in a relatively hot niche based on what you've said.

Yes, it will be 50k target. Fantasy, swords & sorcery, witchy-land created worlds. My unloveable Conan pastiche KOR THE SAVAGE shows some knowledge of the genre. But don't look at the character.

> He spent a month gathering ARC readers and writing a 50k novel and $100 bucks on a cover (pricey but it's to the market and hot!!). He published it on Sunday. He's already had nearly 100 buys in two days (not a lot of $$ because it's at .99) and thousands in KENPCs.

I might IM you about those ARC reader gathering tactics, but yes, you're right! I will hope you accept dumb questions from me :)

> It may not hurt to put a little energy into making an instrafreebie with a bit of what you've written and getting your cover and blurb together to start gathering ARC readers.

You're probably right, but right now I write transgender erotica for males who only want to get off. So Kella Z. Driel is worthless in Goodreads or as a long term romantic pen name. I don't have illusions of that, and have already thought of other pen names I could use for romance.

Do you agree it's going to have to be a new pen name? I've heard the pro's and con's but there's no hope for keeping Kella doing this success in transgender if she's undercutting herself with a move to romance.

Hello everyone!

I took a two year hiatus from writing erotica shorts, and left a two-part series hanging without a conclusion. I finally completed that series and the publication of the third short is now live! I'll be publishing a bundle of all three shorts plus bonus content very soon!

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THE LOVE SECT: Revelation (A Sex Cult Story) $2.99 on Amazon (also on Kindle Unlimited)

The FINAL Love Sect story is here! Diane Moon has realized that all is not as it seems as the remote commune. David, the group’s charismatic leader, has made promises and whispered sweet things into everyone’s ear. Diane can’t tear herself away quite yet, though a friend in low spirits and shocking new experiences soon make up her mind for her...

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Short sample:

“Last night, we welcomed this one into our midst with song and sweet tidings. Tonight, we must decide if she is truly worthy of a name.” Something was in David's hand. Something long, and thin, and dark. I gasped when it rang across my thighs, sending thrilling shocks of pain through my whole body.

“Our way of life is not easy. We suffer through persecution.” Another whack across my thighs, another gasp of pain...

Heh...

The thing about my stories is that while almost all of them have femdom elements (there are a couple gay stories), they all involve crossdressing, pegging, and feminization, with the occasional gender swap.

If you want to browse my catalog, here it is.

Specifically though, the femdom stories I was referring to in my comment was my series: The Succubus' Sub, which is about a guy named Brett who becomes the sub to a succubus domme. It starts off as just straight up erotica, but becomes erotic romance.

Myserra, the succubus, isn't just some slave-driver, slur-spouting dominatrix like OP mentioned. She doesn't treat Brett like crap or enslave him. She cares deeply about him. In fact, she actually goes into detail about this in the story.

This series mirrors my own kinks, fetishes, and fantasies, and Brett is me in all but name and appearance, so Myserra is my ultimate fantasy: a loving, thoughtful domme but still strict and authoritative.

The first book in the series, titled Session One: The Offer, is free. It is also vanilla in terms of sexual content. All the kinky stuff happens in the later books (currently 11, with the 12th planned), and that includes crossdressing, futa (dickgirls), latex, bondage, and eventually gender swap.

What's really cool is that I'm in the process of creating an erotic graphic novel for the series. I have an artist and everything. I wrote the script for it and have already commissioned the first three pages (of 18) and will have a kickstarter for the rest in January. Only the first book is being made, but should I raise the funds and get it made, I'm going to publish it was well to Amazon and work on writing and funding book two.

Description: “The Revengers are a group of mighty superheroes who aren’t used to losing, but when a powerful cosmic dinosaur named Thamos claps his buns together and makes half the universe disappear, they’re absolutely devastated.

Now Ironbutt is calling the heroes back together with a brilliant plan: to send Antguy into the past on a mission to make things right. It’s up to Antguy to use his amazing powers, shrinking himself down, entering Thamos’ butt, then blowing up extra large.

Unfortunately, the heroes didn’t quite consider the strength of Thamos’ galactic buns, but Antguy soon finds himself using the power of love to change the course of history with a hardcore anal encounter that’s out of this world!

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling Thamos on Antguy action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, facials, and purple dinosaur supervillain love.”

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> Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer.

> Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love.

> This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay triceratops action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and prehistoric beast love.

Wow.

http://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI

Here's all the upcoming books. You can get ahead of the game and request now if you want. I'm pretty sure Amazon considers this on a monthly basis, so try to request them all one time each calendar month.

Next: /u/eroticawriter4: Amazon and free on Smashwords

Next: /u/Romanticon: amazon and Smashwords

Next /u/JTWashingtonDC: Amazon or free on Smashwords, Nook Store

Edit: In case anyone notices, I've added affiliate tags to these links (to Amazon anyway), sorry if that seems like a profit grab or anything, I'm mainly interested in how many people actually click. I doubt there will be any significant revenue from it.

This man is my hero.

I think what a lot of first time readers don't realize about Chuck Tingle is that he's possibly one of the best surrealist shitpost artists of his time, like the Neil Cicierega of smutty amazon books, or something along those lines. I mean, hear me out; he's directly targeting the niche market of bland, cookie cutter vampire-werewolf erotica that gets sold to soccer moms frustrated with their husbands - while also being both 0% and 100% serious about it at any given time.

Seriously, look at the guy's twitter, he has this whole roleplay scenario going on with a kind of shitpost-story-arc-of-the-week theme and people actively egg him on in his oddly specific injokes. This seems too oddly specific to be just the work of an AI bot.

Also, I mean... come on. He's written satirical social commentaries about Trump, Brexit and even those starbucks holiday cups (yes, all the links mentioned are nsfw). You gotta give him at least some credit for that.

So glad that it's back on Amazon. The blurb is a riot. Going to buy this now.

EDIT: Read the book. It was one of the funniest books I've read in a while. This success is well deserved.

EDIT2: Better yet, listen to Morgan Freeman read the book.

This NSFW book has the best title I have ever seen. I'm honestly not certain it's possible to top this.

(Oh, gods, that last line sounded like a double entendre now. Look what you've done!)

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2.99 on Amazon. Can't make this shit up.

Somewhere Chuck Tingle is wealthy and laughing.

Somehow this story is still being sold... this doesn't answer your question at all, but I think some people might find it funny :)

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

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Excerpted from *HOT GOBLIN GIRLS 3 by Paul Lucas

Three months have passed since the quartet of sexy goblin women and their human companion were hired as caravan guards. Two weeks past the equator in southern highlands, the wagons approach the sprawling trading hub of Linlea and the warring wizard guilds there.

Stiletto, the smallest and fiercest of the goblins, finds herself perpetually unlucky in love. Desperate and lonely, she begins falling hard for Joren, her best friend's husband. Things become even more complicated as she makes an amazing discovery that could make them all very rich--or all very dead--at the hands of murderous sorcerers.

A tale of forbidden lust, kinky sex, and high adventure in a thrilling and believable fantasy world!

Amazon Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KE6KPQS

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/658147

Excerpted from HOT GOBLIN GIRLS 3 by Paul Lucas

Three months have passed since the quartet of sexy goblin women and their human companion were hired as caravan guards. Two weeks past the equator in southern highlands, the wagons approach the sprawling trading hub of Linlea and the warring wizard guilds there.

Stiletto, the smallest and fiercest of the goblins, finds herself perpetually unlucky in love. Desperate and lonely, she begins falling hard for Joren, her best friend's human husband. Things become even more complicated as she makes an amazing discovery that could make them all very rich--or all very dead--at the hands of murderous sorcerers.

A tale of forbidden lust, kinky sex, and high adventure in a thrilling and believable fantasy world!

Amazon Kindle: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01KE6KPQS

Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/658147

The related books are all excellent. My favorite: http://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI/ref=pd_sim_kstore_9?ie=UTF8&refRID=1E6Q2PGQHFSJ3637CCDR

Done! Now, please do the same to mine!

Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LEP7KCG

Free site link (Smashwords): https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/453349

EDIT: Hmm, so I'm supposed to PM this to you. I'll leave it here, and someone who's got time on their hands or is procrastinating can do it. Let me know if this needs to go in its own thread.

>To mirror Amazon again, imagine if 30% of all the new releases ended up just being pictures of dickbutt on delivery. You'd be furious. Amazon would probably get sued.

Here's a lovely little book you can purchase on Amazon.

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

They have almost no quality control and their marketplace is flooded with these tons of these low effort, throwaway books everyday. If you want to stand out, you have to promote yourself.

Damn, I was hoping for a new Chuck Tingle. Like the eminent classic Domald Tromp Pounded in the Butt by the Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed on His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With the Videos of His Butt Being Peed On

Yep, fetishes may be less common but the practical and ethical issues of actually fulfilling the sketchy ones boosts the demand of fake stuff. Written or drawn erotica in particular tends to get weird in a hurry because the unique advantage of those mediums is that there's no real practical limit on what you can depict, which is how we ended up with the majesty that is Chuck Tingle. By contrast incest porn is easy for live action to co-opt because some actress calling a dude "daddy" is indistinguishable from regular porn with a little editing.

Over on r/BlueMidterm2018 u/drawinkstuff suggested using Hidester burner email as an option for people to fill out this survey. You input zero info, and get a free burner email for 24 hrs.

To fill out the survey I've set my zip code as 08081 (Dicktown NJ) and name as Chuck Tingle, legendary Amazon gay erotica writer who wrote this masterpiece.

DOMALD TROMP POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE HANDSOME RUSSIAN T-REX WHO ALSO PEED ON HIS BUTT AND THEN BLACKMAILED HIM WITH THE VIDEOS OF HIS BUTT GETTING PEED ON

>Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought

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it's... it's beautiful

I was involved, see HERE and it was literally the week of my conquest of Parthia lol.

As for the horses, I'm aiming for this. Horses could also use scale armor, but if you prefer it to be a single tech, sure.

Wait, wasn't this a satire on Trump and Putin being gay lovers?

Edit: Never mind, that was this.

dont forget "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"", "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"""", and of course, the thrilling "Buttception: a butt within a butt" (these links are nsfw obviously)

The Autumn Dates (Dates with Sir, Bundle 1, 2nd Ed.) [M/m erotic paranormal romance] https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07PB237W6

Free until Sunday, May 12th

Why "Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On" by Chuck Tingle (Amazon), is the "Madame Bovary" of my generation.

You're talking about Domald Tromp. He's the one who got Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On.

Just how fast is this Chuck Tingle guy anyway?

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With A Video Of His Butt Getting Peed On

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

I'll one up ya.

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On Kindle Edition

> Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

closest thing i could find

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8

Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On (Kindle Edition)

Well, on the off chance you change your mind, may I direct you to this?

So what you're saying is your billionaire triceritops ... doesn't crave gay ass? :)

^ahem

OH MY GOD ITS REAL

Clearly she's talking about Domald Tromp

If that got you, you should definitely read this

Just to be clear, this book is real

Sounds like a chapter in A Gronking to Remember

A Gronking to Remember by Lacey Noonan. Just your average run of the mill Gronk fan fiction.

I'm a big fan of the series:

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I'm tempted to buy this and in the same order buy a huge stack of Chuck Tingle gay erotica so they appear in the "people who bought this also bought..." list.

For those who don't know Chuck Tingle, here is a very NSFW sample.

Not gonna lie the plot sounds solid, maybe you could try putting on the amazon store as an ebook, after all there is this gem there

any kind of romance, and Here's a Gronking To Remember

Serious answer: https://www.harpercollins.com/9780062457714/the-subtle-art-of-not-giving-a-fck

Joke answer: https://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/145584165X

MISTERY ANSWER: https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI

Domald Tromp, I'm surprised you haven't heard of him, many books have been written about him.

Edit: Like this book

[Terrible dinosaur themed erotic novels are just one of those things, if you spend enough time on the internet you're going to run into it eventually, like nyancat, but less mainstream] (https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50)

Well it looks like Sherman, is the bad guy again.

It hasn’t been this bad since Crabtree lost in man-to-man.

But because of all this madness, we’ve missed one major thing:

Travis Kelce flagged a ref, just as great as the Gronkening.

He's selling his political/dinosaur erotica books on amazon. His name is Chuck Tingle

Ahem. Amazon link. Maybe NSFW.

We all want A Gronking to Remember!

You want to get her a gronking to remember?

Lots of people know much more about T-Rex sexual anatomy than we want. There's a whole series.

https://www.amazon.com/Billionaire-Triceratops-Craves-Gay-Ass-ebook/dp/B00QTTIJVI

Does it involve dinosaurs and extreme gay sex acts?

A Gronking To Remember

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Here ya go!

don't give Lacey Noonan any ideas

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

A Gorking to Remember, the best-selling followup to A Gronking to Remember

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

[A Gronking to Remember] (http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Gronkowski-Erotica-Series-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE)

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

In case you're into it...

Here's another one for you
https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Are you Lacey Noonan?

It does

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

A Gronking To Remember

Have Gronk, and based on the Gronk fan-erotica: http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Gronkowski-Erotica-Series-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

http://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Gronkowski-Erotica-Series-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Ah, I got you fam.

https://www.amazon.com/Gronking-Remember-Book-Gronkowski-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00RN7TNHE

Here is the desktop version of your link

https://www.amazon.com.au/gp/aw/d/B00RN7TNHE?fp=1&pc_redir=T1

already did that

Gonna be committees all the way down.

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B01ATM6I0O

Oh

my

god.

Are

these

all

actual

books?

Idk

why,

but

I

love

this.

So, in other words, a Chuck Tingle book.

Pounded in the butt by my own butt

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There is even more than what has come out.

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50

Maybe he already did?

But what about as a Gay T-Rex?

Domald Tromp

Chuck Tingle you say?

I vote we all standardize on "Domald Tromp"

Here

I think you should know that this exists.

Yes.

For less messy amazon links you can extract the part after "/dp/" in

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50/ref=cm_sw_em_r_awdo_v_das_am6Dyb8KCHTWB_tt), [megalodon.jp](http://megalodon.jp/2017-0113-0042-56/https://www.amazon.com:443/Pounded-Handsome-Russian-Blackmailed-Getting-ebook/dp/B01MS6FO50/ref=cm_sw_em_r_awdo_v_das_am6Dyb8KCHTWB_tt

and make it:

https://amzn.com/B01MS6FO50

Or via smile link:

https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B01MS6FO50

BEEP BOP

Plz send any recommendations via PM

+chucktinglethanks:

well i have been writing for a very long time ever since i was a young buckaroo in HOME OF TRUTH UTAH this is where i grew up i was there and it was very lonely just me and mom and dad (everyone else packed up buddy) so it was just us not even the dang taxman thats what dad always said anyway i would write and hide my storys under the floor because it was not SUPPORTED BY MY FAMILY but then there was the BIG FIRE and after that i was on my own no stories no house no nothing so then i started walking it was a long walk but i got picked up a few times LONG STORY SHORT ending up in billings montana that is where i live you anyway i was still writing and then now that i am older son jon said 'hey you should publish these stories online i can help you edit and my bud SAM RAND can help you put them online he is a self publishing man' so then son jon and sam rand helped me make my stories online first one was MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS and that was a real hit. THE REST IS HISTORY BUDDY thanks

Are you perhaps thinking of Chuck Tingle's 2016 work Slammed In The Butt By Domald Tromp's Attempt To Avoid Accusations Of Plagiarism By Removing All Facts Or Concrete Plans From His Republican National Convention Speech or his more recently published Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On?

It's real. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00QTTIJVI?ie=UTF8&redirectFromSS=1&pc_redir=T1&noEncodingTag=1&robot_redir=1



I have the weirdest boner right now...

I was gonna link this book, but it's not romance, it's non-fiction

It's no A Gronking to Remember

And now we know how "A Gronking to Remember 2" will start.


For the confused - Amazon Link

From Buffalo? Wtf Gronk is the man and I'm not even a New England fan. There's even erotic literature about him.

The tragic irony: Dr. Chuck Tingle is his nom de plume IRL.

Edit: for legal purposes, I wish to make it clear that this comment is tongue in cheek. AFAIK, the hateful and asinine commenter has no relationship to Tingle, who is merely horny and asinine.

No harm in veiling it a little.

I always assumed he would star in this book adaptation:

A Gronking to Remember: Book One in The Rob Gronkowski Erotica Series

PV=nRT.

The volume (V) and moles of air (n) in a given football will remain constant as the temperature drops, as does R (the ideal gas...well, constant). So if we exclude for the time being natural leakage, forcing air out due to spiking the ball, etc., the only variable affecting the pressure of the ball is the change in temperature, such that a drop in temperature will effect a proportionate drop in pressure.

Assuming the balls were initially inflated to the minimum standard (12.5 psi), a drop to 10.5 represents a drop of 16% (unlike the difference between Kelvin and Fahrenheit, which will become crucial in a second, pressure is an absolute measurement so since we're only interested in proportions it makes no difference whether we use psi, atmospheres, pascal, bar, torr, or whatever). Assuming the balls were inflated at room temperature, that's 77 degrees Fahrenheit or 298.15 Kelvin. For a 16% drop, 298.150.84=250.446K, or -8.86 degrees Fahrenheit.

It was not 9 below in Foxborough.

There are other explanations: Perhaps the ball received A Gronking to Remember* (dunno if that's enough to explain a loss of this degree), natural leakage (ditto), a faulty gauge, etc. Doesn't prove cheating. But it's clearly not due to temperature loss, which has been the go-to explanation for a lot of people (the science of it aside, the temperature loss excuse was never likely anyway because the ideal gas law isn't exactly a brand-spanking-new discovery, and the NFL's been playing cold-weather games for a long time so if that's all there was to it then surely this would have come up before and been addressed already).

Unless I'm completely screwing the math up, which is entirely possible.