(Part 2) Reddit mentions: The best event & party supplies

We spent on 211 guests in Cambridge, Ontario. Prices in CND unless otherwise specified

The Good:

• Everything, it was gorgeous
  
  
• Beautiful, bright day
  
• I loooooooooooooooooooooooved my dress. I’d wear that everywhere if they’d let me!
  
• No fighting, or weird exchanges we had braced ourselves for!
  
• My dad’s last cancer treatment was the Monday after our Sunday wedding, but he was present and able to walk me down the aisle and that meant the world
  
• We rented a Tesla as our getaway car, which my husband was just SO excited over. It was worth every penny
  
  The Bad:
  
  
• The mix culture aspect of it was very very difficult to plan. We had many arguments and hit roadblocks a LOT for both families. Overall I wouldn’t have done it any differently, but it did take a toll sometimes
  
• We had a 40% RSVP no rate :( That was pretty sad. Many people we were sure would make it ran into visa issues or just overall cost or time issues, and we were really sad to see the no’s pour in. On a positive note, it did allow many of our ‘B list’ friends to be able to get an invitation.
  
• We lost a bridesmaid and a groomsman friendship. We tried to make things work but I suppose weddings truly do bring out people’s true intentions.
  
• We ran over time! We had a wedding planner that came with the venue who helped keep us on time, but we had less time for pictures that I intended with the traveling to said picture places. Speaking of:
  
• The photographer misheard me when I said I LOVE outdoor spaces, and instead did the opposite, and I was too caught up with everything to tell her what I’d meant until well into half way through the day. I wish I’d be less afraid of confrontation (which is silly!) and just told her what I wanted up front.
  
  Detailed budget breakdown:
  
  Venue and catering|Whistle Bear Golf Club| $23 730
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  Catering: $82 pp non alcoholic open bar, including hors d’oeuvres for cocktails, 3 platted courses (salad, entrée, plated dessert), a choice of entrees for the guests (steak, salmon, veg), and a dessert table. Halal, including vendors. Total: $16830
  
  Ceremony room booking (including officiant and music services): $1725
  
  Reception room booking (including all tables, chairs, and white linens): $2242. We’re actually from Mississauga or the Greater Toronto Area, but everything around us was expensive, so we ventured out to Cambridge for a cheaper option. Maybe not cheaper overall, but definitely included lots of neat services we weren’t expecting
  
  Bride Attire|Etsy Shops LaceMarry and GlamorousBijoux| $1700 ish
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  Dress + veil: $839 USD. This custom creation was an absolute dream. I posted about my experience here! (and I am now selling it, if anyone is inspired by it!). It was supposed to be a budget dress, but with alterations it went way overboard :/ This was an awesomely generous gift from my parents
  
  Alterations: Best for Bride Mississauga/Etobicoke, $650. The bust of the dress was originally too big regardless of being measured professionally, but THEN I lost about 30 pounds between ordering the dress and wearing it (woops?) and it required HEAVY alternations. This was covered as a gift from 2 bridesmaids and their sister, which was just super generous of them
  
  Jewelry was $184 USD for the necklace, earrings, and bracelet. This was a lovely generous gift from my mother in law
  
  Groom Attire| Indochino| $700 ish
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  Suit was custom made for $650, which was very generously gifted from his father. The tie and shoes were so generously gifted by his brother
  
  Photography| Latte Productions Wedding Photography |$1800
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  12 hours, 2 photographers, 2 week turnaround for both the engagement shoot and wedding, full digital rights and access to ALL pictures taken, edited and not. I do wish I’d asked for more specific things (like don’t cut off shoes for more space on top of the head, which is a current trend I hate) but otherwise they were very professional and I’m happy with the pictures.
  
  Cake!| Tiny Cakes| $395 for 80 servings
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  I firkin loved working with these guys. I frikin love cake. They did an awesome job. They gave us each a cupcake to take home on our wedding day, and that was our breakfast before our honeymoon!
  
  Music|Impact DJ|$1017
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  Reception background music and MC services, very pleased
  
  Traditional Backdrop|Laila Decor| $700
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  Super nice couple. Not only INCREDIBLY affordable when compared with others, but they did a lovely job. Very pleased and highly recommended for desi brides (and non desi, if that’s your jam!)
  
  Flowers| Etsy shop Roses and Dreams| $900 + $100 USD shipping
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  45 pieces - 1 Bride's Round bouquet, 5 Bridesmaid bouquets, 1 Groom's boutonniere, 3 groomsmen boutonnieres, 3 Fathers boutonnieres, 3 Mothers wrist corsages (the extra boutinniere and corsage were for my bro and SIL who were not part of the wedding party but I wanted to honour anyway), 20 garlands (6' long) and 8 oval pieces for the centerpieces, and a swag for the gift table
  
  Decor | Various| $67
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  Program’s frames were 24 for $12 through wedding resale facebook group, Mr&Mrs sign was $12 through the same group, Thank you banner was $8 through Amazon, table numbers were $35 for 20 through Amazon
  
  Hair and Make up|Dolce Divas| 1243$
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  Great job, great price. Includes trial bridal hair and make up, day of bridal hair and make up, plus 3 make up services and 5 hair services. I paid for all the girls who wanted make up and/or hair, as well as I paid for my mom
  
  They were absolutely awful at responding to inquiries though, it would take a week or two to get answers to emails even with reminder emails, phone calls, and texts, it was just way too long for me to work efficiently. The final price includes a 10% gratuity rather than 15%. Still recommend them though
  
  Stationary|Etsy Shop PenelopesPaperPantry and VistaPrint | $
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  Loooooooooveeed my invitations, and got many compliments on them! The PDF was from the shop ($40), and With Vista's 50% off I paid $85 for VistaPrint shipping included, so total $125ish CND for 150 invitations. Mostly hand delivered, some were mailed for $25. The Welcome Sign was $30 USD for the PDF and Seating Chart was $90 for the PDF, same shop. Printing was $42.50 through Vista 50% off again (YAY!) and $30 for the frames from Amazon. Save the Dates were emailed for freeeee with a link to our website to RSVP for freeeeeeee!
  
  Miscellaneous | Various| $
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  Tungsten wedding bands: $54 on wicked sale through Amazon, that’s for both rings! Not included in wedding budget, my engagement ring is from MoissaniteCo for $1050
  
  Tesla Rental: worth every dang penny for the smile on his face. $300 as a gift from his father, who was equally excited about the Tesla. I think everyone was excited about the Tesla.
  
  Bridesmaid’s gifts: $160 for 5 girls, necklaces with unique charms through Etsy StatementMadeUK and MyInitialCharm
  
  Favour boxes: we bought colourful boxes for guests to take cake/sweets home. $177 with 30% off coupons for 172 boxes from Party City. Card box was also from Party City for $15 (and looked it, but ah well, it was only out for a few hours)
  
  Hotel accommodations: For me and my girls, as well as my parents in a separate room, the night before the wedding. $120 for both rooms, lovely gift from my parents
  
  Rehearsal dinner: neighbourhood restaurant, $500 for 17 people for salad and pizzas in a private room. We covered everyone who came
  
  Bridal shower: I paid for half of my Harry Potter shower, so roughly $300. My mom paid the other half
  
  Wedding licence: $140
  
  Honeymoon! All inclusive adults only Riviera Maya resort, $3375 total for us both, not included in budget total but just for fun :)
  
  
  
  

So, for my school experience, I think I'd like to make people laugh, even if it's at my expense. :D Making people laugh makes for a good school environment, and can cheer up a lot of people who are in a foul mood. That is the theme behind my items: Laughter.

1. For when a practical joke is pulled on me, or I just want people to laugh as I don't know how to pour a drink this number will do the trick.
   
   
2. I'll "astound" and "amaze" my classmates as I make my broom pop out of nowhere. And by that I mean maybe I'll get a laugh or two as a broom magically appears out of a toilet or the headmasters punch bowl!
   
   
3. Considering the school we're going to, there's bound to be some wacky events planned, so this would be perfect for those. And even if there are no events, I'm sure to cheer up many different people with it!
   
   
4. Maybe I'm so far ahead in a class that getting an F wouldn't hurt, so it might be better to get the funniest possible F I can, just to bring someone out of their funk. Stress from tests getting to people? Not after they read my answers on the latest test!
   
   
5. This is along the same lines as one of my hat. Going around with this on my nose is sure to bring a smile or two on the lips of my fellow classmates. And if it doesn't, I vow to eat my rubber elephant nose where I stand!
   
   
6. This is because I just know that my familiar will want to dress up and be as super as possible! And who wouldn't laugh as they saw my familiar cat dressed like this? It's not animal cruelty is the familiar itself wants it!
   
   All this is part of a shared list I made just for the contest, which you can find here.
   
   Thank you for your consideration, oh great and powerful teacher, and I hope to bring laughs to my classmates posthaste!

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

1. Birthday Swirls!
   
   
2. Sounds like a stuffed up baby.
   
   
3. I hope Dad wore this on deliveries.
   
   
4. A large table. Or do what my family does and make the kids sit at a different table.
   
   
5. I've never heard of him before, but he sounds amazing! Here is his biography.
   
   
6. How about this sweet tungsten ring?
   
   
7. It's a bird! It's a plane! No wait! It's just a light pull.
   
   
8. I was going to put Superman here, but as he was included in the last category... It'll have to be...
   
   
9. My dad taught me how to solve one of these when I was a child. I remember fondly how patient he was with me even though I'd get super frustrated. ♥
   
   
10. Nutella and Banana on a sandwich. K-i-s-s-o-m-g this is delicious.
    
    Bonus 1: I'm guess 1978, which happen to be the year the game Snake was created.
    
    Bonus 2: Guessing! But your name is probably not Maria.
    
    
    Thanks for the contest! I love doing stuff like this!!

Please excuse the length, I love making lists.

Video Production

Green Screen

Bounce

Tripod

Books

Dining with Dr Who

Writing movies for fun and profit This is a great book. I have it, absolutely hysterical.

Writing

Ink quill

TARDIS Deluxe Journal

Travel

Street Signs

Flags

Eiffel Tower Chocolate Mold

Little Window Beach

17th century world map

Watercolor World Map

Universal world wide adapter plug

Hidden pocket wallet



Science!

Liquid Gold Plating Kit

Molecular Gastronomy Kit

This one also works for gardening:
Moons and Blooms lunar calender

Inflatable earth with glow in the dark cities

Galilea Moon Phase Calendar and Clock

Glow in the dark lunar calender!

Art

Sunprint Kit

Scrapper tool set

Fantasy!

LOTR inspired necklace

Another LOTR inspired necklace

Dragon necklace

Dragon JEwerly box

These/this are/is a book, but Mercedes Lackey is a FANTASTIC fantasy writer. I'd start with the Mage Winds trilogy or Mage Wars series.

Outdoors

Portal-able Speakers If you want to listen to relaxing music (or just music) while reading or chilling outside, this is the perfect speaker. It goes pretty loud, my bro has one, I steal if to make my showers musical.

Solar power LED Water proof color changing globes

Ball lanterns!


Math

Math clock

Mental Math

Pi ice cube shape tray

Mini Abacus pendant keychain

And it was delicious

Math jokes

Math/science ice cube tray


Rubik's Cube office thingy

Abacus-they have these in all colors and shapes and what have you.

Spirituality

Wasn't quite sure what you're looking for, but these things are pretty relaxing and some of them are used in meditation or for relaxation/de-stress so I figured I could put 'em here.

[LED mini waterfall)(http://www.amazon.com/Mirrored-Waterfall-Light-Show-Fountain/dp/B008Q3GH1O/ref=pd_sim_hpc_17)

Zen reflection bonzai tree with a little pond

Candle and water fountain

Five tier illuminated fountain

Other random fun things!

DR Who Projector clock

Sherlock season one Dunno but I feel you might like this show.

Giant Nail polish set


Nail art brushes

LED faucet water glow thing

Alright! I think I'll stop there before this becomes a novel xD

I love baking cupcakes and decorating them Gel Food Coloring would be awesome since it has a MUCH better color and it's super vibrant!

thank you so much for gifting!

Hope you like Star Trek, because here are some of my favorite TOS art print sets: #3, #4, and #14. There's a bunch more if you look at all the art here too!

For stuff from Amazon, I've always like the Watchmen toaster and the zombie flamingo but don't have much of a use for either. Maybe you would get more use out of them?

Thanks for the contest, and I hope you have fun decorating your new place! Don't call it Frisco.

Happy cake day!!!

1 Rubber spatulas that I would use to mix up my cake, or icing colors which I use to die icings for cakes I make!

2 This one is a stretch but portal socks because Simon Pegg did voices for video games...and Portal is a video game!

3 I don't have any books on my WL. :P but.... I'd like to read this bag while I devour it's contents!

4 Mixing bowls. My SO tends to eat his cereal out of the few I have now >.<

5 Gecko food for our gecko! It even has a picture of one on the label!

6 Purple socks or purple nail polish!

7 Portal companion cube!

8 My (not so guilty) pleasure.

9 Pocket knife!

10 The definition of my childhood!

11 Literally for organizing!

12 My favorite hobby is baking!

13 PlayStation 4 could be geeky to some.

14 Made with 100% natural almonds!

15 Green socks!

16 I can wear these adorable leggings!

17 Funny candles!!

18 NSFW beads...

19 Gardening boots!

20 The item I love is this mixer!

I think you will buy these!

I like dumb edible things or toiletries - gratuitously bacon things like bacon-scented body wash (or worse, toothpaste!), dick-shaped candies (with names like "Marshmallow Willies" how can you go wrong?), that kind of thing. It's funny and dumb but it's also consumable so your friend isn't suddenly saddled with this OBJECT they didn't ask for and now have to carry around forever or throw away. Plus you get the potential fun group experience of them then opening up the thing and sharing it around, so everyone gets to join in on the fun. :P

Novelty ice trays are fun, too - you can get all kinds of cute/immature/funny shapes and everyone always needs an extra ice cube tray.

Edit: Oh, and novelty booze! There are a lot of bizarre vodka flavors out there. Bubblegum?

We got a couple sets of these and set them out in a basket, I heard only good things! They're inexpensive, packaged separately so you can just leave them out without prep, has the crayons for coloring but the books also have other activities. I also think the kids liked it since it was wedding themed:
https://www.amazon.com/Fun-Express-FX-3790-Individually/dp/B004UHU432/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1499867572&sr=8-8&keywords=wedding+coloring+book
You could also go to the dollar store and get a few bubbles (as long as you're ok that it could get messy if they tip it over), maybe a few puzzles or some play doh?

There's also this one with a scavanger hunt with the original coloring books: https://www.amazon.com/Wedding-Activities-Kids-Individually-Scavenger/dp/B01IPDOI24/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1499867572&sr=8-6&keywords=wedding+coloring+book

I was concerned the kids (around your count) we had at the wedding would be running around all over the place but they were actually super well behaved! We just sat them with their parents.

Will adults be supervising the kids at the kids table? That would be my concern as they tend to run amok if no one is set to watch over them.

Now you can get a [2' version](10 pack bonus - angry baby trump foil balloons | 24 inches | perfect for parties | gag gifts | 100% satisfaction guarantee https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FZX3GLX/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_FXuaCb148DK53)of the balloon on Amazon. They were all over our local Protect Mueller protest. Really made it festive.

Can someone help me?!?

Can y'all look at these and tell me if you think they'd look nice together (and if you think it's too feminine or if you think a guy wouldn't mind it keeping in mind he's kinda super chill about things). I promise this will one day be relavent (no I am not becoming a decorator for one of my friends - I wish) - also keeping in mind on a beach around dusk / nighttime


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Ignore that they're all glowy lights, just what is the opinion of the colours TOGETHER as a whole.

So cute and creative! As a girl from Kansas, I love this! Omg, if this were my nursery, I would totally make the Wicked Witch's legs stick out from under the crib or changing table! I googled it, and you can buy them on Amazon, lol!

Bongzilla: http://amzn.com/B003CM41VW

If you've ever walked past one of these in the campgrounds 2013 - 2015 and seen a Christopher Walken photo and a guy hitting a cowbell, you've probably chugged out of our Bongzilla :)

Just be aware if you get one of your own -- with great power comes great responsibility. This thing requires modifications to work without leaking, and the nozzles always break.

I just saw these for the first time and they were awesome:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B002BSHDKE/?tag=hydsma-20&hvadid=224178773718&hvpos=1t1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=13365937934334178351&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9073477&hvtargid=kwd-296140838062&ref=pd_sl_3rx090jsvo_b&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1a3Ux-uD2wIVwSSGCh1dvQsXEAAYASAAEgIK-vD_BwE

At the end of this clip (it’s only 60 seconds long) you can see them being used:

https://instagram.com/p/BiKl7R3jsyl/

They were so cool and easy to clean up bc they stay attached!

Surely you'd want a long role, not individual squares?

https://www.amazon.com/Darice-1186-16-Garland-Craftwork-84-Inch/dp/B00MA6Y5E4/ref=pd_bxgy_201_img_2?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00MA6Y5E4&pd_rd_r=PXNHJRA92JEDHMA7TK0K&pd_rd_w=6aUuL&pd_rd_wg=UqrgS&psc=1&refRID=PXNHJRA92JEDHMA7TK0K

I don't know how well it would last as backing on a bow, the stretching and shock of shooting would surely shred it pretty quickly.

Oh thank god! lol

Edit: apparently it is a thing now

We have 7 game series' of Kan Jam and beersbee, it usually gets pretty intense haha.

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Also, check out this card game.

That makes more sense! I’ve seen birch bark garland that would be lovely as well.
https://www.amazon.ca/Darice-1186-16-Garland-Craftwork-84-Inch/dp/B00MA6Y5E4#immersive-view_1574774744012

I'm sure you've seen these but they're my favorite halloween decor and I think everyone needs some!

1. Something to make your day
   
   
2. This would totally make my day because Halloween is coming up but not close enough that this wouldn't arrive in time, and come on. . . Wouldn't this make anyone's day!?! However, I would have him inside with me for when the trick or treaters come because I would want to show him off myself!
   
   Edit: Plus, I could use him at Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, really anytime :-)
   
   Edit 2 : On the reviews, someone even said they were going to use it as a planter :-O

Halloween! I love it so very much.

skelemingo

We're using these - https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-1006-932-Pop-Streamers-pack/dp/B002BSHDKE Mainly because we can't leave anything on the ground in the park. We tried one out and it's awesome!

There are a couple of drinking game card decks that can be mixed in with your CAH set available on Amazon. Suddenly Drunk is one that comes to mind immediately, and it has a couple of expansions too. There are a couple of other ones too, but I can not recall them at the moment.

I have not bought any of these sets yet, so I can not give an opinion to how good they are.

Did you know Amazon will donate a portion of every purchase if you shop by going to smile.amazon.com instead? Over $50,000,000 has been raised for charity - all you need to do is change the URL!

Here are your smile-ified links:

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$4.49 per dozen is about as cheap as it gets. I found some on Amazon too that come with coloring books for $7


Fun Express FX IN-12/3790 Individually Packaged Children's Wedding Activity Sets (Pack of 12)
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B004UHU432/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_RFYzybTFHYV63

It's probably too late to order now, but any board game + Suddenly Drunk is bound to be a good time.

Free shipping with prime:

http://www.amazon.com/Pecker-Patch-Sour-Gummy-Candy/dp/B00KTM1W3I/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1452725080&sr=8-2&keywords=penis+candy

http://www.amazon.com/Vibrators-12-Penis-Suckers-Bouquet/dp/B00XUXWWFU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1452725080&sr=8-3&keywords=penis+candy

http://www.amazon.com/Marshmallow-Willies-140g-4-94-Oz/dp/B00CJBQC00/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1452725080&sr=8-5&keywords=penis+candy

I got it from Gamestop power up rewards Can't remember how many points it was, my account was expiring, and I wanted to use my points. It's actually a Candy Dish holder, that I put on my wall that holds my headsets.
Amazon has it here: http://www.amazon.com/Star-Wars-Boba-Candy-Holder/dp/B0058DQAE4

How about pop out streamers that remain attached (so all the clean up with be is just throwing the whole thing out since the streamers are attached)? Like these from Amazon, check out the pics

Have you ever considered importing the Reddit inspired Poop Knife

Yes! And they work well for shaming your turd-launching kid!!

Pretty california. Im from there....i miss it =(

Zombie flamingo!

Apparently it's sold on Amazon as well


https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

You may need this u/Learnedbutt approved

So, seems these are easiest to get into a show:

https://www.flutterfetti.com/handheld-confetti-launcher

Of rather, these streamer launcher things:

https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-1006-932-Pop-Streamers-pack/dp/B002BSHDKE

Bongzilla... always gets a party going in the right direction
http://www.amazon.com/Head-Rush-BONGZILLA-Bongzilla-Funnel/dp/B003CM41VW

Get ready to visually comprehend. It's a real thing now. https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

If this isn’t fun shit I don’t know what is 😆🍷🍹🍺🥃🍸

They make streamers that stay stuck to the tube! Could you have your bridal party do that for a similar effect?

here’s an example

Please bring lots of these Baby Rump Balloons

You can buy on Amazon.


Poop Knife Gag Gift https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ho13DbYYXQ6VK

Since I just bought my first "home" (a little condo), I've got a lot of that stuff on my "Dreaming of a Home" wishlist, so I picked one.
Of COURSE I don't need a Zombie Flamingo, who needs a zombie flamingo? I just want one. I'll strap him to my balcony or stick him in a plant inside. :)

Random fact: I hate showers. something about the water hitting my body. baths are good, sometimes I'll take a shower anyway just because it's quicker, but...hate showers. :/

we used to have a bongzilla (which is the shit, you should all buy one) and it just became a shit show. The week after that, we had jungle juice fever.

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

In case you want to order one

Don't forget Christmas, for the person who has everything or someone you think is full of sh**.

YTA- For leaving your mess for someone else to clean up. I would have done the same thing though. Get a poop knife so you're prepared next time.

Il fatto è che quella cosa esiste... https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

link

Get one of those roasted turkey hats and stuff a wrapped big brother shirt or something else in the turkey and say that Santa couldn't wait to give him his present so he sent it early

Poop Knife https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Iei5AbHRQC30K

You can buy one yourself!

I got you a 10 pack fam
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B07FZX3GLX/ref=sspa_mw_detail_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1

It's Bongzilla!!!!

A beer bong on a stand.

it's a real thing

How about passing out thousands of little baby Trump balloons?

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife/dp/B079NTNWNG

If you're looking for something a bit more put together, there's always this.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B003CM41VW/ref=cm_sw_r_other_awd_5zm9wbY3M9NC7

I was expecting a link to this

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_CBRQBbK57CH94

https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife/dp/B079NTNWNG

Really though, did you click it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG

Get him the official "poop knife" to use before he flushes! Based on a reddit post where someone mentioned they had a poop knife due to their large poops, someone actually made the product. https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG

Link to the product

Poop Knife https://www.amazon.com/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_cNHPAbFQ42EN1

There exists a real poop knife on Amazon

Its a beer bong

https://www.amazon.com/Bongzilla-BONGZILLA-Beer-Bong/dp/B003CM41VW

Bongzilla https://www.amazon.com/Bongzilla-BONGZILLA-Beer-Bong/dp/B003CM41VW

essa é uma tarefa para a faca de cocô (poop knife)

> A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.

tirei do urban dictionary

tem até uma versão comercial.

edit: typo.

Chopping poop is messy business.
I hope they at least used a poop knife .
If not, I would chalk that up as bad planning.

Its a knife you use to break up stubborn turds in the bowl. Label appropriately and keep away from the rest of your cookware.

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Now on Amazon for the low price of 14.99!!

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https://www.amazon.com/Original-Poop-Knife-Gag-Gift/dp/B079NTNWNG/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=poop+knife&qid=1558211098&s=gateway&sr=8-1