(Part 2) Reddit mentions: The best bidet attachments
We found 1,499 Reddit comments discussing the best bidet attachments. We ran sentiment analysis on each of these comments to determine how redditors feel about different products. We found 92 products and ranked them based on the amount of positive reactions they received. Here are the products ranked 21-40. You can also go back to the previous section.
21. Ambient Water Temperature self-cleaning nozzle attachable bidet
- Retractable and self-cleaning nozzle with three-positions
- Colors: White
- Pressure and self-cleaning control knob
- Metal hose and connector
- Internal mechanism made of brass
Features:
Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 18 Inches |
Length | 8 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 8 x 3.5 x 18 inches |
Width | 3.5 Inches |
22. Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment by BOSS | Fresh Water Sprayer | Cleans Your Rear Better Than You Can | Dual Nozzle | Self Cleaning | Manual | Non Electric | BOLD White & Gold | 1 Year Warranty
- CLEANS YOUR REAR IN 1.3 SECONDS! BossBidet is designed to wash your rear faster and better than you can. Attach, Spray, Clean, Ahhhhh! Always feel fresh leaving the bathroom.
- INSTALLS IN 15 MINUTES. No plumbing experience needed. BossBidet is easy to install. Just watch our 3 minute step by step installation video and viola, you now have a toilet bidet attachment.
- THREE CLEANING MODES FOR MEN AND WOMEN. Unlike other bidets, Boss gives the user full cleaning control with 3 wash settings that clean your entire nether region and sanitize the nozzles. The FRONT and REAR wash functions are positioned to aim at the rear or the privates. The NOZZLE CLEAN feature sprays down at the nozzle cover and through the jet holes to clean previous residue before water is sprayed at your tush. We recommend using the nozzle cleaning function before and after washing.
- BOSSBIDET PAYS FOR ITSELF AND PROTECTS THE ENVIRONMENT The Boss doesn’t just clean your rear, it’s also a solid investment that saves you money on toilet paper. BossBidet will reduce your toilet paper usage by 63% (on average). Toilet paper companies waste 37 gallons of water to manufacture 1 roll of toilet paper! The Boss Community is on a mission to protect the environment by educating users to wash with water and drying with a few sheets of TP.
- Strong and soft water pressure for fast and effective cleaning. The nozzle control dial gives you full control of the water pressure delivered to your goods. Boss doesn’t play around when it comes to cleaning. You’ll never stand up from a toilet again wondering if you’re fully clean. The answer is, you probably didn’t, but we can guarantee that BossBidet will.
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Color | White Gold |
Height | 6.5 Inches |
Length | 16.5 Inches |
Weight | 2 Pounds |
Width | 3 Inches |
23. Squatty Potty Refresh-it Fresh Water Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment
- Two Cleaning Sprays: Feminine and Posterior
- Adjustable Pressure Control
- Non-Electric - No Battery or Electricity Required
- Simple Installation with No Special Tools Required
- Function Saves Trees and Toilet Paper
- Great for Postpartum Recovery and Hemorrhoids
- Includes Stainless Steel fittings and hose
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Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 9.75 Inches |
Length | 17 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 17 x 4.5 x 9.8 inches |
Weight | 1.5 Pounds |
Width | 4.5 Inches |
24. Bidet Sprayer for Toilet, Handheld Cloth Diaper Sprayer, Bathroom Sprayer Kit Spray Attachment with Hose, Bathroom Washer Portable Shower Sprayer Stainless Steel Spray for Pets, Personal Hygiene
- Made of high quality 304 stainless steel, smooth, rust resistant, durable and easy to clean.
- The hose features double protection with a stainless steel casing and an EPDM inner tube to get rid of leak problems.
- Quick and Easy Installation. You can use it as a toilet sprayer for cloth diapers, personal hygiene device including Sprayer, Hose, Sprayer Holder.
- The handheld bidet sprayer has 2 water pressure modes, Jet spray and Soft spray modes. You can adjust the water pressure for a gentle and thorough clean up. An ideal choice for women during pregnancy and menstrual cycles.
- A great cleaning bidet sprayer kit for a whole family, can be used as cloth diaper sprayer, bathroom cleaning and even for pet washing.
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Specs:
Color | Gray |
25. Oak Leaf Bidet Toilet Attachment,Fresh Water Spray Non-electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment
QUICK AND EASY INSTALLATION: This Bidet includes instructions and accessories you need to get your bidet up and running in minutes. Screwdriver is required for the assembly. Easily attaches to and detaches from any standard two-piece toilet (that is, where the tank is a separate unit). The mounting ...
Specs:
Weight | 2.01 Pounds |
26. Brondell Hand Held Bidet Sprayer for Toilet CleanSpa Advanced Bidet Attachment with Precision Pressure Control Jet Spray - Ergonomic Handheld Bidet for Toilet - Toilet Water Sprayer and Hose Set
- HANDHELD: Feel clean and confident with the Brondell CleanSpa Advanced handheld toilet bidet sprayer
- PRECISION SPRAYER: Maintain the pressure and direction of the bidet spray with simple thumb controls
- ERGONOMIC DESIGN: Our curved toilet hose sprayer forms the ideal angle for a complete cleansing wash
- QUALITY COMPONENTS: Includes a metal hose with patented woven core, brass valves, and ceramic seals
- EASY INSTALLATION: Install the CleanSpa advanced in just minutes with no tools or plumber required
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Color | Chrome |
Height | 5 Inches |
Length | 2 Inches |
Width | 1 Inches |
27. JP Bathroom Master's Full Pressure & Leakproof Handheld Bidet Toilet Sprayer Kit - Hand Held Cloth Diaper Sprayer for Toilet - Easy to Install Bathroom Diaper Sprayer with Adjustable Pressure Control
FINALLY, HERE’S A LEAKPROOF & EASY INSTALL BIDET & CLOTH DIAPER SPRAYER FOR EVERY FAMILY! The JP Bathroom Master handheld bidet sprayer is here to make your life easier than ever thanks to its LEAKPROOF and EASY INSTALLATION design. Now you can cleanse your sensitive area effortlessly using our pr...
Specs:
Color | PALM CONTROL |
Height | 5.91 Inches |
Length | 7.87 Inches |
Size | 1 Pack |
Weight | 1.24 Pounds |
Width | 2.36 Inches |
28. Veken Non-Electric Bidet Self-Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Frontal /Feminine Wash), Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch
【Two Nozzle Cleaning Modes】- Front Cleaning (women's private) and Rear Cleaning (for men and women). The frontal or feminine wash is gentler than the rear spray. Ideal for monthly cycles and new mothers.【Nozzle Cleaning & Nozzle Gate】- The nozzle cleaning feature cleans the nozzle thoroughly...
Specs:
Height | 3.15 Inches |
Length | 16.14 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Width | 9.45 Inches |
29. Bio Bidet A3 Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Attachment with Self-Cleaning Nozzle, Solid Brass Valve Assembly and Swivel Metal Hose Joint
- ADJUSTABLE BIDET ATTACHMENT universal design provides easy fit for your toilet
- SELF CLEANING RETRACTABLE NOZZLE offers refreshing hygienic wash. Improves hygiene and is Eco Friendly
- POSITIVE STEPPING PRESSURE CONTROL allows you to easily change the water pressure to create an experience that blends comfort and ease of use. All the while helping to keep your bathroom tidy with a highly effective splash guard
- QUALITY DESIGN BRASS VALVE AND INLET offers reliable support, braided metal water supply hose, US Made check valve
- EASY D.I.Y INSTALLATION setup in minutes and be clean in no time. Non-Electric Bidet Attachment
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Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 4 Inches |
Length | 17 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | single |
Width | 9 Inches |
30. Metal T-adapter with Shut-off Valve, 3-way Tee Connector, Chrome Finish, for Bidet4me Hand Held Bidet
- Hand Held Bidet Tee Adapter
- Metal T-adapter with Shut-off Valve
- 3-way Tee Connector
- Chrome Finish, for BIDET4ME Hand Held Bidet
Features:
Specs:
Color | Silver |
Height | 3.5 Inches |
Length | 3.5 Inches |
Size | Standard |
Weight | 0.05 Pounds |
Width | 3.5 Inches |
31. Bio Bidet Duo BB250
- No electricity or battery required
- Connects directly to fresh water line and hot water line
- Built-in Cold water by-pass
- Quality silver brass parts
Features:
Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 5 Inches |
Length | 17.4 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Weight | 4 Pounds |
Width | 15.6 Inches |
32. Bidet Attachment With Dual Nozzles and Self Cleaning
- Mechanical bidet: No electricity or battery required
- Do-it-yourself installation process on most toilets
- Dual nozzle: Male and female cleaning nozzle and self cleaning mode
- UPC certified back flow prevention valve + UPC certified stainless steel braided hose
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Color | white body with gray control panel |
Height | 8 Inches |
Length | 18 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Weight | 2 Pounds |
Width | 4 Inches |
33. Brondell PS-90 PureSpa Bidet Sprayer/Diaper Sprayer Shattaf
- Ergonomic white color hand held bidet shattaf and diaper sprayer
- All metal T-valve with water pressure control for spray adjustability
- High quality reinforced white PVC braided hose for US market
- Easy installation with sprayer holster suitable for wall or toilet mount
- All accessories included for standard bidet / Diaper sprayer installation
Features:
Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 7 Inches |
Length | 2.5 Inches |
Size | not clothing |
Width | 10.5 Inches |
34. Luxe Bidet Neo 110 - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment (white and white)
- A LUXURIOUS LOOK AT AN EXCELLENT PRICE – With a sleek design and high-quality parts, our bidet attachment will give your bathroom a next-level look. Constructed with high-pressure valves with metal/ceramic cores and steel hoses instead of plastic.
- HYGIENIC NOZZLE GUARD GATE – Shields the nozzle for your ultimate sanitary experience. The nozzle automatically retracts behind the guard gate after each wash to ensure it is protected until your next use.
- HAVE FUN DOING IT YOURSELF – Includes ALL PARTS AND TOOLS to get your bidet up and running in minutes. Easily attaches to and detaches from any standard two-piece toilet.
- ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY, WORTHWHILE INVESTMENT – Save money (and trees!) on toilet paper. Cleaning with our bidet is gentle on your skin and sustainable for the planet.
- NO KIDDING 18-MONTH WARRANTY – We are always here to make sure you are 100% satisfied, so anytime you have problems or concerns about the products, we are just one call away. Register your bidet online and get an extended warranty.
Features:
Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 3 Inches |
Length | 17 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 17 x 10 x 3 inches |
Width | 10 Inches |
35. Bio Bidet SlimEdge Simple Bidet Toilet Attachment in White with Dual Nozzle, Fresh Water Spray, Non Electric, Easy to Install, Brass Inlet and Internal Valve
- SLEEK AND STURDY: Increase the function and beauty of your bathroom with the latest bidet attachment from Bio Bidet. This reinforced and stylish design is 50% thinner than competing products.
- EXCLUSIVE DESIGN: The tilted control panel is designed to compliment both your bathroom and your body. Simply turn the comfort grip control knob to activate your preferred spray. P.S.P.C Technology
- DUAL NOZZLE SPRAY OPTIONS: Clean in comfort with refreshing spray patterns for him and her. Easily adjust the bidet spray with the responsive water pressure controls.
- BUILT TO LAST: Designed for an easy DIY installation, the SlimEdge bidet attachment features a quality design brass valve and inlet, alongside a braided metal water supply hose and certified built-in check valve.
- INDUSTRY LEADER: Buy with confidence from the industry leader in bidet seats and attachments – Bio Bidet. The SlimEdge bidet attachment features a one year manufacturer’s warranty.
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Specs:
Height | 4 Inches |
Length | 18 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | Bidet |
Weight | 1 Pounds |
Width | 10 Inches |
36. Empava Non-Electric Bidet Seat for O Shape Round Toilets-Slim Design-Soft Close-Dual Nozzles in White with Full Accessories
[SPECIFICATIONS] Outer Dimension: 18.7 in. L × 14.37 in. W × 3.54 in. H. With 2 years US based manufacture warranty, Empava US based product support team is happy to assist with any sales or product-oriented queries.[MODERN SLIM DESIGN] The bidet seat is made out of anti-bacteria PP and fit most O...
37. TUSHY Classic Bidet Toilet Attachment – Modern Sleek Design – Fresh Clean Water Sprayer – Non-Electric Self Cleaning Nozzle (White/Silver Knob)
- Modern yet Timeless Design - Get your own state of the art toilet experience for a fraction of the price. Upgrade your lifestyle with a TUSHY bidet attachment and poop like royalty on your porcelain throne. Includes a 12-month warranty on equipment and parts.
- 10-Minute Installation - Easy, DIY installation on most standard two-piece toilets, complete with all necessary parts and simple instructions for effortless set-up. This attachable non-electric bidet requires NO electrical hook-up or additional plumbing. Installation is faster than a smart phone update.
- Tailored Control - Constructed with a nozzle adjuster and pressure control knob that controls the self-cleaning nozzle spray angle and water pressure to your desired intensity.
- Feel Cleaner, Live Healthier - The perfect bidet attachment that delivers a fresh, just showered feeling and leaves nothing behind – no more skid marks, dingleberries, or spreading infections with paper. Put your restroom worries to rest - TUSHY pulls water from the wall source, the same water you brush your teeth with!
- Save Money - TUSHY cuts your toilet paper usage by 80%, saving you money every time you use the bathroom. By using the TUSHY bidet, you’re saving money, saving your butt and saving the world every time you poop.
Features:
Specs:
Color | Silver |
Height | 1 Inches |
Length | 1 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Weight | 1.88 Pounds |
Width | 1 Inches |
38. ABEDOE Hand Held Bidet Toilet Sprayer Kit Bathroom Cloth Diaper Washer Portable Shower Sprayer Stainless Steel Spray for Personal Hygiene
- Vertical Travel: 43mm
- Horizontal Travel:31.5mm
- Diameter: 31.6mm
- Length: 350 mm
Features:
Specs:
Color | Silver |
Height | 2.5 Inches |
Length | 12.5 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | Set A |
Weight | 1.5 Pounds |
Width | 6.6 Inches |
39. Luxe Metal T-adapter with Shut-off Valve, 3-way Tee Connector, Chrome Finish, for Luxe Neo Bidets
Compatible with Luxe Neo Bidets (Neo 110, Neo 120, Neo 180, Neo 185, Neo 250, Neo 320) and Vi-110Shut-off Valve gives ability to turn off or reduce/adjust the water pressure coming into the bidetIdeal for households with children (bidet can be "locked" so it cannot be turned on by accident)Size of 7...
Specs:
Color | Chrome |
Height | 1.5 Inches |
Length | 3.5 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 15/16" x 15/16" x 1/2" |
Width | 3 Inches |
40. Blue Bidet BB-3000: Warm and Ambient Water Bidet
Hot and Ambient or just Ambient Water TemperatureRetractable and self-cleaning nozzle with three-positionsAppropriate hygienic water stream angleMetal hose and connectorInternal mechanism made of brass
Specs:
Color | White |
Height | 18 Inches |
Length | 10 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Weight | 1 Pounds |
Width | 4 Inches |
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I have an ex with this type of OCD. And his was hand specific only, he has the worse hygiene I can imagine and our home was messy but he always had a thing about clean hands and clean bum. So yes we spent quite with toilet tissues and hand sanitizers. Not to mention issues with the toilet plumbing backing up and leaving me to clean up the mess.
There may be a solution to this for her cleaning her bum while you guys sort out the root cause of her OCD via therapy
Hope these helps her and your household, they are tools under 40$ you can buy.
I do hope you can get to the root of your wife's issues. if this just happened recently it could be a recent trauma or something she repressed for a while and bubbled up all of a sudden.
Also explain to your wife all these excessive toilet tissue use can seriously clog and mess up your plumbing unless she throws used tissue in the waste basket.
I highly recommend the [Boss Bidet](https://www.amazon.com/BIDET-Toilet-Attachment-Cleans-Warranty/product-reviews/B06WP78R7S/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_paging_btm_next_2?ie=UTF8&reviewerType=all_reviews&pageNumber=2) Before purchasing this item, I did quite a bit of research and determined that the Boss Bidet Bold Toilet Attachment was the best among competing products. I like the pull/push knob to activate the bidet and to control pressure, the positive click of the nozzle choice dial and, of course, the sleek and pleasing design of the unit. Installation was a breeze -- I am a 74 year old woman and managed to install the bidet in about 20 minutes. The bidet functions exactly as described by the seller. I am very happy that I bought it and tell my friends and family about it.
That’s great! Keep flushing those wipes at work but use this bad boy at home: Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share
That’s the one I have and I love it. It has a super easy installation, I know nothing about plumbing but it showed me everything I needed to know. Only took about 20 minutes to install and then I had to wait another 5-10 to wait for the water line to turn back on and go into the bidet. Try it out!
YES. SO TRUE! My boyfriend and I kept telling ourselves stuff like "they can't be that good, we don't need one, blah blah."
We finally bought one because he saw a sale and we LOVE IT. We also got a squatty potty stool and it is great. The experience of pooping has been transformed. You can get both for like $60 or $70 bucks total on amazon.
Our bidet is this one and I got this squatty potty.
OP, seriously. Bidet. Squatty potty. You won't regret it. Except maybe you will then regret that not every toilet in your life is as richly equipped as the one at home. Pooping elsewhere sucks ):
I pretty much went to the Amazon top-rated ones in the category; I got this one first and it's great, then when we built another bathroom next to my bedroom I bought one of these because I was curious about the warm water (it's nice, but it was a bit more difficult to install and takes time to warm up anyway). Both of them were a lot cheaper when I bought them 3-4 years ago; it looks like the top-rated one right now is this; I can't personally speak about it but the ratings are good. :)
Also I forgot to mention in my first post: toilet paper lasts basically forever. Using four to six squares just to dry off it takes me over three months to use a single roll.
I got this one. Installation was very straightforward and all the parts you need are included (although a few of the connections were a little finicky and needed some attention before they would work without leaking). Inexpensive and super useful! Ordering from amazon may not be ideal, but sometimes I think the benefits outweigh the cost over time. This can be used both as an actual bidet and it can also be used to clean cloth diapers. I'm really happy with it so far.
This is one I bought over a year ago. There are better ones now, I believe.
Here is the cheapest one I can find.
Honestly, the best thing about these is that they also make great bidets...
Well, what's your definition of "a lot"? I purchased this heated one about a year ago, and it's less than $80. Let me tell you, it's worth every penny. I've cut my TP usage in half since I got it (so, yes, I do dry with paper product).
Think of it this way: If you wish in one hand, and shit in the other, you wouldn't wipe the shit off your hand with a paper towel, right? You'd wash it.
Only caveat is you have to let it run in "nozzle wash" mode for for a few seconds to flush the cold water outta the system (I live in New England - YMMV depending on coordinates.)
You really don’t need to endure this agony, the solution is very simple.
Use a shattaf (water bidet) like this
You use low to medium water pressure (never high) and with warm water, hold the nozzle to your anus opening and gently allow water to enter your rectum.
This will do two things:
The slow buildup of water in the rectum will also give you an urge to defecate and will help to smoothly push the stool out.
Once you try this, I guarantee you will use it when needed, and never suffer the agony of constipation.
Alright I'm an American and I have a bidet that you can add on to a toilet. I will say this, using a bidet is awesome not only does it cut down on toilet paper usage, but you feel more clean down there. There are many types of add-on bidet ranging from a simple water pressure operated one to electric ones that have heated seats and a deodorizer.
If anyone is wondering this is the bidet I own: Joy Bidet HC-3
Later on when I get a house I plan on buying one of the fancy Coco bidets which start at $300 (since with my current apartment setup unless I drill through a wall I don't have access to an outlet or the hot water source under the sink).
>Where does the water come from? What opening?
You connect the bidet using a T connecter to the same tube that fills the back of the toilet.
>Where does it hit on your body? Like, directly on the anus? The taint? All over the place down there?
The bidet I have is a water pressure operated one so I have to shift to get the water to hit different areas. The electric bidets (like a CoCo bidet) have a spout that you can adjust without shifting around. But basically anywhere in the crack area.
>What sort of stream of water is it? Jet, stream, mist, etc?
Sorta a jet/stream mix. I can adjust the water pressure so it can range from a stream to a jet.
>Can you adjust the aim of the water?
With the fancier bidets, yes. Otherwise you have to shift around (not that much though)
>How hard does the water hit your body?
Depends. Most bidets you can adjust the pressure.
>Can you adjust the water pressure?
See above.
>Is it possible for water to go inside your anus? If so, wouldn't you worry about leaking anal fluid?
If you turn the pressure up to high, yes. If water does get up there, it is no different from an enema so it will come out while you are on the toilet.
>Do women use the bidet to pee?
If you get an add-on bidet then yes.
>Do you use toilet paper at all when using a bidet? If yes, how do you dry off the water? If no, then why use a bidet to start with?
Yes. Just pat it off. I actually use less tissue now than what I used before I bought one.
>Do you flush twice? Once to get rid of the bodily waste and secondly to get rid of poo water? Is there some other mechanism?
Once. With the add-on bidet the water falls into the bowl.
>What temperature is the water?
Adjustable. Since I don't have my bidet connected to a hot water source (you have to run an additional hose to the hot water under the sink) I just use cold water.
>Do you poop in the toilet, flush, then shift over to the bidet to clean yourself?
Surf internet on iphone, poop, turn on bidet until I feel clean then turn off, use TP to pat dry, flush.
So the ultimate splurge would be the toto neorest with elongated bowl. Alas, that’s too bougie for my budget I settle for the bidet attachment from amazon. This this super economical one is a greater starter bidet. The tushy brand is a little nicer option as well.
I’m a fan of this hand held model: https://www.amazon.com/Brondell-CleanSpa-Advanced-Attachment-Precision/dp/B077PMM9NC
It’s easy to install, solidly built, and doesn’t interfere with the seat or bowl making regular cleaning a bit easier.
Even better, the design seems very accommodating towards repair/replacement of washers to keep it leak free for as long as you want it.
I know this wasn't the point of your story, but not many people know that you can attach a bidet to nearly any toilet! I have one similar to this and it's pretty amazing. Even before I was pregnant.
Not sure why it's not showing. Here it is:
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https://www.amazon.com/Attachment-Oak-Leaf-Non-electric-Mechanical/dp/B01HXDJQC4/ref=lp_686953011_1_5?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1481228538&sr=1-5
Game changer my friend. I used to use wipes too, loved them. But now, my toilet with the bidet attachment is all I want to use.
You can save money and save the environment if you get a bidet.
https://www.amazon.com/Oak-Leaf-Attachment-Non-electric-Mechanical/dp/B01HXDJQC4
You're welcome.
I mean, hair dryers are pretty inexpensive. You wouldn't need a high powered one, (I'm sure that there's a "TIFU by blistering my anus with a blow dryer", so you want to make sure that it has a low or cool setting.)
It would depend on where your outlets are in the bathroom, though! I'm thinking that someone with a bidet wouldn't want an extension cord running across the bathroom. So most of your money would be spent on the wiring and electricity!
You could get the dryer for $25. https://www.amazon.com/Andis-1600-Watt-Mounted-HangUp-30135/dp/B001UE7D3C/ref=sr_1_7?crid=H9JBOT4TF4AY&keywords=hair+dryer+with+holder+wall+mount&qid=1570784518&sprefix=HAIR+DRYER+WITH+HOLD%2Caps%2C725&sr=8-7
The bidet would also be $25
https://www.amazon.com/SlimEdge-Attachment-Electric-Install-Internal/dp/B07CGVBZGL/ref=sr_1_9?crid=154KKOVJ7Z31Q&keywords=bidet&qid=1570784630&smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&sprefix=BIDE%2Caps%2C711&sr=8-9
So, if you know someone whose handy with electricity, you could have your setup for $50, a pizza and a 12 pack!
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PS, insomnia will make you look up weird things on Reddit!
Buy a bidet attachment for your toilet. No wipes to buy or clog your pipes, and you stay nice and clean. Best $40 ever.
Edit: [This] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FPYIK6M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_1TRHzb04T8P8Y) is worth getting too to replace the plastic tee that comes with the bidet and give you better flow control.
Bidet owner since late October of last year. It's probably the best thing I own in my house next to my air conditioner and my ice cube trays. Seriously. It's better than the internet and the internet has porn.
If you're even remotely curious about the cleaning quality, get the one I got on Amazon for $70. It's cheap enough to not hurt you financially if you don't like it, but it's a good enough quality for it to last you many, many years.
Y'all need a bidet add on for your toilet. I have this one, works great, gets you much cleaner, no need to spread poop all over your crack, just pretty much use a small amount of to to wipe away the water. This one has a front spray for the ladies too, also hooks up to warm water.
http://www.amazon.com/Bio-Bidet-BBC-250-Nozzle-Attachment/dp/B0033BVKWU
Found this one but nearly twice the price.
There are others I found for cheaper but they seem to only have cold or single nozzle. I really like yours but thanks I'll keep an eye out.
Bio Bidet A3 Fresh Water Non-Electric Bidet Attachment with Self-Cleaning Nozzle, Solid Brass Valve Assembly and Swivel Metal Hose Joint https://www.amazon.com/dp/B018RJPA4G/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_X235BbWE3DN63
This model mounts underneath your existing toilet seat and provides the cleansing waters. Gets a little chilly in winter time though...
It also tilts the seat forward a little bit if you don’t get the little standoffs to make the pads on the front of the seat a little higher. Those are on Amazon for like $5.
Thanks! I just ordered this one and I can't wait! Luxe Bidet Neo 110 - Fresh Water Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment (white and white) https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00JG3C1ZE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_3rsXBbFDM6VTS
I have this at home to help me, best thing ever.
I've got this one: https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Refresh-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B00SLLK6RM?ref_=ast_sto_dp It works well and was easy to install. It's made by the same people who make the Squatty Potty, which I also recommend.
So, we looked at all those cloth diaper sprayers and ended up buying an inexpensive bidet attachment that does the same thing but isn't branded as a baby accessory and is way cheaper.
The can is a great idea to catch the splash though. We cloth diapered 2.2 kids. Gave up on the third one after 3 months and just got disposables, too much laundry.
Hi /u/bossbidet. Thanks for the response.
What is the difference between these two models by Boss?
https://www.amazon.com/Attachment-Warranty-Guarantee-Cleaning-Feature/dp/B01DXE2BEC/ref=sr_1_1/146-7101467-2498827?m=A27SPGY4F9PCFF&s=merchant-items&ie=UTF8&qid=1540306973&sr=1-1&dpID=5107pt8hUnL&preST=_SX300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch
https://www.amazon.com/BIDET-Toilet-Attachment-Cleans-Warranty/dp/B06WP78R7S/ref=sr_1_3/146-7101467-2498827?m=A27SPGY4F9PCFF&s=merchant-items&ie=UTF8&qid=1540306973&sr=1-3&dpID=411TbFa-GPL&preST=_SX300_QL70_&dpSrc=srch
Thanks.
I ordered steel straws and a bamboo travel cutlery set https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002BFPKFM/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 and luckily it came in a mylar envelope instead of a huge box with packaging.
I also bought a bidet https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Refresh-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B00SLLK6RM/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1497282018&sr=8-2&keywords=refresh+it+bidet at a discount store for $20. I haven't used toliet paper at my house since I got it! My husband won't use it though...
It’s called an enema
Better still use a shattaf
Aizhy Hand Held Bidet Sprayer Stainless Steel Sprayer Shattaf Toilet Bidet Shower Head with 49-inch Hose and Bracket Holder https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07BLS2HMD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_huU2Cb5NFB68W
You push the water into your butthole
Works
Absolutely! Plus, plastic waste & microplastics are such a drag.
I bought this wonderful bidet for under $30 on Amazon. We've had it a year. It's great.
I had the same condition, but noticed it decreased when I visited Japan. It hit me one day, the Japanese bidet did the job.
Itch free for ONE YEAR!
I do, I fucking love mine. It's all mechanical, has both hot and cold, two nozzles and was less than $60. Check it out
It was about two years ago I read about bidets (I think in frugal) and my God, what a difference in money saved, cleanliness, comfort.
bidet seat
adapter that comes with seat sux, so buy this one
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BMAQH6S/ref=s9_acsd_top_hd_bw_bkUNrH_c_x_2_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=merchandised-search-3&pf_rd_r=VDXPWDDWE1M1EJHPS9Y3&pf_rd_t=101&pf_rd_p=56d49d9b-e556-55b4-b556-64536e9f7890&pf_rd_i=686953011
10 seconds of looking on amazon. You don't need a plumber to install it either, took me 15 minutes on my first bidet and all I needed was a wrench, and I am DEFINITELY NOT a plumber.
Try a bidet. I bought one of these (not an affiliate link) around the same time I started Keto and it's been great. One wipe and that's just to dry off.
My poop thing is that keto slowed me right down. From once a day, maybe twice, to about every other day and the occasional need for a fibre supplement.
They sell them in the US as little thing you install on your toilet. I have one and its great.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_nXDRDb8DB5GTH
One of the best decision I ever made. It takes some getting used to but worth the learning curve.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B074W7XLVM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_nFSQAbWV3EER4
If you buy a shattaf - many available such as:
Aizhy Hand Held Bidet Sprayer Stainless Steel Sprayer Shattaf Toilet Bidet Shower Head with 49-inch Hose and Bracket Holder https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07BLS2HMD/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_9.pwDbKV7AEGY
And with GENTLE water pressure place nozzle on your anus and let water constantly go up your rectum-don’t force it ofcourse. Set the water temperature to warm or slightly hotter as this helps with the stool softening.
What this will do is soften and break up the hardened stool and let it pass until the whole piece breaks up and expels.
We just installed a Luxe Neo 185 and it was simple and straightforward. We also went with an in-line shut off valve as we have really high water pressure and don't want to be ejected off the seat when we use the bidet. You may want to get some seat bumpers as well as the bidet attachment can't raise the back of your seat making it sit crooked.
Those extras are just the ones that we went with, there are others, so pick the ones that you like best...if you even need them at all.
you can actually get a really cheap bidet attachment for your toilet on amazon, it is also very simple to install, here are the two types I've seen:
Squatty Potty Refresh-it Fresh Water Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00SLLK6RM/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_t-p4BbAKF2JMM
Please think about including a t adapter that has a control for water pressure. When I first installed mine, it nearly tore my anus off. I installed this and was much happier.
Water, squatty potty, bidet, witch hazel! I really cannot recommend the bidet and witch hazel enough for the hemerhoids, seriously it got me past some rough ones. The less you have to wipe them, the less inflamed and irritated, they usually go away quicker. You can get inexpensive bidets on Amazon. Sounds like she can also stand to take more stool softeners, per her OB. Good luck!! 💙
I have two of the models that I linked - buy the extra valve to save yourself a trip to Lowes or HomeDepot (this gives you the ability to fine-tune the pressure from the bidet).
Have you considered just getting a bidet? Easy to install, cheap, and much less complicated. https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01HXDJQC4/ref=mh_s9_acsd_top_bkUNrH_c_x_5_w?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_s=mobile-hybrid-11&pf_rd_r=QY83HGCADHQX69R377F9&pf_rd_t=30901&pf_rd_p=c21ec71f-52a5-57f0-a441-f6e3c87ea1d7&pf_rd_i=686953011
https://www.amazon.com/Veken-Bidet-Non-Electric-Cleaning-Adjustable/dp/B07H2DWVMK it's a Veken bidet :)
You can even get ones that attach to your toilet directly! So even if you don’t have space, you can still have that bidet clean feel.
Yeah I'm checking out the tushy now! Is this it here?:
https://www.amazon.com/TUSHY-Classic-Bidet-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B07B8Y327H/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?crid=23JHHL6F9K4V2&keywords=tushy+bidet+toilet+attachment&qid=1550702579&s=gateway&sprefix=Tushy+bidet&sr=8-3
It'd be a life saver. My arms are too short to reach backwards or forwards and do a proper job in my enlarged start. I've literally had to just shower after bm's.
Worst part about buying a bidet is that pooping at work (or anywhere else for that matter) is so much worse. I love mine and I don't think I'd ever go without one again.
I bought this for $34 on Amazon Warehouse. I think I'd be fine with an ambient one though.
Edit:Can't spell and added link.
I bought this one.
You will want to ask for the brass T-connector since the plastic one they sent with this broke. I had to go to a plumbing supply place to get a brass one to fit. It was only a few bucks though. If you can't, just be careful when tightening.
> bidet
You don't have a clean asshole, what? Are you an American? Here, let me help you. You can buy one of these to next to your toilet, or one of these to use instead of toilet paper.
Amazon has a bunch of bidets you add on to the toilet.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=bidet
If you feel like breaking your lease, and have access to the shutoff, there's this:
http://www.amazon.com/T-adapter-Shut-off-Connector-Chrome-Finish/dp/B00FPYIK6M/ref=sr_1_15?s=kitchen-bath&ie=UTF8&qid=1450611352&sr=1-15&keywords=bidet
edit: I am a dummy and have no idea how toilets work.
Is this a "T" shut off? The brass on top going to a sink and the bottom unoccupied position is where the washer hooks up? That would make sense aside from need for "standard garden hose fitting" as questfor17 addressed. Just have never seen a shut off valve "T" - https://www.amazon.com/T-adapter-Shut-off-Connector-Chrome-Bidet4me/dp/B0199ARCAW
This is the one I have. I got them on clearance at target so they were a lot cheaper, but if I ever needed to buy more I would buy this one again. It has a nozzle adjuster so you can position where the stream is and I have never had an issue with water spraying anywhere. My mom bought two different cheaper ones from amazon and they did not have the adjuster and they spray water all over the seat.
Do yourself a favor and don't get the attachment that goes under the seat, get the one that built into the seat. The under seat attachments never fit properly and you'll either have to Macgyver something to get the seat and lid to lay flat, or deal with it stuck open about an inch.
I bought this valve because I knew the plastic one would be a turd. Just don't over tighten, don't cross thread, and do use teflon tape on all fittings.
I honestly don't remember which one we got, but this is similar (linked by someone in my predaddit version of this thread)
https://www.amazon.com/JP-Bathroom-Pressure-Leakproof-Handheld/dp/B07BJNH1YM/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=bidet+attachment&qid=1563822356&s=gateway&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1
I have one of these and was also worried about the cold water as well. It's way less of a problem than I thought it would be, barely noticeable at all, at least in my case anyhow. Definitely not unpleasant. I use toilet paper after to dry, much less than I used use.
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001DNY59U
For a starter bidet, I'd go with: SlimEdge on Amazon for $35
If you are a CostCo member, go with this one: Elite 3 for $40
Beyond that you are looking at expensive ones that require electric outlets near the toilet. This one is on sale right now at CostCo for $220.
The one I have has a valve you can set at the base to control the maximum water pressure. It looks like this but it came included with the bidet.
The model I purchased comes with everything needed except a crescent wrench. A quick video tutorial might be all you need.
Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Frontal & Rear/Feminine Wash), Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_TvWMDbZ2RF4W8
http://www.amazon.com/Toilet-seat-Bidet-BB-1000/dp/B001DNY59U/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1310119112&sr=8-1
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BMAQH6S/
You don't need to be a homeowner. This can be done with minimal effort and not installing anything permanent
Get this one. its only $36. and its self cleaning. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BMAQH6S/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1
It'll change your life!
This is one I got; https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07H2DWVMK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
This one didn't come w/ the tools to assemble so you need some basic tools (screwdriver and a basic wrench); but other models come w/ the tools for the installation
We got this one. It’s an assertive spray
I use this one.
https://www.amazon.com/Bidet-Attachment-Dual-Nozzles-Cleaning/dp/B00BMAQH6S
$29.99 on Amazon.. I have one. I installed it by myself and I am not at all handy. I will never be bidet-less again.
Here's a better version mate:
Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Frontal & Rear/Feminine Wash), Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_VLwRDbSV52NEH
You can also get the hoses.
I personally started using a bidet after my trip to Japan. Now only using paper feels disgusting.
Or you could just spend $90 on a bidet and actually get a clean ass. I have this one: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0018O9JDG
If it's that big of a problem then consider a bidet
Men also benefit. Hot muggy days used to be my worst enemy. Let’s just say dry paper can’t get everything especially cuz guys have some hair. So now I use less TP, just to dry off (environment your welcome). And I can go hiking with out bothering my boxers.
This one is better then the single head one I have
Veken Non-Electric Bidet, Self Cleaning Dual Nozzle (Frontal & Rear/Feminine Wash), Fresh Water Spray Bidet for Toilet with Adjustable Water Pressure Switch https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07H2DWVMK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_ZxPoDb5YHY0AB
Get here this instead
You want a single stream not a damn shower head. I'm sorry but that is retarded. :/