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Reddit mentions of Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer
Sentiment score: 43
Reddit mentions: 128
We found 128 Reddit mentions of Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. Here are the top ones.
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- Faster, safer than using a knife
- Great for cereal
- Plastic, dishwasher safe
- Slice your banana with one quick motion
- Kids love slicing their own bananas
Features:
Specs:
Color | Yellow |
Height | 1 Inches |
Length | 1 Inches |
Number of items | 1 |
Size | 11.25" |
Weight | 0.0625 Pounds |
Width | 1 Inches |
Banana slicer. https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/
Amazon reviews oftentimes aren't actually helpful, and people may just use "helpful" as an upvote button (i.e. when they find it funny).
I mean, the top review for this banana slicer currently shows that 58,215 people found it helpful. Yes, nearly sixty-thousand for a banana slicer.
You're not seriously advocating that the OP go without a banana slicer, are you?
No, but this thing sure can!
How am I supposed to use my Hutzler 571 banana slicer with this?
Have you read the reviews?
Congrats! You can now expect one of these in the mail! http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Make sure you read the reviews.
I dunno if they're real reviews though. I don't know where all the people come from, but there's some sort of Amazon Funny Reviews Brigade that posts a lot of comments on a lot of obscure and absurd items (for example the banana slicer, "For Her" pens, and Tuscan Whole Milk)
Relevant: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
I fucking love amazon reviews. Seriously the most random stuff has the best reviews. Check out the banana slicer or a unicorn mask's customer photos.
ETA: links
Banana slicer: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B0047E0EII/s=sd/ref=mw_dp_cr?qid=1397533674&sr=8-1
Unicorn mask: well damn I can't find it but there was an epic slide show of people who attended a wedding wearing one and had so many professional photos of them doing weird shit in a tux/dress and unicorn mask.
Banana slicer
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Best white elephant gift ever.
Read the reviews.
How about this thing
https://smile.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=pd_rhf_gw_p_img_1?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=GPR4D777NF91JHTH6HFG
Honestly, I think you guys should get her one of these: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_other_apa_i_NqiPDbTDTHA3M
The reviews are hysterical. :-)
These are the best Amazon reviews:
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
meh. if anyone on this thread needs instant pick me up please try the following Amazon Banana Slicer
Banana slicer is the way to go
Welcome to the future.The reviews on this look great!
The watermelon slicer, lol. I already own to many single-food tools as it is. I saw that listed and was like no, totally unnecessary for the 1 watermelon I talk myself into dragging up the stairs once every 2 years. Besides, I just had to box up a drawer full of things such as; pineapple corer, meat tenderizer, vegetable steamer, rolling p citrus squeezer, egg slicer, garlic press, and a pastry cutter because I use them once, realize a knife or a fork would have been just as easy and I never use the tool again. I do use an apple slicer a lot as well as onion chopper and potato masher (use it for mashing up avocados for guacamole, perfect consistency). When I bought the veggie steamer I had big plans to steam veggies every night! Times I've actually used it = 0.
The watermelon slicer reminds me of the reviews of the banana slicer that crack me up every time I read them. I'm convinced these were all product testers before the disclaimer became mandatory. The one about his banana curved the opposite direction of the slicer kills me.
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII
But yes the beauty products are what drew me in. I'm turning 40 in less than 2 months and fighting the aging process every step of the way. Hyaluronic acid really does work, when used right. I'm obsessed with skin products but I try not overdo it on these sites.
Part of me is disappointed because I keep hearing how sellers will contact potential reviewers.......I've yet to receive a single solicitation from a seller. Why wouldn't they want me to review their products? I'm the right age, right spending habits, right amount of disposable income, right ethnicity, I'm their target audience. What am I doing wrong, I ask myself. But then I stop and think only my ego wants the attention. It would be nice to be asked but I really don't want to be contacted or pressured. I do things the way I see fit and that is good enough for me. One day would be nice to be offered mid to high end products but I'm not holding my breath.
For the boxes, cut them down and get them recycling ASAP. Clutter is stressful and getting rid of them is a nice physical way to reduce stress. Do a few at a time, take them to recycling and then you'll be motivated to do a few more.
That's what the Hutzler 571 is for...
If you're looking for a banana slicer, you should check out the 571 by Hutzler. It's the pinnacle of fruit puck perfection. Check out the rave reviews.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII?pc_redir=1405944855&robot_redir=1
A banana chopper.
That way you can threaten your boyfriend to chop his dick into 18 pieces if he ever fucks up
I never saw that one!! LOL!!
The other good one is the banana slicer https://smile.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII?keywords=banana+slicer&qid=1539125106&sr=8-5&ref=sr_1_5
Gives me the giggles every time, guaranteed
The Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer was still the best $2.43 I ever spent /s . Now if only Hutzler came out with a banana slicer cleaning brush to save time cleaning those individual slots.
Diving with a banana seems like it might draw unwanted attention from things looking for food. Try this instead
How dare he mock the infallible Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer!!! just look at the Amazon reviews! with over 2300 5 star ratings, it is the clear winner among banana slicing aficionados.
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
The banana slicer.
You've clearly never used the hutzler 571 This beautiful product has done it all! From saving marriages, to allowing a disgraced ninja to restore his honor! Truly a miraculous product.
Hopefully they can crack down on the "Didn't arrive on time - one star" reviews but those fuckers better not delete the reviews from my beloved banana slicer!
Looks like a job for the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer!
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
These product reviews will surely have you in tears from laughing so much. :)
I want a thing!
People should check out this as well. I don't know which one's better.
This is always a good review
http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B0047E0EII/R2XV0DBIL2KQU4/ref=cm_cr_dp_mb_rvw_1?ie=UTF8&cursor=1
Eh, I enjoyed it, so for me, thats all that matters. The only time reviews matter are for banana slicers
My all time favorite one link
By far my favorite Amazon Item. All about those reviews.
Also, Do I get to meet the Flintstones? They are the modern stoneage family, you know.
[This] (http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII) is a classic, but the hilarious reviews are just amazing.
Flintstones
I've always enjoyed these Banana Slicer reviews.
> The doors to the room that holds sensitive files?
No, the front door, and they left the sensitive files sitting in the waiting room with the other reading material.
> Argue all you want, the case law supports me.
I'm not saying that it doesn't. I'm saying that it is dumb.
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Edit:
I went to Amazon for a banana slicer: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII//ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1454012554&sr=1-1&keywords=banana+slicer
I wanted a shorter URL to share with a friend over text message so I modified it to: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII
OMG! I just hacked Amazon!? If my friend opens the link, is he a hacker too?
Oh man, time to lock me up and throw away the key: http://54.239.25.208:80/dp/B0047E0EII
Banana slicer
Possibly the most related and hilarious set of amazon reviews ever. Scroll down and read the reviews if you have a few minutes. Pretty fuckin' funny.
If you haven’t read the reviews and the Q&A’s on this thing, you are missing one of the best treasures of the internet.
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Every home should have one of these...
(Read the reviews)
This banana slicer. Seriously, a banana slicer?? Why? Because I don't have the 10 seconds it takes to slice a banana with a knife, that's why.
Their app on iOS is pretty slick. Once installed, you “share” a product to the FakeSpot app while browsing in the Amazon app, just as you would share it to a friend via SMS or email.
It’s assessments have generally tracked pretty well with my own spidery-sense gleaned from actually reading the product reviews. It does give amusingly straight-faced assessments for products who’s reviews have become memes, like the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer or the Haribo Gummi Candy, Goldbears Gummi Candy, 5 Pound Bag.
banana slicer
I certainly hope you're not cutting that banana with a knife! https://www.amazon.com/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=psdc_289783_r0_B0047E0EII?_encoding=UTF8&showViewpoints=1
Banana Slicer!
And the [reviews on Amazon] (https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_getr_d_paging_btm_4?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=recent&pageNumber=4#RXE9ZDRUXGFQ3) are awesome!
This is really going to covfefe the Hutzler!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1497233569&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=hutzler+571+banana+slicer&dpPl=1&dpID=31VTJj4VuVL&ref=plSrch
Enjoy!
The Funny
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII
The Kat
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/063.jpg
Critical! Never purchase the bike banana hammock without one crucial accessory: Hutzler 571
The reviews for the banana slicer are all hilarious!
Dandelion and burdock
Got a bunch under $10!
Thanks for the contest!
Same reason there are no Hutzler 1-570 Banana Slicer models...
[Best. Reviews. Ever.] (http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1372901095&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=banana+slicer)
This banana slicer on Amazon has some really funny reviews. https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Here's one:
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1381882399&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+cutter
The same people who need the banana slicer?
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
First off, I think this is the most elaborate contest I've ever participated in, so congratulations for that :P Fear cuts deeper than swords. I hope some of my items are awesome enough for some extra credit ;) Also I wasn't sure if duplicates are allowed. I will revise if necessary.
1.) Something grey and it's been on my wishlist.
2.) Rain, well not technically rain, she is a water bender :P Previously on my wishlist.
3.) Unusual, I think this is something I would use like twice a year. With ice cream or cereal.
4.) Someone else My sister and I want to start playing tabletop games. Previously on my wishlist.
5.) "Book" I took a little bit of liberty with this one because it's a graphic novel. But it's Batman, so...(Previously on my wishlist).
6.) Under a dollar.
7.) Cats There's a catbus in it, which is pretty much the best part of the movie. Previously on my wishlist.
8.) Beautiful As a Star Wars fan having the original trilogy on Blu Ray would be beautiful to me. I love high definition movies, especially ones that are aesthetically pleasing. Previously on my wishlist.
9.) Movie As a Browncoat, I would encourage anyone who has a remote interest in Sci-Fi to give this a chance. Previously on my wishlist.
10.) Zombie tool I don't think this needs explanation.
11.) (Updated) Useful for future. I have a desire to create meaningful video games. Previously on wish list.
12.) Add on I actually had this on my wishlist but removed it because add-on items are lame.
13.) Most expensive As previously stated, I want to be a game developer/designer so not only would it be fun to play with, I could create with it too. Previously on list.
14.) Bigger than breadbox Total in the box it is bigger than a breadbox. Previously on wishlist.
15.) Bigger than a golf ball It's a large book. Previously on wishlist.
16.) Smells good As a guy...I enjoy the scent of lavender.
17.) Safe for children toy I don't think this needs any introduction of why it's awesome.
18.) Back to school drawing helps keep me sane. Previously on my list.
19.) Current obsession I'm a noob to tabletop games. But have been wanting to get into it obsessively within the past month or so. And this also takes my love of A Song of Ice and Fire into the mix. Previously on list.
20.) [Amazing] (http://www.amazon.com/Sony-XBR-65X900A-65-Inch-120Hz-Ultra/dp/B00BSREQI6/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1376281533&sr=8-4&keywords=4k+tv) I've seen one of these in person at the mall and it literally made me stop walking the resolution was so incredible. I know it's as expensive as dicks...but man...when these are affordable...
Bonus 2) Made in Oregon I would have put Tillamook Ice Cream, since it's pretty awesome...but alas not on Amazon.
Edit: Changed an item because I saw it won't count because it's a duplicate.
Now you need the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer. Be sure to read the Q and A. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_DNKKzbDAF4BXP
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But what about Bananas?
(https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1499449359&sr=8-1&keywords=hutzler+banana+slicer ... read the reviews)
you'd save a lot of time if you got yourself a banana slicer
I don't know how I lived before this . Literally changed my entire life.
Amazing. I love the Internet community. If you liked this you'll definitely enjoy the Amazon reveiws for the Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife. Oh, and also this banana slicer. I have both pages bookmarked for rainy days - the reviews are that funny.
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Those reviews always get me
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_udp_awd_P2M4tb0QPNRKB
Nice to meet you and so glad your daughter is ok! I love the name Tara. Happy you're alive, Tara!
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and the Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer's reviews.
What's the only thing more useless than a crappy plastic banana slicer?... Two crappy plastic banana slicers!
Totally backfired on me, though. My husband ended up actually using them.
Clearly you need one of these, the quality is unmatched https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
This banana slicer so he can freeze his bananas!
https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1484253994&sr=1-1&keywords=banana+slicer
Lol, reminds me of this: https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII#customerReviews
http://amzn.com/B0047E0EII
Might just surpass. XD
Expensive item
Cheap Banana slicer with awesome reviews
Chuckle worthy thing
Doctor, if you have an issue feel free to PM personally. We won't be switching the Sunday Ticket deal for banana slicers, I promise.
Customer images at amazon are awesome!
Take it one step further and slice them with a [Hutzler Banana Slicer.] (http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1)
A banana slicer? https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0047E0EII/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1522044507&sr=8-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=banana+slicer
I raise you these reviews
All of these reviews
DIRTY THIRTY
Just use this
Must read this funny review. (off topic)
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII
Banana slicer. Although, if you ever need a pick-me-up, the reviews for it are all gems.
Obviously you've never heard about the Hutzler Banana Slicer. Check out what people had to say about it.
This product is probably only half as good as [this one] (http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII)
If you already own a food processor and you buy this thing...well, then, I have another gadget for you
You're thinking of the Hutzler Banana Slicer. The reviews and questions are hilarious. It's a wonderful viral marketing campaign.
Anyone ever see this? The reviews are priceless...
Banana Slicer
Thanks for the contest!
fly away home
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http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1375153930&sr=8-1&keywords=banana+slicer
4,315 reviews. 4,000 of which are hysterically funny. :)
challenge accepted
I want Jessica to make me a hat
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i realize i got a bit carried away.. but it was an almost 2 hours well spent. i hope you have a great day!
The original banana slicer!
I see you have a kitchen list and a baby list so here are two ideas:
Small veggie shape cutters for making fun finger foods and cute veggie soup. Free shiping.
Banana Slicer. I know it seems like a silly thing, but my eldest loves bananas but likes them sliced and this would be a time saver for sure. PRIME
For me, if I win:
Love this grey nail polish, only $4.90 with free shipping. Somehow grey feels a bit more grown up then pure black? I don't know, I covet it.
EDITED TO ADD: Doodlebug
Two products I would like to see on FastTech:
You probably don't think this is funny either (customer questions, answers, and reviews): http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_SzIFwb1ZXMH4N
But yeah, I agree with you. Anything that involves cats, British humor, and Woody Allen are just not funny to me...no matter what anyone else tries to convince me of.
This is clearly the superior banana slicer.
You, sir, need a banana slicer.
I wanted him to review the infamous banana slicer.
A few beers in and I'm buying all kinds of stuff. Did you know they make a banana slicer? Neither did I until I woke up one morning and it was in my drawer.
That banana slicer thing. Amazing.
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=sr_1_1?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1418084402&sr=1-1&keywords=banana+slicer&pebp=1418084406586#customerReviews
Also: my favorite
i've seen worse amazon reviews on products
Bananas are easily countered with the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer.
May I introduce you to the Banana slicer: https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Be sure to check out the reviews
Banana slicer. Don't know what I'd do without mine.
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Third time this has been posted, but I still love it, reminds me of the Hutzler 571 banana slicer.
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
I'm surprised I haven't seen a comment about the Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer... It looks like you won't be able to cut it properly... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_oFV0xbMFV6KVD
This won't work in the banana slicer. Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_vvY0xb4X7EG63
They're not all terrible, though. Some are hilarious.
Check out the reviews: http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
This little doohicky is only $2.68!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII
This might help. Don't believe me? See the glowing reviews for yourself!
You obviously haven't seen the banana slicer.
This banana slicer has always been my favorite.
Also here is a link to 5 of the Funniest Amazon Product Reviews
Also this barrel of lube
I hope you weren't planning on using the Hutzler 571
I left a review
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
My Favorite The reviews are the best :)
Oh my god... it's like my dreams. all wrapped up into one contest!!
And at a mete $3.69, it was a steal!
Do be sure to read those reviews. They're awesome.
Well crap. What am I supposed to do with my Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer now?
$4
$3 ebook!
$2 woo banana slicer!!
and awesome contest idea :D THANKYOU!!!
> Amazon reviews are way way better than Lazada
Then there's this. But I definitely agree that the should be more filters.
I do feel insecure.
This reminds me of the banana slicer. The reviews are hilarious.
http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII
Some of the best Amazon reviews are about this product. http://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-571-Banana-Slicer/product-reviews/B0047E0EII/ref=cm_cr_dp_see_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=byRankDescending
Them Banana Slicers! but I would love to be gifted this Fancy Little Item that is on my wishlist.
The Hutzler 571 banana slicer, Just read the review, this thing is amazing!