Reddit mentions: The best erotic horror books

Right now: The Sorcerers Concubine, which I picked up expecting a trashy fantasy romance but have so far found to be very well written with very nice world building. The plot may turn out to be a standard magical-construct-girl meets travelling-sorcerer-boy job but having an author who can bring some depth to even the minor characters is a nice change in the fantasy porn supernatural romance genre.


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Some others:

Critical Failures is probably the series I've enjoyed the most; it's got a hilarious absurdest style and I highly recommended it it to anyone that's every played tabletop RPGs with a bunch of people that seem intent on fucking around and derailing absolutely everything. The series has both novel sized "plot advancement" books and short independent stories that are the characters fucking up a specific situation.

> “I didn't say it was something good, and it depends on a lot of contingencies.”

>“What's a contingency?” asked Greely.

> “Shit that could go wrong.”

>“Yer plan depends on a lot of shit going wrong?” asked Greely. “I like them odds.”

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The Dungeoneers is what happens when a dungeon is faced not by a party of adventurers but by a large well equipped team who systematically move through the dungeon with methods designed to minimize risk and maximize profits. Naturally things go wrong at some point. A very nice take on the invading-a-dungeon genre.

> “Made a mistake, did ye?”

> “No,” Durham said. “I solved a sheep murder.”

> Thud blew a smoke ring and took a pull on the flask, mulling that over. “Thinks ya might needs ta elaborate a bit on that, lad.”

> And so Durham told him. He told him of the strange ritualistic circumstances surrounding the discovery of the murdered sheep. He told him of the singular one-legged seamstress, the cryptic cipher tattoo and the secret fishmonger identity of the mysterious rogue, Harengs. He spoke of part of the evidence being eaten and another part being knitted into a lumpy sweater. And at last the reveal, when all of the seemingly disparate parts came together to show that it had been the victim’s sister Bluebell all along. By the time he was done, Mungo, Nibbly and Giblets had joined Thud in his audience.

> “The watch captain read my report,” Durham said, as he neared the tale’s end. “Laughed until he had tears running down his face then sentenced Bluebell to execution by way of being the main dish at the City Watch potluck. He at least remembers me now. Every time he sees me he asks if I have any new baaaffling cases and starts laughing again.”

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Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination by hugo nominated author Chuck Tingle. He put this book out about 24 hours after he was nominated for a Hugo, and I'm not sure exactly what I was expecting but it wasn't a hilarious work of epic meta-fiction crammed into a short story. I seriously recommend this to everyone with a Kindle Unlimited membership, even if you're not into gay erotica; Chuck Tingle's massive library of work is full of satire, self referential humor and making fun of the genre conventions of indie-published erotica.

> As a fictional character, the very idea of me finding love within the lifespan of a short story is something to behold, a miracle that fills me with endless gratitude.

I've gone on a bit of a rant so skip if you like... recovering from a really bad cold has left me with too much time on my hands.


I think what shocked people was killing Sean Bean (one of the only characters with mainstream name recognition)... also viewers versus readers.

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SF/F is mainstream--I don't understand why people buy into it being niche. Everything from Harry Potter (main characters die left and right, morally ambiguous characters abound), the True Blood/Twilight series, Tolkien (main characters die left and right, morally ambiguous characters abound). The problem is the fantasy readership who want to gatekeep what fantasy is--namely epic fantasy. If you haven't read the modern classics of epic fantasy then you aren't a fantasy reader (which excludes a lot of very good fantasy coming out that isn't written in pseudo-medieval England). The reason these tropes aren't surprising is because there is a glut in the market. It is the same in the romance genre where stories are reused because readers want a quick escapist read with easy to follow stories and recognisable landmarks.

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As for mainstream/non-genre fiction, everything from American Psycho to Gone Girl, not to mention classics like The Great Gatsby, have problematic protagonists and/or main characters dying. YA fiction is full of this kind of thing as well -- 13 Reasons Why for instance.


Sorry for the rant but it really pisses me off when people (general, not you specifically so this isn't an attack just a vent) say that SF/F is niche. Ok, yes, so I've been reading SF/F since I was a little kid, but I pretty much read everything that isn't biography. I've yet to meet anyone who hasn't read some fantasy whereas there are loads of people who haven't read science fiction or romance or graphic novels. But there is still this rigid gatekeeping about what fantasy is (for example someone told me True Blood was women's fiction and not fantasy). There is this idea that ASOIAF was the first big cross-over as if adaptations of Tolkien, Rowling, Myers (barf), and Charlaine Harris weren't wildly popular years before.

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Sanderson (btw, I love Sanderson and have been following him since Elantris first came out) is fundamentally wrong. Sure anything can happen in fantasy but anything can happen in any genre--Space Raptor Butt Invasion and Chuck Tingle's work, in general, is a very good example. Sanderson's comment reduces fantasy to a setting/background--which it isn't and shouldn't be. I'll say this though: most epic fantasy is just a backdrop to the hero-makes good story. So in that sense he is correct. Swift's Gulliver's Travels is probably the best use of fantasy as a genre ever--because it uses the 'anything can happen' attitude and uses it as a critique of society. So I'd modify Sanderson's point to say that SF/F is a genre that provides the distance between the reader and society to better critique and understand the world we live in. Otherwise, it is just background and a sandbox for wish fulfillment--which is totally valid it just shouldn't be treated as the definition of what fantasy is.

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Rant over. I'm going to make myself some tea and reflect on just spewing a bunch of thoughts on the internet as opposed to considered responses. TGIF

+chucktinglethanks:

you are welcome i am glad that we could get through this way of TAXES together i know it can be very difficult sometimes but then it is a relief afterwards.

son jon is doing very good him and wife KLOWY are very happy we have lots of fun together. son jon has been playing game name of BUTTNITE which is subject of latest tingler so i like to watch this and cheer him on which is a fun way but normally i tell him to do the wrong thing but the other night he got first place and there was a big celebration and we trotted in the living room in a modern way then had CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM (this is chocolate milk but frozen)

you are welcome i am glad that we could get through this way of TAXES together i know it can be very difficult sometimes but then it is a relief afterwards.

son jon is doing very good him and wife KLOWY are very happy we have lots of fun together. son jon has been playing game name of BUTTNITE which is subject of latest tingler so i like to watch this and cheer him on which is a fun way but normally i tell him to do the wrong thing but the other night he got first place and there was a big celebration and we trotted in the living room in a modern way then had CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM (this is chocolate milk but frozen)

Infinite economic growth is possible when you consider that more and more products are intellectual in nature. The Work of esteemed Dr. Chuck Tingle is probably the best proof you can find for this. 10 years ago, you couldn't make a living writing Gay Erotic Bitcoin Fanfiction, but today, it is completely possible. "There is a Bitcoin in my Butt and he is Handsome" isn't at all dependent on the finite resources of our planet. Neither is "Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt" for that matter. Yet these literary masterpieces enable Dr. Tingle to carve out a living for himself doing what he loves.


Link related.


https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=There+is+a+bitcoin+in+my+butt&qid=1569538646&sr=8-1

Short version:

First, go look at Dr. Tingle's amazon page. (Really. It's a thing of beauty.) Dr. Tingle has been bringing his own particular brand of love to the reading public for years now.

Fast forward to 2016.

There's an award in science fiction and fantasy called the Hugo. For the last three or four years, the award has become politicized, in a social-conservatives-vs-liberals way. The butthurt is flowing like a river on both sides of whatever the controversy was initially about.

Last year, a guy on the conservative side noticed that he could game the voting. One of the moves he made was to encourage his followers to vote for Dr. Tingle's work Space Raptor Butt Invasion. This book ended up on the Hugo ballot for Best Related Work.




The ironic twist is that Tingle is in fact a genius in the Mister Rogers vein (well...sort of...) and, as a result of these shenanigans, his message of Buckaroohood is finally getting the broader recognition it deserves.

It already has a sequel :


Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"

Buck Trungle is in serious trouble. Struggling to find the inspiration for a follow up to his critically acclaimed short “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union", the erotica author finds himself desperate to stay relevant in the ever quickening press cycle.

But when Buck receives a love letter from the physical manifestation of his own book’s press coverage, he jumps at the chance to turn their short fling into something even more thrilling… something real. Soon enough, Buck and his sentient press are on a rooftop high above Billings, unraveling the secrets of The Tingleverse as they learn each other’s bodies.

Will Buck and his own living press find a way to prove their worth to the masses in the greatest meta spin-off of all time? Will a video of their hedonistic encounter be uploaded to the highest layer of The Tingleverse and that prove love is real? There’s only one way to find out.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on physically manifested press action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living marketing concept love

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Slammed-Substantial-Amount-Generated-Pounded-ebook/dp/B01HWROW0W/ref=pd_sim_351_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=KWGSESCZFB79AENAPJYJ

Chuck Tingle books are amazing. I was especially impressed by the rapidity with which he came out with Slammed In The Butt By My Hugo Award Nomination. It was like three days after they got him on the ballot. And his twitter account, oh my God.

This man is my hero.

I think what a lot of first time readers don't realize about Chuck Tingle is that he's possibly one of the best surrealist shitpost artists of his time, like the Neil Cicierega of smutty amazon books, or something along those lines. I mean, hear me out; he's directly targeting the niche market of bland, cookie cutter vampire-werewolf erotica that gets sold to soccer moms frustrated with their husbands - while also being both 0% and 100% serious about it at any given time.

Seriously, look at the guy's twitter, he has this whole roleplay scenario going on with a kind of shitpost-story-arc-of-the-week theme and people actively egg him on in his oddly specific injokes. This seems too oddly specific to be just the work of an AI bot.

Also, I mean... come on. He's written satirical social commentaries about Trump, Brexit and even those starbucks holiday cups (yes, all the links mentioned are nsfw). You gotta give him at least some credit for that.

My favorite is Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing

edit: followed CLOSELY by I'm In Love With The Handsome Mummy Racecar In My Butt

Didn't he also write "oppressed in the butt by my inclusive holiday coffee cups" as well?

EDIT: Yes. Yes he did. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017UW5POQ For your holiday delights.

thank you very good tips from a good writer. maybe more books about dinosaurs?

http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/

didnt know this was a hit hollywood book until my son edited it for me thanks

Thankfully yes. Check out the other books titles Chuck has written. Hilarious.

Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0795FV3LP/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_f.RLDbH8CXP0X

It's thread titles like this that help motivate me to get up in the morning and put a smile on my face. I laugh every time I think about how the Hugo awards went full retard and then got pounded in the butt for their trouble

He also wrote "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt". How meta can you get?

http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

He also fancies himself as "The Greatest Author of our Generation". I don't know him, butt I already love him. http://www.chucktingle.com/

Bitcoin does not give a fuck about gender or intellectually stunted garbage like social justice.

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There is apparently an entire series of these:
Pounded in my butt by my own butt


Cheesy Puff came to life and pimped my gay ass


I Seduced Bigfoot to Save Broadway from the Homophobic Sasquatches...And I Liked it!


But the prize has to go to :Pounded by The Biker Rainbow Come to Life!

If Space Raptor Butt Invasion can get at least 40 readers to buy it, anything is possible.

Edit: oh my god, there’s a trilogy

Edit 2: ....apparently it’s actually pretty good? Disturbed and fascinated.

https://i.imgur.com/gRQ3u8T.jpg

Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union

> When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.
>
> In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.
>
> Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.
>
> This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.

> When Alex learns that Britain has decided to leave the European Union, he’s shocked by just hold normal everything seems. But the calm doesn’t last as Alex is suddenly accosted by a giant living coin from the not so distant future.

> In this horrific future where Britain has left the EU, four story busses lie strewn about the streets of London after a failed plan to cut costs, the Queen’s Guard have been replaced by flying reptiles with machine guns and the River Thames runs red with molten lava.

> Now Alex and his handsome sentient pound must travel back to the past and sway the vote for European solidarity, by proving that all you need is love.

> This erotic tale is 4,200 words of sizzling human on monetary unit action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and living pound love.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HJXVP8G

Excuse me sir, but there are several visionaries in the MLP FanFic community that have gone on to great things. One brony went on to sell 50 copies of his autobiography on Amazon's self-published platform. He may become the next Chuck Tingle!!!

Haha, no. =) But I thought this book was really helpful, I bet you could get a lot out of it: A Drunks Guide to Managing Expectations and Being Decent

He's on Amazon: "Pounded in the butt by my own butt" There is even a sequel: " Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" "

He also does IAmA some times https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/8i7e7f/im_chuck_tingle_two_time_hugo_award_finalist_and/

One time he poped into a IAmA with jeff goldblum to ask him who the most handsome dinosaur was/

https://twitter.com/chucktingle/status/1003768324205867008?lang=en

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Looks like he has a new book: https://www.reddit.com/r/marvelstudios/comments/bbo5na/dear_marvels_buckaroos_this_is_for_you_revengers/

Thank you!! If you want more CYOA erotica, check out Escape the Island of Eldritch Lust: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B075889FNB or Suburban Sex Kitten Adventure: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01MQQIJS5 or The Easily Defeated Hero's Monster Girl Adventure: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07MCYCF7W or The Dungeon of the Monster Breeder: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B013PU6DZW

Also try Starlust: Bred by the Alien by Jay Aury and me: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07T5XC5F4

Or try Callista Hawkes: https://www.amazon.com/Callista-Hawkes/e/B00P247RXM

Or Shon Richards: https://www.amazon.com/Shon-Richards/e/B006ZLJXR4

THE BOOK LINKED BELOW IS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHAT HUMANS WANT FROM US.

LINK: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00SX6HS5I/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?qid=1462407179&sr=8-5&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=gay+plane&dpPl=1&dpID=51dFEIT66SL&ref=plSrch

start writing about a sex topic? that sounds worse than the date to the Museum of bachelorBroken Relationships.

Hopefully some wag in the group is a fan of author Chuck Tingle - no windmills, just good ol fashioned Dinosaur erotica (amazon link: Space Raptor Butt Invasion, or the important piece of literature "Dressed Up Handsome And Not Pounded Because Cosplay Is Not Consent"

Good news op! Its available for free with the Kindle app.
https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butt-Handsome-Laundry-Detergent-ebook/dp/B0795FV3LP/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

So it turns out a girl I recently went on a date with is am anti-vaxxer. I rather her turn out to be a man like all my other dates. The good news is, I’ve officially gone gay. And will be having my butt pounded by linear time. long calls for Amazon!

Reminds me of this (nsfw) - make sure you read the plot summary it's amazing!

Personally I think this is better Brexit inspired Fiction.

(Warning, a bit NSFW)

Amazon lists nearly 600 books classified as "Dinosaur Erotica", including this beauty, Space Raptor Butt Invasion. So yeah, 60 for Illuminati Self Help doesn't sound as weird in the context of knowing that...

There's a whole slew of these books... https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00FI9JFFO/ref=dbs_a_def_rwt_bibl_vppi_i0

Although, in terms of trying to get as much as possible out of a title, can I recommend "Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist Who Is Also A Ghost": https://www.amazon.co.uk/Open-Handsome-Sabertooth-Dentist-Ghost-ebook/dp/B06X1DY3R9/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=dinosaur+erotica&qid=1568823828&s=digital-text&sr=1-3

Ah, sounds like the sequel the the riveting read:

Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union

Here's a Pilot title:

Pounded by the Pence: Making the Vice President Admit He is a Closeted Gay Man by Seducing Him and Making Him Love Himself Enough to Admit His Issues to the World and End His Stupid Policy Ideas

Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union is honestly one of the most insightful books on the subject. Truly a tingle-worthy essential.

Are you more popular, or less popular, than the "Pounded In the Butt By My Own Butt" author?

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU#nav-subnav

Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing

>After a horrific car accident, Travis finds himself stuck with a seemingly insurmountable stack of medical bills. Desperate for work and drowning in debt, he’s left with nowhere to turn until the wealthy investor, Barko, enters his life.

>Barko knows a good butthole investment when he sees one, and soon enough he is hard at work turning Travis’s anal passageway into a successful vineyard and real estate development known as Plobus Valley, an attractive name that translates to “place of sweet riches” in the language of the natives who inhabit Travis’s body.

>Through common sense reinvestment, Barko and Travis develop this butthole into a thriving business, but as the two of them approach eight years of partnership, a dark secret threatens to tear them apart and pound their butts.

>This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient business strategy action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and butthole investment love.

No, I'm pretty sure that's right.

Try the Space Raptor Butt Trilogy by Dr. Chuck Tingle. You may have to read it a couple of times for it to really sink in, but it really helped me get worse.

After you finish that you should easily be able to digest Dr. Tingle's more advanced works. I'd recommend starting with Slammed In The Butthole By My Concept Of Linear Time (4th Edition).

Not sure if it has photos, but I think if a print version exists of Space Raptor Butt Invasion, it could be a worthy contender to something to make the TSA agent raise an eyebrow or three.

> Where is the place to share this sort of information? Asking for a friend.

https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/

Auto-mod wouldn't let me post the link directly, so here you go:

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CRTTHMY

Chuck Tingle is hilarious, but definitely did not expect this. The cover art isn't especially relevant though.

Of course, you can't help but to be drawn in by the honest titles, such as "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"", even if it's just out of morbid curiosity or because you want to attain the highest level of irony ever witnessed.

He's responsible for the only good thing to have come out of the brexit so far, the amazingly titled Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union.

Cut back or abstain from smoking weed. Self-medicating like this will sap yoir motivation and hurt you in the log run. Is this is good as it gets? Hell no. Look into daughters eyes when she is truly happy. That's as good as it gets. Now take a bow...because you helped make that happen!
Employers aren't calling you because they haven't figured out a way to make money off you, or they are making money off someone else. Why not use your savings to find out what you can do that is self-sustainable. Can you write about people fucking? Chuck Tingle writes books about books pounding people in the butt and he will retire long before you or I will (self-publish erotica if that was too obtuse).
Do you. Be you. Become yourself. Stop smoking weed and learn how to market it (legally, not dealing). You've got the time. I the US, it will probably be legal within five years. Elsewhere it will be legal in five years and five minutes. This is what they call a "growth opportunity."

right here but honestly everything Chuck Tingle writes is gold

Oppressed In The Butt By My Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups is an erotic novel by Chuck Tingle.

Or better yet, well get a sequel to http://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ/ref=la_B00SF2MTYK_1_20?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1462102019&sr=1-20&refinements=p_82%3AB00SF2MTYK

Meta-book about the popularity of the book


Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"

https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B01HWROW0W/ref=pd_aw_sim_351_3/253-0503810-8471017?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=V9H82KP5S6WBD6SGYYPK

I would like to see some original cover art for the book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" by Dr. Chuck Tingle.

^^^Yes ^^^it's ^^^a ^^^real ^^^book

And for the real bitcoin lover there's https://www.amazon.com/Theres-Bitcoin-My-Butt-Handsome-ebook/dp/B073NF2Z9G/r

Dont forget Space Raptor Butt Invasion which was nominated for the prestigious Hugo award.

To be fair, I'm pretty sure those are just fetish tags describing someone's fantasy post, not anything intended to be interpreted as literally true or even plausible. Basically, anyplace on the internet where people can post dirty creative things inevitably gets lots of really weird shit. Else, how do you explain Chuck Tingle?

>but I'm not sure if it does in western media, like I've never heard of stuff like this before

https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1488046851&sr=8-1&keywords=dinosaur+butt

Trashy romance novels... buddy who rides dinosaurs...

Space Raptor Butt Invasion?

https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ

The premiere writer in gay dinosaur erotic fiction was nominated for a Hugo award. And wrote a book about that too.

https://www.amazon.com/Slammed-Butt-Hugo-Award-Nomination-ebook/dp/B01EUC93RE

That author has one about tide pod sex lmfao

"Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA.

But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.

Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass!

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love."

Kirk's book

dont forget "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"", "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"""", and of course, the thrilling "Buttception: a butt within a butt" (these links are nsfw obviously)

Who could possibly pick a favourite when the good doctor's works include such tinglers as Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book, Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing, and the renowned Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'".

Let's be honest THIS is why you use a Kindle.

Here's a consolation prize.

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https://www.amazon.com.au/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B00VDRUI5Q

You need to read some of Chuck Tingle's books.. like this one. Some fine work he writes.

You: reading peer-reviewed economic papers about Brexit.

Me, an intellectual: reading this.

It’s free, for anyone interested

Handsome, dominant, billionaire planes. But my favourite is, and will forever be, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt".

From the same guy who brought you this: Open Wide For The Handsome Sabertooth Dentist ^^^Who ^^^Is ^^^Also ^^^A ^^^Ghost

Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod

Or how about this one: Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod - https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0795FV3LP/ref=mp_s_a_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1527119993&sr=1-2&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=tide+pod&dpPl=1&dpID=51vbv7PlnVL&ref=plSrch

It’s a great read but it’s no Chuck Tingle bestseller!

If there is a book called "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" on Amazon, there is a novel for your kink; or you haven't written it yet.

Nothing compared to Chuck Tingle's works.

My personal favorite: https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G/

Personally I think Space Raptor Butt Invasion is better.

https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ

The titles of these Chuck Tingle books are too good

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I/ref=pd_sim_sbs_351_4?ie=UTF8&dpID=51dFEIT66SL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_UX300_PJku-sticker-v3%2CTopRight%2C0%2C-44_OU02_AC_UL160_SR100%2C160_&psc=1&refRID=3C639XS0JJ7MXNBMZ9CX

This is my personal fave

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU#nav-subnav

lol sassysquach doesn't have anything on space raptor butt invasion

https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/

As someone who's subscribed to /r/amazonwtf and /r/pieceofshitbookclub, trust me when I say that there's way weirder stuff out there

This may be relevant top your interests.

These are meant to be jokes, right?

Please tell me I'm not actually laughing at something serious here.

Clearly these people aren't familiar with the works of Chuck Tingle.

relevant: Oppressed in the Butt by my Inclusive Holiday Coffee Cups

This makes me wish for a high-budget movie adaptation of Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'".

It's definitely up there with some of his more meta works...

Erotica novel named "There's a Bitcoin in My Butt and He is Handsome" is available on Humble Bundle, buy buy buy!

I agree. It should be a sentient jet plane.

Dr. Chuck Tingle would like to have a word with you. ^read ^^the ^^^discription

so more like Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt then?

I also feel like it's my duty to inform everyone that "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'" also exists

Sounds like a Chuck Tingle book waiting to be written,
Bicep Charles and the barbell in my butt prostate massage affair.

Tingle heard ya already, like, six times

You might like this: (NSFW) https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G#nav-subnav

That sounds like a Chuck Tingle novel...

There's a lot of unicorns, too. Some bigfoots (bigfeet?) And quite a few metaphorical concepts, like Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union

But that's where you're wrong. On one end of the spectrum, we've got classics like "Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt", while on the other end we've got exciting titles like "A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced me Gay." And there's a whole world in between. "All the same," you say. To that, I respond "Ha!"

I'm a big fan of the series:

• Pounded in the Butt by my Own Butt
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'"'"
  
  
• Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"'"'

Heh. I liked this one

Did you catch his follow up, 'Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"' ?

Oh god, that first one has two sequels, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt" and, as if that weren't meta enough, Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Book 'Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt'".

And Chuck just announced his new release, Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"!

That series goes 2 levels deeper, iirc.

Also, don't forget Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union and, of course, its sequel, Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union".

A little too tentacular for my tastes, but her eyes are amazing.

Also, the actual book itself is just as terrible as I imagined.

You'd be surprised.

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU

>Escape the Island of Eldritch Lust (Princess to Pleasure Slave Adventure 2)

Full title https://www.amazon.com/Escape-Eldritch-Princess-Pleasure-Adventure-ebook/dp/B075889FNB, so it's porn. I guess titles are effective:

>His words trail off as you slide from your bench onto your hands and knees and crawl over to him. You gaze hungrily into his eyes as you climb onto his lap. You pull your skirt up and settling your plump bottom atop him. You unbutton your shirt and expose the soft, ample mounds of your breasts cradled by the lace of your bra. He gazes up at you with a surprised grin on his face. You thrust your breasts into his face, smothering his nose and warm lips in the valley between your tits.

>Bog reaches around and grabs your ass with both hands. He moans with lust, his breath hot in your cleavage as he begins kissing the tops of your tits. You unbuckle your bra and shrug it off, feeling a thrill at exposing yourself to this man who is practically a stranger. He ogles your erect nipples and your creamy mounds, but keeps his hands squeezing and cradling your ass in his lap.

I believe so, yes. I googled 'pounded in the butt' (risky, I know) and this came up as the top result by the same guy: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU

Maybe this book will solve your questions

Ethereum is not the first to introduce crypto concepts via the medium of erotica/porn:

For example, there's this charming book on Amazon:

There's A Bitcoin In My Butt And He Is Handsome

The cover is a hard one, artists are not that cheap. I sometimes feel good Indie books can be hiding behind a stick figure! (But I don't have time to find out ;3).

Spacefaring Dino Erotica is where it's at ;3.

Don't forget the third book in the series! Pounded in the Butt by my book "pounded in the butt by my book 'pounded in the butt by my own butt'"

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ

Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union

Chuck Tingle never fails to deliver.

Disappointed they didn't check out Space Raptor Butt Invasion and the other similar Dinosaur Romance novels

Publishing on amazon is great. So much inovation that could never have been achieved otherwise. Like the classic Space Raptor Butt Invasion https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00S4B95RQ?pc_redir=T1





Also, u/warlizard makes a lot of money off it. I don't know if the two are related, but I have my suspicions.

and of course, don't forget to pick up the sequel -

Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"

Don't forget the sequel: Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VDRUI5Q/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_ykDVDbP7R45S8

> Just want someone to talk about space and dinosaurs with

> I don't want a sexual thing

Not even Space Raptor Butt Sex?

If the Jets win I will buy this book and post a review of it in /r/WinnipegJets

https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I


Edit - oh shit I actually have to do this now

I thought this was a photoshop... I was wrong.

Slammed In The Butt By My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0795FV3LP

Tanks and The Modern Army, by J.S. Woulden, is a highly regarded source

Believe it or not, that's one of the results Google gave me on a keyword search: https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ

I could not possibly make this shit up

Can't wait to see what new features they bring in the Tingle update.

Chuck Tingle is that you?

And thus I give you the following Hugo nominated work:

https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/

http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ

Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Great fantasy

https://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ

Naaaw. Nobody got pounded in the butt. Now if it were Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, Space Raptor Butt Invasion or even Professor T-Rex Teaches me Gayness then you'd have a Tingler.

Especially when they come from space

It will be. [Specifically this one.] (http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1450322497&sr=8-2&keywords=pounded+in+the+butt+by+my+own+butt)

She obviously has not been introduced to Chuck Tingle and his bestseller 'Space Raptor Butt Invasion'.

http://www.amazon.com/Space-Raptor-Invasion-Chuck-Tingle-ebook/dp/B00S4B95RQ/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

Is this a joke or does he really have a PhD from DeVry in holistic massage? It is actually believable...

Chuck Tingle.

I beg to differ

https://www.amazon.com/Gay-Living-Billionaire-Jet-Plane-ebook/dp/B00SX6HS5I

well it is

Oh

my

god.

Are

these

all

actual

books?

Idk

why,

but

I

love

this.

Relevant

This is barely the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Chuck Tingle. His novels could probably put this sub out of business.

Example

and another

I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane

OP irl

I prefer airplane erotica

This Chuck Tingle person has some niche fetishes

INDEED.

for anyone who doesn't get the reference

https://www.amazon.ca/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B00VDRUI5Q

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Book-Own-ebook/dp/B018ZZQKJQ

This Chuck Tingle book is basically a documentary on the topic.

Further reading.

Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt

Think again!

Author of Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt

and it's sequel Pounded In The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"

several copies of this book.

Perhaps this? https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU

https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Butt-My-Own-ebook/dp/B00UYC1ASU